#PLEASE I NEED MORE SHIPP3RS OF THESE GUYS

[jsratio74]

Please

[unicorn-poop]

Jegus, I Can’t Sleep!

D—> That degenerate is making weird noises next door. 

D—> Having him as our neighbor was the worst ideas 

CAN SOMEONE GO OVER THERE AND TELL HIM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP?

i DON’T KNOW MAN, HE PROBABLY CAN’T HEAR US! 

WELL I AM TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP AND THAT DOUCHEBAG IS MAKING WAY TO MUCH NOISES!

They sound like they’re having so much fun ofur there!

D—> Nepeta, no!

WH4T DO YOU THINK TH3Y’R3 DOING?

Whatever they’re doiing ii2 giiviing me a fuckiing headache!

Oh Sollux you poor baby come over here. You don’t derserve to suffer

II thiink my headache ii2 gone now. Thank2 AA.

No problem Sol. 

You two are cute. Now back to t)(at ass)(ole making t)(ose noises....

It Is Driving Me Insane! I’d Like To Sleep! Jegus! In A Second I Will Use My Chainsaw On Them!

(NEXT DOOR)

Oh yeah boy! Keep moaning! That’s right! Who’s your daddy?

Mmmmmm..... you are

Louder!

YOU ARE!

SAME MY NAME LOUD AND PROUD!

Lanque

LOUDER!

LANQUE 

(Lanque slaps MALLEK in the face)

I SAID LOUDER! SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!

LANQUE!!!!!!!

OH SHIT! I’M ABOUT TO NUT....FOR THE THIRTEENTH TIME!

(Next door)

Oh my! Wwhat the fuck is going on ovver there?

D—> I guess they’re doing the deed.

O)( my! Te)(e

Oh my is right. Tehehehhehehe. 

My favorite s)(ip is sailing away.

Yes. The best ship of all time is sailing away. Our dream is coming true sugar gills. 

Yes. Let me join you kitties! 

You guys find that hot? I’m grossed out. 

I Believe The Term For Them Is Yaoi Fangirls. Girls Who Love MLM. 

Y34H BUT M3, F3F3RI, 4R4DI4, 4ND N3P3T4 4R3 JUST SHIPP3R’S IN G3N3R4L. M4LL4NQU3 JUST SO H4PP3NS TO B3 ON3 OF OUR SHIPS!

Should we go over there and kill them?

D—> Not Kill but we will tell them to cut the act out

OH Y34H! TIM3 TO RUIN TH3 FUN! H3 H3 H3 H3!

O)( MY GOSH! WE ARE GOING TO SEE TWO NAKED MALES! I’M SO EXCIT————-ED!!!!!! Glub Glub Glub!

Yes! This must be the best day of my life!

Yay! 

Time To Stop This Madness!

I’m ready! TIME TO SEE BARE NAKED MEN! 

D—> I will break both their necks! 

This is fun! H33 h33!

Those landwwelling bastards are gonna get it!

uHH GUYS ARE THE WEAPONS REALLY NEEDED IN THIS SITUATION?

Yes dum8ass! We got a Rainbow Drinker next door! 

Oh YeAh MiRaClEs

P3N1S P3N1S P3N1S P3N1S P3N1S P3N1S P3N1S P3N1S P3N1S

ARE YOU GUYS READY?

Yes KK

D—> I’m ready! 

D—> JADEBLOOD!

Equius fucking breaks the door, all 12 Trolls pile in Lanques bedroom. The first thing they all see is Lanques bare naked ass.

WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖❤️💖❤️💖❤️💖❤️💖❤️💖❤️💖❤️

WE SAW A PENIS TODAY! OUR DREAM COME TRUE!

1 P3N1S, 2 P3N1S-

I Must Be The Only Girl That Doesn’t Find This Amusing! Lanque Bombyx, You Will Go To Sleep This Instant! We Are Trying To Sleep! It Is Past Your Bed Time. 

D—> Oh my

D—> Listen Jadeblood, you will put on your pajamas and go to sleep or else?

I’m not a baby! All of you get the fuck out! I never scheduled a 14 some orgy party. You shouid’ve came last Monday if you wanted to be in on it. By the way musclebeast obsessed twat I sleep in the nude!

O)( boy! Can we come? 

Oh yes! Please invite us! When’s the next orgy party? 

Uh...,sure. I haVe Way to many fan girls. Like as if I need more. 

C4N I COME?

D—> Will this orgy party involve muscle beasts?

D—> Do you Host costume parties? I’d love to come to one of those!

WILL YOU ALL GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR ROOM! NOBODY IS GOING TO NO DAMN ORGY PARTY! YA’LL WOULD GIVE EVERYBODY “WHATEVER THE HAME OF THEIR BLOOD COLOR” BALLS! NOW GET OUT! 

NO MAYBE NIT MOAN SO FUCKING LOUD ASSHOLE! NOBODY WANT TO HERE YOU OR YOUR STUPID UGLY BOYFRIEND WHEN YOU GUYS CUM!

Then have your stupid clown friend not honk every fucking night! 

Deal Now Shut The Fuck Up

And so with that nobody ever made sound again at night.