#PSAM! au

[askthepyramidschemers]

Did any of you have experience with previous forms of multi-level marketing before the... this?

F:- Though Oli doesn't like to admit its a pyramid scheme, i've already accepted it :]

[cdroloisms]

wait, so let me get this straight: jdream and jsam are an item. psam gets involved. jdream runs off w psam, jsam goes to jail. jdream/psam yuri ensues. jsam escapes. jdream gives up psam to jsam but convinces jsam to let psam live. they're all under house arrest together, and this is the point in the timeline where your fic takes place. have i got that right? birdhouse timeline dropping When

YEAH YEAH YEAH basically !!

for the timeline i'll give u uh the flowchart here, as well as a quick runthrough of what "path" in specifics plan threesome goes down (as well as a little update bc this flowchart is a little out of date now, it's missing some things. like plan threesome. lmao)

canon timeline happens (the c! universe) (~1 year)

jmah happens after c!sam (who becomes j!sam) time travels to day one of the prison (~1 year)

four square happens -- crossover event between jmah prisontrio and c!prisontrio shortly after inconsolable differences in the jmah!timeline (im so fucking sorry already for this mess) (~1 week, but happens 6 months after jmah daedalus)

mayfair immediately follows four square, and involves jmah dream + jmah sam being in a house together alone for a year. this is where their sexual relationship begins (~1 year)

mayfair+ starts when c!dream gets tped into the mayfair cottage. j!Sam builds a cell under the mayfair cottage. this goes on for a year as they acclimate to life together (~1 year)

mayfair+ff happens when sam + dream from kenjo's forced family AU get thrown in as well. ff!sam ends up being sexually involved in the jmah duo's deal shortly after he arrives, and c!dream eventually joins them. (~1 year)

birdhouse actually specifically refers to the umbrella of AUs that begin with coparent!sam being added to the mayfair cottage hell. this coparent!sam has already gone through the entirety of the coparent timeline, more or less, and has been going to therapy after p!dream left him shortly after they got married. he's pretty horrified by what's happening and his newfound ethical dream apologism gets tested against younger versions of him who are deadset on the whole "i am the warden thing." he quickly bonds with j!dream. (~9 months)

p!Dream gets thrown into the mayfair cottage ... sad. sorry for making u suffer king 😭. he's technically put under p!sam's supervision and the two of them have a complicated ass relationship as they try and work together to get themselves out of this mess. (~6 months)

about half a year after p!dream gets thrown in, we gave them XD certified magic babies. awesamdrabies timeline continues for a few years

when the kids are about 2, p!sam + p!dream (who have been in a weird on again off again relationship) have a blowout fight that ends with p!dream telling p!sam in no uncertain terms that it's over. j!dream, at the same time, is super depressed about the fact that j!sam doesn't actually love him. this results in them having an umm kinda sorta secret affair for a few months before j!dream freaks out one day and spills the whole thing to j!sam. this somehow ends with j!sam + j!dream getting together in an official relationship

a few months later, a series of unfortunate events leads to j!sam making a wish to "start over" with a new house with his son and j!dream, alone. this...goes poorly. j!dream falls into a deep depression and after a few months, runs away after a fight. in the conflict that results, he ends up reunited with the rest of the birdhouse crew (rescued specifically by p!sam) and j!sam ends up in jail. they go on the run together

when the kids are about 3-4, the coparents + j!dream + c!dream + the kids (faith + the triplets) roadtrip while j!sam is in jail. the coparents end up in a kinda sorta relationship again. j!Dream/c!Dream yuri is a staple since like literally four square but theyre traumatized so it's complicated. i'll make the birdhouse love diagram at some point. ummm because we said so p!sam and j!dream end up separated from all the others and have to make a life together on their own, and so they end up as. roommates. in a house . slash p

it doesn't stay slash p

j!sam ends up in jail for about a year and then tracks em for like, probably another 6 months to a year. j!dream/p!sam yuri happens and they've got like a somewhat functional relationship (#TRUST) but j!sam is also. tracking them down. anyway when j!dream sees him in town, he makes the executive decision to sell p!sam out to j!sam and reveal where they're living to him...and also lies. a lot. about the nature of their relationship for the last year. he knows that if j!sam knew the truth, he'd basically deeeefinitely kill p!sam immediately, and j!dream kinda wants that to. not happen. plan threesome refers to his um Desire for all three of them to coexist and fuck! that's been at the back of his mind for Awhile, so when j!sam is back he reacts by basically framing everything between him and p!sam being. well. a lot of manipulation + horrors where j!dream has been fucking with p!sam's head the whoooole time warden so you see p!sam is just a widdle victim and needs to be protected from the big bad dream

yeah his planning is still batshit. who wouldve thunk

that. brings us to the fic! AND YEAH sorry this is insane LMAO

[perpetual-doodle-machine]

May we also have Orca (PSAM! au oliver) if you dont mind bc i wanna see how xe'd look in your style :]

I mean. Not that different to be honest sgsifdjsjzgsnaigsnshdvs-

Olivers with wings my beloved

[jellyfish-grave]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/45493120

thank you for allowing me to write a short little thing for your AU it was really fun! it might not be exactly what you had in mind but i just kind of ran with it

Okay WTF

I already left a comment on the fic to explain how incredinly this is BUT I INSIST

Thank you so so so so muchhh djmsdkfnwk

Don't you worry this is EXACTLY what I made in mind, even better than what i thought!!!! The dialogues are so spot-on!!! The stress is easy to feel!!! It's so good!!! nfmdnf oml

Ive been spending the past 20 minutes psamming my friends about this god fucking dammit

LOVE U ANON!!! have a great day cuz you just made mine even better

[actusfrances]

Jeunes pour le climat : ils organisent la première COP étudiante

Ils n’ont pas voulu attendre la 26e Conférence des parties, ou COP26, qui se tiendra du 9 au 19 novembre prochain à Glasgow, ni les mesures que devront présenter les pays participants pour respecter l’accord de Paris signé il y a cinq ans. Des étudiants de plusieurs établissements supérieurs ont organisé ce week-end, en partenariat avec une trentaine d’associations dont Onestpret, La Bascule et Youth For Climate France, la première COP1 étudiante destinée à "tous ceux qui veulent passer à la vitesse supérieure dans leur engagement et qui s’interrogent sur leur place dans la Transition".

"L’envie d’agir m’est venue l’année dernière, après la lecture d’un livre de Pablo Servigne [figure mondiale du mouvement collapsologue ndlr]",  raconte la co-fondatrice de l’événement Mélanie Ciussi. L'enseignante-chercheuse en gestion des connaissances et innovation à l'école de commerce SKEMA en discute avec ses étudiants. L'idée d'une COP émerge. Quelques mois plus tard, après une levée de 3 500 euros en crowdfunding et le parrainage du climatologue Jean Jouzel, l'aventure peut commencer.  

À lire aussi : La Cité fertile, tiers-lieu festif et écocitoyen, rouvre ses portes

Un petit millier de jeunes étaient donc présents le 5 et 6 octobre au tiers-lieu de la Cité Fertile à Pantin (93), près de Paris, encadrés par une cinquantaine de bénévoles, afin de participer à des débats, ateliers pratiques, et "challenges créatifs" pour apprendre à pitcher et monter son projet écolo. À mille lieues de son pendant international et officiel, le festival éco-citoyen se voulait festif et collaboratif.

En poussant la porte de la Halle Sud, le visiteur pouvait ainsi voir une dizaine de petits groupes échanger autour d’intervenants sur la technologie, l’alimentation, assis en cercle sur des toiles de jute recyclées. Comment passer à l’action au quotidien ? Comment financer la transition écologique et sociale ? À la fin des discussions, les participants notent ce qu’ils ont retenu sur des post-its colorés qui rejoignent le "mur de l’engagement".

Plus loin, le "bar à solutions" permet de discuter en petit comité sur des projets concrets. Enfin, à côté de l’espace de restauration extérieur, c’est ateliers DIY pour apprendre à fabriquer son compost ou son propre déodorant bio. Les COPistes en herbe peuvent également participer au jeu collectif "La Fresque du climat" pour mieux comprendre le changement climatique, et apprendre à calculer leur empreinte carbone.   

À lire aussi : La Fresque du climat, un jeu collectif pour comprendre le changement climatique

Petite note officielle toutefois : le week-end s’est conclu par la visite d'Élisabeth Borne, ministre de la Transition Écologique, venue échanger avec les étudiants. "Le message principal de cette COP1 est que nous devons repenser toute la société, et pas seulement le climat", poursuit Mélanie Ciussi. "Notre logo reprend d’ailleurs la logique ‘PSAM’, c’est à dire l’idée qu’il faut travailler sur la Planète, la Société, les Autres, puis Moi." Une COP2 pour 2020 ? Pourquoi pas, approuve la professeure, mais peut-être avec de nouveaux organisateurs et ailleurs qu'à Paris.

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[tsfgmgospel]

LUNDI 13-03-2017, PSALM 117, PROVERBES 13 SUJET: APPRENDRE À CONFIANCE EN JÉSUS ET SON AMOUR.

JÉSUS AME LE PEUPLE FRANÇAIS

BE PREPARED WITH TOTAL RIGHTEOUSNESS, JESUS IS COMING

JESUS LOVES ALL INCLUDING YOU *** LOVE JESUS TOO AND ACCEPT HIM INTO YOUR LIFE

JÉSUS AME LE PEUPLE FRANÇAIS

TEXTES: JEREMIE 17: 7, PSAM 128, LA CONFIANCE EN DIEU LANCE UN LIBERATION DE LA MAIN SUPERNATRICE DE DIEU SUR VOUS. REMARQUE: CECI Quand il n’y a rien qui puisse arrêter Dieu de travailler dans votre vie, la seule chose qui peut limiter la main de Dieu dans votre vie est le péché, et ce n’est pas car il est au-dessus de Dieu, mais simplement parce que Dieu nous a donné un choix et vous Avoir le péché dans votre vie, donne au diable l’autorité sur toutes les affaires de votre vie. ACCEPTEZ JÉSUS MAINTENANT ET SOYEZ LIBÉRÉS DU SIN ET SOYEZ SAUVEUX DES PROBLÈMES. JÉSUS AME TOUT APPRENDRE À CONFIANCE EN JÉSUS ET SON AMOUR LUNDI 13-03-2017, PSALM 117, PROVERBES 13 SUJET: APPRENDRE À CONFIANCE EN JÉSUS ET SON AMOUR. TEXTES: JEREMIE 17: 7, PSAM 128,

[askthepyramidschemers]

hi sorry if the intro comic takes a while my motivation fucking died and im gonna be travelling next to next week i'll try to get it out by this week

[askthepyramidschemers]

so im adding hiki to the au but hes already creature enough so he goes unchanged

[askthepyramidschemers]

M:- I should go to bed too, goodnight everyone! see you guys in the morning! :]

[askthepyramidschemers]

hi i should probably put everyone's gender and pronouns here to not cause too much confusion (and because i want to and i like dumping hcs and crap) Miku - Transfem (she/her) Len- Transmasc (he/him) Rin- Cisfem (she/her) Luka- Cisfem (she/her) Kaito- Transmasc (he/him) Meiko- Cisfem (she/her) Flower- Trans nonbinary (she/they) Piko- Trans nonbinary (he/they) Miki- Cisfem (she/her) Fukase- Trans bigender (he/she/they/xe) Oliver- Trans agender (he/they/xe/it) Kiyoteru- Transfem (she/her) Yuki- Cisfem (she/her) Gakupo- Cismasc (he/him) VY1- Cisfem (she/her) VY2- Trans demiboy (he/she) Yukari- Cisfem (she/her) Eleanor- Trans demigirl (she/they) Solaria- Cisfem (she/her) Uni- Transfem (she/her) SeeU- Cisfem (she/her) Momo- Cisfem (she/her) Defoko- Trans nonbinary (they/them) Teto- Cisfem (she/her) Ted- Cismasc (he/him) Tei- Trans demigirl (she/they) Mikuo- Trans demiboy (he/him) Gumi- Cisfem (she/her) Dex- Transmasc (he/him) Daina- Transfem (they/them) Ruby- Trans nonbinary (they/them) Yohioloid- Cismasc (he/him) CUL- Transfem (she/xe) Ryuto- Cismasc (he/him) Chiku- Transfem (she/her) Mew- Cisfem (she/her) Mikoto- Trans nonbinary (they/them) Hime- Trans nonbinary (they/them) if there's anyone I missed lmk, I'll add more if I have to

[askthepyramidschemers]

Alright! asks are gonna be closed until the Kagamines' intro comic is finished! then yall will be able to send asks for everyone :]

[askthepyramidschemers]

guess who just realized the header is the wrong name

[askthepyramidschemers]

What is everyone's favourite colours? This is a very important question.

M:- Andd as for everyone else..well, they're kinda asleep now! sorry!!

[askthepyramidschemers]

Welcome everyone!! this is the official PSAM! askblog!, just some things for yall to take note of:-

-Basic DNI -Don't send weird asks! im a minor -Please don't be mean to me (you're allowed to be mean or rude ot the characters tho) -Miku and Gumi in this au are from Matryoshka so credits to Hachi for the designs for them!! -Updates might be slow or fast, it depends on my motivation and mood -Everything will be tagged under #PSAM! au -If I reblog anything on this blog instead of my main by accident no I didn't/lh My main blog is @thegalacticidiot that's about it! I hope everyone enjoys the show :] -Xy