#One Chigado

[geekpopnews]

Conheça o universo de One Chicago

One Chicago é uma franquia de séries que conta com todo um universo de paramédicos, bombeiros, policiais e oficiais de justiça de Chicago. #chicagopd #chicagofire #chicagomed #onechicago

One Chicago é uma produção da NBC que conta com quatro séries sobre a vida e a rotina de trabalhadores essenciais da cidade de Chicago. Dessa forma, a franquia acompanha socorristas no trio de séries principal – Chicago Fire, Chicago P.D. e Chicago Med – e oficiais de justiça no quarto spin-off – Chicago Justice. Venha conhecer as quatro forças da One Chicago: Chicago Fire, P.D. e Med Nesse…

[theskyequakess]

It will be perfect (as long as you are with me)

Fandom: Chicago PD

Chapters: 4/?

Relationships: Jay Halstead/Hailey Upton, Jay Halstead & Hailey Upton

Characters: Jay Halstead, Hailey Upton, Kim Burgess, Adam Ruzek, Kevin Atwater, Hank Voight, Trudy Platt

Summary:

Hailey's had a hunch for a couple of days now, and she thinks she's ready to find out once and for all if it is what she think it is. How will she tell Jay?

Link to read: AO3

[eddsworldforever22]

Dolokos Fan Art

Aun no se por que chigados no habla español... Confiesa!

@dolokos-koss es uno de los primeros dibujantes de eddsworld que eh conocido, su estilo de dibujo es algo que me fascina demasiado y me sorprende tanto su imaginación (no sé de dónde lo saca? Jsjsjs xdd).

Yo me considero alguien que aprecia mucho su trabajo de artista, tiene mucho talento y es un tremendo experto en el mediabang paint (yo no le entiendo ni madres a esa aplicación ù-ú) Así que pues espero le guste los dibujos (compa... Te adoro, amo tu estilo eres único y no me mientas se que hablas español yo te conozco jpg.)

"Eso sonó mal ya le paró xd"

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@dolokos-koss is one of the first cartoonists of eddsworld that eh known, his drawing style is something that fascinates me too much and I am so surprised by his imagination (I do not know where he gets it from? Jsjsjs xdd).

I consider myself someone who appreciates his work as an artist, he has a lot of talent and he is a tremendous expert in mediabang paint (I do not understand him or her mother to that application ù-ú) So I hope you like the drawings (company .. I love you, I love your style you are unique and do not lie to me I know you speak Spanish I know you jpg.)

[daechvita]

Bonsito y Seokhye

                                       domestic ship meme! / @phasmatiss

who reaches out to new neighbors: Seokhye, he’s like that djskldsd

who remembers to buy healthy food: Seokhye, de entre los dos quien debe cuidar un poco mejor el peso y esas cosas por el baile es Seokhye. Pero seguro también Bonhwa por el trabajo que tiene que requiere de un estandar físico

who remembers to buy junk food: Both, no son neuróticos del fitness dhjskldsk

who fixes the oven when it breaks: Bonhwa se ve que tiene conocimientos en eso de arreglar cosas 

who waters the plants/feeds their pet(s): Seokhye, he’s the sunshine uwu

who wakes up earlier: Seokhye, Bonhwa a veces con el turno de noche no puede hacer mucho con este punto

who makes the bed: Quien se despierte al final, comúnmente es Bonhwa

who makes the coffee: Bonhwa cuando puede despertarse con Seokhye, sino Seok

who burns breakfast: Ninguno djsklkd los dos saben cocinar

how do they let each other know they’re leaving the house: Creo que los dos siempre se reparten de besos y abrazos, se quedan un momento así puesto que a veces no saben si Bonhwa podrá volver a casa esa noche, o welp, si algún accidente pasa. Es como un ritual.

how do they greet each other when one of them gets home: Seokhye debe tenerle siempre un baño preparado a Bonhwa, especialmente cuando trabajó. Cuando es Bon quien está en casa antes, es con la cena lista. Se repite su ritual de salida, besitos y abrazos.

who brings home little gifts like flowers/chocolates more often: Bonhwa :c siento que es el más detallista con Seokhye

who picks the movie for movie night: Seokhye djsklksd

their favorite kind of movie to watch: Superheroes(?) o series como esas de chigado pd(?)

who first suggests a pillow fort: Seokhye, es el más animado con esas cosas

who builds the pillow fort: Bon, porque es esa clase de husband que hace lo que Seok le pide con puppy eyes

who tries to distract the other during the movie: Seokhye, es mano larga(?)

who falls asleep first: Seokhye, es el del sueño más pesado

who is big spoon/little spoon: Seokhye disfruta ser la big spoon, Bonhwa cabe perfecto siendo la little spoon.

[adrianeleuteri]

ES PAN: GLITCH SON(G). Continuación del poema “Cholo enamorado” de Quetzal Noah

Wuzz up, morrilla?, I said pos entonces ya que se haga don’t se cotice, mija Is it about to be done or it is not that carnita asada o qué chigados, pues? And she said “the head, the star, Sheen, gun, dog…” I was pretty troubled pretty confused because I certainly don’t speak el inglés I am sólo a cholo enamorado so I told her qué tranza, morra your mero papa is in the house But she answered —I don’t know why— «The head, the star, ma’am, and, dog, pinch, M, more, Rome, echo and puto» She said puto. So I me encabroné because my cholo heart was roto and I told her: «uy, what a strawberry, mija» I said that, I swear «what a strawberry» Hey! Oh! (¡Me mamé! I know Mi mamá me mima, I moan Muchos meses míseros Micción no mamadón Meaningless metaphors Master mastodontic method for Me to melt mecos melosos Machín marica Macro macana Manflora´s mask Man-flora malora Mayón, mayate Mexa mojado Miclo or moreno Mate timorato Mete more merca Morada a la mouth Marvelous mara-viciosa Mota mágica Mira nomás Maistro mafufo Murky mirada Miope me mofo Monday mugroso Martes malandro Miércoles mierdoso Melcocha no matter Melancholy March from Mil novecientos noventa y ocho May is a Malevolent month, the most Malevolent month My name is Mitchell´s Manfriday Moe´s, no mames, no Manches, malsano manazo Man-asno, man´s asshole Miles de millas mojadas de mar Mar mandíbula, mar manso Marioneta mensa, marasmo Marimba, mamba, mambo Mambo, mambo, sí Malala, ma vie Michelle, ma belle Madiba, Mandela, la Muerte mastica Mielina en mi médula Monstrous, macabre Maculated myocites Missouria, Miss Ouria Miss Sauras, Miss Aura Misogynist, masochist Minos mythologies Midas, Milet, Mercury Migrant caravan´s memory Mandy, Mújica, música Mezcal, midori Mezcalina, merluza Marabunta marchante Misión: mejora el Mero medio Miedo a la Mara Machete, matanzas Managua, Morazán, San Miguel, San Marcos, Macondo, McHondo, Matías, México, La Magdalena, San Martín, Metepec, El Marqués, Manuel Doblado, Mixtlán, Santa María del Oro, Mazatlán, Mexicalli, Moctezuma, Madera Monclova, Monterrey Matamoros, McAllen, la Migra maltrata, Madrea, mata Maldito muro Metal maleable Milico mezquino Mejor Miami, Maje Mejor Milwaukee, More Meo mármol Mapeo mosáico Metronidazol meo Marfa mapeo Misanthrope Milusos Michigan´s Custer Matazón de Calderón Michoacán´s Butcher Morelos, Minesota Mississippi, masacrador Moreliano malacopa Mojito, Margarita Mexikander menonita Mexican-American Mixteca mariposa Madrina, mad riña Moddafucker Mayan, Modoc Meiosis, mitosis Moloch! Moloch! Mazapán, maní My mind is made of the Mystic melanin of the Mantle of Mojave Morra mamona Mija, no mame) me Malviajé a lo bruto My mind was gone when she said puto But, ah —who could tell —, she was right I was emputed so emputed lo que viene siendo emputed I mean, emputed, emputed than ni siquiera said cámara look at me, ruca ruca lucas ruca pazguata ahí se lo lava. Damn, I just jalé pa´ mi chante y ya de malas phoned my carnalito Emmanuel Zavala I said, qué tranza, homeboy, I’m a broken heart cholo let’s go to chingarnos solos some taquitos al pastor And he said yes But I suspect that he said yes because he wanted to stole the sweetnes the total sweetness —I truly mean it— from la tatema del trompito Oh, boy!, he said ahí voy to absorb the yellow sweetmeat of every pineapple cachito in every taco cacho por cacho until I get the whole pedazo Porque my hommie wanted to poner junta toda dulzura he could gather in his life in order to put it not into a libro, no, no, no, homes, not even into a poem lindo But in a single verso yes un chido verso the sweetest verso capable to stick hynas sobre uno mero just like la miel does with ants, just like ositos panda do with chubby guys, just like calacos do with cholo plants, just like The barrio slang does with cholo mouths Simón, ese: the sweetest verso Un verso that makes look Ant Onion S. Quinn Cap like the saltiest chingadera bato o quimera of this world A verso dulcecito Y dulce cito: dulcecito, dulcecito, que de tan pinche dulcecito cast on oneself all the pinches hynas del neighborhood Simón, hommies Y dulce cito y lo repito: delce, dulce, dulcecito que de tan pinche dulcecito melt your tong, esophagus, stomach and stuff and send it all to the morgue´s sarcophagus And just like el aire se chinga las branquias de los peces the sweetest verso fucks up my fucking pancreas every time que lo leyese: A verso bonito a verso dulce, compadre a verso travieso A verso de amor A verso — gee, homs! I gotta say it — Mamador A mamador verso, fella The most mamador verso para ellas that erase once and for all, fast, with the single sound of a snap de la tierra´s faz (from Califas to the lands of the Califas, from the Cali pachuquero to the Cali pachanguero) everything that has been written in the past Poetry — you should know by now carnal — is the most painful and bloodiest sacred art But it´s más leve for the one who doesn´t give a damn and uses any IG account pa´soltar puritos caligos instead of liberar hypnotic night owls porque es easier, no lo dudo, to use candies and not candles nomás para sentirse un culo when signing next to dashes the pieces and the scratches del bobo bulo burdo, buddy (You don´t move, I´ll better go cuz I don´t want to spoil the party: Len on McArctic) Monkey business, ¡me lleva la tristeza! I´ve become the biggest bully, ¿quién atiende en esta mesa? Hey, hey, hey, homs! tacos are ready! Red one or verde? said el taquero un canijo ronco y güero de Aliso Viejo or Santa Clara born in Laredo or maybe in Baja Esta chido, güey es pa´comer aquí, gracias. By the way we just don´t like salsa Why is that?, he said, ¡¿qué pasa?! Nada, bato, I said, we don´t even like tacos ´Ora la bebes o la derramas… said el paisa La vida es riesgo carnal, I said Put on las dos pero poquito no se me pase, raza So we ate unos taquitos drank two cocas, had two salsas and then ordered chubs of piñas chingos y chingos chubs of piñas pa´luego luego start writing The sweetest verso a Cola verso pa´ cada niña del universo a verso bonito a verso dulce, compadre a verso travieso A verso de amor And other chulas cosas cosas bonitas, coquetas cosas Then we signed, nomás así sobre un papel roto “ —Emmanuel Noah” And in the end como es costumbre and it should be: we took a photo. . —Adrián Eleuteri, a mamador poet