#Oc:Has-Strange-Dreams

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I posted 44,044 times in 2022

That's 21,304 more posts than 2021!

24 posts created (0%)

44,020 posts reblogged (100%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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I tagged 97 of my posts in 2022

#skyrim headcanon - 16 posts

#oc:swissel - 13 posts

#oc:regan - 13 posts

#piracy - 5 posts

#oc:erv - 5 posts

#oc:manei - 3 posts

#youtube - 3 posts

#hmm - 2 posts

#sheogorath - 2 posts

#oc:has strange dreams - 2 posts

Longest Tag: 126 characters

#because my history teacher mentioned them while discussing the trend of irish immigration during and after the great hunger...

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Apparently there's many loose goose in my area

Seriously though, geese are evil incarnate, and I hope you don't run i it one

6 notes - Posted August 20, 2022

#4

If you live in Tamriel. Which part of the region that you'll hate the most?

By weather alone, Winterhold. I have no doubt Red Mountain makes the winds there absolutely ridiculous, and I don't even need to mention how cold it would be.

What about you?

11 notes - Posted September 13, 2022

#3

I'm happy that you are reblogging about my beloved husband Cthulhu

Been a lover of Cthulhu since I was a spud, and I must say...

It's not your husband... Its *our* husband

11 notes - Posted September 11, 2022

#2

Alright, so everyone remembers how the basement's flooded, yes?

And we all remember how when we were all waiting for S4 they told us the season would end with somewhere filled with water?

What if something happens in the basement that causes something incredibly bad to happen, forcing Nandor to use a wish to repair the house, and possibly another wish to save eveyone?

I could be grasping straws, but the basement is clearly important, especially since Baby Colin keeps saying he puts holes in the basement walls, and from what we can see, *only* the basement walls

12 notes - Posted August 27, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

You are so precious and perfect and worthy of love

Aww, thank you!

I hope you know you're wonderful too

12 notes - Posted December 23, 2022

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[average-crazy-fangirl]

Welp, thanks to @laughable-illusions, I've gotten into Hero Forge, and have recreated my Big Five™ TES OC's (main game OC's), and now have a reason to rant about my OC's

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Manei, Eternal Champion of the Arena.

Dunmer-Altmer halfling Battlemage.

Forced to play Hero at age 19, traveled through all of Tamriel, never met a single Daedric Prince, is the Tamrielic equivalent of an aethiest, is utterly convinced gods aren't a thing, and contracted Noxiphilic Sanguivoria a few years after marrying Erv.

Had quite a large crush on Ria Silmane, though they both just stayed friends. Manei did not take her death well.

We all love a tall trans bisexual/romantic buff lady, so Manei is here to fill that role.

Didn't ask questions when their husband, who was infertile, somehow got pregnant.

Found a random baby Argonian at the side of the river a few years after she and her husband retired and just said, "Sweetheart, we're parents now."

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Erv Anesac, Hero of Daggerfall, Champion/First Guidance Councillor of all Daedric Princes.

One braincell is in that skull of his, and it's stuck in a Dragon Break.

Dunmer-Breton halfling Illusionist.

Absolute whore of a wereboar.

Uriel Septim had the ingenious idea to send Erv on a very important mission in his home of Daggerfall. Why Erv? He helped Manei locate a piece of the Staff of Chaos, and his family had a history of saving Tamriel*. Also magic dreams.

*his not so long ago family founder was the Vestige/Soulless One, who I may make a separate post about, an Emperor of the previous Empire and the fates decided to bring the family back into the drivers seat of the wheels of fate, and also thought it would be funny if the first person to defeat Mannimarko since his imprisonment, was a descendent of the person who imprisoned him.

Suffered real mental health problems after the Dragon Break.

Out of all Daedric Princes, Sheogorath was the only one who kept showing up for Thundas Tea, even after Erv's retirement, so he was the one Erv decided to go to when he wanted too make a deal.

Short, trans, pan, mentally ill icon of a wereboar.

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Has-Strange-Dreams Anesac, Nerevarine, Skall Friend, Champion of Azura, Killer of Almalexia, inspiration for Lusty Argonian Maid, Older Sibling of the HoK.

Bigender icon of a panromantic.

Trained by xyr mother Manei as a Battlemage.

Was arrested after a certain Countess Alessia Caro decided she didn't like the look of a golden Argonian with red scales on xyr face, and glowing blue eyes, and framed xem for murder, and claimed xe were an escaped slave from Morrowind. How her plan worked, no one knows.

Didn't sleep the entire way too Morrowind and actually got to know Jiub, so he got visited by the Nerevarine while in Vivec City quite frequently.

Adventured Morrowind with Swissel after a letter was sent to them asking for help. Very fast speedwalking was heard from Cyrodiil, straight to Morrowind.

Joined Twin Lamps very quickly, and had to custom make a chain to be attached to the back of Swissel's clothes so they didn't kill racists.

Xe genuinely broke down crying when facing Dagoth Ur, leading to them both sitting on the group weeping, as Swissel killed the moment, pissed on the tombstone, and danced on the grave, as they physically rolled into the room, wearing so many layers of clothes they were just a ball of material.

Also broke down crying when Sotha Sil died, and when they learned who did it.

Went against Hircine during the Bloodmoon Hunt.

Punched Swissel after they found another of Sheogorath's artifacts, and became his Champion after xe became Azura's champion.

Left Tamriel with Dagoth Ur as xyr lover, heading to Akavir after Oddfrid's prophecy gave xym a very strange feeling.

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Swissel Anesac, Hero of Kvatch, Saviour of Bruma, Champion of Cyrodiil, Champion of Sheogorath, Divine Crusader, Listener, Duke of Dementia, God of Madness.

Trained Dunmer Illusionist by their father Erv.

Non-binary, gay, whore.

Was arrested after a beggar payed a guard to arrest them for horrible singing. (the fact it worked impresses Swiss to this day.)

Was born after Erv asked Sheogorath to make so he was no longer infertile, the only real drawback was Erv could be pregnant, Swiss had blue and yellow eyes instead of red, and had a radar for Daedric Artifacts. The other drawback was they were very confuse by the idea of being in your mother's womb.

Could summon scamps and find Daedric Artifacts since the age of four, leading to thier best friend and travelling buddy, Nexus the germophobic Scamp.

Tamed a unicorn. The unicorn then tried to mate with Shadowmere during the Dark Brotherhood questline.

Grinned when Lex was transferred.

Dated Martin Septim, who mantles Akatosh. Then dated Lucien, who died and became an aspect of Sithis.

Was revealed ot be Pelinal Whitestake. They certainly giggled at the fact a dark elf was the reincarnation of the Wild Elf killer.

Laughed at how badly Mannimarco looked compared to their father's old illustrations.

Wasn't actually slowed down when they got the Staff of Everscamp. (the staff was only returned when they became Sheogorath at the end of their adventures)

Traversed the Deadlands by spamming a custom spell that turned them invisible and gave them night vision.

Became Duke of Dementia since the trauma of their adventures got to them a while before Sheogorath ever opened the Door in Niben Bay.

Blames themselves for the fall of the Thieves Guild and Dark Brotherhood

Wrote the Elder Scroll of Dragon, as foreshadowed by Martin Septim's last words before he passed into history as the last Septim.

Sometimes worries what Martin would think of them becoming a Daedric Prince.

Searched downright desperately for a Dragonborn so a repeat of Martin's death didn't occur. (They technically succeeded.)

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Regan Dov, Last Dragonborn, Champion/Second Guidance Councillor of all Daedric Princes, Listener, Oblivion Walker. (With guest appearance, Swiss the Skooma Cat)

Jack of all Trades of a class.

Went to Skyrim to try and start a new life. The plan worked, unfortunately, they planed a quiet life.

Non-binary biromantic demisexual.

Sheogorath was the first Daedric Prince they met, where they were quickly called out for their mental health problems, given the wabbajack, and an arm length butterfly tattoo.

Abused the ability of Dragonborn to slightly lift the Dragon Fires and create a working portal to Oblivion form Mundus.

Outsmarted Herma Mora to save Miraak, ad three more dragonic siblings.

Feels dysphoria thanks to their strange dragon soul.

Like any dragon, purrs like a cat when happy.

Cannot get drunk under normal circumstances. (Daedric wine, here I come.)

Same with all regular drugs. Skooma is a minor stamina potion, moonsugar is a mage's best friend, and only nirnroot has worked to get them high.

Hosts party's for Daedra worshippers, and constantly has to kill Vigilants of Stendarr, either when they crash their parties, or whne they come to arrest them and take away the Daedric Artifacts.

Hides the fact their dragonborn like a dirty secret.

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Hooo boy, one long post, ranting about my OC's.

What more can a hyper-fixated fanfic writer with writers block ask for?

[average-crazy-fangirl]

Swissel!Sheo: Haha! I'm here forever!

Dreams, Nerevarine: So am I baby sibling.

Erv, immortal (whether from Dragon Break or Daedra is unknown): Have fun kids!

Manei, a vampire: You're all stuck with one another.

Swissel!Sheo: ...

Swissel!Sheo: My predecessor cursed me, didn't he?

so with the confirmation that the greymarch (and therefore mantling) cycle is over all the jokes Sheo makes in Blades and Skyrim about having forever/eternity are really just saying

[average-crazy-fangirl]

There was a popular rumour going around during the Oblivion Crisis that claimed the Hero Of Kvatch tamed a live unicorn that had a bloodlust like no other animal.

There was another that claimed they once drank over a hundred bottles of skooma and gained the ability to fly.

The third was a conspiracy that claimed the HoK earned thier riches by tricking a group of vampire hunters with vampire dust they had cloned with the use of Summon Scamp Scrolls.

One spread by the HoK that their overly large freckles were made after a Daedric Prince attempted to throw pieces of cheese on thier unborn face as a prank.

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A rumour was spread that the Nerevarine was the elder sibling of the HoK, and another rumour was another of their siblings was the bastard who helped Sheogorath kill that Bull Netch. (those two completely not related)

Another was the Nerevarine's father was one of the only wereboars who participated in Hircine's Bloodmoon on the Isle of Solstheim. (a rumour spread by Captain Carius of Fort Frostmoth)

One rumour spread by Six House members was that the Nerevarine is an Argonian who seduced Dagoth Ur before they used the tools of Kagranak to stop the Blight.

A popular rumour in Vivec City was the Nerevarine was the inspiration for the second and third books in the Lust Argonian Maid Trilogy after stripping down naked in front of a Hlallu member. This rumour was, and is, greatly hated by all who still claim the Nerevarine is a Dunmer.

A follow up rumour claimed Vivec City was allowed to be destroyed by Azura because of the disgrace it caused to the Nerevarine's image.

The last rumour claimed the Nerevarine beat three Champions of Sheogorath and won all three times.

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A rumour about the Dragonborn claims they once had a party with both Sheogorath, Sanguine, and both of their cults, in thier own home. (a rumour spread by members of the Vigilants of Stendarr)

Another claimed they had outsmarted Herma Mora at a game of wits to save four random pricks.

A few cults claimed they were a child of Akatosh, Sithis, and a Deadric Prince.

Another cult claimed they were the only thing stopping the Daedric Princes from killing each other.

One claimed they had power over every guild in Skyrim, and had personally killed multible members of the Morag Tong.

What if the heros of the Elder Scrolls had mythology?

Like little myths that were spread about them, ranging from "the Nerevarine is a demi god" to really stupid ones like "The HoK tried to fist fight Clavicus Vile for a sweet roll.. And won."

The reason I present this is because I want to hear what myths your characters would have!

I have one for my Hok that simply states that all his freckles are from the ashes of Oblivion :)

[average-crazy-fangirl]

I decided my main protags were all related in someway.

My Vestige Janus Anesac was, and I don't think I can put this another way, a complete whore (loving)

Eight spouses, countless children, too many to keep track of without use of blood magic.

One branch in the old family tree settled in High Rock, and eventually had a breton, who married an excommunicated Ashlander Wise Woman, and proceeded to have fifteen children with her(the whore thing is genetic)

One of his fifteen children is Erv Anesac, the Agent of Daggerfall.

Erv's wife is Manei, otherwise known as the Eternal Champion of the Arena, the Altmer-Dunmer who defeated Jagar Tharn.

Their first child (Has-Strange-Dreams) was adopted, after Erv found a baby Argonian abandoned on the side of a river, and was revealed to be the Nerevarine over thirty years later

Their second child (Swissel) was born six years after they found Dreams, and ended up being the Champion of Cyrodiil, Divine Crusader, AND Sheogorath.

Regan is TECHNICALLY Swissel's kid, so their father is the Hero of Kvatch.

To make a long story short, the entire Anesac family know about their ancestor saving all of Mundus, and don't really care since heroism runs in the family anyway.

Erv loves his heroic wife, Manei loves her heroic husband (even if he did cause a dragonbreak), and both of them adore their children, and their children's children.

Dream's loves his entire family, even if her younger sibling was found out to be Pelinal Whitestake 2:Electric Boogaloo, and became Sheogorath.

Swissel loves their parents and older sibling, even after becoming the Mad God, even having a vacation beach house for their parents in the Shivering Isles, and adores Regan.

Regan is constantly processing all the historical figures they're related too, and wonders how any of them can walk outside without being harassed by an army of historians. (They do love them though)

All in all, none of them care about the attention they get from their relatives, but DO hate the attention their relatives throw their way ("Have you met my older sibling? They're Nerevar Reborn!" "This is my lovely wife, she defeated Jagar Tharn, did you know that?" "This is my youngest, they defeated Umaril the Unfeathered. THREE times." and on and on and on...)

Oops, made a long post!

Now I’m curious who here has tes protags who descend from other tes protags tell me about em. Do they love or hate the attention