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#Our Voices Echo In The Void (Muse/Mun Banter)
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“OH SHIT IT’S VALENTINE’S DAY!” Lisa screeches, rushing about the kitchen. “WE DID’T PREPARE FOR VALENTINE’S DAY!!!”
“And this is important.... whyy?” Kyira asks, crossing her arms.
“You give chocolate to the person you love and go on dates and stuff!” Goku explained, beaming as he helps Ashley put stickers on the cheesy little paper valentines she’d made. “Kids just hand out this little cards!”
“It’s a lover’s holiday.” Raditz says with a grin, wiggling his eyebrows cheekily as he walks by. “Good time to hit up a bar.”
“And get your fill of heartbroken singles, absurd amounts of alcohol and any one-night stand you can handle.” Lillian cackles as she ties her hair back in a wild ponytail, flicking up her jacket’s collar.
“I prefer to go see my lover dearest and give her as much affection as she can handle!” Li grinned, doing a dramatic hair flip and grinning as seductively as he could into a hand-held mirror. “I’m gonna buy the biggest bouquet of flowers I can find before hand.”
“Or just wait till it’s over and buy as much half-price candy as possible.” Caroline grins from her place lounging on the couch. “Eat my weight in chocolate in the next week!” She throws her head back and laughs.
“.....” Kyira rolls her eyes and decides to sit and help with sealing the cheesy little valentines.
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Goku: Hey! Kyira!
Kyira: What?
Goku: Look what Lisa taught me and Raditz!
Goku and Raditz: *dab*
Kyira: ????????????????????????????????
Lisa: *cackling like an idiot*
Caroline: Why would you do this?
Li: *MAXIMUM DABBAGE*
Ashley: ???????????
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Ashley: *making fart noises with her mouth*
Kyira: Why is this child acting like such an idiot? Who the hell-
Mun: That’s your niece. She’s like 8 and-
Kyira: *holding Ashley to her chest and glaring at everyone in the immediate vicinity*
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Other Muses: *confused*
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Kyira: ..... I have decided I’m not nearly drunk enough to deal with anyone’s shit today.
Lisa: How.... How drunk are you right now?
Lillian: Well, I think we’ve been through like 3 6-packs in total so far. So like... 9 bottles of beer each?
Lisa: I feel like you should both have alcohol poisoning.
Lillian: Well it’s a good thing Mun can’t tell how much alcohol is too much.
Mun: Shut the absolute fuck up. I don’t drink much!
Kyira: Annnnd, I need about 3 more of these then. *sets a bottle of Voldka on the table*
Lisa: Yeah, no, that’ll definitely kill you.
Kyira: Good thing I’m not a human.
Lisa: That’s not even remotely close to what I just said.
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Kyira: *crashes into the living room* FUCK
Raditz: What are you doing
Kyira: ITS THAT LEWD DAY AGAIN
Lillian: *chugging beer and lounging on a kitchen chair* And?
Kyira: THE GOD IS LOSING HER MIND, BABY PROOFING THINGS
Li: ITS NOT MY FAULT I HAVE SUCH A JUICY ASS, FUCK OFF!!!!
Lisa: TAKE OFF THOSE FUCKIGN THINGS AND WEAR REAL PANTS!!!!
Goku: *holding Ashley* Oh, this is why she didn’t want us coming over today.
Ashley: *sparkle eyes* Shots?
Everyone, collectively: NO
Lisa: I AM NOT REPEATING THAT SHIT WITH @belliigerent AGAIN! @ox-priincess ALMOST KILLED ME FOR THAT!
Ashley: *suddenly holding colorful plastic cups* Shots!
Lisa: *about to be in tears* Please God no.
Ashley: *smacking the cups to the table, chanting* Shots! Shots! Shots!
Lisa: THIS WAS A MISTAAAAAKKKEEEEE!
Lillian: Oh hell yeah. *chugs some beer and falls out of chair*
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Ashley: *Pouting somewhere*
Kyira: What is she doing.
Goku: She does this some times. Here, watch! *runs over to Ashley and scoops her up to tickle her*
Ashley: *loud, unholy screeching and kicks free*
Goku: *SHOOKETH*
Kyira: *snickering* I am, truly, amazed.
Raditz: What is happening and why did the child scream like that?
Kyira: Shes pissed but we dont know why.
Goku: *kicked puppy sounds*
Lisa: What the FUCK guys. All I heard was Ash loosing her SHIT!
Raditz: The child is upset and Kakarot is dejected she refutes his attempts at comfort.
Lisa: Son of a- *storms over to baby*
Kyira: Shes gonna scream again.
Lisa: *picks up Ashley and leaves through a portal*
Raditz: Well thats fixed
Goku: *parental pANIC* AHHH! WHAT! WHY! LISA BRING HER BACK!!!
Kyira: Oh my fucking god.
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Kyira: *vibrating intensly, staring angrily at the dash*
Mun: Uhm..... What’s-uh... what’cha doin’ there?”
K: *whips head around and glares at mun* There is a distinct lack of PRINCE VEGETA on here.
M: Uh... don’t really follow any ‘Geta’s....
K: *grabs mun’s shirt* Finds some, follow them, then let me at him.
Lisa: *Pulling Kyira off* No, stop, no, don’t, no more, enough, why are you both like this.
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K: That patroller girl is gonna kill herself.
R: Starved, the worst kind of way to go.
G: I couldn’t even try that, I can hardly go a few hours without food.
A: Ya’ll literally are the worst kind of people, why are we not helping?
L: Cause mun’s a nervous wreck
M:I HAVE WORK SOON LEAVE ME ALONE!
L: Coward
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Ashley, standing in the middle of a field: *screeching like a banshee*
Kyira, covering her ears: WHAT ARE YOU DOING AND WHY?!
Ashley: I have alot of untapped energy and bottled up emotion because I’m a teenager and don’t know how else to let it out so I figured if I scream for a long time, it’ll manifest into a new transformation like Dad does.
Kyira: ....... Can... Can I...
Ashley: *Shrugs*
Ashley and Kyira: *Screeching in the middle of a field at absurd levels*
Goku and Raditz, trying to figure out why the windows of the house just exploded: ??????
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Ashley: *sitting on the table, making fart noises with her mouth while squishing her own cheeks*
Goku: *sitting next to her, making fart noises in response*
Kyira: ????????
Raditz: *enters room, looks around, makes a fart sound with his mouth, leaves*
Kyira: ???????????
Caroline and Li: *make louder fart noises with their armpits, laugh loudly*
Lisa: *puts her palm to her mouth and makes a fart noise*
Kyira and Harley: ?????????
Ah-Ra: *stops in the door way, looks at everyone judgmentally, turns and leaves*
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Ashley: *Takes a big, deep, deep, deep breath*
Ashley: *Makes the loudest, longest raspberry possible*
Kyira: ???????
Lisa: *raspberries back*
Kyira: ?????????
Raditz: *Raspberries loudly from the next room over*
Kyira: ???????????
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