#PLEASE ask me shit abt him I love to infodump abt him and his silly friends from the HRI plot

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ok I haven’t posted much recently but here’s a silly guy for you!!!

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NO BUT GIVE THE DSMPSONA???? PLEASE /NF -🍎🧃🍎

EHEHEHEHE OKOK HI. HI HELLO. HII. anyone reading this who also has dsmpsonas pls talk to us we are dragging our partner and friends down with us we want to swap blorbo stories. ANYWAYS. our blorbo.

his name is in fact jared. this is thanks to @ahaclownnoises. we sent a drawing of jared in a server we share w tommy, and joked abt how we had spent days calling him skrunkly because we couldnt think of a name. (this is in fact entirely true. we could not think of a name, therefore he was skrunkly.) tommy suggested jared and actually we decided no i like that. it fits him. and also we are a collective simpbur kin and Some of that kinda rubbed off on jared and we thought it was silly. anyways let me actually show you what the man looks like--

heres a doodle of him we did a few nights ago. hes a creeper hybrid!!! he lives in las nevadas, hes probably ~21/22!!! he used to be a citizen of lmanberg but after it got Fucked he kinda. idk probably disappeared for a while and ended up back and living in a trailer in las nevadas because fuck it yk.

he's a magic conman in that he is into magicky witchy shit, and you can pay him to do these things for you, but, uh. he is also very likely to scam you, twist the wording, or just entirely not even do what you've asked of him. (he also probably sells weed, but shhh.)

he also has an absolute shitbox of a pickup truck and really shouldn't have a license at all with how he drives. (< him and the guy he obsesses over have in fact lost non-canon lives bc of how jared drives. it's fine don't worry about it they respawned.)

he also has a sibling!!! they belong to @flowerhubbys, they are younger than him (and taller - jared is around ~6'11, 7'0, while aoife's character is around 7'2) and they are one of eret's knights <3 (they have "lovely" family discussions about this for a while because jared, for a while, does not like eret at all due to, uh. l'manberg and everything.)

..oh, and related to this fact, did i mention that he also starts dating eret's sibling eventually? (their name is alastair, yes this was intentional, and they belong to @aphotic-society because we have a Deep Autism Need, whenever we make characters in a universe with our partner, for these characters to kiss.)

jared has so many bad habits and is arguably very much not the greatest person in the world, we are aware of this /silly. he is also, uh, a Little obsessive when it comes to being in love with someone!! (which is why i joked abt our ""simpbur kinnie"" rubbing off on him. aka "we hate the idea of ever actually being like that to That Extent now, HOWEVER we also have a fascination with the trope in media so we are being silly goofy exploring".) (also we cleared jared being liek that w mirk first since its' character is the focus of that. idk if that's relevant to anyone but yeah. consent matters in rps / silly fan things too guys /hj)

jared also dresses like a redneck that lives in a trailer park, which is fitting because excluding that he's not actually from the south, that's basically what he is. we love him so much he is so greasy and stinky please ask us about him we want to infodump SO bad.