#Oh technically Gordon shouldn't be recognized as Jay's last name because he never went w that name

[paragox]

Harumi gets a Death Note but things don't go according to her plan.

A Saga.

"How do you write Montgomery?"

"Why would I tell you? I don't wanna die… Actually-"

"You don't know how is spell do you"

"I'm illiterate I only coursed until third grade"

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"You're Jay Walker? Are you sure that isn't made up? What about a more normal surname like ..." *Checks notes* "Gordon?"

"I AM Jay Walker, where did you even-"

"… Son, there's something we've to tell you"

"…"

"What do you mean I'm adopted?!"

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"I thought your last name was Brookstone?"

"Uh, yeah?"

"Then why are you still alive?"

".. I'm surprised too"

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"Uh… Do you two even know your last names?"

"Yeah, of course! We're Smith"

"Nya.."

"What?"

Whispers "I don't really know our last names"

"..."

"..."

"… Have I lived a lie all this time?"

"… Yes"

"Kai, I'm gonna murder you"

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"Why isn't Zane dead?"

"… I think the Death Note doesn't recognize him as a living person"

".. Please don't tell Zane, I'm begging you, he already has enough crisis as it is, just tell him the book is specist"

Somewhere else Echo Zane is found dead and used as scrap.

Alternative: Zane keeps being turned on and off because Harumi is trying really hard to kill him.