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shieldherostuffs · 2 years ago

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So, Idea written (also very much inspired by the tags of the original post!). I also wrote a whole Group Chat in Tumblr Format just because. Note after writing a lot of it: This turned into half-chat-fic-half-actual-writing. This also turned out Much Longer than originally planned and anticipated.

I just have this idea of Naofumi having this multidimensional-house, because since he was born, he's had the power to travel between worlds and dimensions at will (after he learned how).

While world traveling, he ended up becoming a parental figure to multiple people and becoming attached to them.

And, because he knows damn well that all of them have some mental problems (mainly trauma or incredibly low self-worth), he decided to create a sort of sanctuary where they could come to take a break from their worlds and just relax (and probably annoy each other).

What he did to make it happen may or may not have been illegal in that world, but he rented a massive plot of land for a day, and, using his powers, created his own little dimension out of the plot, removing it from that world, and started collecting materials and learning how to build, garden, and everything needed to make a nice place to stay.

And, because he could freely decide anything within the domain of his own created pocket dimensions, he sped up time, wanting to build the place himself, for the principle.

When he was finished, he had a large two-story house, with dimensional rooms for more space inside, and a tower-like library on one end. This, and the front yard, driveway, and garage, took up about the first third of the land. The next third was then converted into a beautiful and flourishing garden, and the last was left for wildlife and forests.

He may also have messed around a bit with the fabric of time and space by creating a connection through his dimension, letting all the kids use the internet or reach out to him in any way.

Fandoms included:

Rising of the Shield Hero (Obviously)

Heaven Official's Blessing

Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation

Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint

Trash of the Count's Family

SSS-Class Suicide Hunter

Solo Leveling

When Naofumi had been summoned to another world, in his own body, to be the Shield Hero of that world, he'd been confused and annoyed.

Why, in the ever-loving-fuck, did he have to get summoned? What spirit, god, constellation, ghost, or otherworldly being through this would be funny?

He's got kids (all of them adults) to get back to and stop from causing too much chaos. Half of them are necromancers in their own ways, four of them have died multiple times, one got isekai'd, and they've all got problems.

Seriously, if he doesn't get back soon they're going to start experimenting with raising the dead in his backyard again!

So no, he does not have the time to play Hero on another world he's never been to before, when he's got multiple Self-Sacfrificial Idiots back home.

But, alas, the Shield some-fucking-how restricted his dimensional abilities, chaining him to this world until he's able to get back.

But, because of the Kids, he's now much more prepared than usual. He knows more about systems and different ones. At least it doesn't sound like there are Scenarios and Constellations in this world. Yet.

In the evening, after getting everything explained, (and getting ignored by the King) Naofumi finally checks his phone, which he'd had on mute since he decided to read that damned book-

And holy shit, he was bombarded by messages both from the kids individually and from their big group chat.

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Slacker-for-life: Anyone know where Naofumi went? (2:16 PM)

Reading-TWS-for-the-nth-time: Why? (2:21 PM)

Slacker-for-life: Well he said he'd give me a new phone after reading a book in the Pavillion, but it's been hours and I looked everywhere for him. I did find the book though. (2:23 PM)

Sewersliding 4000 times🔪: Maybe he went shopping again? (2:23 PM)

My Liege: He always leaves a note of some sort when he leaves though (2:24 PM) My Liege: Wait who gave Beru my phone and let him change my name (2:24 PM)

'My Liege' had changed their nickname to 'Shadow Monarch'

Slacker-for-life: @/SimpKing @/Lan-Er-Furen either of you two know where Naofumi is? (2:26 PM)

Lan-Er-Furen: Nope! I've been with my darling Lan Zhan and my adorable little radishes all day! (✿◡‿◡) (2:31 PM) Lan-Er-Furen: o(〃＾▽＾〃)o (2:31 PM)

SimpKing: I have not seen him. (2:40 PM) SimpKing: Also, stop changing my name. (2:41 PM)

'Sewersliding 4000 times' has changed user 'SimpKing' to 'Most Devoted Beliver'

Sewersliding 4000 times🔪: There. (2:43 PM)

Most Devoted Believer: True, but no. (2:43 PM)

'Most Devoted Believer' has changed their nickname to 'Crimson Rain'

Slacker-for-life: so back to the Naofumi issue (2:46 PM)

Reading-TWS-for-the-nth-time: What's the book called (2:47 PM)

Slacker-for-life: The Legend of the Four Cardinal Weapons. (2:48 PM)

Reading-TWS-for-the-nth-time: Anything interesting about it? (2:50 PM)

Slacker-for-life: wait a sec. (2:51 PM)

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Slacker-for-life: Okay so it just explains the legend of four weapons meant to save that world: spear, bow, sword, and shield. it also mentions a princess that seems pretty bitchy as the heroine. apparently all four heroes are the protegnists, expect there is nothing written about the shield hero and the lest 20 pages are just blank (3:21 PM)

Reading-TWS-for-the-nth-time: That sound like something Naofumi would read wait what (3:23 PM)

Lan-Er-Furen: since when does Naofumi just leave books laying around 🤔

Multiple people are typing...

Sewersliding 4000 times🔪: ALRIGHT SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY WRONG IF NAOFUMI LEFT A BOOK JUST LAYING ABOUT

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And then countless more messages of the Kids trying to figure out what could've happened and where he'd gone and how they could help him.

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Dimensional Dad™️: Sorry, my phone and system was on mute.

Lan-Er-Furen: WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!?! w(ﾟДﾟ)w

Dimensional Dad™️: Let's just say Cale and Dokja aren't the only ones who got (technically) Isekai'd now.

Slacker-for-life: Did you get transported into a novel too?

Dimensional Dad™️: But, but I did get summoned to be a Hero for this world, just without being hit by a truck first. The bow hero did get hit by a truck to get here tho

Slacker-for-life: omg classic isekai But when are you coming back I want y new phone this kids almost broke this one when they found it.

Dimensional Dad™️: See here's the thing. I can't.

Lan-Er-Furen: WHAT?!?! (＃°Д°) (Everyone else sending a variation of What?!)

Dimensional Dad™️: Yeah, this shield i got stuck to my body won't let me use my powers. (Everyone sending a variation of What?!)

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And after that, Naofumi has to explain about the Shield, how the world and Waves worked from what he know, how it was basically from the book he'd read, but he was not in the book, he was in an actual world, and that he decided to try out the Hero Thing. It seemed fun and could help him find a way back. Plus, this new world seemed interesting enough.

However, only two days later, out of nowhere, Naofumi sent another message.

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Dimensional Dad™️: I take back everything I have said about this world. it is shit and i would like to go back now. but of course, i can't, because I'm stuck here with this HELL DAMNED SHIELD

Dimensional Dad™️: Status update: Just got accused of raping and assaulting the girl who'd joined my party whom i thought i could at least vaguely trust, and it was apparently streamed live via magic, so now the whole god damned kingdom saw the unfair trial and I've been branded as a criminal. also the other heroes didn't try to help at all, no one did, so quite literally everyone is against me and my survival.

Lan-Er-Furen: (ㆆ_ㆆ) ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ ヽ(゜▽゜)－C🔪⚔️🗡️

Reading-TWS-for-the-nth-time: alright so who's ready for murder I've got a Yoo Joonghuyk and I'm only half-afraid to use him and also two ready-for-murder children.

Sewersliding 4000 times🔪: I've got countless rewinds to try every torture method.

CrimsonRain: I've got some very hungry ghosts.

Lan-Er-Furen: I'm sure my corpses and crows are in need of a little snack. The radishes also look ready for murder right now.

Slacker-for-life: I'm sure she wouldn't mind being eaten by a dragon.

Shadow Monarch: I'm sure Tank could got for a snack.

Dimensional Dad™️: CALM DOWN EDGELORDS

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As Naofumi continued to try leveling up and serving in this world, the others tried giving him tip on how to go about his way, mainly those who were familiar with surviving in the wild, or giving tips on how to trick the economy (*cough*scammer tips*cough**cough*Cale*cough)

After a while, Naofumi suddenly sent a picture with a message.

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Dimensional Dad™️: I GOT A BIRB (File attached: A picture of a baby filolial Filo sleeping on a pillow)

CrimsonRain: What creature is that (Also Gege says he like it and thinks it's adorable.)

Dimensional Dad™️: She is called a Filolial, and she is specifically a Filolial Queen. I named her Filo.

Lan-Er-Furen: And I thought Jiang Cheng was bad at naming. Also, she is ADORABLE

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After a few weeks after, when Filo turned into a girl with wings, which confused everyone, Naofumi sent a picture of Raphtalia and Filo together with the message;

Dimensional Dad™️: I didn't tell you all, but I picked up two more kids; this is Filo(yes the bird turned into a girl, apparently Filolial Queens can do that) and Raphtalia(she is a sub-human race called demi-humans, hence the raccoon ears and tail.). They are now your younger sisters. (One file attached: a picture of Raphtalia and Filo smiling at the camera)

Which resulted in mainly Wei Wuxian demanding and begging to meet them. Though, since Naofumi still could dimension-travel, they all settled for face-time.

It was an experience.

Hua Cheng had brought Xie Lian to meet the girls too, chatting and showing the feeds via his butterflies, Wei Wuxian included his family (LWJ and the Juniors), and Kim Dokja included Shin Yoosung and Lee Gilyoung to meet them too. The Shadows also interrupted and ended up joining Sung Jinwoo.

Wei Wixuan and the Shadows kept cooing at the children, Xie Lian was happily smiling the whole time. Even more, half-scared cooing happened when Filo confidently started calling Motoyasu 'Idiot Spear Guy' and talking about how every time she saw him she'd kicked him between the legs until he went flying.

Then, after the group had fought against the Pope of the Three Heroes' Church, the group chat got a call from Naofumi's phone, and when picked up, was addressed by a frantic Raphtalia and a crying Filo in the background. Everyone had been worried in their own way when they heard what Naofumi had done, almost sacrificing himself with what was a borderline Suicide-Attack.

When he woke up, after his talk with the Queen, face-time was mandatory according to Raphtalia, who held the phone up so everyone could see him. When confronted with his self-sacrifice, all he responded with was that now they know how he felt whenever they did it.

When the trip to Cal Mira rolled around, Naofumi ended up being teased endlessly. After frantically ending a call to join L'Arc and Therese who'd called for him, Wei Wuxian had mentioned that he'd never sounded like that before and had blushed when they'd called him.

Naofumi kept denying it, until after he and the girls had grinded with the two for one day and had spent a whole night making Therese and bracelet to be rewarded with overjoyed tears and a smile.

During the next face-time, Raphtalia and Filo felt the need to out him and his crush on the two adventurers, which resulted in a long interrogating about wether they were good enough for him, and Wei Wuxian at some point asking if he got laid, which he decidedly did not answer.

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Lan-Er-Furen: omg Naofumi might get into a relationship before @/Reading-TWS-for-the-nth-time and @/Slacker-for-life get with their protagonists and that prince! (￣y▽￣)╭ Hoho.....

Reading-TWS-for-the-nth-time: HUH

Slacker-for-life: HUH?!

CrimsonRain: not Wuxian acting like Pei Ming

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When L'Arc and Therese betrayed them at Cal Mira, Naofumi had gotten them to listen to him about different dimensions, only for the Wave Timer to run out before he could actually explain.

He also cleverly decided not the tell the Kids what happened, because, despite everything, he still held affection and a little hope for L'Arc and Therese, and wanted none of the Kids to somehow find a way to murder the two (only to then raise them as the dead again just to kill them again, and then summon their soul, only to crush that painfully too. Has happened before to people who hurt Naofumi, will happen again. )

Finally, when he was granted access by the Spirit Tortoise (Which Naofumi had explained to be a 'Bigger, Badder, More Annoying version of the Xuanwu of Slaughter'.), his Dimensional powers came back, but, a bit too late, as he was knocked out and away from his party before he could use them.

But, when he woke up with Rishia and met Kizuna, he decided to take a quick break and get some help in his Pocket Dimension, but not before sending another message;

Dimensional Dad™️: ALRIGHT WHO'S READY TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE IN ANOTHER WORLD WITH RISHIA AND I

Lan-Er-Furen: What about Raphtalia and Filo?

Dimensional Dad™️: Yeah we might need to find them first.

That had sparked multiple other than a very enthusiastic Wei Wuxian to join, who also roped his family into joining.

So now he had three necromancer (WWX, Sung Jinwoo, Kim Gongja), a Ghost King, an actual God, and multiple Cultivators to help him. Kizuna was very enthusiastic about meeting them all.

And apparently WWX and HC's worlds were novels in her world? meaning she new almost everything about them? and was a big fan of them?

At least she didn't overstep or act too weird around them.

After they got everything under control, found Raphtalia and Filo, scolded L'Arc, Therese, and Glass, Naofumi decided it was time for a short vacation.

So, he took his newly expanded party to his pocket dimension.

Where L'Arc and Therese promptly got a shovel-talk by multiple very scary people with very high standards.

Oh well, right now Naofumi just needed a relaxing bath with a good book and some Emperor's Smile, a nap, and to maybe kiss L'Arc and Therese at some point, not necessarily in that order.

————— Tagging: @rosesinbloom7love, @ideas-of-immortality, @crypid-called-ash, @eli-elien, @bluelovestoship, @queen-of-carven-stone, @zachy-akaya, @wisdomismyloweststattm, @maloteddy, @official-anxiety, @milkkum-jpg —————

Dad Naofumi and the multiverse

Multiverss not specific but manhwas are included

Naofumi keeps getting summoned in random worlds where at leaste one of the main cast pre cannon or cannon that has daddy/mommy issues, he'll just adopt them somehow keepinh in contact with them after he had left the world. It still continues in rotsh

Whenever there's a holiday celebrating parents in any of hod children's world, he'll get presents and letters (yes everyone contacts each other and have met, yes he has gotten letters that say grandma/pa) that he saves, and clothes are given to Raphtaila, Filo, Metly, Ren and any other children he adopted in this world.

Naofumi sent one letter gushing about therese and larc leading to his "doom". He got spammed on the phone one of his kids sent him that somehow works in the world asking if they were hot, kind, special, worthy of him. Some asking if he got laid which he didn't answer and some going k.

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