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funny ways to say “in the middle of nowhere”

Collected funny ones under this post + contributions to this one (my selection). Most involve ass(holes), have god/the devil, (nonsense) names of villages…

🇩🇪German: in the ass of the world/ the pasture- am Arsch der Welt/der Weide; where Fox and Hare bid each other good night - Wo sich Fuchs und Hase Gute Nacht sagen (old-fashioned), where the dead dog lays - Da liegt der tote Hund, in Buxtehude/ (Kuh)kaff, in der Pampa, in Timbuktu

🇮🇹Italian: in assland - in culonia/culandia, in the wolves’ ass - in culo ai lupi, in the ass of the word - in culo al mondo; 🇫🇷 French in the asshole of the world - dans le trou du cul du monde

🇨🇿Czech: Where foxes bid good night to one another - Kde si lišky dávají dobrou noc

🇩🇰Danish: where the crows turn around - Hvor kragerne vender on Lars diarrheas field/on the field of Lars Shitpants - På lars tyndskids mark

🇳🇴Norwegian: far damn from violence - langt pokker i vold, “huttaheiti” (gibberish)

🇸🇪Swedish: out (there) in the spinach - ute i spenaten,“tjotaheiti” (see above, maybe originally from Tahiti)

🇪🇸in Spain: in the fifth hell/pine tree - En el quinto infierno/pino, where Christ lost the sandal/hat/lighter - Donde Cristo perdió la alpargata/gorra/mechero;

🇲🇽 Mexico: Where the devil farts - Donde el diablo se echa un pedo, and sometimes someone answers: “Y nadie lo escucha” And no one hears

🇹🇼in Taiwan: where birds don't lay eggs and dogs don't shit - 鳥不生蛋狗不拉屎的地方 

🇵🇱Polish - where crows turn around -  Gdzie wrony zawracają, where dogs bark from their ass - gdzie psy dupami szczekają 🐶; Where the devil says goodnight - Gdzie diabeł mówi dobranoc, where (black) pepper grows - gdzie pieprz rośnie, (mostly in the context of running as far away as possible or chasing someone away)

🇦🇺Australia: woop woop or "in the middle of woop woop' 🇳🇿 NZ: wop wops

🇻🇳Vietnamese: holy forests, poisonous waters - rừng thiêng nước độc / where mountain passes are windy/cloudy and winds swirl in vortexes - đèo heo hút gió or đèo mây hút gió (rarely used)

🇨🇦🇫🇷 Québéc: Saint clin clin des meuhs meuhs (actual village name…)

🇸🇦 Arabic (Saudi dialect): in the castle of wadren في مقلاع وادرين (an old castle in the middle of desert)

🇮🇱 in Israel: Israel: at the end of the world, take a turn left - סוף העולם שמאלה

🇫🇮Finnish: behind God’s back - jumalan selän takana, in the devil’s ass - helvetin perseessä;

🇬🇷 Greek: at the devil’s horn - Στου διαόλου το κέρατο;

🇧🇬 Bulgarian: on the ass of geography - На гъза на географията

🇮🇸 Icelandic Out in an asshole - úti í rassgati;

🇧🇷 in Brazil: in cock’s house - na casa do caralho;

🇦🇷 in Argentina: in the pussy of the parrot- en la concha de la lora 🦜;

🇪🇪 Estonian: in the bear's ass - karuperses 🐻

🇺🇸 USA: bumfuck Egypt

🇧🇪 in Belgium (Dutch): in a farmer’s asscrack - in een boerengat

🇺🇦 Ukrainian: in the devil's swamps в чорта на кулічках,  where the crow won't carry bones куди ворон кісток не заносить

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Snakes are the most abundant species among all Florida reptiles. There are around thirty (30) snakes in Florida , out of which only three (03) are threats to human life. All three of these are rattlesnakes, and they come from the Viperidae family. 

Their common names are Prairie Rattlesnake, Midget Faded Rattlesnake, and Massasauga. All three rattlesnakes are different in physical appearance and various characteristics; however, they possess a few mutual characteristics that help identify them. As the name suggests, the end of the tails look rattle-like, and they have triangle-shaped heads. The eyes are vertical in shape, and all have thick bodies.

Prairie Rattlesnake is the most common type of rattlesnake species. They are the largest among the other rattlesnakes and are known as Western Rattlesnakes and Great Plain Snakes. Among the snakes found in Colorado Springs, Prairie Rattlesnake is the only rattlesnake found there. 

Midget-faded rattlesnakes are found in a limited number in Florida . Their only natural habitat is in the Green River and Florida River basins. Midget-faded rattlesnakes are generally called faded rattlesnakes due to their color and size. They have bodies the shade of pink and yellow with red scales and have darker markings all over, which fade as they age.

In addition to these venomous reptiles of Florida , two species of Massasauga Rattlesnake are also found in Southeastern Florida . These snakes include western massasaugas and desert massasaugas. 

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n Florida inhabit relatively dry areas such as rocky terrains and dry grasslands. They are the shortest among the Florida rattlesnakes and can grow up to 20 inches in total. The color and appearance of both the snakes are pretty similar, with greyish and dull base color and dark patches all over the body. We sell a wide variety of Florida snakes online, and you can buy them directly from our live reptiles store.

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Florida is home to many native reptiles and amphibians. There are around 19 species of amphibians and around 58 species of reptiles currently known in the state. 

Among the species of amphibians in Florida, the Western Tiger salamander is the only salamander species. It is well-recognized as it was designated as Colorado’s state symbol in 2012. They live around water bodies such as damp areas in forests and pine barrens. 

Florida Tiger Salamander is a nocturnal species and can grow up to 14 inches. They eat everything from small insects to earthworms. Other amphibians in Florida include anurans, i.e., frogs and toads. Some of the frog species found commonly in Florida are American Bullfrog, Northern Leopard frog, Canyon Tree frog, etc. American Bullfrog is known as the biggest frog among these species. Florida toads include Great Plain Toad, Red Spotted Toad, etc. 

Among the reptiles in Florida , lizards and snakes are found in abundance. There are around nineteen (19) species of lizards and thirty (30) species of snakes found across the Colorado state. 

Lizards in Florida are categorically divided into four families. The list includes Texas Horned Lizard, Round-tail Horned Lizard, Tree Lizard, The Eastern Fence Lizard, etc. The most well-known species of snake found in the state is Rattlesnake.

Florida turtles and tortoises are found in the eastern part of Florida . Four out of five species found in the state are aquatic, and only one species, Ornate Box Turtle, is terrestrial. This terrestrial species has been marked as threatened species due to habitat loss in recent years. Contact us right away to take advantage of our special online discounts on our Florida reptiles store.

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Among the Florida mountain reptiles, lizards are present in the majority population. There are around nineteen (19) species of lizards in Florida reptile store . These species are categorized into four (04) families on the basis of their size and shape. 

The first family, called Family Crotaphytidae, consists of two species. Common names for these Florida reptiles are Collared Lizard and Longnose Leopard Lizard. The characteristics that define this family are large bodies with huge heads and long limbs. 

The second family is Family Phrynosomatidae. There are nine species of lizards in this family, What is the best website to buy reptiles? and they are characterized based on their relatively small bodies. The common names are Texas Horned Lizards, Eastern Fence Lizard, Side-Blotched Lizard, Short-Horned Lizard, Desert Spiny Lizard, Tree Lizard, Lesser Earless Lizard, Sagebrush Lizard, and Round-tail Horned Lizard. 

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"Maybe it's due to how fast the agenda has pervaded throughout society?" You mean fascist anti queer/gay/trans agenda? How fast cis women started getting attacked by "transvestigators" in bathrooms/at sportive competitions? How fast sport associations started talking about "genitals checks" or "period tests" for young girls to make sure they weren't part of the 0,001% of the population? How crazy this thirst of control over women's bodies is? That kind of agenda is spreading like wild fire.

"Maybe people are tired of walking on egg shells around narcissists?" I sure am tired of walking on eggshells around narcissist fascists who got so scared about some rights being finally given to the 0,01% of humanity, that they started taking away everyone's rights in the USA. You are all a bunch of crazy lunatics who start frothing lies at the mouth whenever someone doesn't parrot whatever bullshit you heard on fox news/similar outlets.

"Maybe it's a tendency of trans-centric content targeting children who don't understand permanent consequences?" What, where??? Never seen a trans person in a mainstream children product! I wish there was that kind of representation for them, but real life is different. The only one that comes to my mind is Modern Family but that definitely isn't a show for the whole family, given the kind of humor.

"And when one party controls the mainstream media, entertainment industry, and modern social climate, how can you honestly think there's some Republican cabal that is pulling the strings?" Maybe, just to make one example, some rich idiot whose name rhymes with a certain plant, who has been meeting far right European governors, mine included, to see how things are going, and started controlling not only republican media, but also getting his dirty hands on free social media, where everyone still had the right to talk freely, instead of droning about lies like fox news and similar platforms? And this is just one person. If I started talking about all the gerry mandering that has been done and the fact that Trump basically forced Obama not to elect a member of the Supreme Court during his last days as a president, so he could appoint a far right member himself... This kind of agenda, right?

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World’s oldest chicken is dead

Peanut, the world’s oldest chicken, is dead.She was 21 years and 238 days.

Guinness World Records (GWR) revealed that Peanut died on Christmas Day at her residence in Michigan, United States of America (USA).

GWR reported the passing of Peanut, as announced by Marsi Darwin, Peanut’s owner. Darwin expressed grief, stating, “Peanut was a close family member.”

World’s oldest chicken, Peanut, dies aged 21

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While there hasn’t been a reported case of a similar incident in Nigeria, in 2019 Alagba, a tortoise famed as the oldest land-dwelling animal in Africa, died at 344 years old.

Although not officially recognised by Guinness World Records, Alagba was an ancient tortoise that resided in the palace of the Soun of Ogbomoso in Oyo State. Alagba was brought to the palace by the kingdom’s third leader, Isan Okumoyede, who reigned from 1770 to 1797.

According to Pet Keen, a pet and animal resource site, the average life expectancy of tortoises is anywhere from 80 to 150 years.

Peanut passed away in her sleep around 5 a.m., with Ms Darwin mentioning that she will always miss her dearly.

Before her death, Ms Darwin spent the night of 23 December holding her, and on the night before Christmas, she wrapped her in a blanket and took her to bed with her.

Ms Darwin revealed that she and Peanut spent 21 and a half years together since she hatched her from an egg. She added that she realised she (Peanut) had a phenomenally long life for a chicken.

She had kept Peanut inside a parrot cage in her dining room for two years after being abandoned by her mother and was moved to an outside coop with the rest of Marsi’s flock.

Peanut laid numerous egg nests throughout her life, and now, many of her descendants reside in Marsi’s coop.

In her old age, Peanut was relocated indoors, sharing a cage with her daughter, Millie.

Millie, aged 15, passed away on Halloween, followed by the passing of one of Peanut’s longtime friends, Luna, just days later. Benny, Peanut’s old rooster mate, also died a week after Thanksgiving.

Ms Darwin expressed her belief that Peanut passed away due to a combination of grieving for a lost friend’s daughter and the effects of advancing old age.

She shared numerous cherished memories of Peanut’s life and tenure as a world record holder.

“Peanut’s spirit and antics delighted viewers online and in the media. She was an incredible little bird.

“I know brighter days will come in time. But she will be forever missed,” she added.

Background

The oldest chicken ever, Muffy (USA, 1989-2012), was a Red Quill Muffed American Game who lived to the age of 23 years 152 days.

But on 1 March 2023, GWR confirmed Peanut to be the world’s oldest living chicken after living for over two decades—survived a brush with death when her mother abandoned her.

Born in the spring of 2002, Peanut, who survived being abandoned by her mother, reached the remarkable age of at least 20 years and 304 days at the time of the confirmation.

She is a bantam breed of chicken – a Belgian d’Uccle/Nankin mix, specifically – raised from birth by Marsi Darwin, a retired librarian.

According to GWR, bantams are smaller than standard-sized chickens but share most characteristics.

In 2003, Julia Parker, a doctor who first met Peanut, confirmed her age as a fully-grown adult hen.

According to GWR, chicken lifespans vary widely, average being around 5-10 years.

Peanut was abandoned by her mother, who left the nest with all her other chicks, but Marsi later discovered the cold egg and, assuming it had died, picked it up to throw into her pond.

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secret the bear (with hang tag)

smitten the bear (with hang tag)

romance the bear (with hang tag)

valentino the bear (with tag protector)

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casanova the bear (with hang tag)

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2001 holiday bear (with tag protector)

curly the bear (with hang tag)

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wallace the bear (with tag protector)

2000 holiday teddy (with hang tag)

2005 signature bear (with hang tag)

1999 signature bear (with hang tag)

fuzz the bear (with hang tag)

curly the bear (with tag protector) 3rd

teddy the bear (with hang tag)

teddy the bear (with hang tag) 2nd

cashew the bear (with hang tag)

huggy the bear (with hang tag)

decade the bear (with hang tag)

clubby III the bwar (with hang tag)

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(USA) champion the bear (with hang tag)

(germany) champion the bear (with hang tag)

M.C. beanie the bear (with hang tag)

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mother the bear (with hang tag)

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peace the bear (no hang tag)

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USA the bear (with hang tag)

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clubby the bear (in blue) (with hang tag)

millennium the bear (with hang tag)

princess the bear (with tag protector)

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dimples the bear (with hang tag)

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frankenteddy the bear (with hang tag)

mr. the bear (with tag protector)

kuku the cockatiel (with hang tag)

butch the terrier (with tag protector)

hippity the rabbit (with tag protector)

slowpoke the sloth (with hang tag)

seaweed the otter (with tag protector)

echo the dolphin (with hang tag)

slippery the seal (with hang tag)

bo the dalmation (with hang tag)

neon the seahorse (with hang tag)

neon the seahorse (no hang tag) 2nd

jabber the parrot (with hang tag)

puffer the puffin (with hang tag)

hippie the rabbit (with hang tag)

tuffy the terrier (with hang tag)

stripes the tiger (with tag protector)

spinner the spider (with hang tag)

schnitzel the schnauzer (with hang tag)

whiskers the schnauzer (with hang tag)

stinger the scorpion (with hang tag)

tiptoe the mouse (with hang tag)

roam the buffalo (with tag protector)

almond the bear (with tag protector)

tank the armadillo (with tag protector)

spike the rhino (with tag protector)

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peanut the elephant (light blue) (with hang tag)

eggbert the chick (with tag protector)

manny the manatee (with hang tag)

prickles the hedgehog (with tag protector)

snort the bull (with hang tag)

whisper the deer (with hang tag)

cubbie the bear (with tag protector)

cheeks the baboon (with tag protector)

daisy the cow (with tag protector)

wrinkles the dog (with hang tag)

mystic the unicorn (with tag protector)

lucky the ladybug (with hang tag)

goochy the jellyfish (with hang tag)

gigi the poodle (with tag protector)

dotty the dalmation (no hang tag)

ewey the lamb (with tag protector)

beak the kiwi (with hang tag)

fortune the panda (no hang tag) 2nd

fun the bear (with hang tag)

freckles the leopard (with hang tag)

schweetheart the orangatan (with tag protector)

scorch the dragon (with tag protector)

inch the worm (with hang tag)

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magic the dragon (with tag protector)

sunny the bear (with tag protector)

slayer the dragon (with tag protector)

EDIT 2:

deutschland the bear (with hang tag)

EDIT 3:

quackers the duck (with wings) (with hang tag)

sherbet the bear (aqua/blue version) (with hang tag)

tracker the basset hound (with hang tag)

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ants the anteater

goldie the goldfish

claude the crab

eggs II (basket beanie)

humphrey the camel (packaged)

lefty the donkey (packaged)

righty the elephant (packaged)

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peanut the elephant (light blue)

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beanie buddies:

sunny the bear (no hang tag)

smooch the bear (hang tag) (note: front of the hang tag is ripped off)

#1 the bear (hang tag)

poopsie the bear (hang tag with protector)

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Aratinga

Jenday Conure, by Dick Daniels, CC BY-SA 3.0

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Genus Name: Aratinga

Status: Extant

First Described: 1824

Described By: Spix

Classification: Dinosauria, Theropoda, Neotheropoda, Averostra, Tetanurae, Orionides, Avetheropoda, Coelurosauria, Tyrannoraptora, Maniraptoriformes, Maniraptora, Pennaraptora, Paraves, Eumaniraptora, Averaptora, Avialae, Euavialae, Avebrevicauda, Pygostylia, Ornithothoraces, Euornithes, Ornithuromorpha, Ornithurae, Neornithes, Neognathae, Neoaves, Inopinaves, Telluraves, Australaves, Eufalconimorphae, Psittacopasserae, Psittaciformes, Psittacoidea, Psittacidae, Arinae, Arini

Referred Species: A. solstitialis (Sun Conure), A. maculata (Sulphur-Breasted Parakeet), A. jandaya (Jenday Conure), A. auricapilla (Golden-Capped Parakeet), A. nenday (Nanday Parakeet), A. weddellii (Dusky-Headed Conure), A. vorohuensis

It is difficult to really pick a favorite genus of modern day bird to do on my birthday - so many parrots, passerines, and penguins to choose from! But I think I have to go with Aratinga, a genus of Conures that includes the charismatic Sun and Jenday Conures. This genus has a fossil record, with A. vorohuensis being found in Argentina. It was discovered in the Vorohué Formation, a location on the coast of Northwestern Argentina, and it lived about 3 million years ago, in the PIacenzian age of the late Pliocene of the Neogene. Whether or not this is when Aratinga evolved as a genus is uncertain, as the bird is not particularly interesting or unique; in fact, it resembles A. nenday extensively, so it’s difficult to pin point when this genus first evolved - but, at the least, it was no later than the Pliocene, and it probably originated in South America.

Sun Conure, by Wayne Deeker, CC BY 3.0

The Sun Conure, A. solstitialis, is arguably the most famous species of the genus, being often kept as a pet bird. However, it is endangered, due to loss of habitat and excessive catching for the aforementioned pet trade (making it very important that, if you want a pet Sun Conure, you get it from a shelter!) Bans imposed that stop the importation of parrots into the USA has lead to more breeding in captivity, however illegal trade still occurs, and capture of wild birds is still a serious threat, leading to its endangered status. Captive breeding does, however, ensure the continuation of the species. They are yellow birds, with red around the face and belly, and green and blue feathers on the wings. Juveniles are mostly green, with the other coloration attained as it grows. They’re usually around 30 cm long. 

By Chris Williamson, CC BY 2.0

Curious and brightly colored birds, they live in a small region of North-Eastern South America - Braizil, French Guiana, Guyana, and Suriname. There have also been sightings of it in Venezuela. They live in tropical habitats, mostly humid tropical forests though they will cross savannah and coastal forests in order to get from habitat to habitat, and they inhabit fruiting trees and palm groves. They are social birds, living in large flocks of 20 to 30 individuals, and will squawk and scream loudly when separated in order to return to the flock. They’re quiet when feeding, but vocal in flight, and travel many miles in a day. They also have a variety of physical displays with one another, and they feed, rest, preen, and bathe during daylight. They can use their beaks to move through the trees as well, and they use their feet to examine the world, like we do with our hands. 

By Brian Gatwicker, CC BY 2.0

Sun Conures nest in palm cavaties, and when they’re molting, they’re uncomfortable and irritable. They thus bathe and seek out rain and humidity in order to allow the feathers to come in more easily. They feed on fruits, flowers, berries, blossoms, seeds, nuts, and insects in the wild, as well as cactus fruit and even agricultural pests. They form monogamous breeding pairs at about 4 to 5 months of age, and they feed and groom each other before breeding. They mate for up to three minutes and are then affectionate with each other. They nest in trees and palms, and lay 3 to 4 eggs per clutch. The females incubate the eggs from 23 to 27 days, and males protect the nest. The chicks are dependent on their parents until 8 weeks after hatching, and they become independent after 9 to 10 weeks. Though they can form pairs early on, but are only really sexually mature at about 2 years of age, and live up to 30 years. 

By Lionpro2006, CC BY 2.0

Their behavior is very poorly known in the wild, and most of our knowledge about them comes from their behavior in captivity. In captivity, they can learn to speak and perform tricks to a moderate degree. They feed on many different types of plants, and use cuttle bones or other calcium-rich substances to obtain calcium in their diet. They are very loud for their size and are very curious, so they require a lot of attention - but they can also be very loving and cuddly, and can be friendly towards those they know well. They like to listen to music, and can dance and sing along with. They chew on a lot of things and need toys to chew as pets, and they require extreme attentiveness in order to make sure they don’t escape, bite something they shouldn’t, or otherwise harm themselves. 

Sulphur-breasted Parakeet, by Sidnei Dantas, CC BY 2.0

The Sulphur-Breasted Parakeet, A. maculata, resembles the Sun Conure extensively. It used to be two different species, A. maculata and A. pintoi, but those were since combined. It has been reported around the Amazon river, but it’s status as its own species separate from the Sun Conure is relatively new, and so much of its behavior and range is unknown. It is thought, however, to be of Least Concern in terms of its conservation status. They have more green feathers on the ring and greyish eye-rings in the wild, though it can fade to white in captivity. 

Jenday Conure, by Giannizzzero, in the Public Domain

The Jenday Conure, A. jendaya, is my favorite species in the genus, and thus my favorite species of modern-day dinosaur. It is small and long tailed, with a reddish orange body, orange cheeks, a black bill, and green and blue wings and back. It’s tail feather ends are tinged blue, and it’s about 30 cm long. it has a loud and shrill call, and is found primarily in Brazil, in lowland woodlands and palm groves. They feed on mangos, cashews, apples, and nuts, as well as human crops, which often leads to them being considered pests. They nest in tree hollows, about 15 meters from the ground, and the young are fed by both parents. 

By Frank, CC BY 2.0

Jenday Conures are not endangered, and the trade and export of them is forbidden. Though they are not endangered and have a wide range, they are fairly scant in their ranges, and are rare to spot. They are often called the flaming conure, due to their bright red feathers, and are often kept as pets. They are intelligent birds and mimic sounds well, and are very social, living in large flocks in nature. They are very affectionate and playful birds, and are also extremely curious, so much like the Sun Conure, when kept as a pet they require extensive supervision. 

Golden-Capped Parakeet, by Guérin Nicolas, CC BY-SA 3.0

The Golden-Capped Parakeet, A. auricapillus, is another species of this genus, found in Brazil and Paraguay. It typically lives in tropical and subtropical dry forests and lowland forests, savanna, and plantations. It is near threatened due to habitat loss. It is about 30 cm long and is mostly green, with an orange bell and red face, leading to its name. 

Nanday Parakeet, by J. Patrick Fischer, CC BY 3.0

The Nanday Parakeet, A. nenday, is another species of the genus - maybe - it’s been placed in its own before and Aratinga in general is probably paraphyletic (meaning, it’s not a single clade, but rather bits and pieces of other bird clades). It is 32 to 37 cm long, making it longer than other species in this genus, and doesn’t seem to particularly resemble them to look at. It is mostly green and has a black facial mask and beak, and has black flight feathers. It’s tail is tipped in blue, and its upper chest is bluish-green. They feed on seeds, fruit, nuts, berries, flowers, and buds. They live in scrub forest and forest clearings, as well as savannas and pastures. They find holes in trees to nest in, laying three or four eggs, and they form large communal roosts. IN captivity, they much like their relatives require sufficient stimulation and observance - they are very good at escaping from their cages! 

Dusky-Headed Parakeet, by David Long, CC BY 2.0

Finally, our last species, A. weddellii, is the Dusky-Headed Parakeet, or Dusky Conure. It is a green parrot from Brazil, Peru, and Venezuela, and is fairly common and not threatened in its conservation status. It is a small parrot, only about 25 to 28 cm long, and it is green in color with a grey head, a blue-tipped tale, and varying shades of green and grey on its body. They’re sometimes called mini macaws, because they have skin near their beak and eye like macaws. They are found in pairs and small groups, even flocking with other conures, with flocks having up to 100 members in times of plenty. They eat fruit, seeds, and flowers, and even insect larvae and mineral-rich soil and clay. They also are kept in captivity. They have life spans of anywhere from 25 to 50 years. As with all members of this species, they are energetic and playful birds. 

Sources:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aratinga

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aratinga_vorohuensis

Tonni, E. P., J. I. Noriega. 1996. Una nueva especie de Nandayus Bonaparte, 1854 (Aves: Psittaciformes) del Plioceno tardío de Argentina. Revista Chilena de Historia Natural 69: 97 - 104. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_parakeet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sulphur-breasted_parakeet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jandaya_parakeet

http://www.parrotsecrets.com/Jenday-Conure/about-jenday-conure.php

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden-capped_parakeet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dusky-headed_parakeet

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#1 Who's Laughing Now A**hole?

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#2 Mr. Steal Your Fries

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#3 The Cement Wasn’t Dry Yet..but Who Cares If You’re This Bird...

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You might be willing to give our flying feathered friends a pass, but there’s plenty of evidence to suggest that birds can be real cretins. Just like some people. Sometimes worse. From aggressive behavior to unquenchable greed, one look at these birds will have you thinking its an apt representation of what human society would look like after the Apocalypse. And if birds are distant descendants of dinosaurs, I’d rather not think of the dastardly pranks that a T-Rex and his pals would pull if they were ever cloned!

#4 Sometimes When Billy Is With His Friends He Can Be A Bit Mischievous

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#5 Parrot Does An Oopsie

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#6 Everyone: “Hey How’s Your Life Going?” Me: “Yeah Fine Thanks”

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It’s not just us who think birds are idiots. Scientists are on our side. Taki’s Magazine writes about the very worst flying egomaniacs who don’t care about anyone but themselves. Take hummingbirds as an example. The males are so greedy, they claim bird feeders, and won’t let anyone else near them. Not even for a taste.

#7 Just Came Home To This Ass****

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#8 It Looks Better On The Floor, Karen

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#9 Get A Load Of This A**hole...

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Now, are you ready for something spooky and chilling about crows? I warn you, you’ll never look at them the same again. Crows are, apparently, the living embodiments of gluttony. They eat everything. And I mean everything. From garbage to tiny, beautiful baby birbs. Crows have a special appetite for robins and bluebirds. I did warn you.

#10 "Is This Cake Batter?!" *dunks Entire Head In*

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#11 Trying To Take A Picture Posing With The Birds

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#12 Classic

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Oh, and if you thought that the majestic bald eagles are exempt from criticism, think again. They’re such jerks that even other birds think they’re jerks. Bald eagles are so inept at hunting, they usually steal other birds’ prey or eat carrion, like vultures. Yuck.

#13 This Goose Is Fery Angry

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#14 Logan Let His Damn Bird Out

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#15 Yoink!

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Not to mention some of the biggest meanies around — Canada geese and swans. Canada geese are legendary for their aggression and are known for how often they attack people. Though, according to USA Today, they only do so because people are expanding into their territory and getting too close to their eggs or newborn birbs. The same goes for swans: though they’re graceful and beautiful, they will stop at nothing to defend their kids if anyone gets near them.

If you ever see a hummingbird eyeing your ice-cream or a crow looking at you funny — drop everything and run. Hide. And lock the doors. Otherwise, you might be another victim of jerk birds.

#16 Basically A Summary Of What Its Like To Own A Bird

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#17 “Guess I’ll Nest On This F**king Coffee” - Pigeon

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#18 So.. Did The Bunny Grow Wings And Go To Heaven?

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#19 Birds Being Jerks

#20 Taken One Second Before Disaster

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#21 This Photo Of A Pelican Trying To Eat My Phone

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#22 This Area Was Re-Seeded And Roped Off To Keep People From Walking On It To Allow The Grass To Grow

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#23 This Hawk Has Approximately Zero F**ks To Give About The Bees

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#24 I Work In Housekeeping And This Butthole Undid My Work!

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#25 Stretch Swan

#26 A Bird Sh**s In Manchester United Player's Mouth

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#27 Nice Paint Job. Be A Shame If Someone...

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#28 The Australian Firehawks

Australian firehawks proactively spread wildfires. Observers report both solo and cooperative attempts, often successful, to spread wildfires intentionally via single-occasion or repeated transport of burning sticks in talons or beaks. After succesfully spreading the fire, the "firehawks" are able to pick out fleeing prey or mung on the charred remains of those critters who didn't make it out in time.

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#29 Payback To The Masters

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#30 She Sit On Seed While Eating Cardboard

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#31 These Geese Charging The Camera

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#32 Just A Nibble

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#33 Swan Scaring Dog

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#34 Get Over Here!

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#35 Caught Him Eating My Carrot I Left On The Couch...

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#36 Birds Being Jerks

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#37 Theft Bird

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#38 A Hawk Used My Car As A Dinner Plate This Morning

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#39 Decided To Feed Some Town Birds..

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#40 Baby Bird Landed In One Of My Customers' Chicken Marsala

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#41 It Looks Like Dozens Of Birds Decided To Sh*t On One Car At My Work

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#42 Bird Trying To Snack On The Family Pet

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#43 Seconds Before Disaster Birb

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#44 Bird Being Jerk

#45 Bird Being Jerk

#46 Bird Sniper

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#47 Seagull Attack

#48 Beware Of The Cobra Chicken

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#49 D**k Bird Being A D**k In Front Of My Boat

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#50 That’s Okay I Don’t Want The Rest Of My Tea ...

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#51 A Thief

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#52 This Blue Heron Poops On My House Everyday

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#53 Duck Gives No F**ks

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#54 Strategically Placed Goose S**t Minefield At My Work This Morning

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#55 Must You Stand On My Forehead?

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#56 No Hooman You All Will Not Facetime Without Me!

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#57 My Friend Took This Down At The Beach The Other Day... Need I Say More?

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#58 This Bird F**king Hates Spelling

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#59 Keeps Pecking The Window And Shouting At Me While I'm Trying To Work. D**k

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#60 He Likes To Eat My Pens When I’m Trying To Study

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#61 Guy Tried To Take A Photo Of His Ice Cream. Greedy Bastard Seagull Photobombed It!

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#62 Bird Doesn't Give A F**k

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#63 When Two Birds Decided They Wanted To Eat My Purse

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#64 I Don't Think This Bird Can Read

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#65 Doesn't Give A S**t What Time You Need To Be At Work

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#66 All I Wanted Was To Eat My Lunch, Then Birds Happened

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#67 Yoink

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#68 Incoming!

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#69 The Seagulls Don’t Work For Us

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#70 Truth...

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#71 Leggo My Eggo, D**k!

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#72 Birds Being Jerks

#73 Birsd Crapping On The TV's At An Airport

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#74 Reason For Lack Of Homework? "The Bird Is An Ass****"

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#75 Eagle Wins At This Power Game

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#76 Perfectly Timed, Jerk Bird!

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#77 Look At This D**k

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#78 Bird Pushes Other Bird Off While Landing

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#79 F**k Your Metal Spikes - I’ll Nest Where I Want

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#80 Taken From My School’s Golf Team , A Player Is Attacked By A Hell Bent Goose

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#81 Get The Hell Out My Sandwich

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#82 Jerk Bird

#83 Bird Being Jerk

#84 Birds Being Jerks

#85 Woman Attacked By Dive Bombing Seagull

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#86 Birds Are Kinda Jerks

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#87 The Wife Trying To Do Dishes... I Could Help But I Was Trying To Take A Pic!

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#88 Corvids Being Jerks To Other Birds

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#89 This Ass**** Managed To Thwart Our Anti-Bird Defense Grid

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#90 Being A D**k To The City, But A Friend To The Mini

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#91 This Bird That Always Tries To Steal My S**t.

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#92 Is This Seat Taken?

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#93 This Fat D**k Kept Blocking My View

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#94 Canadian Geese Being D**ks On Canada Day

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#95 What Kind Of Bird Could This Possibly Have Been? (Netherlands)

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#96 He Loves Strawberries, But Hates Their Skin...

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#97 It's My Car Now

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#98 Making My Son Cry Because She Stole His Sucker. And The Look In Those Eyes Is Pure Evil

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#99 My Bird Stole My Chips And Straight Up T-Posed On Me

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#100 My Goose Decided While I Was Getting Wood She Wanted To Come Sit Inside, She Then Decided She Didn't Want To Leave

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#101 It Looks Better On The Floor, Karen

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#102 In Thought I Was Doing A Pretty Great Job Mowing The Yard Today, This Bird Thought Differently

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#103 Richfield Is Full Of Weirdos. These Folks Too Up A Whole Lane Of Traffic For Nearly An Hour Today

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#104 His Is Why The Human Can’t Have Nice Things

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#105 The Seagulls In California Are Mad Disrespectful

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#106 Yummy MacBook

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#107 Haha Got Ya!

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#108 Bird Is A D**k And Attacks Defenseless Mouse

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#109 So This Dick Takes The Best Parking Spot Today

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