#OOOUUUH BABY

[geniusmoore]

if i take a bite out of his ass and it doesnt pop like a jelly fruit I DONT WANT HIM

IF I TAKE A BITE. OUT OF HIS ASS. AND IT DOESNT POP LIKE A JELLY FRUIT. AT LEAST I KNOW. THAT LASKO MOORES WOULD

[lazorbeanz]

Younger Tails when he hurts himself: *baby sobs*, needs cuddles from big bro

Older Tails after banging his knee on a bench: *starts cursing uncontrollably*

Sonic hearing the bang from the other side of the house: OOOUUUH- 👀 HEY LANGUAGE!!

He rushes in to check on his little brother but wasn’t aware of the random ahh chair in the road and ends up stubbing his toe on it

Sonic: *also starts cursing uncontrollably*

Tails: *still seething from the pain* L-Language!

[thebisexualdogdad]

Something tells me modern!au Buggy who runs a haunted house (as per your last headcanon post) would be the type of owner to get into trouble not even necessarily for anything actually brutal but for like… low key stupid reasons because he is just so fucking devoted to make the most horrifying haunted house experience you can get. Stuff like “We were planning to have this mannequin on this chair actually be electrocuted but two days later we had to take it down because APPERANTLY that’s a “fire hazard” ugh” or “Thought it would be really effective to have actual maggots in this thing over here. Thought of putting something in like meat or something but Cabaji was all “Ooouuuh that’s against health regulations”… wuss.” Probably culminating into something that makes the local news like “Local haunted house owner faced with fines after its been discovered he kept 20 trained fruit bats in the attic for “ambiance” ” (None of the bats were harmed. Buggy goes on and on about how he actually ensured those flying rats weren’t being disturbed and how they got plenty of stuff to eat and how they had the best batty life they could want for. It’s not HIS fault those teens didn’t read the “Staff only” sign on the door and decided to just go up there anyways and got attacked by the startled animals. If anything HE should sue them for breaking into private property.)

Yes to all of this!!!

So when I was in elementary school I went to the ymca and I was part of the group that always decorated for thier family friendly haunted house and every year there was at least one instance where the lights would have to be turned on for some kindergartener who got too scared and needed to be escorted out so i can just imagine Buggy getting so mad every time one of the actors tells him to turn the lights on cause someone needs to get escorted out

"How about you don't go into a haunted house if you're gonna get scared and piss your pants you big babies!" He says as someone almost passes out in the room full of real snakes and spiders

[ecclais-fouoras]

Sometimes moving on is good

Ch7 and 8

Ch6 here

Smut

When you finished working on a piece you would always go back to diane's house. It was a bit like coming "home", you two had never vocalized if or which house you were moving into. The two houses were pretty close, you could build a corridor between the two and make it one.

This evening you were pretty productive and finished painting earlier and after cleaning you got going.

When you arrived quietly you didn't know where diane was so you went looking for her, Passing her room you heard your name in what sounded like a moan, at first you were a bit worried was she having a nightmare ?

So you opened the door softly to wake her up but instead found her on the bed hands down her body.

"Mmm..Oh..y/n...yes" she whimpered fingers rubbing her clit under her panties, and pinching her nipples with her shirt pushed up to expose her pretty boobs.

"Mm...you should take the panties off it'll give you a better access and me a better view of your sweet pussy."

"OH MY GOD Y/N GET OUT"

She yelled as she threw you a pillow.

"Hey, hey chill, don't go here attacking me babe"

She took another one but this time didn't throw it but buried her head in it and groaned in frustration. You went closer to her and lifted the cushion to find her.

"Diane ?...babe..."

"What !" She spat angrily.

"HEY calm down i didn't do anything to you why are you so mad ?!"

After a short pause she answered.

"Nothing..I'm sorry I just feel embarrassed and frustrated."

"A type of frustration i can help you with or...?" You said in a flirty tone.

"Grrr stop that. This is exactly why I'm embarrassed."

"What ? That i cought you masturbating ?"

"Don't"

"Really ? Is this what this is about ?"

" Please stop I'm already ashamed enough as it is. I don't want you to talk about it.

"Honey... there's nothing to be ashamed of"

"YOU COUGHT ME MASTURBATING I'DD SAY THAT'S PRETTY EMBARRASSING"

She couldn't even look at you and threw her head in the pillow once more.

"No..no..no more of that diane look at me "

"No.."

"Please ?"

She lifted her gaze to meet yours and you stroked her cheek.

"Diane there is nothing to be ashamed of -no let me finish- masturbating is perfectly natural, and it's not like that's anything I haven't seen before. Your beautiful and you have every right to touch yourself. With or without me by the way, even if i'd rather watch you while your doing it... But that's beyond the point. You do what you want with your body, as long as you're not putting it in danger or sleeping with someone else and didn't tell me. Now why are you frustrated, you said you were embarrassed and frustrated ?"

You asked your voice trying to be as soft as possible.

"I'm not telling y..i...i just... it's already embarrassing enough"

"I told you I don't judge you, It's not anything weird or shameful, you have no reason to be embarrassed i love you..."

"Okay...i love you too"

"So...what happened ?"

"I.. well I was trying to..you know...and I..."

"No i don't...what were you trying to do"

"Oh my god you make this so hard...can't we just drop it ?.."

"No."

"Why ??"

You looked at her and kissed her cheek.

"Well you are obviously upset and we need to talk about It."

"..."

"So..what happened ?"

"...mm...I was trying to...to come...have an orgasm by myself but i couldn't do it..what if I can't even make me cum alone ?"

She started crying slowly

"Hey...hey..hey babe shhhh" you sat on the bed, took her in your arms and caressed her bare skin under the shirt that had gone down.

"Diane there is nothing to be worried about, is it the first time you try ?"

"Yes..."

"Exactly for lots of people it's hard the first few times. You don't know what to do, or what to think about, you feel embarrassed and silly all these things make it difficult.

Orgasming isn't just about your body climaxing, you need a good head space and

To not overthink it. It's okay if you don't have an orgasm diane you aren't used to touching yourself especially alone."

She listened to you and her sniffling slowed down.

"Do you want to try again later ? With or without me ?"

"You don't mind staying ?"

"Of course i don't I'd be glad to give you a hand" you winked teasingly at her.

"In all seriousness if you want me there with you, i have absolutely no problem with it"

"I'm...not sure..it's just I fell that if you're here i would come because you're stimulating me...and i want to do it on my own"

"That's fine too...do you want to try now ?"

"But you're here ?"

''i can go downstairs and fix us some food or outside to garden, whatever you want"

"Can you go downstairs and cook"

"Sure...babe don't worry it'll come with time and practice. But you need to cut yourself some slack, relax. If you desperately want yourself to orgasm, there'll be to much pressure on yourself and you'll just keep edging yourself. Also If you need to watch porn that's fine too, you just need to find what you like. It can be imagination, visual or vocal stimulation." She took in the advice and you stood up to leave. Before you did you kissed her soundly and pinched her nipple as you caressed her hips.

"Well... I'll be downstairs if you need me. Have fun babe"

"Yeah..."

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After about 25 minutes you decided to go check on her. The food was ready and the table set.

You went upstairs and you heard her moan loudly. "AH YES...Mmm y/n FUCK"

She sounded like she was enjoying herself so you just sat on the bench in front of the door, cool not weird at all.

After a few minutes of moaning and breathing loud you heard her come.

You waited and she got out of the bedroom after a while.

"OH God y/n you scared me ! What the hell are you doing here. Have you been here all the time ?!"

"No ! No babe I just came two minutes ago to check on you since it had been 25 minutes and well..you were apparently enjoying yourself and i didn't want to disturb you"

"How did you know it wasn't going to last 25 minutes again ? You were just going to stay here for how long !?"

"I wouldn't have stayed 25 minutes babe. I heard you moan and knew you would come within 5 minutes."

"How did you know i didn't even"

"Hey stop being mad at me...I was just worried about you.."

"...I'm sorry"

"It's okay babe...and to answer your question you do this moan when your about to come that's different, it's lower pitched, breathless and then two little high ones, also your face softens before tensing up and your left brow goes up three times but I couldn't see that."

She laughed as she looked at you

"How the hell you know that you weirdo !"

You followed her in laughing and replied.

"Well I just listen and look at you when you come cause it's really hot, and it's just something I've noticed"

She moved forward and kissed you softly at first then opened her lips and your tongues danced around each other.

She sat on your lap in her panties and your hands flew to her hips. She grinded herself against you.

"You just spend thirty minutes touching yourself and you're still horny."

"..mm..yes, i want you to touch me now"

You lifted her and went inside the bedroom to lay her on the bed. She scooted closer to the headboard as you peppered kisses on her neck. "You're so beautiful like this"

She blushed before taking your lips in hers.

"I love you" you mumbled between kisses.

She pulled away and breathed "me too".

Your hands found her shirt and you pulled it over her head. "You're still not wearing a bra ? You naughty girl" you whispered in her ear.

"Mmm...yes...now fuck me... I'm begging you" you pinched her nipples and kissed her sternum.

"I like it when you beg me...keep begging sweet girl."

You went down her body nibbling the skin and running your hand on her skin while the other one cupped her breasts.

You took her underwear off with your teeth as you started up her body.

"Mmm...so wet little one"

"..Mmm..yes...all for you babe"

"Are you sure it's all for me ? Isn't that because your pretty fingers were inside your sweet cunt a few minutes ago"

You said as your fingers danced on her folds and she moaned.

"Oh..ah ! Yes y/n"

She was beyond soaked so you eased two fingers into her directly and sucked on her clit. You alternated between licking and sucking as you curled your fingers inside of her and after a few minutes she came hard, shaking and crying out your name.

"Well that was fast...maybe i should see how many times  i can make you come like that"

"OH GOD"

You pushed back three fingers and went back to sucking on her clit.

She came 4 more times and an hour later she broke the silence ;

"Well we should go downstairs the food's cold"

"Jokes on you i already ate, and it was delicious"

"Seriously you ate without me ?"

"No silly...I ate..you know what forget it explaining a joke ruins it"

"Ooh...you meant you ate me out ?"

"YES obviously" you said as you raised your hands in defeat.

"Come on babe, I made ravioli"

"Ooouuuh nice"

"You really have the best life"

"I know orgasms and raviolis, I'm living the dream"

You kissed her and raced to the stairs yelling

"Last one downstairs has to do the dishes !"

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Warning ⚠️: mention of abuse

"diane baby do you know where I put my brush ? I can't seem to find it anywhere"

You expressed as you went in the bathroom while she was under the shower.

"Y/n get out !" She said as she turned around to hide her back, unusual for someone, you usually hide your chest don't you ??

"What ?"

"I said GET OUT"

"WHY ?" she threw bottles of shampoo at you before you bend down so it wouldn't hit you in the head.

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"

"LEAVE"

"NO"

"THEN I'LL KICK YOU OUT"

you didn't understand what got to her, she was usually so sweet and calm,  besides you had seen her naked already.

"It's nothing i haven't seen before diane !"

She didn't reply just kept throwing stuff at you. You remembered that this is how it started, getting mad at you for no reason, throwing stuff at your face, then apologizing. You had enough. You were shaking, scared she would be like her, you didn't run away so she could do the same thing. You had been through enough for that to happen again. You were done excusing people for their abusive behaviors. She stopped because there was nothing left to throw.

"DAMN Are you out of your mind !"

"OH QUIT being a little baby y/n"

"I'M BEING A BABY ?! YOU'RE THE ONE THROWING BOTTLES AT ME FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON !!"

"I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT !"

" AND I ASKED YOU WHY ?!"

"BECAUSE"

"WELL YOU'RE GOING TO BE HAPPY, I'M LEAVING, YOUR SUFF WILL BE IN A BOX OUTSIDE MY HOUSE IN AN HOUR."

"WHAT ?"

"OH YOU HEARD ME"

"WHY??"

"BECAUSE YOU SCARE ME ! DO YOU REALIZE YOU COULD HAVE HIT ME WITH THESE ?! "

"THAT WAS EXACTLY THE POINT"

"AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I'M LEAVING YOU" she tried to get out of the shower and get closer to you. But you moved backwards.

"NO YOU CAN'T, please don't go away, no one's ever stuck with me for so long before"

"You should have thought about that while I told you to stop throwing stuff at me. I'm done being someone's punching bag, and i can't give you that chance"

"What do you mean ?"

"I don't have to explain myself to you. Get dressed you're going to get cold."

"Baby... Don't leave me. I'm sorry i got mad...please y/n"

"That's exactly what they always say"

"Who's "they" y/n"

"Nevermind diane"

You tried to leave but she grabbed your shoulders and held you tightly.

Her wet skin hugging your clothes.

"You're going to get my clothes drenched diane ! Let me go"

"No, I can't bear the thought that you hate me"

"I don't hate you."

"I scare you"

"When your like this you do"

She started to cry softly

"Oh diane... i didn't mean to make you cry but you need to understand that I can't let you be violent towards me. Someone else might let it go, but i can't take that risk again" there was a short pause

"Especially when i don't understand what I did wrong, can you tell me diane ?"

She couldn't show you, she'd spent her whole life hiding it, not speaking a word, and there you are cracking her open, with your sweet words and open heart.

So she decided now was the time, she turned around and lifted her hair that wasstill wet. Drops of water spread down her bare back, pearling on the scars that were spread around in it by her mother when she was a kid.



You were speechless, you had seen these types of mark before, when your brother got cought for something he did to you, you'd have that conversation but that would be for another time.

"Wh...when ?...and who ? And why haven't I seen it before ?"

"Until i was 9...my mother...and I've never told anyone"

"And you didn't want me to see you that's why you got upset...i get it now"

"I still know i shouldn't have gone mad...I'm sorry"

She turned back and held you close as she cried.

"....My mom... used to get very angry at me, for no reason and she'd... beat me whenever she could..."

"I'm so sorry darling..."

"I'm sorry... for getting violent...y/n I really never wanted to hurt you" she said sniffling her words.

"I know...and I'm sorry that this happened to you... You didn't deserve any of it..it wasn't your fault."

"..I...never knew what I did to upset her so much"

You took her face in your hands and looked at her, her naked breast shivered against you. "Babe, listen to me. Nothing. Justifies. The. Beating. Or. violence. Against. Children. Or. anyone."

You sealed each word with a kiss.

"I never told you this, but my big brother John got beaten up by my dad and kicked out when he found out about something he did. And no matter how wrong vit was of him, I was still mad at my dad for doing that, beside it got him into more trouble than we deserved."

"What happened, what did he do ?"

"He strangled and stab me when i told him I liked women."

"How old where you?"

"12"

"Oh my god"

"I know, my mom called an ambulance and he pressed charges against my father."

"And you?"

"I was operated and he was a minor so the police said he couldn't be judge so i should drop all charges. What about you mom ? Did she go to jail"

"No she killed herself"

"Oh."

"Yeah i found her in the bathroom"

"Honey...I'm so sorry...did you go to therapy for everything ?"

"Yes, my dad took me"

"Was he a good man ?"

"Yes, but my mom had custody when they divorced and he lived far away, after she died he took me back and we moved to Connecticut."

She was in your arms now and trembled slightly.

"Darling you are cold, get dressed I'll be downstairs"

"So... you're not leaving me ?"

"No...but if you ever rase a hand on me i will not hesitate"

"I promise, i love you" you smacked her butt before your left

"I love you too, now get your cute ass in some panties"