#Ok but like... what IS the Spectre retirement package...
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breadedsinner · 2 years ago
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Sometime during ME3, Raph and Ash are fighting through some Reaper Troops.
Raph: Hey, if we both survive this war, do you want to get married?
Ash: (laughs) What, to each other? We're in the same unit, that'd be a problem.
Raph: Not if I retire the second the last Reaper drops.
Ash: Aww, you want to pursue being a trophy husband?
Raph: If it's yours, I would consider it a dream job.
Ash: You know you'd need permission directly from the Council to retire from being a Spectre, right? It's in the manual.
Raph: There's a Spectre manual?
Ash: (laughs) Yes, Shepard. If we both manage to get out, I'll marry you.
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