#PLAY SOMETHING DIFFERENT BTICH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[girlwiththegreenhat]

voices in my head but instead of edgy shit its just whatever songs or album i have stuck in my head playing literally 24/7 to the point it gives me a headache

[finding-the-daylight]

It’s been a real fucking stressful week so I’m finally gonna be drunk-watching and reviewing Breaking Dawn Pt. 2. However, I will likely only be slightly drunk(ish) (if at all) because I’m all out of liquor and only have one beer at the moment, but hopefully it’ll be enough to counteract how terrible this movie is lmao. As usual, here is what I remember from the movie the first (and only) time I ever watched it: 

1. The battle scene happened but it was all in Alice’s vision and never actually happened.

2. Imprinting bullshit that none of us want to talk about. Let’s pretend it never happened.

3. Some weird dude makes fake IDs on demand.

4. All the vampires with cool powers get together, yet, sadly, they do not take down the Volturi to form a better, democratic government.

My thoughts as I’m watching are below the break: 

- The opening credits triggered a forgotten feeling of sadness. Was it sadness over a terrible plot or sadness over the series being over? I couldn’t tell you.

- This fucking soundtrack excuse me. The orchestral opening piece? BEAUTIFUL. I want to choreograph a ballet to this. Or do the TikTok twerk challenge to it. Idk. 

- I’m actually kind of sad that this was the last movie and it hasn’t even started yet. Most of the plot is shit and smeyer wrote some horrible garbage, but I want more of this universe. Can some of y’all who are creative write the next book and not be racist or sexist? Thank you.

- Fuck this part of the soundtrack I’m literally going to cry.

- I can’t believe smeyer produced this movie. Who let her? 

- When Bella opens her eyes that shit makes me want to be a vampire @Carlise. 

- Her first instinct is to grab Edward’s arm I’m crying. They love each other so much and it’s so fucking pure. I hate how they look at each other. It makes me sick but it’s all I want.

- This is the most relaxed Edward has been in any of the movies.

- LITERALLY HOW COOL WOULD IT BE TO SEE A FLOWER BLOOM LIKE THAT?!?

- I WANNA JUMP OVER A DAMN WATERFALL

- I actually feel really bad for this deer and I wish they did eat mosquitos :(((((

- Edward’s so proud of her for her control. He loves her so much.

- OMG I FORGOT SHE SAVED THE DEER WE LOVE TO SEE IT SAVE THE  DEER BELLA

- aww fuck no now they’re gonna talk about the imprinting bullshit. I won’t even comment on this because y’all already know my thoughts. We hate it and we hate canon and smeyer is fucked up for what she wrote.

- Carlisle looking fine as fuck as usual, thank you. I don’t love the hairstyle here, but he’s still fire.

- Rosalie looks so happy and we love to see it. She deserves it.

- EMMETT AND ROSALIE ARE INSTIGATING THIS FIGHT AND AS FUCKE UP AS THIS STORYLINE IS I LIVE FOR THEM BOTH AND I LOVE IT LMAO

- THE WAY JACOB SAYS “OH” SENT ME THE FUCK LMAOOOOOO

- Emmett loves this fight and I love Emmett

- Damn Edward’s actually openly being turned on by something for once in his life

- The Loch Ness monster line isn’t that funny anymore tbh. I did not laugh.

- There was a lot of quivering.

- Bella literally said we’re gonna keep going for the rest of eternity. 

- Everyone knows when they get back. So far, Emmett is my favorite in this movie lmao. Even Carlisle who’s always sick of his kids’ shit cracked a smile.

- Poor Charlie. They’re about to tell him she died and they’re all moving.

- Jacob’s about to go tell his secret to Charlie and then shit gets lit. I remember this part now. 

- Taylor deserved an oscar for this scene. This movie might have been trash, but his conversation with Charlie deserved all the awards.

- “Jacob put your on clothes on” fucking SENT ME LMAOOOOO.

- Charlie’s so confused, poor man.

- Jacob straight up invited Charlie over with no warning while Bella was a newborn vampire lmao. 

- I LOVE ESME AND CARLISLE SO MUCH

- The way Carlisle opened the door and said “Hello Charlie” did something to me. I wish my name was Charlie.

- Charlie’s so happy to see Bella though. I’m happy Jake told him tbh. 

- Poor Charlie now he’s all upset because he saw Jacob turn into “a very large dog” and he’s concerned about what this means for Bella.

- She finally called Charlie dad and hugged him like she loved him.

- EDWARD TOLD CHARLIE THE TRUTH THAT RENEMEME WAS THEIR DAUGHTER HOLY SHIT I FORGOT

- Emmett really is my fave in this movie lmaoooo. 

- Everyone is laughing and smiling instead of being all depressed. We lov to see it. This is my favorite scene in any of the movies now. 

- When Bella said she was born to be a vampire, it would’ve been way more effective to start playing “Born to Die” by Lana Del Rey tbh.

- Irina’s about to go tattle-tale to the Volturi. Tbh I’d be pissed too after what those racist fucks did to Laurent. He wanted to join the Cullens and adopt their lifestyle. And by racist fucks, I mean smeyer and the writers of the screenplay.

- Aro is such a dramatic bitch.

- Carlisle could read me the damn phone book and I would listen.

- Honestly smeyer is fucked up the fuck up and I’m starting to think she nejoys writing about children losing their childhood. The immortal children storyline is one of the most fucked up parts of canon and we really need to expose it more. 

- Carlisle and Esme are so damn cute. 

- Uh-oh Sammy boy’s there. Jasper and Alice just bounced? I completely forgot about this.

- The fucking volvo.

- Okay SUPER BIG FUCKING PLOTHOLE HERE. So when they were in Alaska, Edward basically said Renememe had a beating heart so like, wouldn’t the Volturi be able to hear it? Wouldn’t that end the battle before it ever started? Smeyer really just wrote shit without thinking it through lmao.

- We hate to see all the cultural appropriation but we love Rami Malek.

- Senna and Zafrina are STUNNING and the fact that Smeyer wrote them as being anything else is a fucking crime.

- I don’t remember this Garrett hoe but I’ve seen a lot of memes about him so I think he’ll be my second fave in this movie next to Emmett. He’s high key a bitch though for treating people how he did.

- Yeah, I’m with Jacob on this one. The red-eyed bitches don’t need to be killing people. ALSO FUCK SMEYER’S RACIST SHIT AGAIN. MORE WOLVES DUE TO MORE BIOLOGICAL WARFARE THIS IS BULLSHIT SMEYER.

- Garrett really fell in love with this bitch Kate and said idc what you do to me, just do it.

- HOLY SHIT THE NEW WOLVES ARE KIDS KIDS. THEY’RE LIKE 6 OR 7. Y’ALL. WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK??? GOING BACK TO WHAT I SAID ABOUT THE IMMORTAL CHILDREN THING. THE POINT STILL STANDS.

- Vladimir and Stefan are EXACTLY the vampires I’ve been waiting on. OVERTHROW THIS MONARCHY OLD ASS SHIT AND FORM THE DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT. This scene made me like Carlisle slightly less, but in my headcanon he did want to overthrow the Volturi. I would still stare at him all day and listen to him read the phonebook. But he could’ve been a little more badass. It wouldn’t have hurt.

- Edward actually grew a pair and asked everyone to fight. 

- Is Aro’s hair different in this movie? It looks different and I kinda love it.

- I hate the Volturi and all of them for varying reasons, but I do love Aro’s dramatics.

- Emmett is living for Edward being shocked by Kate which is why, again, he is my fave in this movie lmao.

- Bella reading to Renememe is the sweetest moment in this movie and it deserves more love.

- “Yeah I just do it so much better.” This cocky bastard.

- FINALLY. HE ADMITS HE UNDERESTIMATES HER. THANK YOU HOE. 

- When Jake and Bella are laughing together it makes me smile. It’s so genuine.

- Sue knows what’s good. I can see it in her eyes lmao.

- Alice was smart af though for hiding that clue for Bella. 

- JENKS. That’s the dude’s name that makes the fake IDs.

- “Unusually well-preserved” that’s one way to put it lmao.

- This is so sad. Bella thinks she and Edward will die.

- LOOK AT ALL THOSE BENJIS SHE’S STUFFING INTO BACKPACKS@ BELLA PLEASE PAY OFF MY STUDENT LOAN DEBT 

- Alistair is such a bitch. Why is he even here?

- This little house looks so cozy for Christmas. This is all I want.

- I love the Clearwater family so much and they deserve nothing but our love and respect.

- I FUCKING LOVE GARRETT. “NAME ANY AMERICAN BATTLE I WAS THERE.” LMAOOOOO

- “No one does rebellion like the Irish.” I love this guy too lmao.

- DAMNNNNN 1500 years waiting on revenge?????? They really could’ve overturned the Volturi in favor of a democracy but Carlisle was too damn diplomatic. But he’s still my fave.

- They did Kristen’s eyebrows dirty in this movie.

- Garrett loves Kate so much and it’s so pure. 

- Emmett and Rosalie look so sweet.

- “THE REDCOATS ARE COMING” LMAOOOO I REALLY DO FUCKING LOVE GARRETT AN AWFUL LOT.

- Look @ the Volturi dramatic asses wearing cloaks and shit. Hoe. It’s the 2000s. Not the 1600s. Fix your shit. If a human saw you, you’d expose the secret you’re supposedly trying to keep.

- When Carlisle raised his voice though.

- BUT THIS IS THE BULLSHIT I’M TALKING ABOUT SMEYER PULLING. TALKING ABOUT HOW RENEMEME HAS A BEATING HEART. BITCH. THE VOLTURI WOULD’VE HEARD IT AND KNOWN. NONE OF THIS FUCKERY WAS EVER NECESSARY. SMEYER’S ASS IS MORE DRAMATIC THAN ARO, AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY.

- Bella tried to shield Edward but it wouldn’t stretch all the way to where he was :(((((

- I deadass would not let my child anywhere near Aro period. It would’ve been on sight at this point and the Volturi would’ve been cleared out for democracy.

- I wish Edward would just punch this hoe.

- OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE LAUGH THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT

- Jacob seems more concerned than Edward and Bella and that’s really a problem for me. Her parents should’ve torn Aro a new one and that’s on period.

- Bella’s protecting all of them. YAAASSS QUEEN. DEFEAT THESE BTICHES.

- Aro basically verified the headcanon that Gen Z would expose vampires lmaoooo.

- Alice and Jasper save the day.  

- CARLISLE FINALLY SNAPPED YAAAASSSS. BEAT THESE HOES ASSES.

- ESMEEEEEEEEEE

- SAM AND THE BOYS ARE READY TO FUCKIN FIGHT NOW TOO. NO ONE FUCKS WITH CARLISLE.

- This whole fight scene is intense but I already know that none of it really happened and it was all a vision so I’m kind of just tuning it out lmao. 

- Y’all weren’t playing. When they get Seth that shit really does hurt.

- Alright I’m over this. They’re dragging it out. I’m fast-forwarding lmao. 

- YEAH BITCH, BELLA WOULD GET YOUR ASS SO YOU BETTER STOP WHILE YOU CAN.

- OKAY LITERALLY ALSO FUCK THIS STORYLINE NOW I’M PISSED AGAIN I JUST REMEMBERED SMEYER IMPLIED THIS HOE WAS GONNA COME BACK AND FIGHT JACOB FOR RENEMEME WHEN SHE WAS LEGAL IDK IF IT’S IN THE MOVIE IF IT IS Y’ALL FINNA HEAR ABOUT IT AND OF COURSE HE’S INDIGENOUS TOO BECAUSE SMEYER’S GOTTA BE RACIST AS FUCK.

- BUT ANYWAY. Nahuel is actually cool af. Like most of smeyer’s characters, he deserved better.

- Good boy Aro, just walk the fuck away. 

- I really wish Carlisle would’ve just listened to Stefan and Vladimir and kicked the Volturi’s asses. 

- Everyone is so happy and in love. We love to see it. #simpasshoesfandom

- THIS SOUNDTRACK FUCKING SLAPS. THE CLOSING SONG BEFORE THE MEADOW/AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MEADOW IS A JAM.

- Oh fuck here we go with the flashback. I’m gonna cry for sure. It really would’ve been better with Flightless Bird American Mouth though.

- Damn I’m actually crying. #simpasshoesfandom 

- She showed him all her thoughts and love for him I’m crying. 

- “NOBODY’S EVER LOVED ANYBODY AS MUCH AS I’VE EVER LOVED YOUUUUUUU”

- FOREVERRRRR 

- MY HEART

- THE END CREDITSSSSSS

Ummm. So I really thought I would hate this movie. It is mostly problematic as fuck. But some parts of it were good. Like it had funny moments and sad moments and simp moments and it was not awful. Content wise I rate it like a 3/10. Overall rating I give it like an 8/10. If smeyer’s fucked up shit didn’t get in the way of the movie, it could’ve been a 10/10. 

HOW THE PAGES OF THE BOOK OPEN TO REVEAL THE MAIN CHARACTERS’ NAMES I’M CRYING

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POSITIVE 20 QUESTIONS TAG GAME

@demondeals thank you for tagging me this was SO MUCH FUN!! ily!!

1. Name 4 fictional characters who showcase your personality the best, with explanations if you want.

aah this is hard okay so first and foremost peter parker. he’s one of those characters that have always been relatable in almost every aspect of life since i was a kid, especially when it comes to how he deals with his feelings and like his emotions and humor and his problems in general?? and then also jake peralta also because of feelings and how he tries to avoid them and be all!! fun fck yea!! and humor and idk?? also i love amy santiago so... third i think is percy jackson bc no thoughts head empty and he is impulsive and also brave and i would like to think that i am brave?? and yeh im trying to make this as short as possible and only vaguely explain but. it’s not working ksdfjbv okay fourth character is stiles stilinski ig?? like sarcasm and humor again, and idk this is all repeating but it all comes back to how he deals w his feelings and guilt and problems and idk the reasons are mostly the same with all these characters and yea there’s more but i feel like i am talking too much so i will stop skjdbvjk

2. Aesthetic

milkshakes and fries, neon lights, blasting the car radio, doing literally anything as long as it’s with friends, city lights, train rides at night, playing video games till sunrise, campfire smell, denim and flannels, drive-in movies

3. Favorite musical/play? (If you’ve never seen a musical or play, one you’d be interested in seeing?)

uhh i’ve only listened to hamilton which had some really cool beats! ive also listened to a few songs from dear evan hansen, wicked, mean girls, and oh now that i think about it i’ve seen the shrek musical on netflix and 10/10 phenomenal in every way that’s my favorite one

4. What is the best compliment you’ve ever received?

i know i’ve gotten compliments but for some reason i cant remember any?? like the second i read this question my brain went whoosh. idk probably whenever people tell me im funny or notice that im keeping my cool in a situation that is very NOT cool?? idk i really cant think of any rn jdfsbksdjb but there have definitely been compliments that i have thought about for weeks bc i was like....omg? me? kinda sad that i dont remember them i really hope i do soon bc i wouldnt wanna forget smth like that sjkdbdvhsb

5. How many times have you been in love?

i don’t think i’ve ever been in love (at least romantically)? im not certain but im 90% sure i haven’t. but when it comes to friends and family, sososos many times i lvoe them all

6. Embarrassing story or fact about yourself that makes you laugh now?

uhhh i got pantsed in like grade 7 bc i was being dragged across the floor and then this 9th grader came up to me in the middle of the hallway and yelled “HEY I SAW YOUR ASS” i wanted to perish

7. Favorite Disney/Pixar movie?

ooh probably zootopia or wall-e!!

8. Favorite flower or plant?

this is hard! i love ferns and sunflowers and hydrangeas and ooh also vines 

9. What’s your favorite holiday?

i love new year’s eve! it’s just fun because we all just stay up and celebrate and there’s always this feeling of “oh i got through another year!” also 4th of july but not bc of the actual holiday just bc my old town used to have these 4th of july carnivals that were crazy fun and i used to go like almost every day when the carnival was in town

10. Name three things that made you laugh or smile this past week.

first one is my school posted a picture of me graduating on their facebook and my mom sent them the link to look at it and when they pressed on it they started replying to my mom thinking it was on whatsapp but they left like 7 comments on the school’s post in arabic so that was funny as fukckjdbf, second is atla bc i love that show and everyone is so precious, and number 3 is literally any conversation with any of my friends

11. What song would you play to introduce yourself to someone?

axel f by crazy frog. next question

12. Name something that truly makes you feel peaceful even at your most stressed moments.

probably watching one of my favorite movies (mr. popper’s penguins or itsv tbh) or like just going on any of my friend’s gcs and sending memes and stuff

13. What do you, did you, or would you study at college?

i plan on going into chemistry!! i might also minor in computer or environmental science, but i’m still undecided! crazy because up till a few months ago i had zero idea what i wanted to do and my plans kept changing like every week

14. This is kind of a weird one, but which outfit of yours makes you feel most like yourself?

probably my denim jacket or my really big red sweatshirt? idk tbh i really only buy clothes that i know i would feel myself in and that i would be comfortable, but i think those two are probably my favorites?

15. What is a quote you live by?

power of people is stronger than the people in power because i want to take down the evil government. this is the first one i thought of so it’s staying skjvbjksdb

16. Name the funniest playlist name you have.

i have ‘AAAAHHHHHHH’ and i have ‘mitten ski’ which is a playlist composed entirely of mitski songs

17. Make a reference to an inside joke you have with someone you love with zero context.

wanna touch knees?

18. What is a message you would give your younger self if given the chance?

please stand up for urself and talk ab ur feelings for the love of god it’s ok to admit to being not ok ?? also everything in the world is not ur fault, chill btich

19. Who is your favorite family member? (If you have no good blood family members, feel free to mention someone in your found family)

i can’t really do this bc i really do love all of them in a different way. i’m definitely closest to my mom because i’ve lived with her all my life, but i still can’t pick favorites

20. What’s a secret dream of yours?

to be an astronaut pls this isn’t a secret i just really want to be an astronaut or a superhero pls someone give me a radioactive eel bite or send me to space or something. also to be able to be more open w people and to visit aleppo again 

i’m tagging: @natasharxmanov @anthonydarling @parkersedith @jessjones @anxieteandbiscuits if you guys want to!!! ily all very much

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SoS 22 Replies

First of all, that post I just reblogged before this? That’s what our Discord chat looked like this past long weekend. There was a LOT of talk about SoS 22, which I am so so so so pleased about, and I’ll embed some of the best parts into this replies post as we go. So, without further ado:

@tiny-tany-thaanos​ replied to your photo “An extended cantata on a sacred subject.”

Oh

My

God

Three emphatic words of terror! An excellent start

@harmoniouspixels replied to the same:

/Oh shit/

I KNOW! I’m so pleased with how the shot came out, I was trying to replicate the other title ca-- oh, you mean oh shit they’re tied to chairs

@toxoplasmajuice replied to the same:

exsqueeze me?

Well, we all know it’s not exactly an ex squeezing them now,

@autistichatkid replied to the same: 

....... ah

Lissa said on Discord in reference to “Lethe: “I’m SO glad you’re awake. We’ve only got a little of tonight...”

Lethe: Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there 

autistichatkid said in reference to the same or thereabouts:

lethe: who wants to play a game

Show of hands, who wants The Jigsaw Killer vs The Dragonborn

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lyra: “Now, what’s this game you’re talking about?” Lethe: *back to...”

Lethe you /motherfucker/

autistichatkid said in reference to “Lethe: “Two more people die tonight - but who isn’t up to me anymore....”

whoa im WHAT lethe you cant DO THAT lethe u cant make them choose,,,,, lethe stop murder maybe

Like I said, this Sadistic Choice is one I’ve relished putting into partial play since the beginning so I’m glad it had the Desired Audience Effect. and the desired In Universe effect too, of course

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lyra: “Let me.” Lorelei: “–w-what?” Lethe: “What?” Lyra: *slightly...”

😬

That sure is the face Lyra is making

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lorelei: *comprehension dawning* “…want you to go…” *leans back in her...”

👀

That sure is the face Lorelei is mak--*bricked*

@bountifulberries replied to the same: 

ooooooh shit

toxoplasmajuice replied to the same: 

oh SHIIIIIIIIT

Mesh the two together and you get “ooooooh SHIIIIIIIIT”, and that sounds like a barbershop quartet rendition

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lyra: “I can’t lose Felicity either!!” Felicity: 60.73 Percy: 46.23”

Holy shit Feli!! (Also I'm still ?? if it's her so I can't really react one way or the other rn so I'm just :eyes:)

Feli won!! If she hadn’t had so much murderous baggage attached to that victory, it would be incredible. ...as it is, it’s still incredible, just with extra murderous baggage

Also, this is your second victory, right? After that - one project? 

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lethe: “…” Lorelei: *hand outstretched, waiting for another sound*...”

I'm??? Feeling things here??? (God if it really does end up being Feli my heart's gonna b r e a k)

💔

@melien​ replied to the same:

As usual I'm in awe because of your writing

??!!?! I’m so pleased!!

autistichatkid said in reference to the same:

okay so im leaning toward lethe being percy still but its gonna be Weird if lyra is like "yeah uhhhhh kill feli" and. lethe Is feli. i dont think it's feli but honestly idk i also dont think lyra is coming to a "decision", just killing time, but yknow weird hypotheticals

Me, literally, to Jack, when you said that hours after the fact: 😬

Jack: If this is about Kasper's current reactions I'm just like "Oh honey, you've got a big storm coming" 

autistichatkid said in reference to “Lyra: “…Okay. Okay. I - ” *sighs, part in dread and part from...”

THEY FREE

They’re not the only ones getting free tonight........

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lyra: *louder, to be heard over the crying* “Lethe? Something happen...”

*Vibrating with suspense*

NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FELT SETTING THIS ALL UP 

@simstrations replied to the same:

Cliffhanger?!

Fortunately it’s only a very shallow cliff... with a pretty deep pit at the bottom, so win/win

bountifulberries replied to your photoset “Lyra: “Felicity.”

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

harmoniouspixels replied to the same:

FUCK

toxoplasmajuice replied to the same:

OH FUCK

autistichatkid said in reference to the same:

OH FUCK ME IT'S FELI

I AM STILL SO SORRY IT HAD TO COME TO THIS

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Felicity: *sobbing too hard to even speak* ”

FUCK I CALLED THIS

tiny-tany-thaanos replied to the same:

Jeez, I guessed it right

simstrations replied to the same:

I thought so. This is good

Well, it was her or Percy at this point. Not like y’all had a lot of options :P

melien replied to the same:

This is sooooo intense

Interesting thing about Lethe compared to my other murderers, as you may or may not have picked up on: the murders are a lot simpler in scope. No convoluted set-ups with electromagnetic bombs, no risin poisoning or hypnosis - not even a Wounded Gazelle Gambit. They’re all just things that anybody, with a disability of any stripe or without, can do - partly to make things less painful for the victims, partly to make it easier for Feli to believe she was being kind, partly so that it looks like anyone could’ve done it

...wait, did I already explain this? I’m flying home today and it’s kind of been long so forgive me if I’m repeating myself

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lyra: *voice breaking as she stumbles over* “Feli- you’ve been - it’s...”

😭😭😭

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Felicity: “W- why’d you come in here? Yo- I - I was being Lethe. Had...”

😭

Jack is NOT even exaggerating here. Per Discord: “Y’all I’m starting to get tipsy and I’m Big Sad as this is sinking in [...] I had the first MMBC where the murderer won and now my contestant is the murderer who won. This is incredibly fitting tbh. Still gonna have a billion crying emojis on the posts tho”

Let’s put that to the test, in fact. Crying count: 4

toxoplasmajuice replied to your photoset “Felicity: “Hey! How-” “Felicity! Thank god, you’re awake. I’ve–”...”

hmmmmmmmmmm

harmoniouspixels replied to the same:

🤔👀

Did y’all doubt Elias

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Elias: “You, you’ve got to send someone up! I don’t even know if it’s...”

OH HELL NO

toxoplasmajuice replied to the same:

HMMMMMMMMMMMM

Y’ALL BETTER NOT HAVE DOUBTED ELIAS

toxoplasmajuice replied to your photoset “Elias: “O-ow–!” Felicity: “Who-?!” Cathy Baines: “Don’t push your...”

CATHERINE MOTHERFUCKIGN BAINES

harmoniouspixels replied to the same:

OH MY FUCJING GOD CATHH FUCKING BAINES

HEAD CHEERLEADER

HOMECOMING QUEEN

PART TIME MOTHERFUCKING MODEL

autistichatkid said in reference to the same: 

oh hi cathy

Lisa, Lisa, you’re tearing me apAAAart!

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Cathy: “Felicity! Hi! So great to finally chat to you in person! I’ve...”

Holy fucking shit

yeah that about sums it up

Jack in Discord: I can only imagine reading this sober bc reading this tipsy is a trip

Clover: im sober but losing my mind so whats the difference

I’m teetotal and I was freaking out all days so here’s my stance on that

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Cathy: “You see… how do I put this delicately…? Oh! Have you ever...”

Oh my /god/. Oh my /*god*/

(Also may this just be the essence of Cathy, you are absolutely nailing her character here and I am Living for it)

I’ve already thanked you for thinking so, but thank you again for thinking so!! 

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Cathy: “Anywayyy, I didn’t just call to let you know how things’re...”

Oh Cathy you conniving little despair being you

Well done, Cathybot, have a biscuit

Jack: Also I reread a bit and her saying Riverview isn't a swing state? Classic Cathy right there

Fun fact: took me a while when writing to remember what a swing state was called. I think I initially wanted to call it a ‘stem state’ or some shit like that?

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Felicity: “…s-so… so - if I do this… if I… you’ll let Elias go?” ...”

😭😭😭

Crying count: 7

Jack: Catch me get emotional rn like I’m trying not to cry like poor Feli and fucking Cathy being That Despair Btich

Doesn’t seem to me like you’re trying very hard /TEASING

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Felicity: “Y… you are, Elias. You are. You’re my brother, you’re -...”

💔💔

I only wish my brother and I had that kinda relationship

autistichatkid said in reference to “Felicity: “I t- I tried - I tried to pr- protect you as much as I...”

oh god....... oh god

I didn’t even ‘learn’ that Chadrick used his teeth until the actual writing process; I was operating under the assumption he’d used a knife too. Fuck you for giving me the worst ideas at the best times, Brain

oh jesus the first time i read thru that i read "im sorry for LIVING" instead of "im sorry for lying" and i. didnt even question it. jesus fuck

D:

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Felicity: “–y- h- huh?” *realizes the hand in hers, looks up* “W…...”

😢

W......

Crying count: 8 (single tears count)

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Felicity, stumbling to her feet: “W- we are? You’re… really–?”...”

Lyra is? So good? I love her so much. And Feli (and Lor and her side)

THEY ARE ALL SO GOOD THOUGH. HOW DID I MAKE THESE

toxoplasmajuice replied to your photoset “Lorelei: “A- any luck?” Lyra: *through the door* “Yeah, there’s one...”

eden lee: you're all talking at once! / lorelei, lavandar, percy: *all talk at once again*

See, the difference is that that time they were all saying the same thing, which makes them much easier to be understood, and furthermore,

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lorelei: “Lavandar!!” *grabs her hand* “We gotta go!”  Lavandar:...”

!!!!

autistichatkid replied to the same:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

EVERYBODY IS SCREAMING

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lavandar: “B-but what go- good will I-” Lyra, from inside the car: “A...”

😢

Crying count: 9

melien replied to the same:

It's heartbreaking and I want to give them a big hug but I had a feeling it would happen

I’M NOT GOING TO LIE THOUGH MELIEN IT WAS A VERY CLOSE CALL WITHIN THE LAST  CHANCE ROOM FOR A SEC THERE. Eden Lee went first and their two Rant About Dark Rooms in a row bumped them up by six points per, and Lavandar did less interactions in the same amount of time but fortunately she was just ahead enough at the start of the day that a well placed Discuss SLR Cameras was enough to get her ahead, and I would’ve been happy whichever one of the two won but 

but come on having the one Lorelei confided her Melody backstory to win was A GREAT BONUS

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lyra: “-so that’s about the size of that.” Lavandar: “G- god… fuck, no...”

1) I’m feeling the suspense of this 2) The driver is a mood

I’ve been getting a lot of Lyfts over the course of this holiday, and in fact I was up here when they had that strike - I feel worse for Lyft and Uber drivers now than I ever have before, and I already felt pretty bad

toxoplasmajuice replied to your photoset “Cathy: “–it over to Safehouse F!  “…no, I don’t care how, break it in...”

give her HELL lyra

harmoniouspixels replied to the same:

KICK 👏🏼 HER 👏🏼 ASS 👏🏼

Lyra: *kangaroo kicks down Cathy Baines with her leg, falls flat on her ass* CALLBACK HOLY FUCK

toxoplasmajuice replied to your photoset “Cathy: “I’ll be damned. Melody Buonarroti, back at last…” Lorelei: “C-...”

FUCK

harmoniouspixels replied to the same:

Oh shit!!

Bollocks! 

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lyra: “Enough!! Leave everyone else out of this!! If you’re gonna fuck...”

Cathy what does that mean...

Cathy: you heard what I said little boy

toxoplasmajuice replied to your photoset “Cathy: “Are you so atrociously naive that you think it’s possible to...”

hey "cathy" go *be a good girl* and spontaneously combust please :)

Would that I could make her, Clover, would that I could make her

harmoniouspixels replied to the same:

😬

Teeth Grits

Jack in Discord: Again, you nailed her characterization. It perfectly illustrated how Junko influenced my writing on her and I was living for it It was a tone shift, but like I said, perfectly in-character and I loved

:D

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “*crunch* Lorelei: *gasp* Lavandar: “Oh god-!!”

😨

toxoplasmajuice replied to the same:

SHIT

autistichatkid replied to the same:

😬😰

Lyra picked a fight with the wrong arch enemy

@tosimornottosim replied to your photoset “Cathy: “…fine.” *Lyra drops to the ground, wheezing, taking in as...”

go eat cottage cheese and saltines in the dark, you triscuit looking bitch

I should note that Vidcund was coming back from Greece for much of this rigmarole. It’s, perhaps, very telling that her first and only “on-site” reply to this was the kind of threat that an angry Zeus would make.

autistichatkid replied to your photoset “Lyra: “…alive.” Felicity: *burying her head in Elias’s shoulder,...”

😭

toxoplasmajuice replied to the same:

1. 😭😭😭 2. my poses!

harmoniouspixels replied to the same:

😭😭

Other people’s crying counts too! Crying count: 15

autistichatkid replied to your photoset “Lyra: “Hey, Lor, new plan. Can you guys go on without me for a bit?” ...”

flower, gleam, and gl

Lavandar is Rapunzel under UV Light

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lyra: “…Feli?” Felicity: *covers face to hide a fresh wave of tears,...”

💔

I mean Felicity’s concern isn’t? Invalid?

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Felicity: “You… you didn’t have to do a- any of this. Not for me....”

Fuck 😭

Crying count: 16

toxoplasmajuice replied to your photoset “Lyra: “C’mere.”  Felicity: *stiffens at her touch* “Lyra-?” ...”

theres somethign in my eye

harmoniouspixels replied to the same:

Oh fuck 💔😭

Hm. Do I count things being in Clover’s eye? ... eh, let’s do it. Crying count: 18

(I keep count, but I can’t talk - while writing this part I was fucking bawling)

Clover: im going to die because of this

Jack: Also Catch Troye Francis in the club obstructing Justice (But again, Cathy)  I know I say that but Dub I’m living for this finale. It’s so good

Honestly if Troye HAD obstructed Justice and they had won the Francis MMBC a whole lot of shit might not have gone down and it’d be a worse universe

autistichatkid reblogged your photoset and tagged:

#YES BABY YOU ARE!!! YOU ARE IM AAAAAAAAA

autistichatkid reblogged your photoset and tagged:

#😭😭😭😭❤❤❤ 

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lavandar: “Lorelei, I’m home!! I’m home, y- you’re home, we’re -...”

❤️😭

autistichatkid reblogged the same and added:

THEY’RE HOME 😭❤😭

Crying count: 25

melien replied to the same:

This is freaking cute ;_;

melien replied to your photoset “Lyra: “Hey, lovebirds, heh - Eden Lee’s still here.” Lavandar:...”

❤

Thanks for being so understanding about this, melien 

autistichatkid replied to your photoset “Lavandar: “Oooh, l- look at that one! It’s all sparkly, like your...”

😭

Crying count: 26. BRB building an ark

bountifulberries replied to your photoset “Lyra, as sirens rise in the distance: “You… sure did.” – End of...”

!!!!!!!!!!!!

harmoniouspixels replied to the same:

Oh shit 👀

toxoplasmajuice replied to the same:

AAAAAAAAAAA

SO MANY GHOSTS WENT UPSTAIRS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER THAT NIGHT

melien-simspiration (so basically melien) reblogged your photoset and tagged:

#yay birthmarks! #they look great and I love the naming choice

Thank!!! 

harmoniouspixels replied to your post “Murderers, Expectations, and the Unintended Benefits”

I’ve just finished reading this and?? Holy shit??? I’m so impressed with all that you put into this and the fact you were able to guide me into doing things (releasing Elias, asking about Veronica’s exes), without me being suspicious at all. Granted Elias was asked via a disguised anon, but the exes question (at least back then) I didn’t bat an eye at, and just figured it would be a good point of Veronica’s backstory. I’m just still so shook, and you deserve all the praise for this!

Part of me still feels like I don’t, but I’m trying to shut it up because?? AAA??? All this reception???!!!

Jack: Also if I’m remembering the post right, I do agree with Cathy’s death in Baines being... lackluster, unfitting for one of her caliber. I think it was part to do with my mental state at the time and wanting to leave simblr, so squashing a loose end like that felt right at the time. However, as I re-evaluated my stance and stuck around, that decision still haunts me, and I so desperately wish she was still alive on the surface for me to do stuff with. (Especially given my political interests and my quasi-real world events interlaced with the MMBC-verse, I would’ve had a field day writing for Cathy had she lived and won the congressional seat she was running for)

However, the continued existence of her robots have given me some... ideas, to say the least >:)

I have already evil grinned back at you, but here’s one more for the road: >:)

autistichatkid said of the same: 

finale / analysis thoughts: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA im. i loved that so fucking much oh my god

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[the-moogs]

Can you tell us some more about witch nozomi/misguided sorceress eli? I'm not totally clear on the concept but it LOOKS adorable and I might want to draw it myself

HELL YEA

slightly based on nozomi’s SID when she was a kid and was like “i see creatures” and other people were like “btich where”

so instead of her just being ‘spiritual,’ i just straight up made her a witch (so thats why theres that sketch of small nozo in a witch hat)

i dont know where she got that witch hat who knows

fast forward a lot and shes in high school now

but her past is the same where shes an outcast, but this time its bc she doesnt know wtf a witch does and probably is an awkward bean trying to use it for good but then freaks other kids out

o and her parents are also trash bc their kid is ‘weird’ so they take more job assignments other places bc nozomi’s classmates keep getting weirded out

so basically her childhood is the same

back to high school

by now she knows how to better cover up shes a witch

think like in Dragon Ball Z after the Cell Saga timeskip where Gohan is like mad powerful, but he wanted a normal high school life, but still wanted to Do Good on the side, so he became Great Saiyaman

thats nozomi

so no one at Otonokizuna knows shes magical

and she still distances herself (bc obviously)

first day of class procedes and people are introducing themselves

Then Eli introduces herself and the same scene plays out as in the anime

except this time instead of Nozomi just being like “WOW im gay for her” it’s that but a little more where her witch side feels SOMETHING. shes not sure what, but there’s something about eli that makes her different

its bc Eli’s magical, but shes a sorceress

which, wikipedia says the difference between witches and sorcerers are the intentions/motives (I DUNNO MAN, ILL RIDE WITH THAT)

Their first couple years are exactly the same as in canon

then LLSIP timeline starts and the the schools goin down

and independently, Nozomi and Eli start trying to use their magic to save the school

idk the logistics of magic (i dont really care tbh)

but itll play out how nozomi uses her magic to bring Muse together (WHO KNOWS HOW, probably some Sabrina the Teenage Witch stuff)

meanwhile, Eli is getting into Dark Shit and channeling some russian ayase spells to do god knows what

from there i have nothing

except that they gonna kiss eventually

and theyre gay

and nozomi confronts eli and sorts out her motives in magic

OH

oh and because im a dang sadist and like angst!!!

Nozomi’s parents have like indefinitely abandonded her bc they think their daughter is too strange

and 1st/2nd year prior to nozoeli knowing each other is magical, nozomi has confided in eli about her parental situation

So i literally took a page out of A Place Further Than the Universe bc it was the best dang scene ive seen with my own two eyes

and that top sketch on the thing i just posted

is eli channeling a magical projection of letters nozomi has been trying to (physically) write to reach out to her parents

BUT THE KICKER

THE KICKER IS

she projects them as if it were on a messenger app

where you can see if someone has read your messages

and shows nozomi her parents have gotten each. and. every. one. of her messages

(what i put there is directly from the SIF chapter where nozomi writes a mothers day letter to her mom and its so sad and impersonal and heart breaking)

because eli is misguided and i like angst bye

but basically my interpretation of a witch AU is not so much using magic for fighting or harm

rather more on a person’s psyche is affected by the choices they make with their magic

please draw it and tag or @ me omg!! i’d love to see different interpretations!! this is just my rough imagination, but i’d be honored to see what you (or others) come up with!!!

[thefrenchbat]

“Ho no it’s going to be a different protagonist, whyyyy, this suuucckkkkss, i won’t play it if they don’t keep the previous protag”

can you please for that one time only not fucking dump shit on a game before it comes out ? Especialy when it’s something that they have been doing for the whole fucking franchise, they never keep the protagonist of the previous game and it allows new perspective on the universe which by extension gives us a better understanding of the conflict and gives the story new keys everytime to progress. 

 IT’S NOT LIKE IT’S A GODAMN SURPRISE. 

For fuck sake, you already torpedoed their scifi franchise because apparently you didn’t realised that constantly btiching about everything without ever aknowledging the good of the product (and this since BEFORE it even came out) would make EA back the hell off, it’s not like we don’t know that producing company never wants to take risks even when the studio does their best to give good product !!! And then have been CRYING ABOUT IT like the studio robbed you of a new franchise and games to come WHEN YOU PROVOCKED THE DAMN THING; 

For FUCK sake. 

[6stankycoochie9]

Tagged by: @lairofhopeandfantasy​ wahooooooo

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

1. Drink: Milk tea (wintermelon) 2. Phone call: my bestfriend lmao 3. Text message: the same person who called me 4. Song you listened to: demon - shamir 5. Time you cried: last night 

HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: i think so yea 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: yea btich 8. Been cheated on: nope 9. Lost someone special: yeah fuck that guy 10. Been depressed: its my daily routine                                                             11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: nah id want to tho

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14: yellow, dark green, black

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: i guess so? 16. Fallen out of love: no 17. Laughed until you cried: YES 18. Found out someone was talking about you: nope 19. Met someone who changed you: uhhhhh no? 20. Found out who your friends are: ive known who they are for a long time 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: ye

GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: hundreds n i dont talk to them irl lmao 23. Do you have any pets: 2 dogs ayy 24. Do you want to change your name: yEA BOI NATEYBOY 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: invited friends and chilled in my house  26. What time did you wake up: 830 am 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: playing ow and bloodborne ay 28. Name something you can’t wait for: money and more sex lmfao 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: this morning 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: deafness tbh 31. What are you listening right now: my electric fan 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: no but id want to 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: im not sure, theres alot tho 34. Most visited website: tumblr utube twitter pinterest reddit

LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME

35. Mole/s: one above my left eye and one below my right eye 36. Mark/s: yee 37. Childhood dream: be a singer 38. Hair color: black 39. Long or short hair: medium 40. Do you have a crush on someone: no 41. What do you like about yourself: nothing 42. Piercings: none but id want to 43. Blood type: ab plus 44. Nickname: nate 45. Relationship status: singol 46. Zodiac: Aquarius 47. Pronouns: He/him  48. Favorite TV Show: parks n recs forever 49. Tattoos: None but soon  50. Right or left hand: Right 51. Surgery: ye alot 52. Hair dyed in different color: none 53. Sport: swimming and crying 55. Vacation: japan, ireland, germany, france, spain, iceland, nz 56. Pair of trainers: none lol

MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: none 58. Drinking: water 59. I’m about to: draw 61. Waiting for: school to start tbh 62. Want: to have money already 63. Get married: idk maybe not 64. Career: Artist

WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: idk i get too uncomfortable with physcial stuff 66. Lips or eyes: eyes 67. Shorter or taller: shorter 68. Older or younger: older 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: arms 71. Sensitive or loud: sensitive 72. Hook up or relationship: both. 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a Stranger: ye 75. Drank hard liquor: no 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: yes lmfao 77. Turned someone down: ye i felt cool 78. Sex on the first date: yea 79. Broken someone’s heart: no, they broke my kokoro 80. Had your heart broken: ye but not anymore bitches 81. Been arrested: nope because im an angel 82. Cried when someone died: ye once 83. Fallen for a friend: yee and we r still friends and i dont like her anymore

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: uh no 85. Miracles: sure 86. Love at first sight: no 87. Santa Claus: daddy claus yes 88. Kiss on the first date: uh sure maybe ? ? ? 

OTHER: 90. Current best friend name: pia jannah andie mige ellie 91. Eye color: black/vvvvv dark brown  92. Favorite movie: john wick

that was too damn long thanks for makibng my suffer jk lmao anyone can do this if they want ! ! ! ! tag me tho

[theyoungest-weasley]

James x Reader x Sirius

Request: could you do a James Potter x Reader x Sirius where Sirius likes reader but reader likes James and then reader and james start going out. Then Sirius starts making out with readers best friend so reader punches him in the face. everything gets resolved in the end!! thanks, i know it’s complicated. Love your blog btw <3

@potter-the-marauder i am so sorry this has taken so long to get up!!! my life has been a hectic mess lately and I'm trying to sort everything out. i have a group research paper and a group skit and a group presentation all in different classes. progress reports come out Wednesday and I'm also trying to get into Talented Visual Arts. I’ve also started seeing a physiologist weekly because of my OCD and i’ve been getting a ton of panic attacks lately. I promise I'm trying super hard to update as often as i can, but life’s been a little tough lately.

Also this is really fucking cheesy but i couldn't help myself.

p.s. not my best writing, this has been a shitty week. lmk if u want me to change it up or whatever or re-write.

____________________________________________________________________

“Hey, sweetheart,” Sirius greeted you as you sat down next to him at the Gryffindor table.

“Hey Sirius,” you rolled your eyes at him.

“So,” he took a deep breath, “you wanna go with me to Hogsmeade this weekend?”

“Sirius,” you sighed, “you know I have feelings for someone else.”

As if on cue, James Potter sat down next to you, “You have what for someone else?”

You blushed and Sirius had a hard expression on his face, “Let me just do you both a favor; Y/n has feelings for you, James,” he stood up and walked out the Great Hall, leaving you with your face in your hands.

James chuckled awkwardly, “T-that was weird, right?”

You sighed, “Look, James. He’s r-right. I... do like you.”

You squeezed your eyes shut and prepared yourself for rejection when al of the sudden you felt warm lips on yours. You opened your eyes in surprise. James Potter was kissing you. James Potter was kissing you!! Wait, James Potter was kissing you?

You pulled back, “W-wait, I don’t understand. You don't like me.”

“What?” James replied, shocked, “Y/n! Are you kidding me! I’ve had a crush on you since second year. I just... never thought you might.... I don't know, feel the same.”

You blushed and smiled, “W-well, I do.”

_____________________________________________________________________

It had been about a week since you and James had officially started dating, an you couldn't have been happier, but something was nipping at the back of your mind. 

Sirius.

He had done his very best to avoid you and James after you began dating. You knew he had liked you for a while and it hurt that your friend wouldn't talk to you just because you didn’t feel the same. James, being an oblivious twat (in an endearing way), had obviously not noticed his friend’s discomfort. You didn't want to bring it up, because- while you felt a little selfish -you didn't want James to break up with you for the sake of Sirius’s hurt feelings. 

You made your way to the Quidditch Pitch, where you were meeting James so you could play a small unorganized game with some of the other Gryffindors, when out of the corner of your eye you saw Sirius with some girl pinned up against a tree, making out furiously. You scoffed in disgust, he was such a player, the poor lass might not even know how she’ll be used and thrown away when he gets bored. As you walked passed you noticed how familiar the girl’s hair looked, how familiar she looked in general. Then, it hit you.

“Y/f/n!?” You shrieked, suddenly enraged. 

Sirius and y/f/n broke apart, your friend looked ashamed while Sirius had a knowing smirk on his lips. 

“What the hell do you think you’re doing???!!” You stomped over to Sirius, you had ever been so angry in your entire life.

“Look, love,” Sirius began, obviously enjoying your furry, “I was just-”

*SMACK*

Your fist collided with Sirius’s jaw in one swift move and a harsh pop.

“Bastard!” You shouted. 

Sirius was groaning and holding his jaw.

“Y/n!?” You heard your.... boyfriend.

You turned to face James with wide eyes. How would you explain this?

“What happened?” James looked shocked, confused, and concerned.

Sirius spat on the ground and looked at with an angry sneer as you attempted to stutter out an explanation, “’Guess your girlfriend got a little jealous when she saw her best friend all over lil’ ole’ me.”

“What?” James looked at you, hurt, and your heart broke.

“No, James, I s-swear it wasn't- he was- I mean-”

“Save it,” James said calmly, but you heard the crack in his voice, “I guess were done.”

James walked off sadly in the direction of the Quidditch Pitch, broom dragging behind him, and you turned to Sirius. 

“You son of a bitch,” you almost laughed through your anger.

“Hey,” Sirius held up his hands in defense, “You’re the one who bloody punched me. Make up your mind, why don't you.”

Sirius and y/f/n walked away and you sat down on the ground, head in your hands. You had majorly fucked up.

____________________________________________________________________

You saw the sharp looks James and Sirius had been shooting at each other, and heard about the fights they’d gotten in. You couldn’t help but feel entirely responsible (bc u were, u btich), after all, none of this wold have happened if you had just stayed friends with them. But, you couldn't help the little flutter you got when Sirius winked at you, nor the explosive feeling in your heart when James entered the room.  

You had had some time to think, and you realized what you needed to do.

___________________________________________________________________

“Sirius,” you began, “We need to talk.”

He turned around and looked at you with an unreadable expression, “What is it?”

“Well, I,” you took a deep breath, “I know I got jealous when I saw you kissing y/f/n, and I know that I always get butterflies in my stomach when you wink at me, and I know that you have- or had- feelings for me,” you paused and he nodded, urging you to continue, “but,” he sighed, “but,” you continued, “I don’t love you. Not like that at least. And I think, I know, I love James.”

Sirius nodded once again and you laughed, “I mean, just the way he makes me feel, like my heart is going to implode and explode at the same time when he’d not even doing anything! When anything happens, at all, he's the first person I want to tell. The way, the way all those cheesy couples in Muggle movies look at each other, I want him to look at me like that. And I know, I know I may be a hopeless cause, he may never even look my way again, but I just can’t stop my heart from beating for him. The thought of him, feels like music. And whenever I think about him, or see him, I get that feeling. And it’s just that feeling that is so surreal and it feels like everything is right in the world and you feel like the world is ending but at the same time like life has never been better,” you laughed at your ridiculous rambling and took a breath, “and you just want it to stop because you can’t handle it but you also want to bottle it up because it’s so bloody amazing. And I know, I am not falling in love with James Potter, I’m flying in love with him. My heart will never hit the ground. There will be no fall, no end. I just want to be with him.”

Sirius looked as though he was about to cry, “That’s what I want. What you feel for James Potter; that’s what I want.”

You looked at Sirius expectantly and he continued, “I don't love you either, I guess,” he sounded like he had an epiphany, “I guess I just love the idea of love.”

“Is all that true?” You heard James’s voice from behind you. 

You and Sirius whipped around, both embarrassed about being overheard. 

“H-how much did you hear?” You stuttered out.

“Enough,” James began, “to know I’m fucking in love with you too.”

You stopped breathing for a moment and looked into his eyes, searching for a sign that he was joking, playing a prank. There was none.

You laughed and smiled, “I’m so sorry about everything that’s been happening the past few weeks I-”

James interrupted you by literally sweeping you off your feet and kissing you passionately. 

After a few moments you broke apart and smiled at each other.

“So,” Sirius chuckled, “I’m assuming we’re good?” he asked James.

“Yeah,” he smiled and tackled his best friend in a hug.”

“Sirius,” you got his attention, “James and I may be together, but stay away from y/f/n. Don’t ruin her.”

[britawrites]

✩ [james & freja]

under here bc again this is too damn long

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Hmm I could see James yelling, all that fiery Irish blood and working in kitchens bringing him to that level. If Freja ever yelled tho he’d be incredibly shockedWho threatens to leave but never actually does? It would have to be her bc he wouldn’t leave, he’s got it too good and also it’s his place lolWho actually keeps their word and leaves? Freja thoWho trashes the house? The girlsDo either of them get physical? All over the kitchen ;) But no, not in a fightHow often do they argue/disagree? Probably have lil squabbles every day and big fights when James has been putting work firstWho is the first to apologise? James, with flowers too

Sex:

Who is on top? Pretty even split I’d guess but James would like to be in the power position Who is on the bottom? EvenWho has the strangest desires? Uhh... idk man I don’t think James is too kinky. He likes to dominate a bit and he wouldn’t say no to bringing food into bed lolAny kinks? He’d like to tie her up, spank her, and, again, he wouldn’t say no to food like whipped creamWho’s dominant in bed? James lmaoIs head ever in the equation? Duh... Freja wants to keep her job, doesn’t she? jkIf so, who is better at performing it? Probably her. He isn’t bad but I bet she’s better. “Ay girl, what dat mouth do??”Ever had sex in public? Probably not full on sex but some foreplay. Unless you count fucking against a wall of windows where anyone looking can see then yes, yes they’ve had sex in public.Who moans the most? Freja, he makes sureWho leaves the most marks? James likes to mark his territory. “BACK OFF XAVIER!”Who screams the loudest? I mean the kids are sleeping so keep it down guys...Who is the more experienced of the two? Idk... I feel like James has been with a handful of women (he was married for some time) and he was so focused on his career that he wasn’t too worried about having a bunch of sex. So Freja could come out on top here (wink wink)Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? BothRough or soft? Both. Also I like the idea that in the beginning it isn’t just all rough fucking... Like honestly she’s such an angel he’d want to be v gentle with herHow long do they usually last? Depends on how long they have lol If the girls are out of the house and they have all afternoon to themselves he could probably go 30 mins to an hour, which for his age is good I thinkIs protection used? Duh, he ain’t trying to have more babies. Although... clearly he doesn’t use it if she has that surprise bbDoes it ever get boring? Um no, Freja wants job security Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? Hmm, I mean he’ll stick it in anywhere he can lol But I bet they have sex in kitchens all over NYC which when you think about it isn’t sanitary, come on guys

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? He has 2 girls and he wasn’t planning on having any with Freja but things happenIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? He’s good with the number he hasWho is the favorite parent? This isn’t a fair question given that Freja is the nanny... Grace would love both equally and Maggie would always favor James.Who is the authoritative parent? Freja. James is a softieWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Not James, that’s why he hired a nanny lolWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? NOT JAMES omgWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Freja bc James was probably busy. He’d try to come to as many as he could be probably only makes a third.Who goes to parent teacher interviews? FrejaWho changes the diapers? Freja, but he’d do as many as he could when he’s homeWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? James, gotta develop that palate earlyWho spends the most time with the children? FrejaWho packs their lunch boxes? James would want to but I feel like... actually no he’d definitely be able to before they go off to school bc he doesn’t get into the restaurant until 10/11 maybeWho gives their children ‘the talk’? Both. He needs Freja to help himWho cleans up after the kids? FrejaWho worries the most? Um both in different waysWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? JAMES omg dude you aren’t Gordon fucking Ramsay

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? Freja?Who is the little spoon? FrejaWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? James lolWho struggles to keep their hands to themself?  JamesHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? I feel like he can’t sit still long enough. Like ten minutes maxWho gives the most kisses? James loves peppering her face with kisses. And he uses the phrase peppering bc lol chef pun jokesWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? Cooking together with the girls!!!Where is their favourite place to cuddle? James doesn’t discriminate, he loves all the placesWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? James, no questionHow often do they get time to themselves? Rarely. Only from like 1am-4am.

Sleeping:

Who snores? JamesIf both do, who snores the loudest? Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Separately! The girls would ask questions and he isn’t ready to give them the talkTMIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?Who talks in their sleep? Omg how cute if she did and in different languages What do they wear to bed? Nothing if James is on his game. Otherwise him t-shirt and boxers and he’d like to think she went to bed in silky things. OMG CAN WE DO SOMETHING WITH THEM IN THE EARLY STAGES OF HER WORKING FOR HIM AND HE FORGETS HE NEEDS TO BE A BIT MORE DECENT WHEN GETTING UP TO GET COFFEE. Like he has young daughters so he isn’t walking out naked but his briefs are tight and MF is his face and dick claim so you know that bulge is #extralargeAre either of your muses insomniacs? Yes, James isCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Probably. Although, he’d put them somewhere safe where the girls couldn’t get to them bc that’s a hazard and he’s a good dadDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? He’d wrap her up tight but then slap her on her ass and send her on her wayWho wakes up with bed hair? Depends. Some days he wakes up with perfect bed hair, sexy and tousled, and others he looks like a monsterWho wakes up first? James then Grace then Freja and then begrudgingly Maggie gets dragged out of bedWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? James What is their favourite sleeping position? 69? lol that’s James talkingWho hogs the sheets? GraceDo they set an alarm each night? No, he wakes up without one. Either bc of his own rhythm or Grace jumping on the bed. This is why Freja has to go back to her roomCan a television be found in their bedroom? I actually think... not. He has one in the living room but is on his laptop in his bedroom so watches what he needs/wants on them. As if he has time for tvWho has nightmares? The girlsWho has ridiculous dreams? idk maybe guilt over sleeping with the nanny gives him odd dreamsWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? MaggieWho makes the bed? Freja better jkjk He makes his own, he gets anxiety if he doesn’tWhat time is bed time? lol he doesn’t have one bc he’d never stick to it. idk when kids should go to sleep tho, like 8/9 for the girls??Any routines/rituals before bed? omg idk this would be cute to think of someWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Maggie

Work:

Who is the busiest? James without a doubt, although let’s not discount Freja taking care of 2 rambunctious girls and looking flawlessWho rakes in the highest income? JamesAre any of your muses unemployed? NopeWho takes the most sick days? Neither she’s a champ who’d power through it when the girls get her sickWho is more likely to turn up late to work? James is always on time bc he’s the boss and Freja lives at work so...Who sucks up to their boss? I MEAN AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAWhat are their jobs? Restauranteur and nannyWho stresses the most? James, lil ball of stress. This is why he needs sex so muchDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Love themAre your muses financially stable? He is and he pays her a comfortable wage

Home:

Who does the washing? FrejaWho takes out the trash? The girls take turns, it’s one of their choresWho does the ironing? FrejaWho does the cooking? James when he’s homeWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? GraceWho is messier? GraceWho leaves the toilet roll empty? Maggie, btich probably does it on purposeWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? The girlsWho forgets to flush the toilet? Oh God, lil Grace, bless her heartWho is the prankster around the house? Grace is good spirited about it and Maggie is mean spirited about itWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Hmm, Maggie probably hide them from FrejaWho mows the lawn? lmao James if this is an innuendo ;) otherwise they don’t have a lawn Who answers the telephone? Answer their own cellsWho does the vacuuming? FrejaWho does the groceries? FrejaWho takes the longest to shower? James takes fast ones and idk about herWho spends the most time in the bathroom? Grace when she finds Freja’s makeup and play dress up

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? Not for him, he spends it like it’s going out of style, which is a problem for herHow many cars do they own? Uhh idk let’s say he has 2Do they own their home or do they rent? He owns severalDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Near the coast is his main residence Do they live in the city or in the country? CityDo they enjoy their surroundings? YepWhat’s their song? Oh God I remember thinking of one for them when I was doing Kyle/Carmen but now I can’t remember. It was something good tho...What do they do when they’re away from each other? WorkWhere did they first meet? His homeHow did they first meet? When he was interviewing herWho spends the most money when out shopping? JamesWho’s more likely to flash their assets? Freja likes to tease himWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? lmao he trips over a toy left out and she probably snortsAny mental issues? noWho’s terrified of bugs? The girlsWho kills the spiders around the house? JamesTheir favourite place? The kitchenWho pays the bills? JamesDo they have any fears for their future? I don’t think he was really thinking about their future tbh, just thinking with his dickWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? James Who uses up all of the hot water? Grace playing mermaid in the tubWho’s the tallest? James, unless you count Grace on his shouldersWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? He’d probably feel like he was violating her privacy by doing this but he’d love it if she jumped in with himWho wanders around in their underwear? James but he tries to keep it classy. WAIT NO I CHANGE MY ANSWER TO GRACE lmao she should go thru a phase where she hates clothes and fights anyone who tries to put some on herWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Maggie & JamesWhat do they tease each other about? He teases her about... how cute her butt looks today. Is that a tease? lolWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? He’s got a v slick sense of fashion but I bet in the Hamptons he goes golfing in one of those terrible outfits lmaoDo they have mutual friends? Do Grace & Maggie count lmaoWho crushed first? James? He noticed dat ass first...Any alcohol or substance related problems? NoWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Uhh... idk manWho swears the most? James