#Oh He Dead

[dat-soldier]

[ketchuplaser]

[thejoyofviolentmovement]

News/Announcements: Elsewhere Festival Announces Music and Conference Programming

News/Announcements: Elsewhere Festival Announces Music and Conference Programming @marauder @midtopia @VisitWichita @DowntownWichita @Greater_Wichita

Photo Credit: Catherine Horath With summer just around the corner, y’all know what that means. More festival announcements. Let’s get to it. Created and produced by Midtopia, a Wichita, KS-based nonprofit artist and music-worker collective striving to build new models for the music industry, Elsewhere Festival and Conference is a not-for-profit event created to facilitate the building of…

[laviejaguardia]

Baby Ryan Reynolds in The X Files?????? Omg

[captain-starskull]

On a scale of Hank Green to King Charles III how science-based is your approach to your cancer treatment?

potions??? lmaoo rip bozo

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[hansoeii]

this one's for you, edwin paine

[bet-on-me-13]

The weirdly competent Doctor

So! The Watchtower's Medical Bay is a hub of constant Activity. With the number of Heroes who work under the Justice League, there are always injuries, health check-Ups, and illnesses that need healing.

But with the amount of Variant Biologies that those Heroes have, it's always a guessing game as to how to help them best. Some Metahumans react positively to penicillin, but others react like it's their Kryptonite. Some Aliens have anatomy similar to Humans, others are so different you can't tell the Stomach from the Bladder.

So when they hired a New Doctor for the Medical Bay, they had to run him through an entire Course on Variant Biologies and how best to treat specific Heroes. It was long and difficult to remember fully, but it was necessary for him to know.

But then the new Doctor started correcting Them.

"Actually, Martian's react better to the Syrup of Eucalyptus Plants better than Penicillin, since Eucalyptus is very similar to a medicinal plant from Mars which they used in many of their antibiotics."

"I don't think just pumping double doses of sedative is the best way to calm down a Speedster, that could have adverse effects on their body. Perhaps try Psychic Intervention? Their minds move a Mile a Second, but if you can calm them down their bodies will follow suit."

"Of course you use Micro-Doses of Kryptonite to operate on Superman! What else would you do?! I don't know, maybe ask JLD to enchant your Equipment to make use of Kryptonian suseptiblity to Magic? The Kryptonite is just gonna give him Cancer!"

Of course the Doctors didn't take kindly to being rudely corrected by a newbie, and Fired him on his first day.

Then a few days later their usual Treatments don't work, and they decide to give those strategies the Quack Doctor gave them out of desperation.

And Lo and Behold, they work! Martian Manhunter is fully healed and feels much better than the previous times he has needed surgery. Apparently they used a different Antibiotic that worked better with his Biology. Which was incredible, how had they figured it out?

Another Doctor you say? One who was experienced on Martian Biology and Medicinal History? He would very much like to meet with the man!

...

What do you mean you fired him for talking back?!

[abeautifulblog]

I really enjoy how Edwin subverts the expectations for his character archetype. Usually, if you had a character that was a mousey unpopular teenager who'd gotten bullied to death, they'd be shy and laden with insecurities, easily steamrolled by characters with more force of personality -- but instead, by the time you meet him in the show, Edwin's ego is basically bulletproof.

He is entirely confident in himself, and comfortable being himself, free to be as fussy, effeminate, and old-fashioned as he likes, because the only person whose opinion of him he gives a fuck about is Charles, and Charles thinks everything about Edwin is brilliant and he can do no wrong. Thirty years of Charles's radical acceptance has allowed him not only to be himself, but to be himself fearlessly.

And I think that's beautiful. :)

[pokeberry5]

boy hostage (spiritual successor to this)

big brother to the rescue:

[thejoyofviolentmovement]

Video interview: Midtopia and Elsewhere Festival's Jessie Hartke

Video interview: Midtopia and Elsewhere Festival's Jessie Hartke @midtopia @VisitWichita @DowntownWichita @Greater_Wichita @marauder @WaveWichita @BarleycornsICT @OldTownWichita @harvesterarts

Created and produced by Midtopia, a Wichita, KS-based nonprofit artist and music-worker collective striving to build new models for the music industry, Elsewhere Festival and Conference is a not-for-profit event created to facilitate the building of community around artistic and musical endeavors. The inaugural festival and conference will be held in Downtown Wichita, KS June 21, 2024 – June 22,…

[isabellaofparma]

#the cat king would've liked niko because she was the only one to show him an ounce of respect

[bixels]

I watched Starship Troopers tonight.

[epicfeather]

Well thats not how you go ghost