#OOOOO it makes me sick I can’t function

[gothicwill]

I wake up. I get out of bed. I remember Hannibal and Will grasping onto each other in mizumono. I get back in bed

[rustycopper4use]

OOOOO THAT’S SO COOL!!! I saw Hermes when I looked in the asmr tag for the literal first time and was like. stunned. The design itself is GORGEOUS (I’m a HUGE humanoid-with-animal/monster-body-parts (is there a name for that??) fan) and I didn’t know this was a thing? It’s super unique and I love it DHDHSKS. If you ever get the time I’d love to hear more about these guys or any other ocs you have!! :D

-🪼 (signing off as an anon even though I just followed you LMAO- anyway hiii, nice to meet you :D !!)

ALRIGHT SORRY FIR TYE WAIT

here’s my lecture over my listeners

first up is Hermes he’s the second listener I first design (before I started posting)

This was his orginal design! When first drawing him I thought squid guy(I can’t remember his name for the life of me rn) was the love interest.

Hermes was intented to be mostly fish like and a more confident personality to counteract squids personality

but the notion of Hermes/paradise is just some weird guy with hospital trauma and mother issues was too tempting.

his character as a whole is just basically my own medical trauma.

I like to think with all the different species in his genes that it messed up his immune system and his general body functions

In this case he would constantly get sick and have Cronic stomach issues.

along side he’d have terrible eyesight + astigmatism and like mild breathing issues

his skin reaction to outside damage is quite odd, ever time his body sustained mild injuries his skin repairs itself but changes the way the skin look (ie colour or texture)

however the more extreme cases his skin will become the exact opposite it once was. Example if the patch of skin is scaly it will now become a soft fuzzy feel.

Furthermore the body has a limited amount of change to fix damaged skin/muscle and bone.

think of a hand of cards if the body puts down all of its cards over the extended period of time that area of skin will not repair. Regardless of healing abilities from others, white blood cells that chunk of skin will not heal.

so there is the possibility that Hermes’ could have bone or muscle showing but it hasn’t happened yet.

He wears compression wear to help blood flow through his body.

when choosing his name I did intend to make his name Hermes’ but I thought it be too on the nose but I ended really liking it!

Hermes mom, Arkoff, always gave me a feeling that she treated him more like a pet then anything.

THABKS 🪼 Anon! I will do the others in due time

[myriadimagines]

Bad Liar

Marvel (The Avengers) One Shot

Characters: [FEMALE] Reader x Liz Allen + Peter Parker & Ned Leeds

Warnings: mentions of robbery and cheating

Request: “YESSS omg requests are open! May I please request a one shot for Liz Allen where the reader is spider woman but she doesn’t know and so she thinks the reader is cheating on her but it ends in fluff? Thanks so much” - anonymous

Word Count: 2,147

A/N: ahhh i'm glad you're excited !!!! and ooOOO a Liz request!! and i didn’t really have that many feelings about Liz while watching the movie but for some reason i was super excited to write this. it turned out being a lot longer than i expected, so i hope you enjoy!

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It almost made you laugh how in love you were with Liz Allen.

As you watched your girlfriend stroll towards you in the cafeteria, a smile couldn’t help but float onto your face. She waved at you from a distance, and you waved to her, beckoning for her to hurry up and come over. She laughed as she quickly jogged over, carefully balancing her tray of food.

“Hey!” she chirpily greeted you, kissing your cheek. You could see jealous stares from the tables nearby, but you shrugged it off. You knew how lucky you were to be dating with her -- at least half the school had a crush on her.

“Hey.” you grinned as she sat besides you. “About time you came; these nerds were boring me about their lego structures.”

Liz giggled as you gestured to your close friends, Peter and Ned, who were sitting opposite you. Ned rolled his eyes as Peter playfully tossed a lego brick at you, which you jerked to the side to dodge.

“I’ll have you know,” Ned lifted his chin. “We’re going to build the best Millenium Falcon lego ship that this world has ever seen!”

“Well, I’ll be excited to see it.” Liz encouraged, leaning forward and smiling at Ned.

You smiled to yourself as you could see confidence light up Ned’s eyes. Liz was always so kind hearted to everyone, you were still amazed at how the two of you were dating. You were a snarky, quiet kid who kept mostly to yourself when you weren’t hanging out with Peter and Ned.  

“Anyway,” Liz leaned her leg up against yours as she turned to face you. “You still coming over later?”

“Of course I am.” you winked at her, and she laughed.

“Alright, I have to go prepare some stuff with the Homecoming committee.” she finished off her food and reached for her bag. She leaned over to kiss your cheek again before standing. “I’ll see you after school, y/n.”

“I’ll see you after school.” you nodded excitedly, and Liz giggled as she waved goodbye.

“If you guys weren’t my friends,” Peter commented, smirking. “I’d say you guys make me sick, how in love the two of you are.”

You reached for lego brick and chucked it at Peter, who laughed as he ducked to dodge it. “You’re just jealous, Peter.”

--

You hiked your backpack further up your shoulders as you jogged out of the school doors, and smiled to yourself when you saw Liz standing at the bottom of the stairs, looking around for you as she waved goodbye to the classmates that passed her.

“Sorry to keep you waiting.” you swooped in besides her, wrapping arm around her waist. She smiled as she pulled you closer.

“I don’t mind.” Liz replied, before you leaned over to give her a quick kiss, the both of you ignoring the whistles from a rowdy group of boys nearby.

“Come on,” you held her hand and pulled her away, shooting a glare at the boys. “Let’s get out of here.”

The two of you started walking down the street, hand in hand, as she ranted about the Homecoming committee. You nodded, listening intently, as she frustratedly talked about the multiple disagreements they were having. She was gesturing wildly with her other hand, and you could see she was getting increasingly agitated.

“Hey,” you laughed, taking hold of her other hand and turning her so that she was facing you. The two of you were outside her house now, and she took a deep breath to compose herself. “Don’t stress about it too much, alright? It’s just a dance.”

“I know.” she sighed. “I just feel so much responsibility, and I just want it to go well.”

“You’re always great at organizing things, so I’m sure this dance will be spectacular.” you reassured her, and she gave you a grateful smile.

“Sorry for ranting the whole walk.” she said sheepishly. “What did you get up to today?”

“You know I don’t mind listening to you.” you laughed as the two of you headed inside. “Well-”

You were cut off by your buzzing phone in your pocket. It had been vibrating the whole walk, but you were too absorbed listening to Liz you hadn’t noticed it. You reached into the pocket of your jeans and pulled it out, and frowned.

Peter: I NEED HELP

Peter: NOW

Peter has sent you his location

“What’s wrong?” Liz leaned closer to you, trying to look at your phone. You quickly stuffed it into your pocket, but she had already seen. “Was that Peter?”

“Liz, I… uh…” you stammered, trying to think of an excuse. You hated having to do this to her -- leaving without an explanation -- but you had to. “I have to go.”

“What?” Liz jerked back, confused. She squeezed your hand, her eyes wide as she continued, “What’s going on, y/n? Why is your face all pale?”

“I’m sorry.” was all you could manage to say. You leaned over to kiss her before sprinting down the street, leaving Liz hurt and utterly confused.

--

“This better be good!” you yelled into the phone as you dumped your bag at it’s usual place behind the local cafe and pulled on your suit. “Liz is probably going to kill me when I get back.”

“Sorry,” Peter winced on the other end. “I was trying to handle it myself, but the whole thing just got worse. At least ten other guys showed up, and now it’s turned into a high speed chase. I have no freaking idea where the cops are, but I can’t do this alone.”

“Robbery?” you asked as you pulled your suit out of the bag and quickly changed, balancing the phone between your ear and shoulder.

“Yep.” Peter confirmed, and you could hear him grunting as he was probably trying to fight. “But they’re armed.”

You finally zipped your suit up and flexed your fingers. Only Peter and Ned knew your other identity: Spiderwoman. It was a long story about how you became spiderwoman, but you worked with Peter, and occasionally Tony Stark to stop crime in New York. For the longest time, you wanted to tell Liz, but you knew it would be dangerous to reveal your identity. So instead, you would be forced to come up with botched excuses and clumsy apologies every time you were forced to abruptly leave for a mission. You could tell Liz was getting impatient with you, but there was nothing you could do.

Before you turned off your phone and tossed it into your bag, you said, “I’ll be right there.”

--

You fired a final spiderweb at the group of robbers you and Peter had rounded up and tied around a lamppost. They grumbled as they attempted to wriggle away, and in response you fired another web, although you knew there was no way they’d be able to get out. Peter scrawled a note and placed it on the webs for the cops, and the both of you stepped back to catch your breaths.

“Are you still mad at me?” Peter asked as the two of you quickly escaped upon hearing sirens a few streets away. The two of you quickly climbed up a building and perched on top of the roof as you watched the cops arrive and cautiously approach the robbers. You could see one of them reading the note before some of them took our their handcuffs and began cutting the webs away, the others standing behind with their pistols raised.

“No.” you sighed, the both of you taking off your masks. “You were right -- you wouldn’t have been able to do this alone.”

“You should go back to Liz.” Peter nodded, cracking his knuckles. “I’ll stay behind in case anything else happens.”

You sighed and nodded. Your suit was connected to your phone, and you could see your notifications blowing up in the corner of your vision while your mask was on. All of them were from Liz, wondering where you were and what you were doing.

“I just feel so bad.” you mumbled. “I keep hurting her feelings, but I can’t tell her why.”

“It’s for the best, y/n.” Peter said quietly. “I’ve never told anyone, and we both know Ned only found out by accident.”

“Yeah.” you sighed, pulling your mask back on as you stood up. “Well, I hope she’s not too mad at me.”

Peter gave you a small smile as you turned around and headed back to Liz’s house.

--

You haphazardly shoved your mask into your bag as you jogged up to Liz’s house and rang the doorbell. You had just zipped up your bag when Liz’s mom answered the door, and she smiled warmly at you.

“Hello, y/n!” she smiled. “Glad you could make it. I know school projects can be a bit of a hassle.”

“School project?” you asked, confused, and Mrs. Allen laughed.

“Liz said you had a last minute school thing you had to help out with, right?” Mrs. Allen explained, and you felt even more guilty. Even when you hurt her feelings, she was still covering up for you. “She’s upstairs waiting for you.”

“Oh, Right!” you nodded quickly as Mrs. Allen stepped aside to let you in. “Thanks, Mrs. Allen.”

You quickly jogged past her and up the stairs, pausing in front of Liz’s room. You took a deep breath, before knocking on the door. You heard a meek ‘come in’, and you slowly pushed the door open. You saw Liz sitting on her bed, distractedly flipping through one of her books. She looked up at you, and you gave her an apologetic smile as you walked in and closed the door behind you.

“Hey,” you said softly, and Liz looked away. “Sorry for making you wait.”

Liz pressed her lips together and became focused on a spot on her bed, refusing to look at you. You sighed as you stood frozen by the doorway, unsure of how to make things up to her.

“Liz?” you asked, and she didn’t respond. “Liz, talk to me.”

She didn’t respond, and you sighed and turned to put your bag down.

“Are you cheating on me?” Liz suddenly blurted, and you could feel your jaw drop as you turned to face her. She hugged her knees to her chest as she looked away. “I mean, if you are, I’d rather you just tell me now instead of sneaking around.”

“Liz!” you exclaimed, finally composing yourself and rushing to her side. You sat besides her on the bed and put a hand on her back, trying to comfort her.

“You’re my girlfriend, but I barely get to spend time with you anymore.” Liz continued quietly, and you could see tears welling in her eyes. “And you spend so much time with Peter…”

“No, no, no. Babe, it’s not what it looks like.” you said frantically, placing your hands on her shoulders so she could face you. She looked up at you, almost pleading you with her eyes to prove her wrong, and you bit your lip as your brain scrambled for an excuse. You couldn’t tell her what you were really doing -- she’d be so incredibly worried, not to mention how dangerous it would be if she knew.

“Well?” Liz whispered, her voice croaking slightly.

“I love you so, so much, Liz.” you finally answered. “And I am so sorry for being such a terrible girlfriend lately, but I would never cheat on you. You know I only think of Peter as a brother, and besides, why would I want to be with anyone else when I have the most amazing girlfriend already?”

You could see Liz scanning your face, trying to judge whether or not you were telling the truth. Her eyes suddenly widened, before shyly smiling at you.

“You know,” she said. “That’s the first time you’ve told me you love me.”

You blinked a few times, before grinning. “Well, it’s about time I said it. I do love you.”

Liz smiled as you leaned in closer to her, and before you gently pressed your lips against hers, she whispered, “I love you too, y/n.”

She relaxed as you reached up to caress her face, and she shifted position to pull you closer to her. The two of you fell back onto her bed, giggling in between kisses as you ran your hands through her hair.

“You still haven’t explained to me where you’ve been.” she mumbled against your lips.

“Family emergency.” you muttered, running your hands down her waist as she snickered.

“y/n, you are such a bad liar.” she scoffed. “But I’ll forgive you. For now.”

“Thanks, babe.” you laughed as the two of you continued kissing, unaware of the suspicious red mask on the floor that had fallen out of your overturned bag.

[shwarmadillo]

ayyyy I’m doing one of those question post things!

Rules: answer the questions, then make 11 of your own. I was tagged by @rabidfairyshakestinyfist (THX FRIEND!)

1. Molly Weasley or Minerva McGonagal?

ooooo that’s a tough one but probably Molly tbh. I aspire to be as loving AND as badass as her.

2. What’s your fav drink?

If you can find a more enjoyable drink then hot chocolate on a cold & rainy day you lemme know.

3. Mountains or the sea?

Look mountains are really pretty but also very high up so I’m gonna go with the sea on this one.

4. What’s you favorite part about your room?

My pillow. Look people I just wanna sleep.

5. What is your favorite quote?

i sound really pretentious, but there’s this poem called “The Old Astronomer to His Pupil” and I just really love the line “I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night”. Also “SWEET MOTHER TERESA ON THE HOOD OF A MERCEDES BENZ”.

6. If you could be anywhere in the world rn where would you go?

idk. Maybe Sydney? I’ve always wanted to go to Australia.

7. (adding on to 6) Would you bring anyone w/ you and who?

Some sort of arachnid expert cause I hear there are a lot of spiders and I can’t handle that alone.

8. Do you have a bucket list? What’s one of the items?

ehhh low-key. and I guess to one day go on an actual roadtrip that seems cool.

9. What is your favorite possession?

Idk man. All of my limbs and functioning organs? And that one super comfy blanket maybe.

10. Do you like the color of your eyes?

Yes actually! They’re pretty okay as far as eyes go.

11. If you could travel back to one day in your life, when would you go?

I would go back to when I was eight and slap myself for making that list that ranked all the kids in my class by popularity. God I was a real asshole.

Annnd time for my own questions! I’m tagging @lovemecaptainhirato @raimijenner @rabidfairyshakestinyfist (yes I know you tagged me but its different questions so just roll with in) @the-italian-ghost-king and @latenight-bookworm

1. What’s your favorite book genre?

2. Dark chocolate, milk chocolate, white chocolate, or none?

3. Do you get sick a lot?

4. What’s your favorite word in the English language?

5. What’s your favorite food?

6. How would you describe your sense of humor?

7. Hot weather or cold weather?

8. Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? If not, what’s the latest you’ve stayed up?

9. Favorite character (from any media)?

10.  Have you ever broken any bones?

11. What’s one piece of advice you would give to your younger self?