#Officer Zuffle

[oobletsdaily]

Stuff Officer Zuffle Says

Sadly, he's a cop 😔

[oobcoops]

Just some choice insights from some citizens of Badgetown

[fleeblesim]

Officer Zuffle barged right into us while Arah was talking to me smh

[awellboiledicicle]

the lady that sells you seeds also keeps heavily implying she buried bodies and assorted evidence on your new property bc she didn’t expect people to be there.  the hot air balloon pilot is wildly unqualified and also deffo a criminal.

but like the only cop is v much a dude that seems like he wanted to be a civil servant and since no one else worked there he just went “well i guess im in charge. and i’ll be the historical society, and the notery, and--”

I only care about officer zuffle because the worst thing he seems to have done is being totally incapable of realizing when his dumbirbs are punking him. 

also if Videon is actually an alien wearing a person suit, i will flip my shit. 

Ooblets is literally the only game where stamina bars havent stressed me out.

You don't pass out or die if you run put, it just slows you down and says u need sleep. Worst case scenario is you're groggy thr next day.

I'm also not stressed about calendar issues bc seasons dont really happen.

Its good.

[oobletsdaily]

I caught Officer Zuffle's dumbirb running away... to go live on my farm apparently???

[oobcoops]

Badgetown was probably pretty safe though, right?

[oobletsdaily]

Hello!! I got a letter in my mail requesting 400 gummies for 5 gleamy ooblets! I checked my mail and it was just 5 suspicious painted rainbow. Can I refund?

ah unfortunately this is quite a common scam! I would suggest speaking to Officer Zuffle about this but I'm afraid he fell for the exact same scam... twice 😔

[fleeblesim]

Officer Zuffle, you idiot.

[oobletsdaily]

Stuff Officer Zuffle Says

Sadly, he's a cop 😔

[oobletsdaily]

Stuff Officer Zuffle Says

Sadly, he's a cop 😔

[oobletsdaily]

Stuff Officer Zuffle Says

Sadly, he's a cop 😔

[oobletsdaily]

Stuff Officer Zuffle Says

Sadly, he's a cop 😔