#Penelope Blossom

[doctorcurdlejr]

Worst mom in riverdale?

INNOCENT MOTHERS

Toni Topaz - Baby Anthony wanted to do all that stuff

Mary Andrews - Not her fault she was having gay sex in the city while her ex husband instilled The Cycles in their son. In fact she wanted Archie with her in Chicago (if memory serves)

FORGIVEN MOTHERS, EXCUSED OF THEIR CRIMES

Gladys Jones - Called Archie and Jughead gay to their faces while wearing leather (Bound 1996 reference)

Hermione Lodge - Became a Real Housewife of New York, bringing joy to thousands if not millions

Alice Cooper - She was literally born on the wrong side of the tracks and then saved an entire plane of people by taking over the controls after the pilot fell ill... So you literally can't hold the manslaughter, aiding, abetting, libel, undercover cult indoctrination, or bad parenting against her she looked HOT while she did it all. Like, CHRIST, can't a woman be IMPERFECT?

Polly Cooper - She had at least ten lobotomies, was the victim of like every crime imaginable, and still managed to build a huge support system for her children. That her kids were attacking classmates with a rock is evidence that she was preparing them to be self sufficient citizens of Riverdale, frankly.

WORST MOTHER, BY ORDER OF ELIMINATION

Penelope Blossom - Unlike other criminal entrepreneurs, such as cloth mother (Hermione Lodge) and wire mother (Gladys Jones), her child was forced to repeatedly put her down like a rabid dog. Then she became a lesbian nun, which is kind of a step down for somebody who used to wear what bordered on full drag to run a brothel. In my opinion.

[spritemachine]

they're never going to make tv like this again where a homophobic mom looks on in disgust at her closeted daughter's suspiciously yonic papaya fruit

[relicorpus]

i wonder what they were talking about in s5e18

[horrorlesbion]

penelope blossom homophobic repressed lesbian child bride secret russian spy building the atomic bomb who else does it like her

[sugurugetos]

MADELEINE PETSCH as PENELOPE BLOSSOM in RIVERDALE — 5x12 CITIZEN LODGE

[rebelsafoot]

happy valentines day *gives u a whole human heart that i procured from my organ selling cult*

[rigginsstreet]

SPIN TIME

[pennysperfectpolls]

Penny Poll Preliminary match 6

Penny (stardew valley)

Penelope Blossom (Riverdale)

Penny Forrester (Bolt)

Pennyuin1 (Club Penguin OC)

Only two will move on

Propaganda under the cut

Penny (Stardew Valley) Propaganda

hair is cute and she’s a great teacher

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THAT’S MY WIFE!!!! I’m shallow, okay? I want to fulfill my dreams of butchly sweeping Penny into my arms and into wedded bliss.

Also it’s really deliciously devastating how much you can utterly break her heart, should you so choose.

Penelope Blossom (Riverdale) Propaganda

Bit of an evil bitch but I love her for it.

She is the mother of Cheryl and the late Jason Blossom, as well as the adopted sister and wife of the deceased Clifford Blossom.

Penelope suffered severe third-degree burns when running back into Thornhill to save the family portrait after Cheryl set fire to the house in an effort to "start over" with a clean slate. This gave Cheryl the opportunity to control her mother the same way she controlled and abused Cheryl.

She is also a serial killer, who poisons men who she claims are the real "poison," having taken the lives of her late husband Clifford Blossom, his brother Claudius, Darryl Doiley, Felix Featherhead, and Hal Cooper.

Without giving you even more spoilers - read more here - https://riverdale.fandom.com/wiki/Penelope_Blossom

Penny Forrester (Bolt) propaganda

Just a girl who loves her dog

Pennyuin1 (Club Penguin OC) Propaganda

My club penguin account from when I was 9. It is a pun and Pennyuin was taken.

[the-epic-hiram-lows]

Make an aesthetics mood board for a Riverdale character of your choice.

omg, i love you anon.

Penelope Blossom

[nadjaofstatenisland]

now that the show's over, top 10 parentdale lines?

I'm actually an idiot and posted the draft last night instead of the ask. Why did no on ask for context.

Anyway I only did 8 but some are more than one line. I also kept it to s1.

"Okay, what is wrong with you people?" "Will you just spare us the middle-class morality? It's not like they were brother and sister." - Hal Cooper, Clifford Blossom (all the dialogue from this scene is gold tbh)

"Slut shaming. It's what they call it when sluts get shamed." - Alice Cooper (iconic and beyond reproach)

"Alice Cooper - no longer lactose intolerant I see." - Hermione Lodge (been haunted by this line for six and a half years what the FUCK does this line mean)

"There's the sticky, dark, dirty truth. Maple syrup. Drown in it why don't you!" - Penelope Blossom (she's literally SO dramatic in this scene especially considering what we find out scenes later happened)

"I'm so sorry to interrupt your adultery, Fred." - Alice Cooper 

"You remember our Homecoming, Alice?Hal? Back in the day? Your mom ever tell you about that night? ("Just that she and my dad were king and queen.") "Yeah they were - of hell." - FP Jones (this whole scene is also great but you KNOW this bitch thought he was so clever coming up with this little quip)

"I mean is there not a nice gay kid at your school?" - Tom Keller (#1 ally) 

"I didn't realize that you were a polyamorist." "I don't think that's an actual word." - Alice Cooper, Mary Andrews 

[reusedtvseriescostumes]

This black and white split-neck dress is worn on Lana Parrilla as Regina Mills in Once Upon a Time: The Song in Your Heart (2017)

The Dress is altred and worn in White and purple on Nathalie Boltt as Penelope Blossom in Riverdale: A Kiss Before Dying (2017)

[doctorcurdlejr]

Remember when Penelope Blossom broke out of prison, became a nun, and then visited Cheryl to apologize about how awful she treated her. During which she revealed that it's because she resented that her daughter was able to be an out lesbian when she could never accept that part of herself. The Riverdale gay gene is awesome literally everybody in this show is GAY

[riverdale-retread]

6 reasons why Penelope Blossom is hot

She is a genius with a pithy phrase and nickname. "Nightmarechild" being my personal favorite.

The best dresser of Riverdale bar none. Josie, Veronica and Cheryl can't even come close.

Penelope Blossom is the only serial killer I have ever liked. I approve of the fact that she gifted her child a clutch of dead relatives and expected to be thanked.

She looks incredible dressed as a nun.

Penelope provides eldercare to Nana Rose, to whom she owes nothing at all whatsoever.

Penelope Blossom has the most elegant diction in all of Riverdale.

Why are we stopping at six?

7. She's an orphan who makes herself lady of the manor.

8. Penelope Blossom is a survivor in several senses of the word. She's really the most traumatized, put-upon person in Riverdale (all of Riverdale, like all of it, yes, even that one, even your fave and your blorbo and whoever). She's also unkillable. She emerges unscathed from gassing, waterboarding, being burned alive and so on.

9. Her imagination is extremely devious.

10. Her ginger was so pure that even the Blossoms coveted it.

[relicorpus]

do you guys ever think about self-isolating, never-leaves-the-house penelope blossom agreeing to meet Betty at pop's because she's fond of her

[horrorlesbion]

riverdale aesthetics  ➠ relationships ➟ cheryl & penelope blossom

"There was a time when I wanted to believe in something more. The time when I actually thought I was speaking to Jay-Jay in the beyond. But you ruined that. Your gaslighting, your lies, your deranged Julian doll. You showed me that there is nothing eternal, just the cruelty of mothers."

[jugheads-choni]

My Top 10 Riverdale Music Numbers

6. Didn’t I See This Movie?

Sung by Madelaine Petsch

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“Didn't I see this movie, where the demon looks like you?

Where the priestess got impatient and said, "Sorry, mom, I'm through"?

I know where this is going, and I know what you're about.

Cause I have seen this movie and I walked out

I walked out

I'm walking...”