#Package Tracking

[todays-xkcd]

Ugh, it says they attempted delivery but "Nobody was home."

Odyssey [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Ponytail, Cueball and Hairy are standing in a room, each wearing a party hat. Ponytail is to the left of Cueball and Hairy. Cueball is in the middle, holding something, presumably a present.] Ponytail: Happy birthday! Cueball: Oh cool, Emily Wilson's Iliad translation!

[Cueball is now alone, sitting at a laptop. He has taken his party hat off and put it onto a book on his desk.] Cueball: I never read her Odyssey. I should read that, too.

[Arising from computer screen:] The Odyssey (2017) Emily Wilson Arrives Friday Order [Cueball clicks order]

[The computer now says the book has left the warehouse and will arrive on Friday by 8pm.] Package Tracking Order Status: Departed Warehouse Expected: Friday by 8pm

[Cueball clicks refresh] [The computer now says the book has been swept by winds to the island of lotus eaters and might arrive around 2033.] Package Tracking Swept by winds to the island of the lotus eaters Expected: ?? 2033 ?? [Cueball clicks refresh]

[macmanx]

packages, you say

[squirrelstone]

funny how once you make it clear that once you make it clear that you will be the biggest pain in the ass they’ve ever met, the delivery company ✨mysteriously finds✨ the package that’s been missing for a week that they previously said there was no possible way they had in their possession.

[nextdoorcourierservice]

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[theblogtracker]

How to Track Your Package During the Busy Holiday Season

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[jeraliey]

One good thing about living at this point in history is package tracking.

There's such joy in buying a gift for someone and watching it get closer and closer and closer to them.

It's so great.

Just.....order cupcakes for your friend and watch the delivery tracking.

I know there are complications in some of the things that people have done to make the logistics work, I'm not going to ignore that....but there's also SUCH joy in the ability to sit there and watch a bit of happiness APPROACHING.

[gaybuckybarnesss]

NICK BOSA 2019 NFL Scouting Combine

[yeahiwasintheshit]

The Dukes of Hazzard - 2.18 - Find Loretta Lynn

[cinamun]

UPS Man™ took his bantus down. @khadijah551 got the loc game sewed up I fear.

[deoidesign]

Sketching

[studyblr-perhaps]

20/08/24 || Tuesday

Happy belated Rakshabandhan to the ones who celebrate! (For the ones who don't know what it is, its a festival when sisters tie an ornamental band on brothers wrists in exchange for protection. Now it's symbolic and we tie the bands in exchange for gifts lmfao). I got a watch as a gift from my cousin brother!!! At the perfect time too, cause I forgot both my watches at home while coming back to uni.

My thesis work is finally moving a bit and it's equally daunting as is exciting. I'm looking forward to the coming year haha.

[conscydraws]

Order 38. Undelivered.

[awesomefringey]

In early 1D when Louis used to get boners all the time (because of Harry) his dick used to go on his left side inside his pants. But nowadays, while not (necessarily) erect, it's more on his right side. An interesting development!

[Harry meme credit: @ladychlo]

[yesterdays-xkcd]

I don't even *want* this package! Why did I join the stinging insect of the month club, anyway?

Online Package Tracking [Explained]

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Online Package Tracking: Pros: Convenient, Useful Cons: Makes you crazy

[Megan is sitting at a computer.] *refresh* Megan: Aww, still in Memphis. *refresh* Megan: Aww, still in Memphis. *refresh* Megan: Aww, still in Memphis.

[superbellsubways]

he is home