#Peanut Crisps Or GTFO

[mrawkweird]

Have you seen the sexy picture of Brie Larson eating M&Ms?

She eating plain-ass M&M’s; ain’t nothing sexy about that.

[ghostnebula]

autumnal asks 🌙

I was tagged by @blueeyedrichie! Thank you ily <3

1. what is your favorite autumn scent? apple-cinnamon, caramel, the smell of hot chocolate, that sharp kinda grey cold smell that starts to settle in over everything at some point, cold rain, dead leaves. all of them?

2. would you rather go through a corn maze or go pumpkin picking? joke’s on you i can do BOTH those things because every pumpkin patch around here also has a corn maze! 

3. what is your favorite halloween candy? cruel. how can you make me choose? i really like reese’s peanut butter cups but i also really like the fuzzy peaches in the lil fun-size pack and also rockets? also coffee crisp oh my god. fun-size coffee crisp is where it’s at.

4. favorite autumn holiday? halloween, duh

5. rainy, foggy autumn days or cold, sunny autumn days? cold & sunny

6. favorite horror movie to watch on halloween? not really. whatever’s on TV i guess. if halloweentown is on that’s gonna be the top pick, but that isn’t even horror lol

7. do you like raking leaves? only if i can jump in the pile after

8. do you have any special autumn traditions? every year i make my two (2) friends get together at one of our houses and we make those pillsbury halloween cookies that kill you if you eat too many, and we eat too many, drink hot beverages of our choice, and marathon over the garden wall and then watch whatever horror movies we feel like watching for the rest of the night.

9. do you like carving pumpkins? yes i unironically love the horrible cold feeling of pumpkin guts between my fingers and i truly enjoy tormenting all of the weak bitches in my family/friend group with handfuls of pumpkin goo

10. combat boots or cardigans? cardigans bby

11. yellows, reds and browns or purples, blacks and oranges? purples, blacks, and oranges. it’s gaudy and ugly or gtfo

12. favorite autumn drink? it’s a tie between apple cider and my special tim horton’s order of a white hot chocolate with an apple cinnamon tea bag (literally amazing, please try it next time you’re at timmies)

13. do you like pumpkin spice flavored things? not particularly. i’ll eat/drink it but i’m not a huge fan of pumpkin as a flavour.

14. favorite type of pie? apple, 100%

15. do you have any special halloween traditions? what are they?  yeah! i volunteer for a girls’ youth group which shall not be named but exists pretty much all over the world anyway (think cookie-selling children in uniforms). and every year our pack dresses up during the meeting before halloween and we go “trick-or-treating” at the local nursing home! i go in early to deliver bowls of candy to the residents and then once the girls show up we give them bags and take them around the building to collect candy. sadly we can’t do that this year :(

16. halloween parties or giving out candy to trick or treaters? giving out candy :’) that’s honestly my fave. i love seeing all the cute/cool costumes and seeing how excited the kids are and slipping extra candy into the bags for the tired parents who have been dragged all over the neighbourhood for this shit.

17. hayrides or campfires? campfires all the way. no force on this earth will stop me from singing camp songs at any fire i’m present for. i hope you motherfuckers are ready for the moose song.

18. describe your ideal autumn day? it was yesterday! apple picking with my sister + our friends & their kids, taking all the kids on a hayride, getting cups of hot cider, hanging out in the sun, tasting all the different kinds of apples, checking out the pumpkin patches, taking the kids on the rides and to the playground, buying candy for everyone. we all went out for dinner at one of the most popular locally owned “restaurants” in the area and it was just. really nice :’)))

19. coffee or hot chocolate? mmmm depends on the time of day. coffee is my fave but i will not drink it past 4 p.m. made that mistake too many times.

20. alcoholic or non alcoholic apple cider? non-alcoholic

21. what is your go to autumn outfit(s)? my comfiest jeans and literally any of my sweaters/hoodies. i’m not even picky. i just love the jeans & hoodie combo.

22. do you wear scarves? eh only in the winter tbh to protect my face from frostbite. 

23. describe your dream autumn date? apple picking/pumpkin picking and then either going home to make goodies with the apples or taking the pumpkins home to carve while we watch bad horror movies.

24. scary stories around a camp fire or getting lost in a corn maze with someone? scary stories around the campfire but make them all incredibly dumb because nothing is better than a scary story that ends funny.

25. black cats or bats? uhhh both

26. do you decorate for autumn? don’t really have time tbh. i try but i don’t always get a chance.

27. vampires or witches? this question needs more context. to fuck? vampires. to be? witches. which one is cooler? both, you fools.

28. do you collect crystals? no, but most of my friends do

29. do you like cold weather? to a degree. i can’t really stand the heat, but i’m also chronically anemic so the cold doesn’t quite do it for me either. already, my feet haven’t been warm in almost 3 days. send help. cold weather is only okay if your house is properly insulated.

30. what was your favorite autumn activity as a kid? uh def trick-or-treating and pumpkin carving (and watching halloweentown on the family channel)

My tags:

@stunt-lads @ull-float-too @fuji09 @letskillthisbitchassclown @princessdaddy @edtozier89 

Sorry if u already did this

[airandangels]

greenribbon replied to your post: How to eat: a crisp sandwich

i have never eaten crisps/chips on a sandwich but have only heard of complimenting them with peanut butter that way. the idea of eating chips and mayo on white bread alone sounds heinous

Oh I would NEVER use mayonnaise in a chip/crisp butty. It's butter or gtfo. I don't see the appeal of using peanut butter, I think the rather thick sticky texture would be a poor combination with the crisp crunch of the chips.

[rlyoshi]

120 Questions

So this is a thing I discovered and decided to do because why not.

1. Name: Maxwell Allan 2. Nickname(s): Max, RLYoshi, Kidsquid, various puns utilizing the word “max” 3. Birthday: December 30th, 1996 4. That makes you: 20 years old 5. Where were you born: Westlock, Alberta 6. Location right now: Carleton Place, Ontario 7. Shoe size: 13 8. How many piercings?: None 9. Tattoos?: Currently none, planning to get one or two in the relatively near future 10. When you wake up you’re: Groggy and irritable 11. When you’re about to sleep you’re: Probably not actually gonna fall asleep anytime soon 12. Zodiac sign: Capricorn 13. Chinese sign: Rat (really?) 14. Righty or Lefty: Righty for almost everything, but I’m ambidextrous for some mundane things 15. Innie or Outie: Innie 16. School: Caldwell Street Public School (elementary/middle), Carleton Place High School followed by TR Leger (high), Durham College (a single year of post-secondary) 17. Nationality: Canadian 18. Hair color: Brown 19. Weight: Don’t know and don’t want to find out 20. Height: 5'11″ 21. Braces?: No 22. Glasses?: Yes 23. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: Not at the moment 24. If so, who?: N/A 25. If not, do you have a crush on someone?: Eh, not really 26. Who has a crush on you?: How would I know? 27. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: No 28. Who was your first kiss: Haven’t had a proper one yet 29. Who was your last kiss: See above 30. Are you a virgin?: Yes. Did you expect otherwise? 31. Ever had a threesome before?: No, and I don’t plan to 32. Have you ever been in love?: Yes 33. Broken any hearts?: Doubt it 34. Got your heart broken?: Nope, besides mild and brief sadness whenever I got rejected when asking someone out 35. Ever liked a friend?: Yes 36. What happened?: First one led to a half-year relationship that fell apart because we really didn’t match. Second one led to a long-distance relationship that just collapsed because…well, long-distance relationships don’t mesh well with me. 37. How many relationships have you been in?: Anywhere from two to five, depending on your definition of “relationship” 38. How many were serious enough to count: Two. The other three were single dates. 39. Who were those serious ones: Amber, my girlfriend for half a year, and Chaz, my online boyfriend for a couple months 40. Best boy/girlfriend: Would rather not choose 41. Worst boy/girlfriend: See above 42. Who do you want back: None. We’re better off friends, honestly. 43. Who do you regret: None 44. Who’s your mum?: Diane 45. Who’s your dad?: Nick 46. Any step-parents?: No 47. Any brothers?: Older brother, Schuyler 48. Any sisters?: No 49. Do you get along with your parents?: Most of the time. Usually any arguments we have are because of a misunderstanding and everyone in this house is always too stubborn to admit when they’re wrong, myself included. 50. With your siblings?: We don’t talk much, but when we do, yeah 51. Do you have any pets?: Our house is filled to the brim with cats. Also four dogs. Favourite…

52. Song: My opinion changes frequently, but it’s usually always a Hollywood Undead song 53. Movie: Alpha and Omega 54. Food: Pizza 55. Drink: Tie between milk and coke, depending on the situation 56. Store: EB Games, I guess? 57. Television show: I guess the Pokémon anime; every other show I watch, I like, but wouldn’t call it a favorite 58. Holiday: Christmas 59. Book: Of Mice and Men 60. Ice cream: Chocolate 61. Sweets: Peanut butter cups 62. Crisps: Doritoes, if that counts 63. Type of music: Literally anything except jazz (too boring) or mainstream rap (completely stupid) 64. Artist: Hollywood Undead 65. Word: ...I got nothing 66. Time of day: Just barely afternoon, still mostly morning 67. Alcoholic drink: N/A 68. Color(s): Blue (and yellow) 69. Piece of clothing: T-shirts 70. Character: Ezio Auditore from Assassin’s Creed II/Brotherhood/Revelations 71. Board game: Clue 72. Sport: Baseball 73. Number: 14 74. Quote: “Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.” -Jughead Jones, Riverdale 75. Animal: Cat 76. Actor: N/A 77. Country: Canada 78. Boy’s name: Raphael 79. Girl’s name: Ashley or Abigail 80. Swear word: “Shit” 81. Month: December 82. Possession: My computer 83. Season: Winter 84. Teacher: Mr. King 85. Subject: Science, when we discussed things other than chemistry 86. Subject to talk about: Video games Do you believe in… 87. God: I believe one exists, but I don’t really go by any religious definitions 88. Heaven: Yes 89. Devil: See “God” 90. Hell: Yes 91: Bogey man: No 92. Closet Monsters: No 93. Fortune tellings: I’m wishy-washy. Some have turned out to be pretty accurate and not just super obvious, so maybe some people are more clairvoyant than we believe. 94. Magic: I wish 95. Love at first sight: See “Magic” 96. Ghosts: Kinda 97. Voo-doo dolls: No 98. Reincarnation: No 99. Yourself: Sometimes Do you… 100. Smoke: No 101. Do drugs: No 102. Drink alcohol: I have at times, but I don’t do it anywhere close to consistently 103. Cuss: In real life? Rarely. Online or to myself? Like a sailor who stubbed his toe. 104. Sing in the shower: No 105. Like school: Fuck no 106. Want to get married: Yes 107. Type with all of your fingers: No, only my index ones 108. Think you’re attractive: I don’t think I’m ugly, so take of that what you will 109. Drink and drive: I have no plans to do either, let alone both at once 110. Snore: When sick, yes, but other than that, not usually 111. Sleep walk: I apparently did once, but not that I can recall 112. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Sunrises, yes. Sunsets, not really. What do you think about… 113. Classical music: It’s good when done right 114. Boy bands: See “classical music” 115. Suicide: On one hand, it is a very serious issue and is never the way out. On the other hand, because I hear overdramatic people threatening to commit suicide (and NEVER following through) so often, I’m just numb to discussions about it. 116. People who try to force their opinions on you: GTFO 117. Teen pregnancy: If you brought it upon yourself by willingly having underage sex, deal with it. If it happened to you through rape, you have my utmost sympathy. 118. Homosexuality: Regardless of what anyone says, there is nothing wrong with it 119. Abortions: Sort of like “teen pregnancy” above: if you have sex without taking measures to prevent pregnancy, and you get pregnant, don’t get an abortion. Have the child and give them up for adoption. Only get an abortion if your pregnancy was entirely out of your control and you really don’t want to go through the childbirth, but even then I’d still say get it over with and put the child up for adoption 120. Yourself: I’m a guy with skills who’s sick of being the comic relief because everyone else severely underestimates me and/or wants themselves to look better so they exaggerate the slightest mistakes I make. Also, I’m a cynical snarky goofball somehow all at the same time.