#PHHEW

[mattztrip]

He’s been looking extra fine phhew

[dovahkinniez]

Kaidan is be the type to tease and degrade you a bit about how turned on you get from him fucking your thighs.

And he’s so strong too, so you can wiggle in his arms all you want to try to get him to slip inside and you’re not going to get anywhere in his grip. He’s just going to tease you more, press kisses to your neck, tease your body, be everywhere except where you need him. Just play you like a fiddle and you have no choice but to take it because it’s good, you trust him, and you want it so bad.

🐍anon

PHHEW DEFO.

This man uses his strength to his advantage and its so hot. The fact he feels you shake and wiggle against his grip will only spur him on further until you are literally a shaking mess.

He loves it, and so do you.

I just know he's a handsy person, grabbing and rubbing everywhere he can as he basically locks you underneath his weight.

And yes. He's all about trust and when it's there this man is feral. <33

[brucequeensteen]

hey did you hear that NOTE i hit at the end😁? ......fierce😌. So as micky dolenZ takes his Stool ... his Cigarette and his Glass of Champagne... off. again, into another land and another adventure, we bid farewell . to this happy person. and all its natives..... okay! (okay what?) ahaeuhareuhuha😁 i have NO Idea what's happening *snort* man i think the zerophones broken. or else my hand is crooked . Oh good it's the zerophone *PhHEW* thatwasalittleworrying🤓. OK! Oh.Kay. i don't hear anything in these earphonez. At AWLL, Hank. i don't hear NUTT'N. (they're not plugged in!🙂) OH i get it ehhyhuyhuh theyre nawt plugged een ahkay hank (right mick 🥸) I'LL plug em in boy ehyuh– WHA they still not working hank! (right mick🥸) it ain't working yet, uh, Hank! ahyaha i pluggeditinhank waitaminute i'll try this other plug. (Right Mick!) other plug--zzzzzhchhchhhghAH that's not it either hank!

[zippykinky]

Oh god. Phhew. Finally released a huge burp. Thank god 😅🫠😵‍💫

[kussainaser]

Phhew 🤯

[teeth-lillies]

Aahh I made an OC!!

Heward Evrest is a hiker nomad who supposedly wandered the mountains where the habitat is situated before coming to stay there. They speak very little and have trouble communicating to others, but very much crave attention.

You cant take a photo of them, for some reason the camera will not work.

Also they are totally not a yeti nah-uh.

[shkika]

Wink wonk~

[honeymelos]

spam done! i feel better now!

[oversized8]

Phhew~

I wanna throw my skinny Captain at an absolutely massively fat Agent 8-

You can thank something I saw on Twitter the other day.

[saythename-junhuiiiii]

who do u think is the most into dirty talking? bro I love ur wyr 🧡

LMAO this i from such a long time ago it was in my drafts (sorry for the months late post but here u goooo)

oK so im gonna list my top few...bc I cant pick one

1. JUN

bro JUN would be dirty talking the whole way through the session( I do think he would give lots or praise esspecially when ur on top or doing things he likes..even though that isnt really whats asked) he 100% loves to call you baby and ask u if you like this or that when you moan...bro I need water

2. Jeonghan

He loves to tease and like jun ask you to tell you what you want even thogh he already knows...gives shit ton of eye contact when talking to you also loves telling you what to do to make him feel good bc he knows u think it hot

3.Hoshi

to be honest i dont have a 100% thorough explanation for him but he does a strong combo of praise and dirty talking depending on how he feels

4. MINGYU

this boi loves to praise you which I guess is not 100% dirty talk but idk I wanna include him. I also feel like in the beginning he asks a lot of questions to know what you want and if its ok to do something but eventually turns those  questions into to tell him what you want and how you want it questions

phhew that was.. my oh my.. but anyways sorry that this turned weird and took  a long ass time lmfao but I hope u still love me bc I ly

~Feel free to request stuff here.. AND my rules are here even though there is literally like only one rule lmfao

[sky665]

A de-stressing draw phhew

[heavyarethecrowns]

j-sea replied to your photo “milliek: royalwatcher: Buckingham Palace’s announcement about The...”

Gosh. At least it wasn't a marriage annoncement. Phhew!

I saw some worrying about that but this won’t happen for a wedding announcement. Not all Royal Residences would need to be called for that.

[oneustual-moving]

for the carrd thing its not just u its happening to me too

phhew okay!! i thought my account was broken i was going to throw a fit!

[drrobotrobot-art]

Drawing Robin, but Im too deprived of sleep and energy to complete this tonight. Neck and skin need to be fixed, as well as the eyes. I’m back from Berlin! I’m staying in the UK for a bit longer (12 Days!) then flying back to Australia which is a 20 hour flight. Other than that, I should be consistently able to draw again! Phhew..~ Maplestory 2 came out today, or yesterday? Can’t remember. I’ll play that for sure when I get back to Australia and maybe draw a few characters from that too.  Also like, my ear exploded while the plane from Berlin was descending. Ow. Hurt like crazy, but I couldn’t do anything about it. By exploded I mean the pressure in the plane messed with me since I had a cold, read up about it it’s scary stuff. I drew this in 30 minutes and I plan on finishing it tomorrow. I’m still being a perfectionist which is making my art take ages. Gah. 12/10/2018

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[avocadean]

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Prompt #4

I saw your prompts post and I have a prompt. Can it be a Sherlock x Reader fic, based around prompt 4? “Keep it up and see what happens” I’d love to see Sherlock’s buttons pushed to the point of spanking the reader, if possible. Asked by - Anonymous

First request! I will ask for nothing too smutty as I don’t feel comfortable writing it but I will imply and lead up to! Hope this was what you were looking for :)

Warnings: Implied smut, slight swearing (does ass count?)

“Keep it up and see what happens”

Sitting in Sherlock’s chair, you had your legs up on the arm and were reading your favourite book. Just getting to the best part of it, you heard the front door of the apartment open and rushed footsteps came racing into the room. Glancing up, you saw the long dark jacket fly off a tall and lanky body and a streak of silver behind it.

John was the first to notice you and his eyes were wide when he saw the chair that you were in, you knew Sherlock didn’t like anyone in his chair but you didn’t take his threats seriously. Going back to your book, you heard Sherlock start to go on about one of his more recent cases and zoned in enough to know that he seemed to know what he was doing. A little voice came from the doorway and you looked up again to see that it was Mrs. Hudson who had spoken.

“We would love a cup, Mrs. Hudson.” John was polite as always and had spoken for himself and Sherlock who was ow at his laptop and mumbling about something else.

Her gaze moved to you which made you close your book and smile at the sweet woman. “A cup of tea sounds lovely. Thank you.”

At the sound of your voice, Sherlock stopped his mumbling and moved his gaze up to your figure that was still planted in his chair. Narrowing his gaze, his green eyes moved from your feet up to your E/C eyes. “It appears that you’re in my chair.”

“Yes, your chair is quite comfortable and I was reading.” Shrugging, you turned your attention away from the detective to change the topic but it seemed he had other things in mind.

Standing from where he was seated at his desk, he slowly began to move towards you. “Y/N, do move from my chair.” John motioned to Mrs. Hudson that they should leave and the two of them quickly left the room.

“No thank you, I like it here.” Smiling at Sherlock, you turned your attention back to your book but you couldn’t focus on the words because you felt Sherlock still moving towards you. A shadow fell over you and you felt your heart start to race at the close proximity. “If you’d like to sit here we can always share.” You heard the soft growl leave his lips at your words and knew exactly what you were doing to the man who always seemed so composed around everyone else. This wasn’t the first time you both had done something like this, when it was just the two of you his demeanor changed and he was nothing like the man the rest of the world knew. “Is there something bothering you Sherlock?” Reaching out you brushed a hand down his chest and smirked at how his eyes now were a dark shade of blue.

“Keep it up and see what happens.” The tone he used with you was nothing like you were before and it surprised you to hear such a rough and seductive tone from him. “Stand up darling.” Still surprised by his voice, you didn’t move from your spot which seemed to be exactly what he wanted. “Don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

Reaching down, he swiftly grabbed your waist and threw you over his shoulder. A squeal left your lips and you couldn’t help but feeling very turned on by this side of the detective. “What are you doing, Sher-” Not having the chance to finish his name, one of his large hands landed firmly on your ass and a gasp left your lips.

“I told you to move. Now I’ll have to show you where that ass belongs. Or should I say who it belongs to.” His voice at the end had become husky and you couldn’t help but feel very turned on with what was to come as he walked into the bedroom and locked the door.