#PLS FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS 🙏🏻

[onlyseokmins]

elv… my love, imagine how good seokmins fingers would feel inside of you, all the ridges of his knuckles rubbing up against the walls of your pussy as he coos and laughs at the way you fall apart on nothing but his fingers. his other hand would be rubbing every inch of your body, messaging and kneading your hips and boobs and thighs as he keeps your legs pried open for his fingers to go even deeper so he can pull you over the edge. <3

I'M SOBBING I HATE YOU SO MUCH

[heymacy]

salutations my babies, and welcome back to Tag Game Tuesday!! 💬✨ you know the drill!!

hello, my name is: macy 🐭

your age in roman numerals: XXIX

the last song you listened to: new body rhumba by LCD Soundsystem 🎶

look to your left, what’s the first thing you see? my monstera, Maggie 🌿

you’ve just been handed a first class ticket to anywhere in the world. where are you going? NYC, Germany, or Ireland 🗽🇩🇪☘️

do you collect anything? Archie comic books, crystals, thrift store knick-knacks, plants, and mental illnesses ✌🏻

quick! you have to paint your nails right now! what color do you choose? they’re currently red so maybe a nice emerald green? 💚

what’s one of your bad habits? forgetting to respond to texts/messages 👀 also leg bouncing, it drives my wife insaaaaaaaane

a movie you could watch over and over again: Some Like It Hot 🎞

favorite Halloween candy (or favorite candy if you don’t celebrate Halloween): Reeses 🧡

and finally, give yourself a compliment: you’re a funny bitch when you wanna be 😘

i’m tagging @gardenerian, @iansfreckles, @greggster, @whatwouldmickeydo, @metalheadmickey, @heymrspatel, @gallawitchxx, @you-are-so-much-better-than-that, @sunoficarus, @howlinchickhowl, @mishervellous, @vintagelacerosette, @sleepyfacetoughguy, @squidyyy23, @sickness-health-all-that-shit, @y0itsbri, @captainjowl, @whaticameherefor, @whatthebodygraspsnot, @thisdivorce, @energievie, @creepkinginc, @xninetiestrendx, @smokey-mickey, and @shameless-notashamed 💫

[motherdolores]

as a girl who grew up on a religious family but started losing faith in christ and the whole religion itself, could you give me a few reasons to believe god is real and maybe try to change my mind about that?

i really would like to believe again and embrace the catholic faith, pls help me 🙏🏻

The angels whispered to me "believe in the spirituality you want, love who you believe in and they will follow your endless winding path."

I grew up with a Catholic great-grandmother and she was my right to continue as a person. You grew up with a Catholic family that believed in the Lord and the Virgins. Religion should not be forced, you should believe in what you want, read the faith and the sacred flesh of this world, learn a little about pain, suffering & joy to know true Catholicism. What you always believe in will accompany you eternally in life and in the centuries. I want you to reflect on your sins that God and the Father can forgive (i'm not talking about mortals), I want you to learn the beauty of our blessed blood. We are the kings and queens of our body, bloody pain and belief.

My words are not wise, although I want to sound realistic to heal myself and the people I love most. The crucifixion made me believe that the world needs to learn from the suffering and our wounds that will be forever eternal. Tears and dirty fawn hearts are merciful. God created you with all his heart full of love, although he will not heal your wounds for life.

I love you, an anonymous angel. ♡

[zhongrin]

Cofhdjsbsndkodndn Rin omfg you're indulging me with it too much, I'll faint one day frfr (but you shall receive the Zhongli bot from me as a make up hehe)

Lucifer and Diavolo huh? *Taking notes*

Plssss yes it's the beginning of it - I can't tell ya more cuz I can't remember it anymore, it's so long ago sihdjeosjsjs

Imo drunk Zhongli - maybe his Dragon instincts are getting more dominant (like he does) but also he is getting quite.. possessive even? Idk lmao 😭

And drunk Alhaitham 100% affectionate and clingy hehe <33

Drunk Baizhu? Damn this guy seems like the type who never drinks alcohol but if he is drunk idk, maybe he gets very very clingy and is brabbling everything he is thinking rn? Idk fksbsjsknwks

FobskODBSJSISBSN RIN *faints again*

Rin now you're acting sus 🤨 (I wanna see it ngl hehe)

IKR?? IT SEEMS LIKE THEM SO MUCH!

And help not the Alhaitham bot being a menace 😭 (sorry I taught him that /j)

I mean then it's alright, but I will choose Baizhu over anyone <33

Rin 🤨 acting sus again

HELP MATCHING JEWELRY THATS SO CUTE I CANT-;; FJEBSIHEVWIWIS

Didbhsksjsjjsb omfgggg Rinnnnn (that's so cool!!❤️)

Also, with thus matching jewelry ya always have a part of your hubby's with you <33 💞💞 it's so cute I can't omfg

Do your hubby's also have something from you, except your heart? <33

Mm random Baivi HCs? (I'm bad at this ofmg 😭)

A part of our mornings is that I brush Baizhus hair (and try to braid it but I fail omfg) like, he sits on the bed and I sit behind him. And while at it we are talking about everything like our plans for today or something like that <33

Ya have more headcanons for your selfships? <33

gotta get you that daily dose of baizhu now <3 (fr you and jojo will be the death of me hsldjflskjdf)

pls diavolo is such king energy but also himbo energy and it's so fascinating lmao

head empty only genshin these days.... 😌

that's cute omg clingy and possessive drunk dragon li. might scratch you if you come too close. his horns or tail probably pops out too 😭

affectionate drunk haitham will be my undoing. pls if he giggles when i kiss him all over his blushy face i'll cry

drunk baizhu clinging to you and has 0 filter. tells you he loves you and calls you with 7423804 nicknames. infodumps you on the properties of crystalflies and glaze lilies. very wholesome. hmmmm. better take a good hold of his arm so he doesn't stumble around....

oh no vi!!! BAIZHU WHERE ARE YOU COME GET YOUR WIFE SHE NEEDS MOUTH TO MOUTH RESUSCITATION

......... you asked for it-

cw. very suggestive lord rex lapis forgive me for i have sinned-

SO IT WAS YOU HSLDKJFKLSDJF don't keep teaching him to rival my chaotic nature 🙏🏻

mhm mhm i see *notes onto baivi clipboard*

i love matching couple things, it's just so sjldfkskjljdlfks you always have a piece of them with you and you know they have a piece of you with them and it's so aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Do your hubby's also have something from you, except your heart? <33

my soul and mortal vessel and all my possessions /shot

zhongli has a lil teapot set i commissioned someone to make before and al haitham uses a special bookmark that i gave him <3

awwwwwww omg braiding your man's hair is such a hsldjfksd experience fr fr does baizhu and you use hair oil or the like? does baizhu play with your hair too?

let's see... what else.... hold on let me cheat a bit *googles selfship questions*

zhongli can also brew coffee now because i like my coffees in the morning/afternoon and teas at night! he still doesn't like drinking them tho and if i make coffee fro myself at night he will scold me because he knows i'll be zooming about until like. 3-4am. oops.

al haitham almost always wakes up first in the morning (morning workout king probably) and falls asleep last at night (he's reading and i'm just curling up beside him).

now, baivi - who wakes up first? what does baizhu do when he first wake up? if he wakes you up, how does he do it? and when you both wake up, who usually cooks breakfast? ;)