#P. S no offense to malls or mall employees ya'll are great I'm just joking

[stormynightstorytime]

When the forecast said sunny so you decided to go shopping but now it's raining cats and dogs:

Me, deep sigh: It's intriguing but to go would cost me greatly, to what percent of the show would I be taking?

Mall employees trying to meet their quota so their selling me the EXPENSIVE but HORRIBLE umbrellas: Fair enough you want a peice of all the action, we'll give you seven (percent quality!) we can shake and make it happen.

Me, with social anxiety: Okay...