#Obi puts the straight vodka in the pasta sauce and actually thinks it tastes good
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Obi-Wan: *hands Anakin a glass of ‘juice’* here, drink this.
Anakin: *takes a single sip, full body shudders and turns to glare at Obi-Wan in betrayal* What proof is this??? Some really huge number????
Obi-Wan: *taking a longer sip with much more grace, looks embarrassed* I thought it tasted fruity enough for your toddlers taste buds.
Anakin: *more betrayed toddler glares*
#star wars#obi wan kenobi#incorrect star wars quotes#anakin skywalker#BABE STOP POISONING HIM#Obi wan makes his Jungle Juice with everclear#Obi wan eats 90% cocoa chocolate#Obi wan thinks 10% beer is ‘fine for kids I guess’#Obi wan was told doing a bump after a shot is NOT a chaser#Obi wan thinks vodka soaked gummy bears is a fun treat lol shoulda given Ani that the sugar would have helped him#Obi puts the straight vodka in the pasta sauce and actually thinks it tastes good#plz do not let this man hand you a mixed drink it’s rocket fuel
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