#PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF SIERRA I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING SPECIFICALLY ABOUT YOU AND XIAO BAI

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For the give me a character ask 💕 you KNOW I’m gonna start with Xiao Bai 👀

XIAO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIII OUR BEST BABE  💖

How I feel about this character:

I adore her with my ENTIRE HEART. From the very moment she stepped on screen I’ve been IN LOVE. 100000/10 WOULD marry for love. She is my reason for living.

All the people I ship romantically with this character:

#1 PRINCESS MUTE!!!!!!!! I want these two Reboot gals to Hold Hands and KISS like it isn’t the end of the world and all that matters is the sharing of breath and the feel of fingers tangling with your own. ( ᵘ ᵕ ᵘ ⁎) (ALSO!! LET THEM KICK ASS TOGETHER!!)

uh truly also i just ship her with all the dmbj ladies. like. let them hold hands and kill dudes together, idk what to tell you. tattoo lady?? let them DATE. a’ning and xiao bai?? let them be friends with benefits and maybe a little bit of Feelings bc they’re Dumb and Gay. Su Nan? steamy one night stand that turns into something more like rescuing our DuMBJ Boys together. Chastity Chen™ ? (YEAH IM SAYIN IT CHASTITY CHEN™) i really love a good time travel where xiao bai ends up banging this chick and teaching Chastity Chen™ the Meaning of Love and turning her to the Good Side (Wu Xie: a- are you sure...this is......a good idea? Xiao Bai: are you doubting my judgment?  Chastity Chen™, carefully polishing one of her thousand knives: yeah WU XIE, are you doubting her JUDGEMENT?? (⊙◡⊙✿) Wu Xie: u-uh n-nO w-why would you SAY that ahahaahaaa,, ,,, ,)

Also!!! SAN YE!!!! KISS����JIEJIE👏RIGHTS👏

Basically I want all the dmbj ladies to go Soft over Xiao Bai bc who wouldn’t??

rip all the guys, Xiao Bai is a Lesbian i dunno what to tell them

My non-romantic OTP for this character:

BROTP RIGHTS!!!! 10000000% support Xiao Bai & Jia Kezi & Li Jiale BROTP!!!! These Warehouse bros are KICKIN ass and TAKING NAMES and GIVING GROUP HUGS and maybe crying a bit about their Collective Trauma. I would 100000000/10 watch an entire tv series about these three Taking on the Establishment and being Gay together.

Also shoutout to Xiao Bai and Liu Sang!!! May they be Soft together in peace.  😔 

(and here we can clearly see why I’ve gone Completely Feral in whispers)  

Unpopular opinion:

I genuinely think she is an amazing character. People have complained about the inconsistencies in her characterization but it just makes sense to me? (linking this xiao bai meta where @jockvillagersonly @s1utspeare and I scream about xiao bai bc we have So Many Feelings✨) I wish they hadn’t pushed the “she’s in love with Wu Xie” so much BUT after some analysis it feels far more like hero worship and just, well. You can read about our feeling on the matter on our xiao bai meta post.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

I wish they’d gone more into her history. I talk about it in the meta post, but I think Xiao Bai is a Warehouse kid from a long line of Warehouse workers (specifically one of the Founders), and I think it would have been super cool to go into how this has affected her! Like why she has no friends! Why she’s all alone with no support (before Wu Xie). What climbing to a position of power in a predominantly male environment was like. I see bits of how this affected her in the characterization, but it would have been super cool to dive deeper into it! AND I’d LOVE to see more of the Warehouse workers interacting with her! How do they treat her when she’s acting as a Director? How did they treat her when she was younger??

AND I wanna confirmation that Li Jiale is a Warehouse kid, too!!! I want more about why Xiao Bai said she’s at Warehouse 11 because she’s escaping marriage!! (lol again you can read my thought on this in the xiao bai meta post, which, sierra, obviously you have but for anyone else who is interested xD)

I also think it would have been super cool to go into the whole “Fo Ye is entombed in Warehouse 11″ cause in the book they’re kinda Super Culty around that, right?? So what are Xiao Bai’s thoughts?? (I already screamed at @s1utspeare about an AU where Xiao Bai visits Fo Ye/Xin Xinyue’s coffins bc she’s Lonely and looks up to them and befriends zhang daddy rishan and li jiale and then he straight up ADOPTS them)

AAHHH Otherwise I think it would have been cool to have Xiao Bai/Princess Mute interaction but I’m obviously fulfilling that desire in whispers, so haha

OH and I want Xiao Bai to KICK ASS and save Wu Xie’s sorry butt. And maybe some Xiao Ge & Xiao Bai interaction would be lovely, too  🥺