powerwolf is so funny because they have these epic songs about holy battles and demonic beasts and then there's just the ones about yanking that thang asunder catholic style
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If you’re not gonna “awoo” at the Powerwolf concert don’t even go, you are lacking in faith and will be devoured by the audience.
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how i look when im bloggin
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Powerwolf songs are always "(something good or at least holy)... and (something violent or naughty)" like
"Going to Church... And Having Sex in it"
"The Pope... And the Military Industrial Complex"
"Prayer... And Cranking My Hog Until it Turns Purple"
"Jesus' Parable of the Grape Farmer... And the 1940 German Occupation of France"
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Surprised there's not a big powerwolf fandom here on tumblr. This website loves furries, catholic imagery used blasphemously, and sex. The three things that powerwolf are about
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For a split second I genuinely thought they’d make out CUZ IT WOULD’VE FITTED SO WELL but no they had to stare into each others eyes and sing to each other in the most heterosexual way possible😔🤚
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Y’all need to watch these right now
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Reading fanfic or seeing fanart of a character that's supposed to be german is so funny because they'll try to write something in german and fuck it up in the most glorious way possible. Like- you're making art and I respect it but you have never built a normal german sentence in your entire life and it's so entertaining
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