#OOOOO GUYS
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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Supernatural “Power Hour” Part 26!
Mabel is prepared for a sleepover at all times.
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#OOOOO LAST POST KINDA NOT REALLY#I have an epilogue planned! stay tuned for that#I love these guys#my art#spn power hour#supernatural#spn#gravity falls#steven universe#toh#the owl house
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just saw eeaao in cinema
#it was my second watch actually and ooof#OOOOO GUYS#absolutely devastated in the best and most positive way#i love this movie so much it's a spiritual experience for my fucked up brain and i really mean it#it's absurd it's meaningful it's chaos it makes so much sense it's funny it's heartbreaking#also bc it's the second screenings they play a short message from daniels before the movie and behind the scenes after credits and ��🥺🥺#it was so heartwarming waaaaah#idk it just....... nothing matters but that's good you know??#tried so hard to hold my tears for half of the movie lol#also shoutout to that guy in the back that cried laughing and couldn't stop you're the best sir#agnes talking
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the Little
#Im doing none of the things I should be doing so i make fun of some fictional character (im shorter)#Tho Like I know the game model heights r exaggerated for perspective and style and aren't accurate but he is so tiny omlLMAO!!!!!(I'm short#Punch out#Little mac#Disco kid#Soda popinksi#And that guy#Peter punch#I might might post this in some other site so if some certain some of you recognize it NO YOU DONT !!!!!!! ooooo u saw nothing oo xD#Tho I don't think snespunch is that tall he's def not jumping up to punch his opponents unlike somebody haha (I'm sho
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sometimes I just think about how completely insane the cc!QSMP streamer community is with things unrelated to Minecraft
We’ve got Cellbit which runs one of the if not THE biggest tabletop RPGs out there in Brazil, Wilbur who’s living his life as a rockstar. Tubbo as a former National Trampolinist…
And then we’ve got the other creators who, while not exactly famous like those three are, are just as insane. Fit used to be a teacher, Quackity went to LAW SCHOOL (law??? school???)… God don’t even get me started on BBH being a literal Florida man (I’m not wrong! It takes a special kind of person to be able to know how to use a gun, knife-throw, AND axe-throw… not to mention Do Those Things Competitively!)
it’s so easy to forget about all these cool fucking things about our ccs :0 Id love it if you guys were to drop other cool things/facts you guys know about any other streamers :]
#qsmp#Cellbit#Wilbur Soot#Tubbo#FitMC#Quackity#Badboyhalo#ooooo you guys wanna drop your cool & silly facts/hobbys about your streamers
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Pink haired tango pink haired tango pink haired tango pink haired tango pink haired tango-
Someone please add some lithium and potassium to that creature please I am ON MY KNEES 🙏🛐
#god gave me homework because he knew I would be too powerful if I had enough free time to draw pink haired tango#guys please help a brother out#I’m having a tangotek brainrot moment#AND LIKE#HE CAN MATCH WITH JIMMY BECAUSE JIMMY DYED HIS HAIR THAT ONE TIME#pink ranchers please please please please#you’re a trafficblr artist and you want to draw pink haired tango so bad ooooo look at the shiny gold watch as it sways back and forth#oooo you wanna draw him so baddd#we are unlocking all the colors of the tango fire hair rainbow at this point#my post#mcyt#trafficblr#traffic life smp#secret life#secret life smp#slsmp#tangotek#tango tek#tango of the tek variety#team rancher#kind of
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my blorbo now, he has melanin so i'm giving him more and some earrings <3
#reverse 1999#reverse: 1999#reverse 1999 joe#reverse 1999 j#purinsu art#oooooo the subtle implications of him being poc ooooooooooooo#the emphasis on immigrants and displaced people of color and the homeless and the needy forming communities to support each other#bc the government specifically does not care for these low income neighbourhoods ridden with crime#i havent seen anyone post his story event on youtube yet so im mad sad abt it#but so far joe is leaning towards a blonney type. arcanist raised as a human for whatever reason#AND IN THIS CASE.... BC OF HIS BABY SISTER.....#ooooo when they point out that he doesnt even fight with arcanum he prefers to beat the shit out of ppl with his hands#and how he doesnt use his unique skill much and how he grew up with paulina and#im spiraling guys#the whole fucking 'i wish i never met you' speech fucked me up
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Sbubby Eef Freef
drew some focking guys. Look at them. Look at them. Look at them.
BONUS. I thought it’d be really really funny if they were in the dark.
#the whole 'oooooo spooky dark subway ooooo' thing has probably been done to death already BUT the difference HERE is the DICHOTOMY#they're in a cutesy sorta style but then BAM! WHAM! NOW ITS DARK AND SPOOKY! and the ooo spooky ghost type stays silly <3#i can't think of anything funny to say i should go to bed#anyway uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#eye contact#submas#subway boss ingo#subway boss emmet#chandelure#eelektross#pokemon#myart#been trying to think of something to draw and then said fuck it just draw some guys being guys and then i did so proud of me for that <3
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Eeee I don’t know if someone’s done this already but I Needed to draw it so here 🤲 (no text version under the cut)
#they are just little guys your honor#in my mind they are happy and friends still and Mono facetimes Six with TVs on the maw#ooooo I need to start creating and posting again I haven’t posted my art anywhere in years#I was giggling the whole time I was making this#finally got some free time in college and had energy to do anything but rot#wondrous#art of the forest#(me)#ln2#little nightmares 2#mono#six#ln2 six#ln2 mono
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Wrote a new chapter of Synergy and Entropy during naptime at work (at a preschool lmfao) today so here it is!
AO3 link HERE
#also happy early halloween guys ooooo#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#ao3#poolverine fanfiction#fanfic#deadpool 3
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a merthur x hayloft fic plot because it would work so perfectly, cause whatever happened to the young young lovers?
Arthur trying to make up for uther, who went off the rails when his wife died at Arthur’s birth and uses their money on whatever new thing he’s found to fill the void that Arthur’s life created. Arthur, who had to raise himself on their farm and run all of the business on his own while keeping pretenses that uther knows better than him. He’s at his limit, one single scathing remark about how “strange it is you haven’t found a girl yet, Arthur,” from dropping his entire livelihood and running away with the money he earned for them.
But then he meets merlin, one of the ranchers sons who’s incredible with his hands and god, the way commands the horses, the way his teasing remarks makes Arthur’s heart skip a beat, the way his eyes light up — and he feels like he can breathe again, or maybe for the first time. Everything is a pleasant haze until months later when uther catches them in the hayloft together intertwined in body and soul and has his hand gun pointed in his face demanding to repent for what he’s become. He tries, he really tries to talk his father down, that a gun won’t solve anything, to go back to sleep. yet uther yanks merlin up by his sex-mussed hair and his gun turns to point at Arthur’s starkly exposed and terrified lover instead. There’s tears streaming down his face as he grows increasingly hysterical, the pale skin that Arthur had just been reverently worshipping only minutes before still glowing in the moonlight. He can see the red marks he left, not even yet developed into their purplish completion. He suddenly visions everything clearly if he remains complacent to uther, can see Merlin’s lifeless form slumped over with uther towering over, his lovers soothing pulse never to be felt under Arthur’s lips again, and something inside of him breaks. without a second thought, he grabs the shotgun leaning against the wall behind him and aims.
“You wouldn’t dare,” uther scoffs, like he really believes it.
He’s not a bad kid, but he had to do it.
he couldn’t not. he had to face off.
he had to kill pop.
And so he does. because he couldn’t not, not when merlin was his everything.
Covered in blood, they burn down the barn with his body in it and tell everyone uther got drunk and knocked over a lantern, tragically passing in the fire in the middle of the night before anyone noticed.
Whatever happened to the hayloft?
you can ask Arthur and Merlin, but the only truth they’ll tell is to each other.
#GUYS ITS JUST TOO PERFECT#hayloft x merthur#and maybe we can even get into what they do after uthers gone#ooooo lord#if someone else doesn’t write it#I JUST MIGHT#bbc merlin#merlin#merthur#arthur pendragon#merlin x arthur#bbc merlin fan fic#bbc merthur#fic prompt
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Watching loumand edits and it’s like.. what do you feel you owe each other? And why is it venomous attrition? The world’s most predictable collapse? They’re so.. girlypop.
#loumand#amc iwtv#iwtv#louis de pointe du lac#armand#their dynamic is something I rotate in my mind for hours#ooooo they make me sick#and I’m a loustat guy
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congratulations! you died! ✮⋆˙
or golden gear!monty serving cunt on his own grave, whichever you prefer honestly bdgjdyhdh something something context Golden Gear Midague Au Collection idk man!!
other versions cuz i can never pick one *explodes*
#refrence from adorkastock!! thank you for saving my life time and time again#i like this guy a normal amount#my art#fortnite#montague#fortnite montague#montague fortnite#golden gear midague au#goldengear!montague#tw blood#tw injury#tw smoking#ask to tag#cant take this seriously with his wheelies flashing BJWBAFAJF#ooooo is this forshadowing?? oooooo??? soemthing so cool cooking??? (heheheheheheheheheheh)
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Jack-O-Moon Real :3
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Going trick or Treating for the first time for awhile this year :D Can't wait to run around in my Moon cosplay robbing people of their candy >:)
Happy Halloween everyone, and to my beloved mutuals !!
(I'll probably post a picture of me in cosplay next to it tomorrow hehe)
#silly posting#Real Kapri alert !!#ignore my shit camera quality lmao#Nothing else to say#just#the guy <3#Happy Halloween ooooo#If you don't celebrate happy Thursday :D#daycare attendent#jack o moon#fnaf jack o moon#fnaf moon#moon fnaf#fnaf sun#sun fnaf#dca
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Soooo like what’s going on with señor scratchy?
Is he okay?
They just left him behind with no one to take care of him…
#im gonna decide that herb found him and took him home to take care of him while agatha is gone#the same way the westview residents took care of agatha when she was under wanda’s spell#they’re just kind considerate people#he probably left his house to see the aftermath of the salem seven ambush#found a bunch of stuff broken and this poor little bunny all alone just sitting there nose twitching not a thought in his mind#and was like ooooo nooooo you’re all aloneeeee#and then just scooped that fluffy little guy right up and took him home#took a little trip to the westview petvalu and bought some food and a cage or smth#idk i dont have a bunny🤷🏻♀️#and yeah he’s just watching over senor scratchy waiting for his mama to come home#yeah thats what im going with#much better than the alternative that that bunny is just hiding alone in a corner scared and missing agatha#marvel#mcu#agatha all along#agatha harkness#senor scratchy#señor scratchy#herb wandavision#john collins#westview#kate's post
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get ready mera tomorrow is the day you will expect me camping in ur inboxes bcs the horny demons WILL have me by the neck
being made into a marionette/puppet/doll by the fellow guy and having all emotion draining in poor reader’s eyes!! they’ll be so pretty!! the “princess of the circus” !! an eye candy for the audience (and the boys especially) and at the end of the show, you will be giving them “special services” fellow being paid to have you give all the boys head!! heck have your holes stuffed to the brim by ALL of them at once!! and maybe behind the scenes, fellow will have a taste himself 🤭
HAVE A GREAT DAY MERA AAAA WILL COME BACK TO SCREAM SOME MORE!! 😫🫶🏻💕💕❤️❤️❤️
HI HI, LOVELY ANON!!!! 💖💖 omg,,, your thoughts are so good. I am ready for you to camp in my inbox. I will set up the tent for you and include many luxuries so the camping experience will be enjoyable!!!!
But omg the thought of being turned into a mindless sex doll for the boys and you can't complain or fight back. You're so pliable and obedient; it's in your nature to serve them and be fucked by them. <3 since Playful Land is a place in which you can indulge in fun day after day, why would any of the guys ever want to leave? Some of them (Trey, Leona, Cater, Jack, etc) are hesitant. Of course they want to use you, fuck you, kiss you, stuff you full, and do so many things they may not be able to do at school, but part of them knows this isn't the real you and you're just being controlled by Fellow. But time passes in Playful Land and eventually, whether they wanted to resist or not, they'll fall into Fellow's palm and indulge in you and your body. :) it's only a matter of time before the obsession wins out over restraint.
I think Fellow likely fucks you way before the rest get their chances. >:D he wants to have his fun first. Omg just imagine how many possibilities that opens up for Leona and Fellow rivalry. Two beastmen, one of them a sly fox and the other a protective lion, and they both want you. 😵💫 Leona respects you, of course, but he has to stake his claim to ensure that Fellow guy won't take what rightfully belongs to the king. >:(
#twisted chit chat#n/sfw#twst always knows how to cook yummy events orz#this event has me playing 'dark wood circus' on repeat for extra spooky vibes#OOOOO speaking of vocaloid horror songs i should assign each one to the twst guys...#jade gets 'candy addict full course' i do not make the rules <3#'my tongue crawls across your candy skin' and 'my love comes with knife and fork' are such raw lines orz it's so (sk) jade#rollo gets 'fear garden'#riddle gets 'okaasan'#AAAAAAAA MANY THOUGHTS#omg but then the twins in 'trick and treat' luring you into the mansion in the woods..........#azul gets 'unrequited love and he who sleeps beneath' >:)#maybe i should actually make the list ;;;;;
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