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[Review] THE OPEN HOUSE Is Just A Vacant Spot In The Neighborhood
Have you ever, like, noticed how weird open houses are? Apparently, I didnât think they were, until The Open House hit Netflix on January 19th and I was able to see for myself what the horrid consequences of hosting one would be.
The Open House centers on Netflix original 13 Reasons Why and Donât Breathe star Dylan Minnette and his mother, played by Piercey Dalton (The Orchard). The two find themselves in a hopeless situation following a family tragedy that leads them to move into a relativeâs empty vacation house where they are âbesieged by threatening forcesâ.
Being acquired by one of the top streaming services out there (that turns out horror gems like a mining valley), starring a currently very popular teen star, and entailing a simple âhaunted houseâ premise means The Open House would surely be good, right?
Wrong. Oh, so wrong.
Before I rip through this, because there is A LOT of ripping to do, my overall point here is that The Open House ultimately fails because it tries to be everything its not. What viewers need to know first and foremost about The Open House is that we, the horror community, have seen this before. Every part of this movie from the âstylishâ camera angles to the final âtwistâ is taken from another, better film and artist.
Itâs obvious in the film industry, that writers and directors draw influence from somewhere. That somewhere is almost always previously existing films ranging from actual plot to directing techniques. At this point almost all horror tropes have been covered or touched in some way, but it takes a special filmmaker to take a practical plot line, like a haunted house, and turn it on its head. Writer and director, Matt Angel (Ha/lf), is not that filmmaker. What he has done with his first opportunity to write and direct an official feature length horror film windâs up mocking the talent and creative storytelling techniques used by those that have come before him.
The only positive and redeeming qualities The Open House has, that I would like to get out of the way, is the decent acting and the pretty intense score. Both, however, are quickly undermined by the forced âstyleâ Angel tries to cop from films ranging from Get Out to Funny Games. I admit I donât know much about cinematography, but I know enough to sense a directorâs certain style and I know when enough is enough. Each important shot in this film is different from the another, borrowing from well-recognized angles like James Wanâs panoramic scene movements to M. Night Shyamalanâs trademark perspective angles. Angel overuses distinct techniques almost as if to cover the spread of whatâs popular in horror right now. False style and a narrative lacking any meaning and depth is not exactly what viewers want.
Basically, it feels as though he watched the most popular horror and genre films of the last ten years, put together some shallow and pretentious formula, thought âEasy, I could do that!â, and made this passionless, pointless Frankenstein of a movie to get himself out onto the scene.
I imagine him working on this was a lot like that scene in Scream 3 where Scott Foleyâs director character rants about wanting to make a love story, but he has to make a horror movie first because the studio is making him to do it. You know what Iâm talking about, right?
Okay, now that Iâve got that out of my system, I feel itâs necessary to go through the narrative, step-by-step in order to really justify why I feel this way toward a harmless, but wasteful, Netflix addition. No one likes negative reviews and, hopefully, no one likes to write them. I can find the good in most films from wide releases to the most obscure C-rated horror movie, but if Iâm deeply disappointed I like to detail exactly why.
SPOILERS (which are only necessary to review a movie that is this bad)
Minnetteâs character, Logan, and his mother, Naomi, are quickly hit with grief following the sudden traumatic and accidental death of Loganâs father (itâs incredibly similar to the opening sequence of Disturbia). We learn through many passive-aggressive comments made by Naomi throughout the movie that this has left her and her son in financial stress which we later learn was because of her husband ânot caringâ enough to leave her and Logan well-off in the event of his untimely death. No insurance? Donât middle-aged women typically murder their husbands to cash-out on their life insurance policies? AnywaysâŚ
Her nameless sister offers up a vacant vacation home that she and Logan can live in because she canât afford the bills alone which Naomi takes her up on. The catch? They have to be out of the house whenever an open house is scheduled, which sounds to me like a much bigger hassle than finding a job on my own. We never hear from the sister character again, not because she gets caught up in some sinister situation or anything, but because of true carelessness on Angelâs part.
Logan and Naomi make their way up to the mountain mansion, nearly hitting a phantom figure out on the road in the dark (here I would cite all of the movies this scene is a ripoff of, but we donât have that time). I wonât even do a review the disservice of ranting about jump scares. I feel, typically, itâs a staple tactic for a scary movie (how else can a general audience truly get scared without them?), so I am not drawing attention to the fact that it was a cheap thrill because The Open House has plenty of those, but that it was both important to the twist at the end and so unimportant at the same time.
 Deciding to stop at a gas station in town, we are introduced to two of the most useless character written for effect and for the sake of being red herrings: the old, loony, invasive neighbor who knows entirely too much about everyone, Martha, played by Patricia Bethune (Longmire, True Blood) and the odd, all too forward and friendly store clerk Chris, played by Sharif Atkins (White Collar). The entire scene, and really any other scene including Martha or Chris, is heavy with the feeling that something is off about them.
Martha mentions the death of her own husband and recognizes Naomi and Logan from pictures her neighbor, Naomiâs sister, showed her in one scene. In later scenes where she is randomly walking their lawn in the dead of night she does not recognize Logan, and later after that she drops in unannounced with banana bread and confusingly mentions that her husband is alive to Naomi. In one of her final scenes, Martha appears on the road Logan is running on (oh yeah, heâs a runner) and creepily insists on driving him home after he gets sick.
One minute Chris is just a sweet, possible love interest for Naomi much to Loganâs dismay, and the next he is awkwardly showing up at the house and requesting to see the inside. Just for the readerâs information, this house has no significance whatsoever other than the fact that it is big. There is no back story, no ghostly history, no one murdered Old Man Anderson with an axe in the basement, or anything like that, so I was very puzzled as to why this man would want to look around and why Naomi would let him. How this happens I donât know, but Naomi loses track of Chris going in and out of the rooms and just assumes heâs left.
I only summarize these scenes because they have absolutely nothing to do with the plot whatsoever. They mimic the oddities of the characters seen in Jordan Peeleâs Get Out and Shyamalanâs The Visit, but serve no purpose other than to lead viewers into thinking there is something there that there really, truly isnât. I donât think Matt Angel fully understands the way a red herrings is meant to be used in a film.
Halfway through this mess Logan begins to notice strange things happening around the house. Supernatural-type strange things. His cell phone, glasses, and cereal bowl appear and reappear. Doors open slowly within the frame (very similar to Paranormal Activity and that iconic scene in The Strangers). Naomi is plagued, and I mean plagued, with every womanâs worst nightmare while taking a shower: cold water.
The pilot light is blown out more times than I could even stand to keep track of. Each time this happens, towel-clad Naomi, goes down to the pitch black basement to relight it (each time a gimmick of Lily Taylorâs match-lighting scene in The Conjuring). Logan is, of course, equally plagued with memories of his fatherâs death and with vivid hallucinations of him in the basement.
On top of all of this they are shooed out of their house by a bossy real estate agent and her eager assistant twice for open house showings. Twice. Each time providing us with less than pivotal scenes involving Logan and his mother included just to move things along. Always looking for the twist before it comes, I was getting the feeling that possibly Logan and his mother were not really there themselves, maybe they were dead the way The Others perfectly tricks you? Maybe that has something to do with them having to be out of the house? Unfortunately, not even that was the case. The narrative of this story has all the makings, turns, and questions that eventually transpire into a huge twist at the end, but it is far from sophisticated enough to execute one.
Eventually the disappearance and reappearance of things in the house takes a toll on the relationship between mother and son. There is a pretty harsh explosion over the crumpling of a family photo where Naomi and Logan lash out at one another kind of out of nowhere. There is no development to either of these characters nor growth or lack thereof in their relationship so itâs more of a scene to roll your eyes over.
While watching this I found myself thinking that something has to be going on. There is going to be some revelation in the end to tie all of this weirdness together, thatâs usually what happens with a divisive genre film, and it will all make sense. What the audience gets is the âtwistâ mirroring that of Housebound and The Boy. Logan and his mother are finally met with the malevolent force in the third act. Iâve cut out a lot of details, again for the sake of time, because they have absolutely nothing to do with the development or ending whatsoever.
The cause of all the seemingly supernatural happenings? A faceless, nameless stranger has been living among them in the house slowly stalking and playing with the mother and son before deciding to end both of their lives. The entire finale of this movie is an absolute disaster resulting in huge flaws from the stranger knocking Logan out cold and dosing him in water causing him to freeze to the ground unable to move (and run!) to Naomi stumbling into the sharp end of Loganâs frigid, shaking knife-holding hand. With icicles literally brandishing his eyebrows, Logan escapes into the forest, but the stranger eventually catches up and strangles the life out of him. The stranger departs and the audience, if they havenât stabbed themselves with their own knives yet, watch as he trucks off into the unknown past another open house sign.
Angelâs message throughout this wreck of a story is just simple: you never know who will come in and stay if you have public open house showings. This stranger is apparently an open house killer and the story we were fed just so happened to center on this mother and son going through a grievous (yet unimportant to the plot) time in their lives? Iâm sorry, but the whole âBecause you were homeâ reasoning behind The Strangers does not work here. The story tries so hard to match the incredibly powerful and dreadful ending of Funny Games, but it falls extremely flat and frozen. Youâll need to watch The Open House to get the full effect of that last joke.
Angel tried to incorporate too many parts into his Franken-movie and, unfortunately, all of the parts did not fit well together. It wound up being a mixture destructive only to itself. The dead father motif combined with the odd, very weird neighbor characters, mixed with the supernatural-happenings-actually-being-a-person-in-the-walls ending made for a very sloppy, depth-less, empty story. I find myself encouraging others to watch it just so that we can discuss all of the horrible things wrong with it.
The disappointed audience is left with questions, but not in a good way. As much as it wants to, this film is not the equivalent to that of modern ground-breaking genre films that leave their audiences with conversation bits and thoughts after they end, but instead it left us with the question we all hate asking ourselves once the credits roll: What the hell did I just watch?
The real irony here is that The Open House is indeed like a real open house: itâs vacant, and empty on the inside, the details are staged to make it look like something itâs not, itâs represented by a company name you recognize and trust, you feel optimistic going in, but wind up running out screaming because there is a deal-breaker looming beneath the surface. Itâs not usually a psychotic, murderous squatter, but it happens. Huge dealbreaker.
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