#Owlbear reads

[owlbear33]

funny little clown, might as well call him your silly little goose

[catiepillart]

Wuvvy, burn.

[hadesgirl015]

Here is another silly little one-shot for my Campfire Conversations series.

Story 2: Troublesome Cub

As the name suggests the Owlbear cub get into a little mischief that the elves (and drow) have to deal with.

[baublekute]

[molliehaswords]

I still haven’t finished Act 1 of BG3. Hell, I’ve barely met Halsin. And yet… I’m starting to want to start a new run already, possibly playing the Wyll origin so I can have Halsin call Wyll “my heart.”

I have no idea if this is a good idea, a bad idea, or what.

I should probably finish the game once first… right?

But also… this ship has gripped me tightly…

[blackjackkent]

God. I've been spending two hours trying to get the owlbear cub which entailed fighting three million goblins and I just want to finish the process and get the post done so I can go to bed but now Astarion is trying to bite me and it's really distracting and kind of something I want to be paying proper attention for (though Hector doesn't) and really, man, you could have picked literally any other time for this o.o;

[nintendochoi]

So if I were reading the physical book of The Count of Monte Cristo I 100% would've been pronouncing Albert with a hard T at the end of his name.

Since I am listening to the audiobook I know better. That the T is silent. However, it also sounds very close to the dnd monster Owlbear when the audiobook narrator says his name. So I picture this sometimes

(No wonder he had no luck with the ladies in Rome)

[the-mighty-toast-wizard]

Holy crap Neil Gaimen is actually on this site?

And the asks that get sent are actually answered?

And alot of them are wholesome?

Nice

[oflolth]

❝ a less trusting person might think this all sounds very suspicious. ❞ - vivi @ nathbryn

baldur's gate 3 ; @starlyht.

" then perhaps you should be less trusting. " nathbryn is stone - faced, but were she inclined towards self - expression in the moment she might be scowling. " i take your meaning. we will find another way. "

she walks off in a huff. " druids, " she mutters, as she goes. though she knows the druid in question is right.

[the-silly-urge]

that's lovely Lae'zel. I didn't land a single hit but I'm glad you thought it was impressive.

Shadowheart is literally dying on the floor though (DON'T LET HER STANDING IN THE BACKGROUND FOOL YOU) so maybe this isn't the best time

[sequesteredbhaalspawn]

So Durge is created from Bhaal's "dead flesh"... but which dead flesh? From the remains of the Ravager, in the Moonshae Isles? From his corpse in the Astral Sea? Which dead flesh? I really need to know (not really. I don't Larian to actually answer this question, Bhaal just has options here).

Would the Winding Water count?

[owlbear33]

why would someone use magic to kill a jazz musician in the middle of his set? I mean, I have my problems with the New Thing and the rest of the atonal modernists, but I wouldn't kill someone for playing it - at least, not if I wasn't trapped in the same room.

[Moon Over Soho by Ben Aaronovitch]

mood

[toriliashine]

inaccurate reaction btw, my tav wld be all yay yippee! but ssksk this is a video game that needs so hard coded reactions and not dnd

read tags NYOW

[hadesgirl015]

Chapter 18: The Lost Forge

Chapter Summary: The party travels back to the Grymforge in search of a long lost forge

Story Summary: Telvelni (Tav) is an Iron-Hand Gnome, after getting abducted by mind flayers and infected with one of their tadpoles, she must make her way back to Baldur’s Gate with the important information she had received.  Information she paid a lot for and could potentially be a turning point for her clan.

[ruairy]

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[agoldengalaxy]

baldurs gate 3 companion headcanons:

- gale talks in his sleep

- astarion once made karlach laugh so hard that she sprayed fire out of her nose

- shadowheart can and will hurt anyone on purpose, but if she accidentally hits someone/steps on their foot she secretly feels REALLY bad about it

- when karlach told gale she hadn’t read a book since primary school he nearly passed out

- wyll is an emotional drunk. he has cried about the stars being beautiful and about how proud he is of his companions

- lae’zel learned her favorite trick from some of the tiefling children: sticking her tongue out at people she hates

- when she thinks everyone is asleep, jaheira sings old lullabies. minsc and wyll are the only ones who have heard, but they don’t say anything because they don’t want her to stop

- the children love to put flowers in halsin’s hair. he loves it too, and will return the favor if they ask. he once did it to an unenthusiastic astarion, who ended up secretly liking it

- minsc takes the BEST care of his nails. boo’s too, obviously. he has let yenna paint them once or twice

- everyone has a lowkey crush on wyll

- when no one is looking, astarion likes to feed and pet scratch and the owlbear, making comments about how they’re the cutest ones there (besides him) and no one gets him like they do

- karlach asked wyll for dance lessons. she never quite gets the hang of it, but she has fun, and wyll is proud of her

- astarion and shadowheart pretend to hate each other, but gossip about everyone else when they’re not looking

- everyone actually really enjoys gale’s cooking but they’d rather die than admit that

- girls night: shadowheart and lae’zel are at each other’s throats with daggers. karlach is passed out on the floor. jaheira is drinking all the ale she can find. everything’s on fire. the next day they look back on this fondly

- boys night: halsin and gale are laying on the ground to look at the stars, stoned out of their minds. wyll and astarion are pouring their hearts out to each other. minsc and boo are making dirt castles. the next day they pretend none of it happened