#Oppo owns the dodgem cars

[detective-pigeon]

Andromeda Six Crew + Dodgem Cars HCs

(This was, for some inexplicable reason, one of my first thoughts as I woke up, and therefore must be shared with the world)

Damon: Will drive at you full-force and then follow you around, continuing to bump into you and not letting you get far enough away to get him back properly.

Bash: Will bump into you on purpose, but will turn slightly or take his foot off the accelerator at the last second so the bump isn’t too hard.

Aya: Will also bump into you on purpose, but will turn slightly or take her foot off the accelerator at the last second so the bump isn’t too hard. Though she would not be quite so gentle with most of the others.

June: Actually listens to the safety instructions and tries not to bump into people.

Calderon: No, no, it’s a pointless waste of time– Okay, maybe you managed to get him into a dodgem car, but he is not going to drive anywhere, he’s just going to sit there until it’s over... Until someone bumps into him and he immediately retaliates without restraint or mercy.

Ryona: Might decide to sit this one out – the crew have been known to take it a bit far with these sort of things and she might have to patch someone up afterwards, but if she does join in she’ll have quite good fun.