#PROBABLY WOULD EVEN GO IN FOR THE POWER GRAB OH GOD THE BOYS ARE FIGHTIIIIING | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

daincrediblegg · 3 years ago

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I hate my brain. One heirophillia post and I’m all ‘lol what if in an AU word got out to the mainland about Father Paul’s Miracle with Leesa Scarborough and it reaches *gasp* THE VATICAN!!! Who decides to send *LOUDER GASP* FATHER PATRICK MCKENNA TO INVESTIGATE THE MATTER IN ORDER TO CANONIZE IT’ and now I won’t be sleeping 🙃🙃🙃

#I mean that is the WORST dude to send he already wants more acclaim for the church imagine if THAT fucker got emboldened #father paul and bev keane would take one look at him and be like ‘oh yes. we can make him worse’#god he’d be an even WORSE righteous asshole and liar holy FUCK #PROBABLY WOULD EVEN GO IN FOR THE POWER GRAB OH GOD THE BOYS ARE FIGHTIIIIING #first the holy trinity au and nOW THIS???? I must be struck down before I become more powerful than y’all can possibly imagine #father paul #john pruitt #midnight mass #father patrick mckenna #angels and demons

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