#Optimus is a raging Bisexual in every Contunity

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Just an 11pm thought cuz I can't sleep.

Imagine someone asking Cyberverse Optimus what type is/what turns him on in a Mech/Femme, Cuz let's be honest, he's totally Bisexual- and he just starts listing off the worst possible traits, getting more specific to Megatron as he goes along-

It'd be like this:

Someone:Optimus, What's Your Type in a mech or femme?

Optimus:Large,Dangerous,Bad Personality, could probably kill me if he wanted to, has a fusion cannon on his side, missing an eye and beat up after traveling to another universe, stole the matrix from said universe, bringing an alternate version of himself to this Universe-

Someone:oK, you just started describing Megatron.