#Oh Pac... :((((

[royalarchivist]

Pepito: fofoca???

Pac: Fofoca? You know, uh, me and Fit are dating, that's the - like, the last fofoca I can tell you

Mike: YOU STARTED DATING?!

Mike and Pepito react to Pac's news about dating Fit.

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Pac: Yeah, right? Like, I said to you - [stammers] Y- you - you cut my hair, man!

Mike: No no no no– You said- you said that you- you had met, but you didn't said you were dating, bro! What the fck.

Pepito: QUEEEEEEEEEEEE CUENTAME (WHATTTTT TELL ME)

Pac: Yeah, like, I think after like the first date, I think I'm dating, it's not how that- the things work, right?

Mike: I'm gonna- I'm gonna ask- I'm gonna ask Fit.

Pac: Ask Fit, ask Fit.

[Mike runs off to question Fit]

Pac: Fit like, invited me to... to dinner yesterday, Pepito.

Pepito: mi primera boda :-D (My first wedding :-D)

Pac: Cal- calma, calma, calma, calma- You know? We are– we are baby steps. [Laughs]

Pepito: PASITO A PASITO COMO PEPITO. (Little by little, steps like Pepito)*

Pac: Yes! [Laughs] "Little by little, steps like Pepito." [Starts singing "Despacito" then laughs again.]

* "Pasito a pasito" can also be translated as "little by little" or "step by step," but given the context of what Pepito's saying, "Little by little, steps like Pepito" is a closer translation to what Pepito's actually trying to say.

[cellgatinbo]

also also this whole bit from earlier was fucking GOLD. they were talking about character names in different languages, and had a little… slip of the tongue.

[she-karev]

GIACOMO GIANNIOTTI as ELIA Inganno/Deceitful Love 2024 (Season 1 Episode 3)

[seriouslycalamitous]

Assuming my theory on what’s going to happen is correct, I’m literally winning in 12 days.

If Fit gets kidnapped — whisked away by Madagio to some unreachable wasteland — do you realize what that will leave behind?

An angry Brazilian motherfucker with a pension for impossible escapes, a kid under his protection that can’t afford to lose another father, and an insane chip on his shoulder. Plus, if you consider meta, Pac’s gonna have plenty of time to let the anger gradually build, which means possible training arc as he realizes just what kind of hellscape he’ll be diving into to find his lover.

[svtskneecaps]

lukewarm take of the evening: y'all care too much about being ""outdated"". fellas this smp moves inhumanly fast. it is ok to CHILL holy shit CHILL. y'all are like "(posts BANGER ART) super late guys sorry" friend i am hitting you with a blanket i am snapping you with my metaphorical towel WHAT DO YOU MEAN SORRY. "(posts BANGER FIC) rip this is outdated now" WHO CARES???? I LOVE YOU, OK. ohhhh woe is us as the fandom at large for having MORE HAPPY PILLS ARC CONTENT oh no how outdated!! how could you be writing speculative fiction about how forever felt during happy pills :( slash SARCASM!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!! THERE ARE SO MANY BANGER ARCS, WHAT, YOU THINK WE'RE COMPLAINING????? FOR GETTING MORE OF THE CONTENT WE LOVED????? oh no we're past the period where everyone thought green gay ninjas were like Dead Dead, my work is now outdated and noncanon :( WDYM. GIMME. A BANGER IS A BANGER IDC IF IT TAKES THREE MONTHS. you think rome was built in a day?? fuck you, baltimore, GIMME. my ass has been cooking a goddamn backflipo family fic since july when it was ALREADY outdated do you think i fear god??? "oh no, you're making an edit of slime's (attempted) egg murdering spree?? how could you, that was months ago it's irrelevant" SAID NO ONE EVER.

save your wrists kidlings ok carpal tunnel is no joke. CHILL!!!!! CHILL!!!!!!!! TAKE YOUR TIME SHEEEEEESH OK LOVE YOU <3

[apollos-boyfriend]

tazercraft continuously accidentally stumbling into what’s possibly extremely important lore feels like this every time

[qhideduo]

Contrição

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[littleseasalt]

thinking back on theb theory that the brazilians were not supposed to be at the island and crashed it by accident (the alarm sound before the boat crashed, the brazilians having their introduction on a pile of dirt, richarlyson not having a place in the adoption center and not having his own bed). and how much that theory even if accidentally tracks with the brazilians constantly being kidnapped as if to ensure control over them. and then one of them becomes the president

[shen-mu]

just had a lil dream about Fit being an absolutely mess with Ramon because he has no parenting skills at all and then here's Pac. Badass looking Pac who fell in love with the little boy and maybe his father too (is he even his true dad? he doesn't know) their journey is a little strange as they try to figure out how to raise a baby together and their relationship in general but in the end of the day they're consider each other as a family

[callmebrutus]

don't think about how ramon used to having one life and one dad.

but he doesn't have to act more mature for his age around adults and his siblings anymore. he can finally be a kid. jumpy, bubbly, smiley and just overall happy kid. he's safe.

now he has both two lives and two dads.

[raycookiss]

I’m sobbing the way he cries right after

Also ty @outsiderswolfpac for the clips they’re such a lifesaver

@not-ur-boy-toy

[royalarchivist]

Richarlyson: This is a good ship that never came to fruition.

Mike: This ship is better than Hideduo. Shut your mouths.

[...]

Fit: Very cool artwork! DELUSIONAL, but very good artwork nonetheless.

Ramon: delulu

Mike and Fit's VERY different reactions to Pacmanduo art (Pac & Etoiles) in the fanart museum.

[galatoma]

I hope that Pac has never consumed any more content with Tommy in it or seen him in real life because I want to live in the world where Pac and Tommy have the offchance of meeting each other on The Realms while Pac's only point of information on Tommy is his sham marriage to Tubbo and the video in which he tried to win him back with an I'm Just Ken parody

[she-karev]

GIACOMO GIANNIOTTI as ELIA Inganno/Deceitful Love 2024 (Season 1 Episode 4)

[54625]

An idea that absolutely no one should fulfill - because it would take way too much digging through VODs - but is still entertaining to imagine is a Bee style Hideduo compilation video but it's just all of the times they've referred to each other as boyfriends or talked about/to each other in romantic ways while completely out of character without any of the necessary clarification and naturally the video is titled they're really hard selling it

[slumbergoblin]

I just like to think that I'm funny :)

(Betrayus on the far right belongs to @autumn2art)