#P: Jedidiah

[patheticmenscuffle]

i am in mourning .... jeddie i believed in u ):

he was doing SO GOOD for SO LONG, we were super invested in that fight bc it was so back and forth between all three!!

here's a sad wet dog from google images for you in these trying times

- Mod Dragon

[libraryofgage]

The Wish Job (One)

Part of: Steve Deserves Good Parents, Actually

Debbie and Fester Addams One | Two | Three | Four | Five Rick and Evelyn O'Connell One | Two | Three Harley Quinn One | Two1 0th Doctor and Rose One | Two (on the way!) Scooby Gang (there are plans for this one lmao, so plz be patient with me orz) Jedidiah and Octavius (from Night at the Museum) One | Two Queen Clarisse Renaldi One | Two | Three Leverage Crew One (you're here!)

This fic was line jumped! If you'd like to learn more about line jumping (getting to see your favorite fics updated sooner) you can read this post

I had a lot of thoughts for this AU, actually, so I'm really glad it got line jumped so I was forced to put them down into words lol

Steve becomes one of Nana's foster kids, but he spends a majority of this series with the Leverage crew working a job (as the name of this series suggests), and they fill similarly parental role.

As always, if you see any typos, no you didn't ;P

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After his father's arrest, everything is a blur. Steve can remember flashes, sure, but nothing concrete. Nothing more than two FBI agents in the door of his classroom, the cold steel of interrogation room chairs, an agent's ponytail with split ends, a kind smile but clammy hand on his elbow, the broken A/C of the car when he finally left the FBI office, and the slippery feel of the garbage bag he's given to pack 14 years of a life he'll never see again.

Nothing comes back into focus until he's faced with an older black woman, standing outside a two-story house. The man with a kind smile but clammy hands introduces her, but Steve doesn't actually hear the name.

"You can call me Nana," the woman says, looking at the man like she doesn't know why he's still there when his work is obviously done.

"Well, uh, Steve, feel free to call if you need anything. We'll keep in touch," the man says, nodding before half-running down the walk way.

"Never liked him," Nana says, clicking her tongue. "Too damn squirrely for my tastes. Now, Steve, come inside and we'll go over some ground rules."

Steve follows her mechanically, gripping his trash bag tightly and wondering far too late why he wasn't allowed to pack his own suitcases. The house is a cacophony of noises: feet running across wood floors, a TV blaring from the living room, shouts coming from every direction, a microwave beeping while the oven timer rings, a crash from the next room over that makes Steve wince.

Nana stands in the doorway, takes a deep breath, and then shouts at the top of her lungs, "Y'all had better stop all this racket right the fuck now before I cancel pizza night!"

The house goes silent, and Steve feels his shoulders tense even more. He hates the silence. Silence means anger, and anger means punishment. He clenches his jaw, trying to keep himself small as Nana nods and leads the way into a dining room.

A girl appears in the room shortly after, carrying a mug and a soda. She places the mug in front of Nana and the soda in front of an empty seat, gesturing for Steve to sit. "Welcome. I can take your bag, if you want," she offers, looking at the trash bag with bright eyes.

"Don't make trouble, Breanna," Nana says, dismissing her easily.

Steve watches her leave before sitting. He licks his lips, opens the soda as quietly as he can manage, and waits for Nana to take a sip from her mug before saying, "Thank you for taking me in, ma'am."

"I said to call me Nana, none of that ma'am business unless you're in trouble, and you're not in trouble," she says, waving her hand dismissively. "Now, the rules. No complaining about sharing a room. No TV remote access after seven because that's when my shows start. We all eat dinner together on Wednesday night. You go to school every day unless you're sick, and you tell me when you're feeling sick. You got all that?"

"Yes, m....Nana."

"Good. Now, I know you're used to a fancier living than this, but I expect you to adjust without too much complaint. You still get your own bed, and whatever you brought is yours to keep, but money is tight. We save where we can, and I expect you to help with that. Turn off lights, use less water, unplug things when you're not using them."

Steve nods again, inexplicably feeling a little better as Nana speaks. She's not treating him like a spoiled brat, but she's not coddling him, either. She gets another boy (an older one named Hardison) to give him a tour of the house. He shows Steve the mezzuzahs on each door and the Kaaba directional marker in each room---"We're a multi-denominational household, kid, Nana will get whatever you need if she doesn't have it already," Hardison says, grinning widely at him---and makes sure he knows which spots are good for hiding when he needs a few minutes.

He ends the tour at Steve's new room. It has two bunk-beds, three of the bunks with rumpled sheets and one bottom bunk devoid of sheets altogether. Hardison gives Steve blue sheets, welcomes him, and then leaves Steve to unpack by himself.

It's new, it's unfamiliar, it's terrifying. Steve hopes, despite himself, that it's not a temporary stop.

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"I don't care! He can't stay!"

"We're already in London, Hardison. We can hardly send him back on a plane by himself."

"Isn't that how he got here in the first place? He's 17, not seven."

Steve moves his gaze from Hardison to Sophie to Eliot, feeling like he's watching a tennis match. He's sandwiched between Nate and Parker, a hand on his shoulder holding him back from trying to defend himself. Not that he's upset about it. Keeping everyone from turning their frustration on him sounds like a great idea.

"Yeah, and how did he get here?" Parker asks, dashing Steve's hopes right as they're forming.

He shifts uncomfortably as everyone looks at him, ducking his head and staring at the floor. A small part of him is frustrated, angrily protesting the familiar move when its usual target has long been absent.

"Hey, give him some room," Hardison says, moving forward to push Nate and Parker back a few steps. He stands at an angle to Steve, leaving him plenty of room to move away if he wants. "Nobody's angry, kid. Well, I'm a little mad, but only because you could be putting yourself in danger. So, how'd you catch up to us?"

Steve wonders for a brief moment about whose wrath he'd rather endure. In the end, he decides Breanna is scarier than Hardison, so he lies. "Nana and I overheard you on the phone with Parker at Hannukah dinner, and then Nana said she gets worried about you sometimes," he says, meeting Hardison's eyes before glancing away. He makes himself small again, but it's on purpose this time, broadcasting shame as he adds, "I still have, um, access to my savings account...from my....from them. Enough for a plane ticket and cab ride, at least."

"Aww, Nana worries about us," Parker says, smiling brightly as she nudges Eliot with her elbow. "That's sweet."

"If it weren't a lie," Sophie says, her lips pursed and her eyebrows raised slightly as she walks closer to Steve. She taps his shoulder, his temple, and his hand. "Lowered head but not as low as before. Shoulders drawn in but tense to hold them there. Fingers twitching just slightly. Impressive, I will admit, but I'm a professional, darling."

Steve sighs and lifts his head, his shoulders relaxing some as he frowns. "You didn't have to call me out on it," he mumbles.

"Breanna got you here, didn't she? Ain't no way you'd lie to protect anyone else."

"She could ruin me, Hardison."

"I can ruin you, too, did you forget about that?"

Steve considers him for a moment before shrugging.

"Well," Nate says, clapping his hands together and pulling everyone's attention to him. "Steve is here now, we might as well use him. Sophie, give him an Italian accent and some suede shoes."

"I can already speak Italian," Steve says, "and I have my own suede shoes to match a Cesare Attolini suit." He feels something like guilt twinge in his stomach when Hardison glances at him. Steve's mother may have forfeited custody of him, but she still sends gifts every now and then. Steve usually sells them, slips the cash into drawers and wallets and couch cushions so they can be discovered by Nana and his foster siblings.

The suit and shoes, though? Steve couldn't bring himself to sell them. If there was one thing he missed about life before Nana's foster home, it was the clothes. It was the way his clothes made him feel like a better version of himself, a version everyone would admire and approve of. So, yeah, he'd kept the clothes and shoes his mother sent him two months ago, and he'd packed them for this trip just because.

He'd glad they seem to be coming in handy.

After processing his words, Nate blinks, a smile growing on his face like he's discovered a treasure he won't be letting go of any time soon.

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[misty-zzz]

YIPPEE

im having a LOT of fun combining these 2 fixations.

for those who dont know, cuz i bet theres gonna be some ii people who dont know, camp here and there is a fictional horror podcast! i realized that some of the characters in ii had some parallels in each of the stories. oh and for the chnt people, its just a silly object show :3

parallels and characters under the drawings!

also ive been wanting to draw objects with animal features more, but its not my main style, so i wanted to do it with this au!

okay sooo

uhh

sydney - microphone

jedidiah - test tube

elijah - taco

lucielle - tea kettle (which is kinda weird cuz her son is jedidiah, so test tube is tea kettle's daughter now..? BUT THE PERSONALITIES....)

so in the story of chnt, sydney meets up with elijah in the woods. so do taco and mic.

both taco and elijah are sorta the villians through out the story

both elijah and taco were (sorta, for elijah) there before the story

sydney and microphone can be a lot for some people

test tube seem like the type to stay up all night on a project and ignore everyone else.

tea kettle and lucielle are both motherly like, but can lash out very easily (lucielle literally used a flame thrower 😭)

taco and elijah like tea :3

also i thought that since sydney talks into a microphone throughout the podcast it would be funny to have him as microphone

and i gave taco a cat mask instead of the pink elephant mask because her she has sorta cat like limbs :p

thank you for coming to my ted talk of me combing 2 fixations. im still working on this, but maybe suggest which characters are which :0

[questionable-chnt-hc]

Erm, theory! What if after the events of the last episode instead of the journals being destroyed Up & Adam has them ?!?

I was trying to think about possible motives for Adam telling Sydney where to find the journals and appearing in his dreams as a therapist (aside from the possibility he might just be wanting to cause demonic mayhem) and like, I think him wanting the journals or some sort of knowledge is a possibility…

Adam’s a demon, demons can typically survive fire, after the fire Jedidiah couldn’t find the journals, maybe Adam got them before they completely burnt up :p

(SRY IF LIKE… HE ALREADY HAS REALLY OBVIOUS MOTIVES AND I JUST FORGOT😭)

- 🇨🇦🥩🤡

Tbh I have no idea what his deal is and I hope they expand on it in s2

[meek-shall-inherit]

briefly unpinned the pinned post cause i gotta update that and im working on a new blog theme rn so theres no point in going through the work of html-ing allthat so . basic intro for now my name is arthur/seymour/jedidiah i use he/it and im autistic about squid game and alice in borderland (mostly just chota rn) and little shop of horrors right now but i also like death note + the post traumatic manifesto + invader zim + mindless self indulgence and i will have a more interesting pinned post soon (by next month hopefully. maybe). tags: #morning broadcast: posts , mostly original posts but sometimes reblogs with commentary #citizen interviews: asks #the weather: reblogs without commentary in the body of the post #my art :p #my edits: art and edits respectfully

[fictionkinfessions]

re submit of my podcast kin thing because i actually forgot to put a few other kintypes on there.. eeyikes

anyways PODCAST KINS!!! YALL R SO EPIC!!! obscure podcasts? awesome sauce! more popular podcasts? rad! have a lot of doubles? same!

anyways hi sourcemates!!! and hi non sourcemates, yall r awesome too!! i miss y’all!! much love /p!! <33

- slip jackson (the penumbra podcast), martin blackwood (the magnus archives), elijah volkov (camp here and there), jedidiah martin (camp here and there) + kinsidering carlos (welcome to nightvale)/peter nureyev (the penumbra podcast) (#🕯️🌀)

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[notsorryforbeingbluencold]

a camp here & there homestuck sburb/sgrub au has been rotating around in my mind for Months.... it would be So fun to see those silly little guys as trolls and running around ending the world nd shit..... it would probably be called camp boonbuck & grist ?? i dunno....

i only have elijah, sydney and jedidiah because in all honesty i dont care enough about the other characters to figure out chumhandles and fetch modii and specibuses and allat but ! yay. um also have adam because i needed a space player

sydney would be a derse heir of doom, jedidiah (or. jediah i guess? to fit the 6 letter naming rule. maybe just jeddie) would be a prospit mage of time, elijah would be a prospit muse of heart and adam (up-adam) would he a derse seer of space :333

i do have classpects for all the counsellors that had voices in s1 and adam was a hope player but i changed thst for boonbuck & grist because i feel like he fit better than marisol with the other guys :P idk,,, i have a whole twt thread with my classpects for the counsellors but its really disorganised and messy 😭😭 if anyone is even vaguely interested that ill put the classpects + blood castes here too

i imagine elijah's horns would replace the elephant ears on her mask ? so she just wouldn't have the mask umm i think jeddie would have vaguely gear shaped horns like how people give to dave strider when they make homestuck kid troll aus and shit

i think sydney's horns would probably replace the mushrooms in his hair thats fun,,, love drawing trolls with mushroom shaped horns!!!!!!

uhhhh doooonnnttt know if this is Entirely accurate considering it came from a fandom wiki page but i think sydney and jeddie would have a juju modus with eachother. like one captchalogues something and it goes to the others stack. the codependency goes crazy with this one

ummmmmm thats it..... i think it would be funny to make sydney a prince of life because. princes do the opposite of their classpect and sydney isnt exactly alive but heir of doom fit better :33 yay

(Don't know what to say here cuz I've never seen homestuck but Tumblr is making me caption this)

[someone-else-entirely]

These are all books that I've gathered off the streets because I thought the premise sounded at least vaguely interesting.

Don't feel obligated to look any of these up if you don't recognize them - feel free to just vote based on vibes/whichever you think has the coolest name/literally any other thing.

[museoftheprophet]

hey sydney i just stumbled upon your account but it's nice to see you. i know we weren't super close back at camp, but it's good to see some familiar faces.

-rowan

OH HOLY SHIT HELLO!!!!!! OH MY GOD GLORIOUS DAY you and Yvonne both found me in the same 24hr period… this is wonderful :3 HI ROWAN I’M SO HAPPY YOU’RE HERE, you’re one of the counsellors I have the fondest memories of, I’ve always hoped I’d hear from you again :3 Quite a few of us have collected on this silly little site, so if you’re looking for even more familiar faces, I’m you’ll find em here >:3

I think… we’ve got myself, Elijah, Jedidiah, YVONNE AS OF TODAY!!!, Soren, Joshua, Natsume (shoutout to the singular camper! You rock, kid), Marisol, aaand… god, I know there are more, I’m drawing blanks, but you get the idea :P

[3amclothesmonster]

Top five blorbo (real not clickbait)

uhh fandom wise:

#1 Nina the killer

#2 Jedidiah Natm

#3 Octavius Natm

#4 Noah total drama

#5 Jasper Steven universe

Oc wise:

#1 Vinny

#2 Azzy

#3 Azule

#4 Liesel

#5 Kaimana

Dabria is a close fifth though :P

[patheticmenscuffle]

fun fact Jedidiah left someone in the friend zone for OVER A DECADE because he thought he didn't deserve it. while this dude is just head over heels in love with him

ohhh my god what a poor little guy

-Mod Knight

[thefundiemuseum]

Fundie Happenings in 2024 Q3

I've been in and out of fundieland for several months, so this post is mostly for my own benefit. Please let me know what all I've missed, and I'll update the post accordingly.

Here's what's happened in July-Sep of 2024.

Duggar Family

Jana Duggar marries Stephen Wissmann! After years of speculation and hints, the theories are confirmed. Jana and Stephen dated for a time, broke up, and got back together. Jana seems so happy, and I'm genuinely thrilled for her.

Jedidiah + Katey announce that she is pregnant again--and she's going to have the first set of Grandduggar twins. Given the way twins work, this is just an interesting coincidence that a (male) Duggar twin is going to have twins.

Jason Duggar announces that he's dating a girl named Maddie Jones. They get engaged on August 24. They might be getting married next month, but that remains to be confirmed.

Bates Family

Lawson + Tiffany welcome their first child, William Daniel Bates. He is a rainbow baby.

Nathan + Esther are awaiting their second child, a son.

Katie + Travis are awaiting welcome their second child, Harvey Gray. (Just in time to make Q3! Harvey was born on 9/29, and Katie posted about it late on 9/30.)

Rodrigues Family

Nurie + Nathan welcome Naomi Christine, Jill's first granddaughter. Nurie is seen serving in church service when she is freshly postpartum, and this is treated (by Jill) as evidence of Nurie's servant's heart and not an insult to a woman recovering from childbirth.

Timothy Rodrigues and Heidi Coverett get married, and Jill has some online beef with the Coveretts. I wish the newlyweds all the best, and I pray that Tim gets more distance from his mother.

Phillip Rodrigues seems to be in trouble. Jill asks for prayer for him, he posts some cryptic poetry, and he gets photoshopped into the family photo at the wedding.

Samuel Rodrigues is courting Brianne Hessert. Folks on the internet track down a video that may be Brianne saying homophobic vitriol to her rather open-minded father. If this really is her, she will fit right in with the Rodrigues clan.

Other Fundie Families

David + Priscilla (Keller) Waller welcome their seventh child, Desiree Hope. This answers the question about their baby name theme--girls get D names, and boys get P names.

Jeremiah + Allison (Bontrager) Helferich welcome their third child, Amelia Marie.

Mark + Sierra Dominguez welcome their eighth child, Briggs Maverick.

Isaac + Arti Anderson welcome their first child, Dietrich Johannes. This is the Andersons' first grandchild.

Miriam Anderson, the fourth child of Steven + Zsuzsanna, speaks out against her parents for their abuse.

[identity-library]

Diverse Sexuality (Podcasts)

A:

Alice Isn't Dead

Alice (Unspecified WLW)

Keisha Taylor (Unspecified WLW)

Archive 81

Alexa Pendras (Unspecified WLW)

Melody Pendras (Lesbian)

B:

C:

Camp Here and There

Jedidiah Martin (Unlabeled MLM)

Juniper Sloan (Gay)

Rowan Chow (Bisexual)

Sydney October Sargent (Gay)

D:

E:

F:

G:

H:

I:

J:

K:

L:

M:

N:

O:

P:

Q:

R:

S:

T:

The Bright Sessions

Adam Hayes (Gay)

Byron "Mark" Bryant (Bisexual)

Caleb Michaels (Unspecified MLM)

Chloe Turner (Asexual, Panromantic)

Emily Rodriguez (Unspecified WLW)

Melanie Trent (Lesbian)

Rose Atkinson (Lesbian)

The Magnus Archives

Georgie Barker (Bisexual)

Jonathan "Jon" Simms (Asexual, Unspecified MLM)

Martin Blackwood (Unspecified MLM)

Melanie King (Unspecified WLW)

Tim Stoker (Bisexual)

The Penumbra Podcast

Juno Steel (Bisexual)

U:

V:

W:

Where The Stars Fell

Edison "Ed" Tucker (Bisexual)

Lucille "Lucy" Kensington (Unspecified WLW)

Welcome to Nightvale

Basimah Bishara (Unspecified WLW)

Carlos (Gay)

Cecil Palmer (Unspecified MLM)

Charles (Unspecified MLM)

Joanna Rey (Unspecified WLW)

John Crayton (Bisexual)

Kevin (Unspecified MLM)

Maureen Johnson (Unspecified WLW)

Michelle Nguyen (Unspecified WLW)

X:

Y:

Z:

[questionable-chnt-hc]

okay so im not sure if i should do this on confessions or here on head canons, but i want to bring up my au. ive made a few posts on it already, but inanimate insanity x chnt. now im not sure how many people are in both the osc and chnt fandoms, but i know there are some.

but trust me theres actually a bunch of similar stuff in both of these stories!

sorry to all the non object show peeps while i talk about objects with limbs and a face lol </3

anways this might be long

sydney would be microphone because they can both be a lot for some people, they secretly meet up with someone in the woods, and is being manipulated by that someone.

jedidiah would be test tube because i feel like she would be the type of person to stay up super late working on a project and ignore everyone else, although not an architect, she isnt into all the sciencey stuff and she does build stuff, sooo.

elijah would be taco, theyre both that said person from before in the woods, theyve also been stalking at main cast for a little while now, and get the character to join their team for their advantage

adam would be mephone, idk they just give off the same vibes and i feel like he would have semi good relationship advice.

rowan would be candle, with all the magical stuff with her i feel like that would go well with the visions, plus shes kinda black coded :p

juniper would be silver spoon because 🇬��🇬🇧🇬🇧 BRITISHHH 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 and yeah similar vibes tbh

marisol would be lightbulb for starters theyre both silly and goofy, and then theyre both canonically trans fem.

salem would be paintbrush, mainly because lightbulb x paintbrush is like the biggest ship, but they also have similar vibes too (also tulip would be their pet crab baxter!)

joshua would be balloon for being the scrawny type and can be annoying to others.

yvonne would be knife because they poke fun at people sometimes but really dont mean it badly, similar vibes once again, and knife canonically does play video games so!

sorin would be ying-yang for being little evil goobers, more similar vibesss (how many times will i say that???)

lucielle would be tea kettle, a little weird now that tust tube and her are mother and daughter in this au now, but yeah. anyways they can both be the kind mother-ish like person, but also can get angry quick, especially if you make a wrong move with them.

and for matthew box 😇

anyways yeah, sorry if this is wayyy long, but im having a lot of fun with this au and i thought i would share it here! especially when i figured out the whole elijah and taco thing i freaked out because the similarities, and then i figured out the parallel versions for each of the characters.

welp sorry once again to non object show peeps, especially if this blog runner knows nothing about them, but hopefully you seen my vision with this because YEAH

I’ve never seen the show this is from but this sounds super cool!!

[delicatecentipede]

im like jedidiah martin but instead of saying "s,,s,,sssydne" i say "p,,,p,,POOKIE!!"

[sparkly-s0da]

I’m feeling a little ~frisky~

Gimme suggestions to draw like prompts, ANYTHING. Idc or know what fandoms but yk just reaching out to the jedtavius fans bc they know i exist

like dude, its summer break i can do almost anything related to art

NONE OF THIS:

nsfw, aggressive violence (unless like its beating up a guy for funnies) no angst in general (unless it was like when jedidiah had no rizz), ect

LIKE HAVE HUMAN DIGNITY IF MY PARENTS GO SEARCHING MY PROCREATE ART FILES AND SEE STUFF…(say bye to my tumblr)

Omg should i do those color wheel thingies :P?????????