#Orsola Maylis

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Someday I will stop giving my babies makeovers...

Today is not that day.

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runictrolls said:  Ya wiiiiiife

hunnybunchesoftroll said:  Also Orsola. Someone's gonna get a bear hug.

ANIMAL PUNS? FOOD INDUSTRY?? SECRETS???? ....AGE DIFFERENCE :C

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it’s hunnybunchesoftroll‘s birthday so i painted a bear wife!!

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Rebirth Makeover Numbah Three!

Orsola Maylis

I am DAMN happy with her new look!

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RICCIN OR ID. >:D Alternatively, if it's easier: Pheres!

I’m not gonna lie, I think Orsola could find herself with a bit of a crush on Id.

They’re older than most any troll she sees and she’s *much* older than she looks. So someone with a bit more experience is attractive. Also he teaches dance and she fucking LOVES dance. Though depending on his school of dancing there might be fun arguments there. She’s all about swing and jive and such.

I could see her just catching sight of him and doing one of these:

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Orsola, spill it, have you ever cooked frozen/box-mix food and passed it off as your own?

Ahhh! No! No no no! Negatory! I would never! UGH!! BLASPHEMY!

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Orsola, bear wife, spill it: do you like yourself, and why or why not?

Awww, my sweet lil’ CUB, of course I like myself! I’m unBEARably gorgeous, have some of the finest PAWS to ever work in a nutrition block, and my DEN is always well kept and full of happy CUBS who have a GRRRRReat MAMMA BEAR.

Do I think I’m the GRRReatest troll in the world? Nah! But I like myself plenty, flaws and all.

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orsola, a killer is you :0

Well now, CUB, killing has kind of become an URSA MAJOR part of my life, you know? But I look at it like just being a different kind of butcher. Customers at my restaurant wouldn’t have many PAWsibilities on their menus if there wasn’t meat on PAW... And I wouldn’t be BEARy nice company if I didn’t have a sustainable system in place, yeah?

Now don’t get me wrong. I would never hurt any of the CUBS I’ve given shelter to in my DEN. I don’t offer one PAW in kindness with the other showing CLAW behind my back. That’s not my way.

No, see, what I do is I proBEARly hunt. At intervals, in several different BEAReas, with precise rules for what type I do or don’t go after. That way I’m always well fed and no one worth missing gets missed.

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When Push Comes to Shove: Fighting Styles of The Dorks

Zlokah Daraga

Weapon: Rock Sling

Method: Peg From Afar

Delusi Abella

Weapon: Psionic Darts

Method: Point and Pray

Orsola Maylis

Weapon: Cleaver

Method: Fucking Nightmare Fuel

Sustra Deemer

Weapon: Flogger

Method: Sado-Masochism

Preska Tonant

Weapon: Macuahuitl

Method: Giddy Enthusiasm

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bear wife and 04, 08, 13

You don’t want the full spread of info? okie dokes then :p

04. Favorite color: That kind of goldish-brownish colour you get when something caramelizes just the right amount to be truly delicious.08. Favorite food: Any and all pasta. Girl loves her some saucey carbs.13. Bad habits: Snores, chews her lip, gossips like a fishwife and curses like a sailor when working in the kitchen.

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BAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM!!! I AM BACK WITH A VENGENCE BABBUS!

This was the most SATISFYING series of redraws I think I have ever done in my life!

The dorks have been updated, my select page has been updated,.. EVERYTHING has been updated! REJOICE!

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Hey lookit! I redid another profile pic!

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Anybody who you haven't got yet for the meme -- if all your trolls have been got, feel free to do a lusus or something

Gonna do this for Orsola because I can ^_^

2-4 songs that are probably on their iPod

When You’re Good To Mama

Waltzing With Bears

All About That Bass

Big, Blonde, And Beautiful

The one place they sometimes end up falling asleep – where they’re not supposed to

The kitchens where she works when a shift has been particularly busy and run late.

The game they’d destroy everyone else at

Cooking Mama

The emoticon they’d use most often

Any variation on this ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

What they act like when they haven’t had enough sleep

Picture a very VERY grumpy bear. Now put that bear in a dress. There ya go.

Their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever.

Chai Lattes

How they like to comfort/care for themselves when they’re in a slump

Swing music, baking, and trash TV.

What they wanted to be when they grew up

Troll Gordon Ramsay

Their favorite kind of weather

Clear skies, but cool. Ideal Autumn days.

Thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?)

Orsola has a pretty strong alto range, and likes to belt classic jazz when she’s cooking at hive.

How/what they like to draw or doodle

She doesn’t doodle in the usual sense, but keeps a little notepad on hand to jot down recipe ideas or interesting ingredients she comes across.

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✂ (Just compare someone to Demena she's like 4'9'')

For the fun of it, here’s a comparison with all four current babbus!

With Delusi(4′6″):

YAY! Shortness buddies!

With Zlokah(6′1″):

Not pictured here: Zlokah’s awkward lanky slouching significantly closing the height gap.

With Orsola(6′5″)

Incoming mama bear hug! Don’t fight it tiny troll, Orsola hugs all.

With Sustra(8′10″):

Run.

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i came to send stars but i forgot to copy the star symbol so just take these instead: *** (for anyone?)

Orsola gets emotionally invested in cooking contest shows. She will yell at the screen when chefs fuck up, cheer when they pull off something amazing, and cry if bad things happen to them.

Zlokah goes through boots like nobody’s business from walking everywhere.

Delusi, jumpy as he is at loud noises, is not at all phased by scary movies so long as the volume isn’t too high. He can marathon them like a pro and sleep like a baby afterwards.

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★★★★ bam bam bam bam

Orsola sleeps in the nude.

Sustra thinks citrus fruits are the worst thing ever. Her tongue is over-sensitive to the acidity.

Delusi can knit on a novice level (mostly scarves)

Zlokah abhors violence... but will cut a bitch for secure wifi.