#Octavio picks up on the vibes Eventually but he’s got other stuff going on and just ignores it
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It’s my Neo 3 but the biggest plot twist is he’s the oldest bc he’s in his 40s.
#i love making old people sorry#the only one of my agents that was a kiddo during the events of their game was Three#she was 16 at the time#my Four was like 21#my Eight was 18#and then there’s the dude in his mid 40s who had a messy ‘divorce’ with Octavio#(they were never dating except in Maculos’ dreams)#(longest slow burn situationship)#fellas is it gay for your short and cunty doctor to be a little obsessed with you#not if the cunty doctor/fashion designer/dancer fumbles your ass hard#by never shooting his shot and getting jealous of Callie during Splatoon 2’s events and thinking she’s trying to steal your man#(who isnt even your man)#(your man who isn’t even your man and has zero interest in callie)#sorry my favorite ship dynamic is little freak who’s obsessed with someone and guy who is completely clueless about that#Octavio picks up on the vibes Eventually but he’s got other stuff going on and just ignores it#no time to be gay boy we’re at war#Octavio thinks Mac is a little freak and kinda creepy and he’s right#but he does at least platonically enjoy his company so it is what it is#Anyway my Four is in a relationship with Callie bc she’s not a pussy and saw that squid in a cunty outfit and asked her out after the fight#Eight has a little crush on Pearl but who doesn’t. she wouldn’t act on it though because she respects Pearl and Rina too much#she doesn’t know if they’re poly or not and wouldn’t dream of asking amd risking Making It Weird#since they all live together#(my running joke will forever be that every Octoling either wants Pearl or wants to be Pearl)#they just all think she’s really cool#Acht tries to be immune to it but it’s hard not to have mad respect for a squid with vocal talent like Pearl’s#in that Pearl can and will kill with it#(R.I.P. tartar lmfao)#anyway my Three is aromantic and mostly non-verbal autism swag#she spends a lot of time with the squid sisters but mainly prefers to be alone and away from all the Agent drama#Four is a hardcore ranked battle competitor and pretty much retired from agent work like
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