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Prompt 79
When Pariah was awoken from his slumber, he wasn’t exactly expecting it. One was never expecting to awaken when they were supposed to be sealed for eternity after all. He also wasn’t expecting for the reason the sarcophagus was even opened to be a pair of literal infants. A pair of very sick infants.
One was a newborn ancient for Realms’ sake! Two years dead, if that, and the other- Where was their guardian?! Who had let an obsession get that bad?! How long had he been sealed away that no one had caught an obsession turning toxic and harmful towards a ghostling?!
Why was he even sealed inside this area of the zone?! Why had his Keep been moved in the center of one of the zones where ghostlings formed?! He’d never harm a ghostling, but if he’d been any madder (And he knows he had lost it near the end there, that he’d gone too far as he cracked under the weight of the Realms, he’d had an eternity to realize) it would have been a catastrophe!
Who has been in charge, the observants!? … What the fuck, that was supposed to be rhetorical! No! They’re good for paperwork but they seem to have failed even at that and- what do you mean they’ve sealed Clockwork away?!
The already traumatized Time Primordial who was in this type of area specifically to care for ghostlings, and was now being prevented?! How long has this been going on- No! He’s fixing his realms-damned kingdom before he even thinks about conquering other ones, because who the fuck let it get this bad!
Pspsps, here little sick ghostlings, he’s trying very hard not to hurt you but you are very tiny and he has been locked away for a long time so please stop squirming…
#danny phantom#prompts#pariah dark#look if the phandom has decided that 100 years is the equivalent of 18 for ghosts#Vlad is like a 3 to 4 years old with a terrible infection and feral out in the woods#Danny is a itty bitty 1 year old *if that* but baby ancients are so rare#like look at Danny's rogues#they're all very modern and like 30 at most#Pariah is the ancient of Darkness#Pariah gets shocked out of his Gonna Go Conquer mode when the first thing he sees is a pair of literal infants who are all sickly#If we wanna go DC crossover part of Clockwork could be Kronos & he was traumatized after getting those memories#Everyone in the know is Pissed at the observants for trying to force a ghost already traumatized by similar things to End a child#He might be behind Pariah getting out without the Observants realizing#Very desperate and hiding this single timeline from them as best he can#DcxDp#DPxDC#If someone tries to summon Pariah they're either going to get a note saying no or the king with like 5 ghostlings on child leashes#vlad plasmius#Vlad masters#danny fenton#ellie phantom#dan phantom#Pariah is screaming because that is 4 baby halfas alone who are incredibly sick#That's not even getting started on the rest of the area who hasn't gotten taken care of thx to the observants#If DCxDP crossover he's going have an aneurism about the Pits and lil baby reaper ghostling Jason#And everything else going on there
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Yes! I love this version of Pariah!
What if the Crown and the Ring of Rage is what made Pariah Dark go mad?
And now, years and years of sleep later, he’s recovered enough that when his first encounter out of the coffin looks to him like sickly babies that need help, his first instinct is to parent them.
Maybe this is why Clockwork didn’t do anything, because he saw this small possibility and hoped it would work.
Maybe family is what will help Pariah stay sane. Danny is still the High Prince of the Infinite Realms, because Daddy Pariah says his human parents don’t deserve him.
Sorry Danny, you’ve been forcibly adopted.
Is reformed Pariah Dark better than a billionaire, whether that’s Vlad or Bruce?
And if we have Vlad, Dan and Dani forcibly adopted as well, Pariah quickly becomes a tired single dad too quickly to even think about conquering anything.
And if he tried too, Danny would give him sad eyes, so he decides to focus on improving the Infinite Realms in ways that the inhabitants actually appreciate. He’s already King of an incredibly powerful dimension. Maybe that will have to be enough for him. That and his four kids. Plus, do Liminals count as baby ghosts?
What if single dad of four Pariah then is summoned by the Justice League?
It’s actually Pariah Dark! Ahhhh!
And Pariah only has eyes for the baby ghost standing in the corner with a red helmet on. The very very sick baby ghost.
Pariah listens long enough to what their problem is, agrees to help them in return for an unspecified favor.
Fights whoever it is, quickly succeeds and is like, I’m cashing in on that favor now. Thanks for the new child. I will heal the sick baby ghost.
And just picks up Red Hood like he’s a baby and flies through a portal that suddenly rips open and closes just as quickly behind him.
Batman is not having a good day.
Prompt 79
When Pariah was awoken from his slumber, he wasn’t exactly expecting it. One was never expecting to awaken when they were supposed to be sealed for eternity after all. He also wasn’t expecting for the reason the sarcophagus was even opened to be a pair of literal infants. A pair of very sick infants.
One was a newborn ancient for Realms’ sake! Two years dead, if that, and the other- Where was their guardian?! Who had let an obsession get that bad?! How long had he been sealed away that no one had caught an obsession turning toxic and harmful towards a ghostling?!
Why was he even sealed inside this area of the zone?! Why had his Keep been moved in the center of one of the zones where ghostlings formed?! He’d never harm a ghostling, but if he’d been any madder (And he knows he had lost it near the end there, that he’d gone too far as he cracked under the weight of the Realms, he’d had an eternity to realize) it would have been a catastrophe!
Who has been in charge, the observants!? … What the fuck, that was supposed to be rhetorical! No! They’re good for paperwork but they seem to have failed even at that and- what do you mean they’ve sealed Clockwork away?!
The already traumatized Time Primordial who was in this type of area specifically to care for ghostlings, and was now being prevented?! How long has this been going on- No! He’s fixing his realms-damned kingdom before he even thinks about conquering other ones, because who the fuck let it get this bad!
Pspsps, here little sick ghostlings, he’s trying very hard not to hurt you but you are very tiny and he has been locked away for a long time so please stop squirming…
#prompts#pariah dark#look if the phandom has decided that 100 years is the equivalent of 18 for ghosts#vlad is like a 3 to 4 years old with a terrible infection and feral out in the woods#danny is a itty bitty 1 year old *if that* but baby ancients are so rare#like look at danny's rogues#they're all very modern and like 30 at most#pariah is the ancient of darkness#pariah gets shocked out of his gonna go conquer mode when the first thing he sees is a pair of literal infants who are all sickly#dcxdp#dpxdc#my posts#my post#my writing
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Constantine is like, your dad become Pariah Dark after he died and your Butler became Clockwork? Bye please do not contact me. Lose my contact info if you would be so kind.
Constantine tries to find a way to physically ‘block’ the bats cause he just doesn’t want to deal with any of their bullshit anymore. Like, the way you can block people online, but he wants a total, you can’t see or hear or touch or perceive this person.
He doesn’t want to be Icarus, damn it. He tries to know his limits. And this is faaaar beyond them.
Prompt 79
When Pariah was awoken from his slumber, he wasn’t exactly expecting it. One was never expecting to awaken when they were supposed to be sealed for eternity after all. He also wasn’t expecting for the reason the sarcophagus was even opened to be a pair of literal infants. A pair of very sick infants.
One was a newborn ancient for Realms’ sake! Two years dead, if that, and the other- Where was their guardian?! Who had let an obsession get that bad?! How long had he been sealed away that no one had caught an obsession turning toxic and harmful towards a ghostling?!
Why was he even sealed inside this area of the zone?! Why had his Keep been moved in the center of one of the zones where ghostlings formed?! He’d never harm a ghostling, but if he’d been any madder (And he knows he had lost it near the end there, that he’d gone too far as he cracked under the weight of the Realms, he’d had an eternity to realize) it would have been a catastrophe!
Who has been in charge, the observants!? … What the fuck, that was supposed to be rhetorical! No! They’re good for paperwork but they seem to have failed even at that and- what do you mean they’ve sealed Clockwork away?!
The already traumatized Time Primordial who was in this type of area specifically to care for ghostlings, and was now being prevented?! How long has this been going on- No! He’s fixing his realms-damned kingdom before he even thinks about conquering other ones, because who the fuck let it get this bad!
Pspsps, here little sick ghostlings, he’s trying very hard not to hurt you but you are very tiny and he has been locked away for a long time so please stop squirming…
#danny phantom#prompts#pariah dark#look if the phandom has decided that 100 years is the equivalent of 18 for ghosts#vlad is like a 3 to 4 years old with a terrible infection and feral out in the woods#danny is a itty bitty 1 year old *if that* but baby ancients are so rare#like look at danny's rogues#they're all very modern and like 30 at most#pariah is the ancient of darkness#pariah gets shocked out of his gonna go conquer mode when the first thing he sees is a pair of literal infants who are all sickly
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#look if the phandom has decided that 100 years is the equivalent of 18 for ghosts#Vlad is like a 3 to 4 years old with a terrible infection and feral out in the woods#Danny is a itty bitty 1 year old *if that* but baby ancients are so rare#like look at Danny's rogues#they're all very modern and like 30 at most#Pariah is the ancient of Darkness#Pariah gets shocked out of his Gonna Go Conquer mode when the first thing he sees is a pair of literal infants who are all sickly#If we wanna go DC crossover part of Clockwork could be Kronos & he was traumatized after getting those memories#Everyone in the know is Pissed at the observants for trying to force a ghost already traumatized by similar things to End a child#He might be behind Pariah getting out without the Observants realizing#Very desperate and hiding this single timeline from them as best he can#DcxDp#DPxDC#If someone tries to summon Pariah they're either going to get a note saying no or the king with like 5 ghostlings on child leashes#vlad plasmius#Vlad masters#danny fenton#ellie phantom#dan phantom#Pariah is screaming because that is 4 baby halfas alone who are incredibly sick#That's not even getting started on the rest of the area who hasn't gotten taken care of thx to the observants#If DCxDP crossover he's going have an aneurism about the Pits and lil baby reaper ghostling Jason#And everything else going on there
Prompt 79
When Pariah was awoken from his slumber, he wasn’t exactly expecting it. One was never expecting to awaken when they were supposed to be sealed for eternity after all. He also wasn’t expecting for the reason the sarcophagus was even opened to be a pair of literal infants. A pair of very sick infants.
One was a newborn ancient for Realms’ sake! Two years dead, if that, and the other- Where was their guardian?! Who had let an obsession get that bad?! How long had he been sealed away that no one had caught an obsession turning toxic and harmful towards a ghostling?!
Why was he even sealed inside this area of the zone?! Why had his Keep been moved in the center of one of the zones where ghostlings formed?! He’d never harm a ghostling, but if he’d been any madder (And he knows he had lost it near the end there, that he’d gone too far as he cracked under the weight of the Realms, he’d had an eternity to realize) it would have been a catastrophe!
Who has been in charge, the observants!? … What the fuck, that was supposed to be rhetorical! No! They’re good for paperwork but they seem to have failed even at that and- what do you mean they’ve sealed Clockwork away?!
The already traumatized Time Primordial who was in this type of area specifically to care for ghostlings, and was now being prevented?! How long has this been going on- No! He’s fixing his realms-damned kingdom before he even thinks about conquering other ones, because who the fuck let it get this bad!
Pspsps, here little sick ghostlings, he’s trying very hard not to hurt you but you are very tiny and he has been locked away for a long time so please stop squirming…
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