#PISS IN THE SJOWR

[elysianslove]

Okay for Suna, he's not that bad but I would just glare and then slap the back of his head as a stfu motion

Atsumu is like suna, it wouldn't piss me off to much but I'm gonna raise a brow and ask who tf he thinks he's talking to.

kuroo, istg if he pulls that nice guy shit on me and gets mad when I'm not into him, I'm gonna pull the I'm gay card 😐

akaashi, automatic petty, no hesitation, I'm gonna womansplain to you that your a bitch, stfu

tsukishima, he's gonna make me ask if when he's angry does his dick fall off, don't ask me stupid questions, I'm smashing your glasses just because you said that.

nishinoya, I'm gonna tell him he'd piss in my shower and I don't shower with animals, he's getting curbstomped

semi, he's gonna make me call him bruh, and bro if he plays that shit. I'll treat you like a side hoe, and tell them your secrets, I'm pretty

terushima, instant clock to the face, I already hate him, your getting a clean knockout no hesitation

oikawa, if he says I'm not like other girls I'm telling him he has small dick energy, cut that shit out rn. I will go make out with your best friend stop playin

tanaka , in gonna tell him that I saw his mom in a video while I was watching if he wants to play that shit istg

Makki, don't touch my laptop unless you wanna a clean hit to the face. Especially if it was a quick slam of my computer, I'm beating your ass

bokuto is getting a clean hit to the dick and ankles and I'm gonna use that period simulator to prove he's a bitch

iwaizumi, bro I will spit in your face and shove you out my car, PLEASE talk about my driving, I'll wipe the floor with you on sight

shirabu, stfu all guys rap about is sex and that they do drugs, half of them admit the crimes they committed

mattsun, he spat on my shoes I just know it, ik beating his ass and putting it on world star

HELP THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN IN MY INBOX