#PIERRE AND CAROLINE SHOULD GET DIVORCED NOT SO CAROLINE CAN FUCK THAT WIZARD

[ken-katayanagi]

And if I said that the familial tensions mixed with genuine care and love between Pierre, Caroline, and Abigail had a lot less to do with some tenuous affair and a lot more to do with them upholding some amount of gender roles in their parenting while both simultaneously fail to do so themselves…well what then?

[pierres-general-store]

OK so if romancing Pierre was an option what do you think the heart events would be like?? (Angrimator)

DEPENDING ON WHETHER WE’RE GOING FOR SINGLE FROM THE START OR RECENTLY DIVORCED, THINGS MIGHT BE DIFFERENT, a lot of different things could happen (OBVIOUSLY) and it’s hard for me not to vomit all my ideas into one soupy mess gghfhddh. Like the recently divorced stuff would probably be super fucking depressing, but sdv isn’t afraid to do that to people SO LETS JUMP INTO IT!

(I’m also trying to think how the divorce would occur, would the farmer have to be best friends with everyone involved maybe? Maybe not everyone but at least the Wizard. Yea, just the Wizard. It would be inconvenient and a hassle to have to get friendship points back, hmmmm but You Could. Like after the events of the divorce all ur hearts with pierre and Caroline drop bc you were involved with the wreckage of their marriage, Fuck You Farmer)

2 hearts Single from the start: You enter the store and Pierre is preaching his typical “Buy My Shit Please” spiel. It’s a little embarrassing

Divorced: Farmer enters the store and Pierre, kind of sadly, is like “how can I help u” and you get 2 options to choose from, 1 )“I came to check up on you after what happened” or 2) “just shopping”. The one you’re supposed to pick is the first one, but at first he gets defensive and says “you should really just mind your own business”, then sweat drop icon, and “thank you though….”

4 hearts Same for both: Pierre sucking at cooking. It’s cute, you guys laugh about it

6 hearts Same as the one in game but instead of the “your wife should know about this” option, it’s “you should be ashamed of yourself”

8 hearts Single from the start: Joja Fear / a little bit more in depth about how he feels the need for success but nothing ever fulfills him. He thanks you for your business (an option box could happen here and your options could be “joja sucks I’ll always buy local”, “I’ll support you and maybe one day you’ll reach your goal”, “joja’s too big to compete with, I’d give up”, “that’s kind of greedy”. I THINK U KNOW WHICH ARE THE POSITIVE ONES AND THE NEGATIVE ONES)

Divorced: He thanks you for being there for him through the separation and appreciates your loyalty (he doesn’t specify if he means store-wise or You Know 😉) (options menu could maybe include “I’m sorry you went through that”, “you weren’t really there for her”, “at least it’s over and done with now”, “fuck her, what a bitch” [[NOTE: I DEF DONT THINK THAT OF CAROLINE IM JUST. EXPLORING OPTIONS HDHDHHD]])

10 hearts I’M GOING TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST, I DONT KNOW HOW TO TACKLE THIS ONEHe takes you to a boxing match perhaps? Then he spills the beans? I DO KNOW, HOWEVER, that in the divorced au, he would say something like he never expected to fall for someone ever again

I REALLY HOPE THESE MEET YOUR STANDARDS, AS THE LEADER OF THE PIERRE LOVERS I NEED TO BE ON TOP OF MY GAME AND MAKE SURE THINGS ARE GUCCI FOR THE FELLOW FANSthere are so many other simple scenarios I could think oooooof, I think my biggest issue in writing these was progressing in the relationship, especially in the divorced au because things are already deep and in there anyway, so it’s a little hard to build up from something that’s already really big. I HOPE THAT MAKES SENSE Anyway if u want different ones or if u want more depth in some I could totally do that too jfjfjdjd THANK YOU FOR YHE ASK SO MUCH, I owe you my fuckin. Kidney