#PLS PLS PLS LET BRUCE BE A MECHANIC I AMMBEGGGINGGG
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bruciemilf · 1 year ago
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Just found out there's a bakery near my house called "Harveys bakery and kitchen" and like a prophecy from god, I imediately got mind blasted with the visual image of Harvey dent running a bakery. I don't think there are words that could properly express the emotions I felt, picturing him kneading bread dough.
BAKER HARVEY WITH ARMS THAT COULD BREAK STEEL. Permanently smelling of sugary bread and dough and chocolate.
Dick knows they're not visiting this fancy bakery only because his baby brothers love it and Harvey let's Jason lick the spoon. Not with Bruce always blushing the way he does.
But. It was fun seeing his dad so flustered everytime Harvey mumbled in Italian, and the veins on his muscles bulging while kneading dough.
Especially when he's not in the least bit subtle about it, but both Bruce and Harvey are just too oblivious.
Pray for Bruce. He has the fattest crush on his man, and the worst self esteem imaginable.
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