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🔍 How to Ruin Your Own Patent Application 🚀
1️⃣ Form Alliances Without Legal Agreements 🌍 International collaboration is the future, right? So why bother with written agreements? Work with multiple organizations across different countries without documenting IP ownership. Sorting out intellectual property rights later will surely be fun! 😅
2️⃣ Predictable Innovations Are the Best 📜 Describe your invention in a previous research paper as an "obvious next step"? Fantastic! 🎯 That’s a surefire way to get rejected!
3️⃣ Rely on Verbal Agreements 🗣️ Who needs NDAs (Non-Disclosure Agreements)? Why bother making people sign legal documents when a simple promise will do? 🤝 Trust is everything… until it isn’t.
4️⃣ Have AI Write Your Patent Application 🤖 Why pay professionals when AI tools can draft your patent application for free? Just string together some technical-sounding words like "wherein," "comprising," and "consisting of," and you’re all set. No need for legal expertise—what could possibly go wrong? 😆
5️⃣ Share the Specifics of Your Invention Before Filing for IP �� Excited about your latest invention? Can’t wait to discuss it at a conference or even with a random person at a bar? 🍻 Go ahead, share it freely! Even better, live-stream your presentation for maximum exposure. Who needs intellectual property protection when you have public recognition? 😎
6️⃣ Have Your Application Written as Vaguely as Possible ✍️ Why explain your invention thoroughly when you can omit crucial details? Leaving out technical specifics makes your patent weaker, and it’s easier for examiners to reject your application. ✅💀
7️⃣ Publish Your Innovation on Social Media 📲 Want to boost engagement? Start social media channels showcasing your new invention. The more people that see it, the better! 🎥🔥 Who cares if public disclosure destroys your chances of obtaining a patent? Views and likes > Legal protection, right? 🤷‍♂️
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