#Payback for her cat chewing through plastic to take a big chunk out of one of my hot dog buns ig

[stardustedknuckles]

Life is easier these days in part because when I ask my roommate to borrow her ketchup, immediately butterfinger it and shatter the cap on the ground, and go "aw hell, I broke your ketchup" she just starts laughing and there's no stress and obviously I'm going to pick up more anyway because I was out. It's no big deal.