#PWK

[moonstandardtime]

Something's fucked up.

and Third time's a charm!, right? Link tears out his own heart

—with a knife, and puts it in a bottle, and ties it to an arrow and flies it over his own head.

[SEE FIC TAGS FOR WARNINGS]

(reblogs appreciated <3)

[locallostsoul]

🌱 philodendron white knight

Bro got me so worried about that almost white leaf... at least, there's the tiniest bit of green...

[jurnalpelupa]

Pengalaman Waktu Kecil (PWK)#1

Ini sebenarnya project lama yang udah dari dulu pengen aku buat, cuma ternyata baru sekarang dimulainya hehe, triggernya karena semalem disuruh cerita pengalaman waktu kecil sama seseorang. Sebenarnya memoriku soal pengalaman waktu kecilku ini cukup terbatas, nggak banyak yang aku ingat, dan ya aku memang sepelupa itu xixi

Karenanya, aku pengen nulis pengalaman waktu kecilku yang masih bisa kuingat disini, biar bisa dikenang kapan aja.

Ini cerita lama, waktu aku masih kelas 1 SD dan ibuku masih di rumah.

Jadi rumahku itu deket banget sama SD, hadap-hadapan, cuma kepisah sama jalan. Kalau sore atau pas hari minggu, sering banget aku, kakakku, sama temen-temen yang lain main di SD, kalau dulu sih seringnya main singkongan (semacam permainan petak umpet tapi pakai batang singkong). Nah tempat persembunyiannya bisa dimana aja, bisa dibalik pohon, di belakang tong sampah, di kamar mandi, sampai di balik pagar.

Nah soal pagar nih yaa, pagar SD ku dulu itu masih rendah, tingginya paling cuma satu meter dan itu gampang buat kami panjat, apalagi kalau udah sering main di sekitar SD kaya kami, behhhh jadi atlitnya panjat pagar SD deh xixiixi

Suatu ketika pas lagi sekolah dan jam istirahat aku jajan permen tuh di warung yang jaraknya agak jauh dari SD, sebenernya nggak jauh-jauh amat sih, cuman rata-rata temenku nggak jajan disana, temenku biasa jajan di warung yang lebih deket lagi sama SD alias di halaman rumahku hehe

Nah, waktu aku balik ke kelas ada salah satu temenku yang nanya aku beli permen dimana, dia pengen juga beli permen yang sama. Aku kasih tahu lah kalau aku beli di warung sebelah, ke warungnya lebih cepet kalau manjat pagar kaya yang aku lakuin tadi.

Temenku mau, aku anter dia ke belakang kelas buat manjat pagar, aku loncat duluan terus diikuti sama dia, pas dia loncat kepalanya mendarat lebih dulu, dahinya nyium aspal, sobek, berdarah. Aku takut. Tiba-tiba udah rame aja dikerubungin orang-orang. Temenku dibawa ke RS dan aku balik masuk kelas karena bel masuk udah bunyi.

Di kelas aku masih takut, takut dimarahin guru, tapi disitu guru nggak ada yang marahin aku, guru cuma ngingetin buat nggak lari-larian pas istirahat. Entah, guruku tahu kronologis lengkapnya atau nggak.

Pas pulang sekolah aku tahu kalau ibukku pasti udah denger kabar itu, aku takut masuk rumah, takut ketemu ibu. Aku memilih buat naik ke atas pohon rambutan, masih berseragam, masih bawa tas sekolah gambar dora warna biru-pink. Sampai sore aku diatas sana, lapar, belum makan. Panggilan ibuku yang buat aku turun, ibu nyuruh aku turun dan masuk rumah.

Aku lupa waktu itu ibu marah atau nggak, seingatku ibu cuma bilang kalau mau jajan yang deket aja, nggak usah loncat pagar, apalagi ngajak-ngajak temen.

Sekarang aku masih berteman dengan temanku itu, dia sudah punya anak. Semoga nanti anaknya nggak gantian ngajak lompat pagar anakku yaa, eh kan belum punya anak, belum juga nikah, yaa nanti lah pokoknyaa hehe

Maaf juga ya dulu aku sebandel itu main ajak lompat pagar aja. Aku dimaafin kan? nggak ada dendam yaa? hehe

[iaus]

Sorry but scrolling through my dash and seeing the screenshot first and feeling real genuine worry for your boy and then scrolling and seeing a post 4 minutes earlier about a crit feels like real comedy and now I’m nervously cracking up

GENUINELY so funny man does 84 damage in a turn and then gets blasted. It's so Salem.

but it's fiiiine Yerafyn just summoned a planetar (the same one who revived Frederick funnily enough) and asked it to revive Salem and help with fighting the boss we're on. He'll live.

(She also just told Frederick to open up that wallet)

It's FINE he's died before <3 he'll just be a bit traumatized again

[chronoscout-writ]

OC x Canon Week 2024 by @theocxcanonweek Day 6: "I demand cuddle time!"

Series: Mo Dao Zu Shi

Characters: Wei Wuxian x Pan Wukun (OC)

Kunxian in the form of cute rabbits.

Little Carrot has finally caught up to the mysterious gray rabbit. Snowball will join them later...

Link to the longfic intro post that this art is based on The fic is a polyamory Lan Wangji x Wei Wuxian x OC

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[mostlydaydreaming]

Gene Kelly: To Live and Dance (2016)

A beautiful biography including extensive interviews with daughter Kerry and son Timothy, translated into English.

[dungeons-n-dumbasses-guide]

The trick to dming is to let your players say and assume shit and just give a small smirk. It drives them wild

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[moonstandardtime]

9, 10, and 22 for the isat ask game!

"What would your wish at the Favor tree be?"

uhhhhhhhh. hm. i dunno! maybe something similar to siffrins wish. idk i have too much anxiety and a dangerously "fuck it we ball" mindset. all i can think of is "please god dont let everything suck Bad forever"

"How does the universe fuck up your wish?"

gotta fix shit myself. ugh. why cant everything just magically work out perfectly without any effort on my part forever

"What craft skills would you have, and what would they be called?"

id be creative craft and i think the skills would be mostly spell based. or me throwing shit. bc im not very strong and i have a history of throwing shit when im pissed off and i think that could be used to my advantage. one of them would be called "YOUR MOTHER" but not sure what that one would do. maybe ass slap. and "science class" where i throw a large textbook at you (high crit chance but also a high chance of missing). and of course "Playing with Knives", where theres not actually any knives involved and i just inflict psychic damage (small amt of damage and/or random debuff, + your next turn is replaced with mine)

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