#Pathetic Anon
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pls do
pls do what bruh be more concrete
if this is about me talking about quitting, just like to remind you that i have over 800 followers, how many do you have?
anyways, the next time you'll send an ask ill block you bc god damn aren't you bored
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So,
You single 👀
WOW, MY FRIEND! IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A DAY! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
IT IS ADMIRABLE HOW UP FRONT YOU ARE!
THAT KIND OF TALENT COULD GET YOU A JOB
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hehe just wait and see just how pathetic I can be!!
*hands you flowers that were very clearly stolen from someone’s yard*
(Still anon from earlier..;] )
*Picks up flowers* These are my flowers.
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Yeah sure everyone have a crush on your oc,SUUUURE🤣🤣 my god how cringe and pathetic is that
My oc is canonly more beautiful then Percy, who everyone had a crush on, its an oc its just for fun, everyone had a crush on Percy too and no one is complaining?
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this is anon hate for printing chancetale of all aus
have some class smh
Talks the one who is too scared to say it to my face. Pathetic Anon
plus not a lot of comic AUs I like were ever finished or have more than 100 pages to print one book.
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SHUT UP RUCKING HOBO IM A KING IM A HOF SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CRUBABYY GETTING SO FUCKING OISSED AT ME WHIKSG I STAY CAPM IM BEGTER THEN YJU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU RUCK YOU
okay then stay mad!! 😼💯🐺‼️🍍🎉
lmaooo
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Could you write overstimulated stroking Jayce until he cries and beg you to stop.
[a good boy—
includes: [mdni! 18(+), smüt, händjob, slight öräl (m receiving), praise, overstim, jayce is pathetic as always]
ft. jayce x gn!reader
a/n: this isn’t great but UGHHHH PATHETIC WHIMPERING OVERSTIM JAYCE MY BELOVED!!! thank you for this request it was yummy to write <3
“c’mon pretty boy…i know you can do one more.” you mumble against the inside of jayce’s thigh. your fingers are wrapped around his leaking cock, stroking along his thick shaft with a steady pace. jayce tenses under your touch, head thrown back against the couch, his mouth hangs open as you draw every single sweet groan you can out of the man. he shakes his head at your words, tears hanging onto his pretty eyelashes.
“no…i can’t! please, no more.” jayce sobs, bottom lip trembling as he glances down at you.
you can’t help but chuckle a little at his pathetic expression. smiling as you press firmly into the slit of jayce’s sensitive tip, watching sweetly as precum pools around the pad of your thumb. “you know you can handle it. you're so strong my love. i know you can do it.” you encourage.
jayce gasps at your touch; shaking his head once again. you had edged him for hours, stroking from the base of his cock to his head, stringing him closer and closer to his orgasm before removing your hand entirely. until he successfully begged you enough to let him come, so you let him. again and again; until he turned into the overstimulated mess that he is now. he whimpers as his hand reaches to grab at your wrist. “no—“
“don’t touch or i’ll have to tie your hands down again.” you hum.
in response, jayce rips his hand away, instantly showing his true colors. he wanted this. wanted you to keep going; even if he shook his head and cried, until he uttered that safe word…he wanted this more than anything.
“such a big, strong man and you can’t come more than three times, hmm? now, i know better than that baby. you can do it.” you mutter, pressing a kiss into his leaking head, feeling him shiver under your grasp.
jayce reluctantly lowers his hand back to his side, trying his best to relax as your hand begins to move faster. you watch with an observant eye as his face twists in pleasure and focus. jayce grunts as your speed picks up, you settle one hand on his base while the other targets the head of his cock. his back arches as you rub directly against his sensitive tip. every known curse and swear falls from his lips as his fingers grip onto anything they can find. realizing as he’s probably gotten too loud, he bites down on his bottom lip, whimpering behind his sealed lips.
“mmm, that won’t do sweetheart. don’t hold your voice back.” you mumble, pressing your tongue into the slit of his head.
jayce’s mouth falls open again at your request. “fuck i’m coming,” he sobs between ragged breaths, body tensing harshly with his oncoming orgasm. “coming, coming, i’m, i can’t! coming baby, i’m coming!” he stutters. his hips lift quickly to meet every single stroke of your hand, his words failing him now as he reaches his fourth orgasm of the night.
“mhm good.” you sigh softly, smiling fondly as jayce finally cums. his slick coats your fingers, thinner with his back to back orgasms. you press your tongue right up against his twitching head, relishing in his cries as he cums for you. and your hand never stops moving until jayce is twitching with his spent orgasm. tears finally fall free to stream down his cheeks from overstimulation, unable to properly speak anymore. all he can muster is a weak noise resembling a whine, wrapping a hand firmly around your wrist to finally stop you from moving your hand anymore.
and you allow him the opportunity to rest by removing your sticky fingers from around his softening shaft, reaching for the nearby clean up station you had prepared. while cleaning your hands you stand from your crouched position between his thighs, lovingly placing a kiss against his temple. “you did such a good job, baby.” you praise your lover as everything begins to settle down.
jayce weakly settles his hands on your waist, rubbing soothing circles into your body, tilting his head up with a pout on his lips. “do i get my reward now?” he asks softly.
you laugh a little at his sudden eagerness for his so called “reward”. even while you pleased him again and again for so long, all he could think about was pleasing you. “yes, you do.” you reply with a wide smile. his fingers are quick to undo your pants, stripping you of them with his own excited smile. his stamina was truly something else; seeing as he was no longer that exhausted if it meant it was his turn to please you.
god, what a man.
#zevrra zevrra!#mdni#spicy zev!!#—ask box#anon reply#anon request#anonymous#anon ask#arcane#arcane jayce#jayce talis#jayce talis smut#jayce x gn!reader#jayce x fem!reader#jayce x reader#gn!y/n#i like my men pathetic!!!!#jayce drabble#arcane drabble#sending love 🤍
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34 with an ao3 account is crazy
….. is it?
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Okay now give EX a little kith
A smooch if you will
Surely just one wont hurt (he will kill you)
#dbhc#dbhc ask#ask#anon#dbhc android 24#evil x#evil xisuma#dbhc art#art escapades#oh android 24. you pathetic beast. I hate you#I love u#SILLY DOODLE I DID A WHILE AGO and then realized I couldn’t post it until part 3 was out LOL
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if you can unironically present a genuine argument full of proof as to why you are a real male, i will unironically pay you 50000$.
but, seeing as i have yet to see a good argument that explains how and why trans"men" (aka pathetic females lol) are males, i think i'm gonna end up keeping my money.
oh, of course, i would be more than happy to provide a 100% indisputable argument as to why i am a real man:
i am as swift as a coursing river.
i have all the force of a great typhoon.
i have all the strength of a raging fire.
i am mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
i rest my case. i look forward to receiving your very generous gift of $50k.
#also ‘pathetic females’ i love when they don’t even try to hide the misogyny#anon hate#examples of transandrophobia#transandrophobia#transandromisia#transmisandry#virilmisia#virilphobia#anti transmasculinity#transmascphobia
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shut the fuck up I am not pathetic you fucking bitch ass hobo
making fun of other people is pathetic behaviour
i crown you as pathetic anon! how cool!!
maybe come up with some better insults as well, yours are elementary school type
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i get called homophobic slurs in public, do extremism research, and have seen some shit absolutely no one should have to see just doing my work - and you still genuinely think sending me an anon ask calling me the r word and threatening me with comical ass violence would get anything more than a giggle out of me?
#anon hate#like not to say it's great that im used to shit like this#but also u genuinely cannot hurt me in this way#it's just pathetic and sad and a little funny
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mmhmmphmm sukuna begging..but hear me out on this…sukuna begging for MY FORGIVENESS. thinkkk about it thinkkk about it. to have him groveling at your knees, desperate to be filled, marked, touched, caressed, loved, spat on, anything. as long as it’s from to have him bend at you will. the feeling of bringing the king of curses down to the dirt, to treat such royalty as you own personal cum dump. AHSJHXHCHUHHDHDHHandkcnsknffknfh
if you couldn’t tell I’m kinda obsessed with the recent sukuna fic :p
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godd you're making me crave him. wasn't even that much of a (canon) sukuna fan especially after reading the manga, but i feel like i could forgive him for mass genocide if he grovelled at my feet.
imagine using your cock as a bargaining tool with sukuna because you know he's helplessly addicted to it, telling him not to kill anyone within a week or he won't get fucked for twice as long as that. obviously he fails. needless to say, he'll spend long nights fingering himself to sleep while starving for your touch, long days whining and begging for your forgiveness, hole so empty it physically aches. does he really deserve to be forgiven though - is the question.
anyways here's a snippet of the recent fic that i removed. crybaby sukuna you own my heart and soul.
#✧ shooting stars.#💫 anon#i solemnly swear i am going to turn all of your toughest manliest characters into pathetic crying losers
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i don’t know who this flug guy is but i need him
Dr. Flug is an [not canon, but basically-] autistic mad scientist who works for the embodiment of evil. he's a very nervous, short tempered and highly emotional nerd, is frequently being an arrogant smartass, talks way too much and suffers from crippling anxiety. will just actually go insane without a strict plan and a plan for that plan. likes to torture/experiment on people and build model planes in his free time (the plane thing is a special interest) also kinda acts like a dad for one of his experiments. committed 82,602 crimes. is deadly afraid of sandwiches. his flirting attempts would include him comparing you to a plane.
he's a lovely silly. absolutely fell in love with this man. we all need him.
if you wanna watch the show he's from; it's called "Villainous" and you can find the first 6 episodes on HBOmax or you can watch the early shorts and orientation videos on Youtube
#the show does everything in its power to convey that Flug is the opposite of desirable but everybody wants him; BADLY#he has so little rizz... he's so pathetic... and that's paradoxically his rizz#nobody in this cartoon has more rizz#villainous#villanos#vilanesco#dr flug#flug#kenning flugslys#villainous dr flug#cartoon#fanart#my art#ask reply#anon ask
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Perhaps the Shogun Puppet and Sara (both trans) sharing the reader? The puppet offering up a volunteer (reader) as a reward for Sara’s devoted years of service, that quickly ends up with the reader getting spitroasted between them. Sara has the privilege of claiming the reader’s pussy (and by extension, their womb and eventual firstborn child) while the Shogun takes their mouth—this is meant to be Sara’s reward after all.
{☆} characters kujou sara, raiden shogun [ puppet ] {☆} notes drabble, fem reader, sub reader, transfem kujou sara, transfem raiden shogun {☆} warnings 18+ content, breeding kink, restraints, fingering, face fucking
Kujou Sara was many things– loyal, devoted and first and foremost a soldier. There was little time between a strict schedule for anything but honing herself like a dulled blade. She assumed she simply did not care for worldly pleasures, but now..
Her throat feels impossibly dry, her palms clammy as she tries to ignore how tight fitting her uniform feels all of a sudden. She cannot look away from the meek figure at the feet of the Shogun, her Archon, stripped bare and tied in an intricate display of winding ropes that accentuate your figure– she feels lightheaded at the sight, a broken groan tumbling from her lips, just barely muffled in time by her trembling hand.
"A reward," The stoic, unyielding voice of the Shogun rings in the room like the swing of a blade, cutting through the thick air with the ease befitting of such an imposing figure. "For your service, General Kujou." She gestures so easily to you, as if presenting an object to be owned rather then a person– she cannot find it in herself to dispute it. You are..beyond words. Ethereal, even as you are bound in tight ropes and left at the mercy of an Archon and a tengu.
"..I am honored by your generosity, Almighty Shogun." Sara replies quickly and stiffly, her eyes never drifting far from your body– always drawn back. "Yet you are still hesitant." The Shogun snaps back coldly, eyes narrowed– her shoulders grow stiff in tension, her mind scrambling for an excuse, yet she cannot manage to speak a word.
"If this reward is not suitable.." Sara nearly balks at that, her hands twitching and her teeth aching in an urge she thought long buried. Try as she might, she cannot ignore the desire she feels towards you..and she cannot simply refuse a reward from the Shogun herself. Archons, she is a weak woman, she realizes– her will broken by a pretty face..
"..It is suitable, Almighty Shogun."
Yet she steels her resolve like a honed blade, kneeling before her "reward" and clasping your ankles in her calloused hands– your skin is smooth, at least compared to her own, as she eases your legs apart. Archons, you are even more gorgeous up close. The satisfied hum of the Shogun, watching with piercing eyes as she claims her reward, spurs her on. She leans close to your face, cupping your jaw in her hand and taking a moment to appreciate your features. The bob of your throat as you swallow, the haziness of your eyes..she leans down further, pressing almost reverent, apologetic kisses to your jaw, exhaling heavily against your skin.
She cannot stop herself now. The sickly sweet scent of shampoo, likely the courtesy of the Shogun, fills her lungs and makes her feel dizzy. You're like a fine dessert and she wants to devour you.
Even still, however, she keeps a close eye on your face– watching the slightest changes like a hawk. She leans away from spots you seem to show discomfort from, pressing more kisses and nips to the spots that have your breath hitching in your throat. She likes it– seeing you beneath her like this..Archons, her uniform feels so suffocating now, her cock straining against it.
But she wants to take it slow, if only for her own inexperience. She wants to see your face twisted in pleasure, not discomfort.
So she takes her take unraveling you, her chapped lips kissing down your throat to your chest, the barest hint of bruises marring your skin as she drags her tongue across your nipple, a low growl building in her throat at the way you arched your back into her mouth. It's so distracting that she almost forgets the Shogun stands above her, watching like a statue as her hand slips between your thighs to sink a finger into your cunt– and how easily she does so, your thighs already sticky with arousal. She is slow in her movements, fingering you more like a lover, intimate in a way that feels foreign to her.
"You're so pretty," She murmurs in a haze, words slurred through the fog of desire, sighing softly against your shoulder as she eases another finger inside you, her tongue finding your other nipple. "Does this feel good?" Her eyes meet your own as she presses a kiss to your chest, practically pleading for the answer to be yes– she wants the validation, to know she's making you feel good, at least as good as she feels. Her touch is still uncertain and clumsy, but she has always been a quick learner.
It does not take long before you unravel beneath her, your squishy walls squeezing around her fingers as she eases you through your climax.
Your cum sticks to her fingers when she pulls her hand back, her own breath hitching in her throat as she swipes her tongue across her digits– had she not been in such a daze, she might've been embarrassed, but the taste upon her tongue only made the fog worse. She almost considered burying her face in your cunt for a better taste, but her cock was..painfully hard. So with a hint of reluctance, she fumbled with her uniform, tugging her aching cock free with a broken groan.
For a moment she almost seems embarrassed by your stare, her hands pushing your thighs further apart– but the look of raw need..it matches her own, feeding the almost animalistic urges that urge her to claim you, to push your legs up to your chest and fill your womb till it's bursting with her cum. Archons, she wants to. Just seeing her cum spilling out of your cunt would be enough.
Her nails dig into your thighs as she aligns her cock, dragging the tip through your folds before gently sinking into your cunt. It almost breaks her– the tight, wet heat of your folds around her drags a whine unbidden from her throat, breaths coming out in shallow panting. Her grip on your thighs tightens as she presses a shaky kiss to your chest, satisfied by the moans that tumble from your own lips. She wonders what it would be like to kiss you, but the thought is swept from her thoughts as quickly as it came, her cock slowly stretching your cunt around her, forcing you to take every inch.
You've never looked prettier in her eyes.
But her moment of admiration and awe is short lived, her body falling into complete stillness as she watched the Shogun step forward– Sara can feel her stare through the back of her head, sweat beading on her brow and her throat so dry it's difficult to swallow. Rather, instead of whatever Sara expected, the Shogun kneels.
It's only now she sees the twitching cock between her own legs, stilling any protests that bubbled up in her throat. She watched, transfixed as the Shogun slid a thumb past your lips, tilting your head back enough for her to sink her cock into your waiting mouth. The sight of it makes her heart stutter in her chest, her own cock twitching inside you as she bucks her hips instinctively, hissing at the sudden burst of pleasure.
Sara doesn't dare to speak up, but she can't help but feel transfixed by the way your throat bulges around the Shogun's cock, her hands digging deeper into your thighs. The ease in which you take the Shogun makes her wonder if you were hers– the idea of fucking the Shogun's pet..she was surprised to find the idea so enticing, her hips snapping harshly against yours as she fit herself fully inside your cunt, hands clasping your thighs to the point even her hands were beginning to ache.
The Shogun was still watching her, she could feel it, but it felt less suffocating and more..curious, maybe. Whatever rhythm Sara set, the Shogun would adjust, the gentle rolling of her hips accentuated by the short thrusts into your mouth. She felt dizzy at it all, burying her face against your chest and sliding her hands up your hips, along your ribs, clutching you tightly against as she pulled her hips back, nearly slipping out of your cunt altogether before snapping her hips forward harshly, the slap of skin making her groan.
She couldn't help it anymore– she needed to claim you, to see your face contort in pleasure as she claimed your cunt, filled you to the brim with her cum..she wanted it so badly it made her feel dizzy. A part of her wonders if the Shogun would even let her impregnate you, but she didn't care– she'd try anyway. Even if she had to fill you up again and again, as many times as it took.
Sara's gentle thrusts quickly crumbled into something much rougher, all sense forgotten at the promise of claiming you– of making you hers, from your cunt to your womb, and even your mouth, if she ever got the chance. She was practically an animal in her desperation, stretching your cunt to fit her with every harsh thrust and growling against your chest, leaving visible bruises and bites on your chest. The Shogun matched her with a robotic rhythm of her own, the sound of you gagging around the Shogun's cock making her shudder, her eyes following the drool dribbling down your face.
It was far more arousing then she wanted to admit, watching the Shogun use your throat while she used your cunt, giving you no room to breathe.
It is with a great reluctance that she pulls her gaze away from you and the Shogun, burying her face against your chest once more as the pressure builds, her lips caught between her teeth until the taste of iron flooded her taste buds. But she had no time to dwell on it, pressing her hips firmly against your own with a muffled groan as the pressure exploded, her cum painting your walls, still bucking into you in short thrusts.
She could only imagine the image of your throat being filled by the Shogun's own climax, her lungs straining as she gulped down air between shaky moans, pressing a kiss to your chest.
She was far from done with you, but you deserved at least a moment of respite before she filled you all over again.
#asks#anon#genshin impact smut#genshin smut#genshin x reader#genshin impact x reader#minors dni#writing tag#kujou sara x reader#kujou sara smut#raiden shogun x reader#raiden shogun smut#chewing on the bars of my cage OUGH#if the other sara fic was like a pointblank shotgun blast 2 the chest#this was like. an rpg point blank 2 the chest.#ei/sara/miko triple teaming reader is next /hj#also shogun played a smaller role then i would have liked but i wanted the focus 2 mainly be on sara#also lowkey puppy sara agenda was added#pathetic sopping wet puppy she needs validation when shes fucking your brains out okay#call her a good girl/boy and its over ur not seeing the sun for a week#yall need 2 stop w the breeding kink for my sake i die a little inside every time i see it#its my weak point i am nothing if not weak for a good breeding kink fic#really need 2 make one where its the real main focus at some point. ough.#need a family man like ch1lde but a woman instead smh#brain says transfem d1luc............#nav1a maybe but i feel like shed be lowkey abt it#ueueueueue ill shut up now this has nothing 2 do w the post anymore lol#also not proofread so like. if theres any typos or smth dont look at me. runs#also also lowkey implied reader is basically the shoguns uhh. pet? toy? w/e u want ig.#but yknow. sharing is caring!!
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Go kill yourself while live on stream or on a call with faye
Eh
#even the darkest thoughts in my head sound more effective then this#pathetic anon#hiding behind a grey icon. being a devil as if it will save you from judgement by the gods.
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