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𖤐⋆.˚ SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR ... @unlimbed .ᐟ 𖤐⋆.˚ LOCATION ... the boardwalk .ᐟ
what better way to spend the day than sprawled across a bench probably built by jesus christ himself fixed on a structure one wrong step away from singlehandedly reigniting a reboot of the final destination franchise ? iris’ bet on the first blood bath, the opening scene to really reel the viewer in ? the merry-go-round. classic. one loose bolt would no doubt send some poor citizen flying and from there ? carnage. she’d like to think she’d survive, be the one with the prophetic visions and hoped to hell julian would too. fan fuckin' favorites. despite their potential dance with death, it was the ideal place to scope out the new stars of their hypothetical films. “ that guy over there, ” tip of her bendy straw swung to the man in question, “ def an oswald. goes by ozzie with an -ie not a -y. never oz, he’ll tear your teeth out with his hands if y’call him that. ” she glanced over at her companion and bared her own teeth with a chomp, “ couldn’t get a girlfriend in high school so he made a fake facebook using a pic of some site model with, like, ” despite an occupied hand, she still managed to cup the air around her chest. “ huge tits to trick his friends into believing he ‘met her on vacation’. the two broke up very dramatically after a month because he got caught by his sister who got pissed he’d hog the family computer which prevented her from playing barbie horse adventure and was scared she'd rat him out. he says he’s into heavy medal, but you know he’s got a secret norah jones playlist, cries to come away with me. went to college for library science because he’s heavy into reading and information systems, lowkey about it though. couldn't get a job so he works from home as customer support for like, bath and body works. has a collection of collars even though he doesn't own a dog. probably here waiting on a tinder date, which he planned, because he's under the impression it'll score him some puss if she sees how good he is at tossing darts. unclear whether or not she'll show up — but he's going home to his one bedroom with a corndog either way. ” her free hand slipped into the vat of fries scorching her upper thigh, teeth sinking into a grease grabber to conclude her spiel.
#𖤐⋆.˚ iris ren : prelude.#unlimbed#80% of this being her talking ...#PLEASESKJDKSJD#u do not need 2 match length#i am so srs
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