#PFFFFFFFTTTTTT

[texasbama]

“Beyoncé singing Jolene is like a white person singing the black national anthem” Pffffffftttttt😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[obsidiancreates]

Oh fuck it's Kremy's turn for the whole "king of a failing kingdom thing"

Gricko, Gideon, you two should be the least confused by this one- FROST FUCKING BELIEVES IT TOO PFFFFFFFTTTTTT

Oh so Kremy doesn't have a fully new persona, just warped beliefs about his life. Well not much has changed then, he's still at the top of a crumbling business/empire with loads of debt to repay and a genuine threat of death over his head if he doesn't XD

[royallygray]

Answers under the cut (also I do swear. idk how aware of that I have to be in this fandom but yeah):

1. (🐶 What hermits do you watch?) I watch Grian, Mumbo, sometimes Scar, Joel, Skizz, sometimes Gem, and sometimes just anyone if I feel adventurous enough and click on it in my recommended YT.

2. (😺 Who was your first hermit?) Grian. Although technically Joel, since I'm pretty sure I binge watched the entirety of X Life before I watched any HC, but Grian.

4. (🐼 Who is one hermit you haven't watched yet but want to?) Etho, because he's apparently iconic and I cannot figure out why. Pearl, because I love her and her vibes and also I watched her in S8. Gem, because she's chill and her Skyblock series's are amazing. Impulse, bc I'm really enjoying his Phasmo vods. False, because she seems cool and she is not one of the main Hermits I've seen in others' videos, and she was on Empires 2 and I just want to watch her.

3. (🐰 Who is your favorite hermit?) Joel. Not a cult. Never a cult. Before that, Grian.

5. (🐸 What year did you start watching Hermitcraft?) 2021 BABEYYY. oh my gods I was so depressed goddamn.

6. (🐵 Which season did you watch first?) HC 8

7. (🐧What is your favourite season?) Either HC 8 or HC 10. Didn't really get into Season 9, which I'm kinda sad about.

8. (🐝 What is your favorite hermitcraft moment?) Idk. Boatem moments. The one Boatem moment where they were sending the rocket thingy to explode the moon and missed completely and everyone got obliterated by the phantoms. The Impulse "oh my god" horn at Gem's base with Joel and tango and gem and Skizz and that guy that Joel's obsessed with-- sorry that is obsessed with Joel-- sorry--

9. (🦝 Do you watch any streams?) No, I do not. I find Twitch hard to operate at the best at times and completely unusable at others because of the devices I have available, and not a lot of people consistently stream on Youtube. I also don't have the time or patience to watch streams without the knowledge of when it'll end, so there's that too. I am amicable to VODs, sometimes.

10. (🍂 How many hermits are you subscribed to on YouTube?) Had to check my subscription page why the fuck am I green how am I green da ba dee da ba dai oh I'm stupid okay let's goo. Anyways apparently I'm subscribed to 141 channels total and at least four of those are tommyinnit.

10 (cont.) so we got Joel, Skizz, Grian, Mumbo, Gem, Scar, Impulse, Etho, and Pearl, which is 9 out of 27, which is exactly one third of the hermits. I don't consistently watch all their videos, but I am legally subscribed to them.

11. (🍄 Do you only watch Hermitcraft content, or do you watch their other videos too?) I consistently watch the Life Series. I have a dedicated doc to every season of the series and watch a ton of that content. I enjoy watching Gem's and Impulse's individual Skyblock series. I love Skyblock. I think I once watched False's too.

11. (cont.) I'm also incredibly hyperfixated on Phasmophobia, and I'm watching anything and everything that the GIGS crew does. Grian's episodes, impulse's vods, and I have no doubt that I'll eventually watch gems, scars, and Skizz's VODs as well.

13. (🌕 What is your favourite hermitcraft build?) Joel's base. WAIT NO SKIZZ'S TOWER OF SELF LOVE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MADE ME CRY. also Mumbo's HC 8 base was sick. And so was gems. Also the Swaggon was VIBESSSS

12. (🌻Are you also in the life series fandom?) No I'd never be in the life series fandom why would you insinuate that I'm l still in the desert I didn't get introduced to MCYT by Scott fucking Smajor in 3rd Life noo I don't inside at any mention of flower husbands or basically worship the out of context videos and I'm totally not writing a fanfic why would I ever do that pffffffftttttt-

14. (🌗 Do you have a favourite quote/favourite quotes?) if life series counts, "SCAR PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON" is my favorite fucking thing ever

15. (🌑 Do you have a favourite shop?) iSoar.

16. (🌙 If you could join hermitcraft, would you?) I mean I'd have to get Minecraft first but absolutely in a heartbeat. Idk who id mix well with but it'd be so cool just to. y'know. meet these silly people who mean so much to me

17. (🪐 If you joined hermitcraft, who would you team with?) Scott Smajor. Wait this isn't the life series-- hm. Probably Scar. Maybe one of the mad scientists. Gem. Pearl. Hm. Maybe Grian? Idk how Joel and I would get on but like. id love to team with him. He's fucking insane.

18. (💫 Have you met any hermits?) No. Don't think any of them live in my state and I don't want to bother convincing my parents to ever go to Twitchcon or smth bc that would be exhausting

19. (⭐️ If you could meet your favourite hermit, what would you say to them? / If you've met your favourite hermit, what did you say?) EUGH GODS AAAH IDK. Uh. id prolly tell Joel he's a loser.

20. (🌟 Have you been to any conventions?) Nope.

21. (✨ Do you have any merch?) YES I DO IM SO HAPPY. I have a life series hoodie and a life series shirt that I paid for with my own money and now I have no money but IT IS OKAY BECAUSE I HAVE ONE SINGULAR HOODIE AND ITS SO COMFY AND IM SO HAPPY :DD

22. (🌈 Are you immune to the good times? (no, no you are not)) Absolutely not who am I to resist the good times?

thanks for this this has been a blast to answer :)

Hermitcraft Ask Game

I wanted to have a go making one of these! RBs and Asks are all good so go ham!

🐶 What hermits do you watch?

🐱 Who was your first hermit?

🐰 Who is your favourite hermit?

🐼 Who is one hermit you haven't watched yet but want to?

🐸 What year did you start watching hermitcraft?

🐵 What season did you watch first?

🐧 What is your favourite season?

🐝 What is your favourite hermitcraft moment?

🦝 Do you watch any streams?

🍂 How many hermits are you subscribed to on YouTube?

🍄 Do you only watch hermitcraft content, or do you watch their other videos too?

🌻 Are you also in the life series fandom?

🌕 What is your favourite hermitcraft build?

🌗 Do you have a favourite quote/favourite quotes?

🌑 Do you have a favourite shop?

🌙 If you could join hermitcraft, would you?

🪐 If you joined hermitcraft, who would you team with?

💫 Have you met any hermits?

⭐️ If you could meet your favourite hermit, what would you say to them? / If you've met your favourite hermit, what did you say?

🌟 Have you been to any conventions?

✨ Do you have any merch?

🌈 Are you immune to the good times? (no, no you are not)

[meathounding]

LMFAOOOOOO JSUSVSUSBSJS PFFFFFFFTTTTTT

[digital-template]

*A vanilla screeches to a stop and an anon pops her head out* Looks like there is no out-line here today! Sorry, I'm on a tight sepa-dule (schedule) today! Here is some vanilla ice-cream fresh out of the van-illa! *Sirens can be heard and they're getting louder* Whoops! Stayed too long! Enjoy! *The van speeds off and a car speeds past you* - Chaos

PFFFFFFFTTTTTT- THAT’S GREAT OH MY GOD CHAOS I LOVE YOU-

[reptilian-angel]

If you were in a haunted house, what would you do: Investigate or Run away?

I’d be fine few minutes or so but the first spider or shadowy figure I see coming at me pffffffftttttt IM OUT 🙀

[thehugwizard]

Okay: Did you heard about the restaurant on the moon? The food is really great but there's zero atmosphere

Pffffffftttttt

[jin-was-here]

"Different points in their careers"

Pffffffftttttt

[kickbutts-singsongs]

Omg sorry I’ve had smth in my drafts for like months that I’ve wanted to express but didn’t have the words so thank you for this

To start off, I love Banjo so much he just makes me laugh I mean look at him

But also

LOOK AT HIM

*slaps own face* moving on

Okay so I had a thought a while back that the OFA vestiges basically have access to Izuku’s thoughts and repressed feelings, but they all just kinda ignore them cuz “the fate of the world hangs in the balance there’s no time to worry about feelings���

Exceptttttttttttt for Banjo

IMO he’s the one that seems to show interest in Izuku’s personal romantic feelings, the ones that don’t have much to do with saving the world (although, it could be said that the whole reason for the “control your heart” arc was just Banjo wanting Izuku to master blackwhip and therefore begin completing OFA, but I digress)

Banjo is definitely the most expressive vestige, and pokes fun at Shinomori (the 4th) for being so stoic all the time. And because he’s so expressive, i think he probably values a healthy expression of emotions, and being an open book. Which Izuku typically is… except in the case of one Bakugou Katsuki.

Which brings me to this.

I remember reading through Izuku’s time in the vestige realm, and them explaining their presence, but then coming across Banjo saying:

…

👀

SIR?? PFFFFFFFTTTTTT

Sir, are you insinuating smth? With that face?? SIR?!

I just think we as a community should show more love to Banjo because "control your heart" really is the biggest smoking gun for canon bkdk

[katiefratie]

"The Bright Queen specifically requested..." Pffffffftttttt that's a straight up lie y'all invited yourselves!!!

[touchmycoat]

im here Bitch watch out👀👀☠️ - favorite fic you wrote this year, favorite line/scene you wrote this year, a fic you didn’t expect to write, current number of wips, any new fics to start next year, most memorable comment/review, favorite fic you read this year, a fic you read this year you would recommend everyone read

‘sup ho

favorite fic you wrote this year

Sloth fic. She’s rated G but listen, i have the range okay skdjfnksdjfsd

no but i was really Going Through It the day I finished that I just remember like, getting to put all of that terrible sadness into this fic of wishful thinking and it def means a lot to me heheheh

maybe one day I’ll write sfw stuff again ;;

favorite line/scene you wrote this year

while i’m out here peddling the sloth fic:

He was shaking, Ace realized, in his loneliness. The baby sloths have finished their swim, glancing about for their usual post-exercise snack.

Ace was empty-handed, because outside, the hibiscus bush sat, pruned completely bare. No flowers, no sun, no water. Intention hardly mattered. Survival looked so ugly sometimes.

a fic you didn’t expect to write

binhc,,,, the skinning fic. who knew that the moment lucky said the magic words, i’d just fly to pieces and write this Dark Shit.

but real talk, this fic has one of my best consistent conceits sjkfnskd what a shame the subject matter so fucking nICHE

current number of wips

not as crazy as yoursj kdsjfs and i hope you realize i’m gonna be sending you that entire list one by one on anon until you fill. them. all.

any new fics to start next year

we’ll see what gets finished in the next two days but!! i actually have a sfw idea poppin’ and sparkin’

most memorable comment/review

PFFFFFFFTTTTTT. Y’all Depths commented drunk on Second Chances and then Chromi was like “lol u wild” and then Depths yelled some more. I didn’t even know them it was Really Wild™ I loved it.

but real talk my whole heart is Shooketh™ with every comment and review, and i have them stashed away but I can’t read them too often ‘cause i’ll really just cry. SORRY i’m very inconsistent on replying, but I genuinely do!! cherish ;;;;;; so hard. so, so hard. hard.

…hard

favorite fic you read this year

Shall I give you my Top 3 Kink fics from the year?

drawn into something by Nonymos

Venom/Eddie/Anne/Dan pure, kinky, vivisect-y, beautiful, feelings, negotiation-y, polyamory

Like holy shit. Holy fucking shit??? Holy. fucking. shit. Shit?? Shit. Listen if you even remotely like my shit, this is what I aspire to. I owe lucky my life for recommending it to me.

….wELL FUCK I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING THIS when I can’t go on AO3 anymore ;;; i’ll come back in and fill the other 2 bUT:

The Kingsman one (Harry/Eggsy kink!AU)

The Fraser/Ray/Ray threesome poly negotiation kink one

a fic you read this year you would recommend everyone read

a door behind a door by Nonymos

THE T’CHALLA/STEVE ROGERS FRUITS BASKET FUSION I KNEW I NEEDED. THIS LEGITIMATELY. CHANGED. MY. LIFE.

[strixmoonwing]

Have you gone into the Star vs tag? Idk why people are saying it was a terrible ending or even how they can fathom it's "bad writing". It was amazing writing. The main overall theme was that "magic is not natural". Also hate how everyone;s saying "omg they killed the MHC and all the spells, so freaking horrible" Oh yeah, let's just disregard all the monsters who were gonna be killed in a mass genocide and all of Star's friend who would have died agonizing deaths if she didn't destroy the magic.

No, I’ve actually never been to the Star vs tag before so I haven’t see any reaction besides seeing that of those I follow on my dash. As for the ending, I loved it and as for all the reactions you just described, my only reaction is: 

PFFFFFFFTTTTTT, I SURVIVED THE BAD HORRIBLE WRITING OF THE VOLTRON FINALE! Even if there are an issue or two with the Star vs finale, I sill considered it a lovely finale that was left all its characters in a good place and open for further adventures which is what I look for in any series ending.

[darke15]

KASSSSSEEYYYYYYYYYYY 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰  @kippykasey

I’ve missed you so much!!!

Its finally time for the live reaction of season 2 of Soldier and the Spy.

Yahhhssss let’s go!!!

- leave it to Boone to make a dramatic entrance

It’s her fave kind of entrance 

- of course Duke is being a mother hen over a breakout

Obvs he’s been forced into the mom friend role

- Jack and Zac are the first of my children as they are cinnamon rolls and I will fight for them.

Yesssssss they babiessss

- wait wait wait Rafael is the one who is going to treat our girl ghost??? Hell yeah! 

Yahhhhhhhh he’s the first a2 member we meet in BSA!

- just waiting for Belov to meet someone new who knows what he's saying and messes with him

👀👀👀

- please pause the tension caused by brainwashed Ghost for some adorable children 

Yesssssssssss 😂

- me going my whole life thinking it was 'Golf' Coast... yep

Lol same tho 😅

- this part (Lawrence being drugged) is so wonderfully written (as odd as that sounds)

Thank you 😌

- Boone having flashbacks from Rook gives me gross vibes

😭😭😭

- we love a protective Duke

Protective duke is best duke

(I am technically supposed to be working but I'm hooked. Ahhhhh)

Shhhhhhhhhh i won’t tell 😌🖤

- “Only Marines take in hood rats.” true for the marines I know

Fr fr 😬

- Belov, bear, vodka is not a food group

He says that it is in Russia 🤷🏼‍♀️

- ah Boone and Duke banter, I missed it

yessssssssssssss

- cackling at this tech class

They’re so confident and Boone is just like…nah fam

- During all of the fights for Alpha picks I just imagine the nurses getting upset at select few that they constantly see

I can just see them knowing all of the nurses and staff by name and the docs having everyone’s info memorized 

- Nea helping set up Jack and Duke  unknowingly 

She’s the cutest littlest matchmaker ever 

- giggling like a school girl at poor Jack's expense 

😏😏😏

- pass code guesses: alphaone or alphatwo

A v popular guess 😌

- watch them become a team because they get caught sneaking out for drinks

😂😂😂

- Montana plates huh? 👀

👀👀👀

- mmm the baby blue camero

So pretty 😍😍😍

- I caught that Fury mention

heheheheheeee

- Thomas Frazier consider yourself fired

Fr fr 

- Bardot Calinescu sounds familiar, was it referenced in BS:A?

First season TS&TS and probs a chapter of BS:A

- Boone how scandalous lol

😏😏😏

-alpha two is literally going to be formed in a bar to save Johnson.

yesssssssssss

- ugh this comparison to wonderland is beautiful

🖤🖤🖤

- happy dance at alpha 2 forming to save kids

yaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhssssssssssssssssss

- no no no we going to fight

Hell yah!!!!!

- DARKE NO. OMG NO. THAT CLIFFHANGER.  That's so mean. My heart is racing and I.  .... *incert scream here*

😈😈😈 commmeeeee onnnnnnnnn

- nia being so strong ♡

Nia being brave just like her Daddy

- this is a stressful situation Duke shooting and coming out of the dark is not supposed to be attractive!

Pffffffftttttt come on it’s the hottest thing everrrrrr 

- not Jack finding out Duke wants to kiss him by a child in a death zone

Better late [in the middle of a firefight] than never

- Duke ruining his own love life

Self-sabotaging is his middle name

- Winter Soldier just seems like a stalker, promising to find Ghost. (Bad joke)

😭😭😭

- the fact that Thomas still has a job... prick

Fr fr 

- honestly New Eden is probably the best place for Ghost right now

It really is, Duke is just v  v v protective [his inner mom friend came out in full force]

- short sweet and Raf better not disrespect the car like that again or we gonna fight

😂😂😂

So in total it only took me like 9.4 hours to binge read everything.  But yes ♡♡♡♡♡♡

yayyyyyyy!!!

Much love to the Alphas.

Much love to you 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 I’ve missed you so much Kaseyyyy!!!!!

Hey @darke15

Its finally time for the live reaction of season 2 of Soldier and the Spy.

S2E1

- leave it to Boone to make a dramatic entrance

- of course Duke is being a mother hen over a breakout

Error. Bad connection redacted comments. Please try again.

- Jack has it bad for Duke and its adorable

- Jack and Zac are the first of my children as they are cinnamon rolls and I will fight for them.

Connection reestablished. Please continue.

- wait wait wait Rafael is the one who is going to treat our girl ghost??? Hell yeah!

- just waiting for Belov to meet someone new who knows what he's saying and messes with him

- please pause the tension caused by brainwashed Ghost for some adorable children

- Raf is something else.

- The Hadar and Jack gym moment made me snicker. Poor Jack just wanted to make sure a fight didn't break out.

- Belov and Zac are like Spike and Jerry (I don't know why that correlation popped into my head but it did) unlikely friends

- me going my whole life thinking it was 'Golf' Coast... yep

- nooo not the ptsd ahhh poor Dugan

- catch me giggling over the idea of a wooden child puppet being a drug dealer

S2E2

- okay but Duke would be a badass bar tender. Love it

- this part (Lawrence being drugged) is so wonderfully written (as odd as that sounds)

- 💉💉he got his shot💉💉

- Boone having flashbacks from Rook gives me gross vibes

- we love a protective Duke

- all dresses with pockets are superior

(I am technically supposed to be working but I'm hooked. Ahhhhh)

- “Only Marines take in hood rats.” true for the marines I know

- Jack is too kind

- oh look a meet-cute run in

(Totally had a small panic over bad internet and thinking all the comments from ep2 so far didn't save but we good)

- Belov, bear, vodka is not a food group

- the gossip mill is deep.

- oh, Boone, darlin'. Someone give this gal a hug

- the friendships forming are beautiful to watch

S2E3

- ah Boone and Duke banter, I missed it

- cackling at this tech class

- During all of the fights for Alpha picks I just imagine the nurses getting upset at select few that they constantly see

- oh so that's how T becomes senator. I like it

- Nea helping set up Jack and Duke unknowingly

S2E4

- lil happy dance at the first use of Senator Johnson

- i would like to take this time to thank General Garner for taking vacation

- giggling like a school girl at poor Jack's expense

- now laughing at Duke's expense

- pass code guesses: alphaone or alphatwo

- Jack and Duke obviously crushing but oblivious

- Jack, don't compare relationships

S2E5 (about halfway through and its only been 5 hours, since I'm working and multitasking)

- whoa there no going after kids or we gonna have a problem and you aren't gonna win

- watch them become a team because they get caught sneaking out for drinks

- Hadar going to save the day?

- Montana plates huh? 👀

- mmm the baby blue camero

- I caught that Fury mention

- Thomas Frazier consider yourself fired

- Bardot Calinescu sounds familiar, was it referenced in BS:A?

S2E6

- Boone how scandalous lol

- well there goes one of my code guesses, alphaone is still there and my third would be outbreak (that was Johnsons code name if I remember)

-alpha two is literally going to be formed in a bar to save Johnson.

- “And,” Rafael said, the smile on his face growing, “I know just the guy to get us to Dugan.” mhm his name is Jack Bennett

- didn't see Sherlock coming

- ugh this comparison to wonderland is beautiful

- hell yeah! Go Zac!!

- we going to throw hands and then get back to slapping some sense into Boone for doing stupid shit

S2E7 (just a random time update its like 12:30)

- eeeeeeee! He asked him out! It begins!

- happy dance at alpha 2 forming to save kids

- no no no we going to fight

- DARKE NO. OMG NO. THAT CLIFFHANGER. That's so mean. My heart is racing and I. .... *incert scream here*

S2E8

- nia being so strong ♡

- i just feel like a ball of anxiety right now. 20 minutes to save the girls before a big boom boom

- oh sjit oh shit panic

- this is a stressful situation Duke shooting and coming out of the dark is not supposed to be attractive!

- “You and I remember Havana very differently,” 👀

- oh my god. Go alpha two

- not Jack finding out Duke wants to kiss him by a child in a death zone

- wish I had ice cream to get through the heart palpation you caused :P

- Ghost is awake!!

S2E9

- Duke ruining his own love life

- pour the champagne for Senator Johnson!

- Amma ♡

- Winter Soldier just seems like a stalker, promising to find Ghost. (Bad joke)

S2E10 (time update 2:16)

- well a stabbing is one way to start an episode

- home to New Eden

- squealing over Duke and Jack is just a thing now

- the fact that Thomas still has a job... prick

S2E11 (last one)

- honestly New Eden is probably the best place for Ghost right now

- short sweet and Raf better not disrespect the car like that again or we gonna fight

So in total it only took me like 9.4 hours to binge read everything. But yes ♡♡♡♡♡♡

Much love to the Alphas.

[crinkled-emotions]

hello! daily reminder that you’re amazing! send this to 5 people who always makes you smile 💕

I own the @highwaytothedangerzone502 blog, and I always laugh at your reblog tags - they're golden!

Pffffffftttttt hahaha thank you so much! Don’t be afraid to come chat!

[allywritesforfun]

oh, ally :((

I'll miss you so much! you probably didn't realise but you've had such an impact on my life, thank you for being my friend :)

it's difficult to put into words how i feel but just know you are so so loved and you will be dearly missed in the mcyt community, and if you ever decide to come back, know that you will ALWAYS be welcome <3

with all my love and well wishes,

-🤼‍♀️ (lol the emoji feels a bit silly for such a sentimental moment)

pffffffftttttt i love taking serious situations not seriously by the use of emojis. just go to my anime blog! i’ll still be just as heroic over there and ranting

[peculiarmindset]

The lap farts are hot😂 idc whos in it. 👌

*Hahaha….I’m glad you like them. I decided to go with Victuuri since they’re the easiest pairing for me to write.

The Horror Movie Scare Fart - You’re watching a horror movie and by either suspense or fright, you let one rip.

Yuuri watched the screen with somewhat bored eyes.

Not that the movie they were watching was boring, per se. It’s just that he had grown up watching some of the scariest Japanese horror movies imaginable (he had Mari as a sister, after all) and the movie they were watching now was just okay-scary.

Victor on the other hand, was 100% terrified out of his wits.

The Russian man was not used to watching horror movies (especially not the Japanese kind) and whimpered loudly as the silhouette of a long-haired woman flashed up on the screen.

Yuuri comforted his shivering fiancé, patting the other’s back to help him calm down. Victor was so scared that he had gravitated from their couch onto the other’s lap and was now holding onto Yuuri with all his might.

At another scary scene, Victor jumped on his lap and turned to bury his face in the other’s neck. Yuuri only whispered words of comfort in his ear, urging the other to watch the rest of the movie (he had offered earlier for them to stop the movie, but his fiancé insisted on knowing the end).

With great reluctance, Victor looked back at the movie, arms still clutched around Yuuri in a death grip.

Yuuri actually found himself liking his current state- yeah, maybe he couldn’t breathe when he was getting the air squeezed out of him whenever Victor grip tightened on him, but he would trade breathing normally for a chance to hold his fiancé in his arms any day.

As the climax of the movie began to near, Yuuri could feel the other stiffened in his arms as the protagonist of the movie began to move inside the haunted house.

Yuuri almost yawned while Victor gasped as one of the body parts of the main character’s friends shown up. Honestly, how could anyone NOT see that coming.

They were both quiet, Victor tightening even more on Yuuri’s lap as the creepy music started to play, becoming louder at every turn the main character made.

And then suddenly the main ghost girl shown up, broken-looking on the floor, as she screeched and latched onto the main character’s face.

BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPP!

Yuuri’s eye blown wide open as he heard and actually felt his fiancé fart right on top his lap in fright. But Yuuri didn’t think the other was aware of farting on him as the Russian screamed, and once again burying his entire face into Yuuri’s shoulder to hide from the gruesome killing scene playing.

Yuuri found himself frozen too, but only because he could feel the constant vibrations coming from his fiancé’s behind. Victor must have been so scared that his body couldn’t help but let out all his gas- must be from all the popcorn they’ve eaten- uncontrollably as a streams of farts kept hitting Yuuri’s lap (and crotch whenever the Russian moved up closer to him).

Brrrrrrttttt!….. Prrrttttt!….. Pffffffftttttt…..

Victor didn’t seem to notice what his body was doing as he only held onto Yuuri, whimpering as he refused to look back at the movie screen anymore.

And Yuuri, feeling incredibly awkward but only because he wondered why the hell he was feeling so aroused at that moment and prayed the other wouldn’t noticed, only held onto his fiancé as they both waited for the scary movie to finish.