#OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH GIMME GIMME GIMME

[the-dragon-hearted]

Being an asexual multishipper when your handed a love triangle be like:

Couple A & B: I love the vibes. Immaculate vibes. Incredible tension. Sex? Idk, just keep that tension going. Hate/love each other forever. Give me a fight scene where they keep complimenting each other. That's the SHIT! Give me an argument and then earnest apologies. Mutual respect folks but also that tasty hate/affection. I don't care if it's not healthy I WANT IT -

Couple A & C: Sweet, precious, wholesome folks. Cuddle each other if you must, wonderful. Make each other breakfast. Never change. Kisses? Sure, but have you imagined them dancing to the radio, smiling softly as they plan what to make for dinner? BECAUSE I HAVE -

Couple B & C: MMMMMM so tell me more about the asshole with a heart of gold trope. Yep. Yep give me that protective nature. Yep. Wonderful. I need you two to go through hell together holding each other's hands the whole time. Fucking? I could care less, just keep holding hands in the fires of hell please. That gets me.

Throuple A & B & C: Those shenanigans are incredible. The taunting? The inside jokes? The shared glances at each other? MORE! MORE OF THEM. I DON'T CAREEEE ABOUT HOW THEY'D FUCK HOW DO THEY GET IN THE CAR? Who holds the door, who climbs in first, who drives? Who prefers highways? Who's the nighttime driver?Who's got the radio? What are the games they play on road trips? Give me the gossip sessions where they catch each other up, PLEASE -