#Paying $50 a year for Nintendo to Bless me with their Servers.
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Someone make a Salmonid OC who's a hacker I think that'd be incredibly fitting (just got communication error 3 high egg games in a row) (Almost exclusively using H3 Nozzelnose, Bamboozler, Squiffer, and E liter these past few games)
#Splatoon 3#Salmon Run#I'm having SO MANY DISCONNECTS#Not just me I had leavers three games in a row before I started to be the leaver#And then I quit because I didn't want to be the Ass that disconnects first/second round AGAIN#Plus if I DID make it through round 3 and hit gold but then DISCONNECTED so it didn't COUNT#I would have been piiiiiiiiiiiiissed#Paying $50 a year for Nintendo to Bless me with their Servers.#Salmonid who understand modern Squid Tech and hacks Grizzco to give the workers bad weapons#And sometimes shut down the servers and intercepts their egg deliveries causing the shift not to count in the system#This is my lore reason for why everything sucks so bad right now#I'm gonna break gold tonight if it fuckin kills me I REFUSE this Silver Orb I hate it#This wouldn't be such a big deal if I'd just stayed in Bronze I LIKED the Bronze egg#But no. now I need to get Gold.
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