#OOH this one is rly cool!!!!

[nomairuins]

also its so dumb that one of the arguments ppl have against a sims 5 is that theyve already invested too much money into 4. like yes its fucking scummy that ea charges so much for dlc and its Ludicrous the amt sims 4 costs if you have all the dlc and its going to keep getting more and more expensive but . to be honest . why are you paying for sims packs. im sry

[qazastra]

tracklist below

1. libido / onlyoneof 2. my body / perfume genius 3. crumbs / rebecca black 4. impressionable / taemin 5. mood swings (cover) / idles 6. she's my collar / gorillaz ft. kali uchis 7. love drug / leebada 8. jungle / cix 9. nothing on me / kai 10. gaslighting / onlyoneof 11. underwater / red velvet 12. guilty / taemin 13. half man half shark / king krule 14. i can't breathe / gwsn 15. animal farm / bibi 16. y don't u / park hye jin, clams casino, take a daytrip 17. sculptures of anything goes / arctic monkeys 18. i got love / taeyeon 19. echolalia / yves tumor 20. trouble / exo 21. rose / got the beat 22. moniker / underscores 23. last dance / youha 24. venom (remix) / little simz 25. dora maar / onlyoneof 26. honey! / tabber, dean 27. tail / sunmi 28. death fantasy / kilo kish, miguel 29. drink blood / a. g. cook 30. tear of god / onlyoneof 31. power / little simz

toxic bisexual vampire playlist but most of it is kpop

I WEAR MY BODY LIKE A ROTTED PEACH // MY HEART SPREADS LIKE SEEPING POISON // I DIED A THOUSAND TIMES, I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO // ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS TO STAY // TWISTED RAW ADRENALINE RACING THROUGH MY BONES // FEELS LIKE MY BREATH HAS STOPPED // YOU KNOW YOU'RE MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE // GOOD FEELS BAD, BAD FEELS GOOD // I'LL SHOW YOU WHY YOU SHOULD HATE ME // YOU'RE JUST A WEEPING WOMAN // A CHARMING DEATH FANTASY // BABY DON'T LET ME FEEL LOVED, BABY DON'T MAKE ME DRINK BLOOD // YOU DEVOUR ME AND STEAL ALL OF ME

cover from twt @hypnOtic_junji tracklist in reblogs (incl. kilo kish, sunmi, a. g. cook, onlyoneof, taemin, king krule, little simz, & more)

[dandyshucks]

Also maybe you did mention this on your blog before but if it's alright with me asking... Where do you and guz go on dates in alola and what do you guys do? (I'm gonna include thoughts of meeting you/seeing you around when I think of kiawren 🤔😁😁) (@kiawren)

ooh i don't think i have rly talked about this much (or even at all LOL) but even if i had i wouldn't mind saying it again so you're totally a-okay to ask :3 !!

putting it under the cut so ppl don't have to scroll a bunch LOL but also I'M CURIOUS ABOUT YOU TWO NOW TOO- what do y'all do for dates and stuff? 👀

I think for Guz and me, our usual dates (that involve leaving Po Town fdsjkl) in Alola are: looking for wimpods on the beaches and just general beachcombing, neither of us are really fans of just... sitting on beaches fdsjkl we always gotta be Doing smth; visiting cafes to get tapu cocoa and malasadas and ice cream and all that sort of thing (Aina's Kitchen on Melemele Island is one place that is canonical!); watching sunsets from mountains or beaches (no way are we waking up early enough to see sunrises LMAO); museums and other touristy type of things (I think Guz wouldn't have done much of that bc of his previous angst lol so a lot of it would be new for him too :3); just walking around in general tbh, I love walking and just seeing the sights even in my own neighbourhood irl LOL; OOOH and I don't know if there's any canon spots for this but I like to think there's probably some really cool tucked away natural pools of water inside of caves that would be great for swimming and cooling off in, there's some really good mountains on the different islands for that sort of thing :O

i think most of it involves just getting out around the region and spending as little money as possible fsdjkl, neither of us are big on Big Romantic GesturesTM so we keep it casual and just hang out :] I think we tend to stay on Ula'ula for the most part but we definitely make it a point to visit the other islands as much as we can because it's good to get out and see different things !!! also because Aina's Kitchen is likely a favourite spot of ours so we'd have to go to Melemele for that hehe :3

[kaiserkisser]

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

ooh ty for asking nonnie!! (Who is this hmm i wonder)

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?- hmm well, id say their body language in a way? i mean if your eye is trained enough you can figure out a lot abt a person imo

💎 What’s your most prized possession? - prolly either my collection of my artworks or books (or maybe my anime merch lmfao idk)

🧡 A color you can’t stand? - neon colors! i have nothing against neon, theyre rly cool but they're not very kind to my eyes, they hurt when looking at neon :((

💛 Do you have any piercings? - yeah! i have ear piercings :D

💞 @ your favorite blog.- UH HEY THATS UNFAIR. YOU CANT JUST ASK FOR ONE BLOG. uhm i love all my moots equally!! But bc im being forced- @meowmaii @floraldresvi @milk-violet @damyoujackson @thegolden-tigeress i love you guys so so much <3 (doesnt mean my other moots arent my favorites- i love yall so so much too!!)

[the-elder-polls]

my last dragonborn is a devout stendarr worshipper, but they are also convinced that the vigilants of stendarr completely misunderstand his teachings, so they actively work against them and actually work with some daedra worshippers sometimes (but only like the nice ones jfkdjfkjdd azura and meridia's mostly)

OOH that's really cool!! i rly like that interpretation. fleshes the vigilants out more!!

fact for a fact: vedathyr worships no gods. no aedra, no daedra, nobody. he is like his grandfather rildras in that he hates the gods and actively avoids them

[gunkbaby]

if Shuu was a human what would his top 5 favourite foods be?

ooh good one. This is tricky bc shuu is such a picky eater, but still has this ‘eat the world’ attitude, i think one thing abt human shuu aus rly neglect to compensate for is how closely tied Shuu is to the idea of being an apex predator, but I think you can still achieve it, and I will try my best! i do know a bit abt gourmet food! (There are actually a lot of books abt food critics and gourmet chefs who get 𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕪 with cooking)

i feel like is also hard bc shuu would probably like everyone to think his favourite food is something rare and exotic so maybe he would twist the truth a little. Narrowing down specific foods is difficult but I will try my best!

Kaneki’s bussy

Orlotan - this fucked me up when i heard about it. But the practice of eating orlotan is utter decadence - to a ridiculous extent. It’s a bit like Foie Gras - the orlotan are wild caught and force fed to double their mass, then drowned and marinated in Armagnac and then cooked. It’s meant to be consumed whole, the bones spat out, and typically, the consumer is traditionally supposed to wear a napkin or towel over their face whilst they eat the bird. I can’t remember why - but I’ve seen it said that is either to maintain dignity when spitting out the bones, or to shield such a disgraceful act from God’s eyes. The latter sounds cool as fuck so i believe it. I love Jesus!!! I think Shuu would lap something like that up. I’ve yet to find something so dreadfully French in the matter of food, and I think he’d probably say this is his favourite food - if only for the amount of ceremony involved.

Cheesecake - Shuu always mentioning cheesecake in early TG and I would like to give him this one as a little treat. I don’t know a lot abt cheesecake bc i fucking hate the stuff but maybe he’d like something like Basque? Which is just burned custard(?) cheesecake - i was reminded of tiramisu but apparently it’s more of a soufflé. I think he’d probably go for something floral too - rose cheesecake’s probably a thing, lavender, peony. I don’t know if I see him as a sweet/dessert person. He’s more likely to enjoy richer desserts like cheesecake and chocolates.

Dark Chocolate - maybe a sneak! I am a Dark Chocolate Enjoyer so total bias but hear me out (yes i do also like black liquorice!). If it is less than 80% cocoa it’s too sweet! He’d be a 100% kind of guy, because bragging rights. I think he might enjoy it with some fruits, maybe with orange biscuits or raspberries. I think he’d like raspberries, they taste like little rubies to me. Dark chocolate goes good with almond butter, he might make it fancy - foamed raspberry with shredded chocolate over almond biscuits with coffee cream. we might call that a rather bizarre mocha, but shuu would say it’s a deconstructed tiramisu. the reason i think he’d choose dark chocolate is because i don’t think he’d eat sweets. Dark chocolate has a deeper taste profile, in my experience dark chocolate is always unique. This might appeal to Shuu. It goes well with far more flavours than typical chocolate - spices, florals, etc - i recently had dark chocolate almonds dusted in matcha! They were utterly divine. Dark chocolate is highly overrhated in my opinion.

Exotic Meat - this is a generalisation sorry 😢 But I believe it canonical - very premium cuts of meat from animals you might not typically farm - zebra, bear, crocodile, rattlesnake, that sort of thing. It’s really controversial for some reason and as a vegan I should be opposed, but I think wild hunting is leagues better than farming, provided it’s not an endangered species, but Shuu would definitely eat an endangered species. Maybe he likes to brag and his favourite meat is snow leopard, or something. Dodo. Dinosaur, even (he was There).

Fugu (pufferfish) - this is shorthand for ‘dangerous food’ lol! Without the danger of being a ghoul, we have to consider how a human shuu might chase this danger. He might hunt his exotic meats, but I think he might try and achieve this by also eating dangerous food - food that’s poisonous or toxic. a bit of a Russian roulette. I wouldn’t even put it beneath a human or a ghoul Shuu to eat something with worms! (Same tbh. Would.)

i think most of the above are what Shuu might want people to believe are his favourite foods, so I’d like to take some time to throw my other ideas in the ring.

I think he’d take comfort in Monte Cristo - if only because in a human universe, I would take it to be his father’s favourite food. He’d probably be given it as a child or something, so good associations. There’s not much rly to say else there, but the idea of Shuu eating a toastie fascinates me. If he eats it when he’s sad, i think he’d look like that little mouse video, but otherwise I think he’d eat a toastie with a knife & fork.

I mentioned dark chocolate earlier, but of course he might also like some luxury chocolates - i think of these wonderful chocolates i saw once, that had been dyed and marbled to look like planets and marbled, filled with pistachio or coffee foams. Wonderful. Straight from switzerland or italy. Maybe he would enjoy ruby chocolate too? I’ve never had it! I said no sweets but white chocolate has a time and place, but it works wonderfully with wasabi or miso - i made wasabi and white chocolate cupcakes once. Good lord. He would like that. White chocolate and nuts is also very good. When I was vegetarian, my guilty pleasure used to be salted liquorice dipped in white chocolate - but I don’t know if he’d like that!

i think he’d eat sea urchin.

Some drinks too! -

Coffee: specifically coffee with blue seaweed or Kopi Iuwak. He’s definitely tried it, but does he like it? Who knows? I’ve always wanted to try seaweed coffee. Kopi Iuwak is coffee beans that’s already passed through the digestive system of a civet. It sounds like a bit of a farce to me, but i don’t think it’s as repulsive as people make out.

matchaaaa - bias i just think everyone should drink matcha

moon milk - i’ve never had this bc broke but it sounds so good. I think he’d like the pink/rose milk the most! maybe the blue spirulina?

Nut milks - vegan bias but seriously who can honestly argue cow juice tastes better than a refreshing glass of cashew milk??? Shuu would probably have something like pistachio milk, tigernut, brazil nut, macadamia -that sort of thing! Stuff you can’t get from the shops!

People will probably kill me if I don’t mention escargot or frogs legs so. Obligatory mention. Personally I find that to be rather typical and cliched - ooh, mandatory french food! So bizarre! Whatever. Partly why this ask took me a long time to get to, is because I wanted to go through my books and notes. It would have been easy for me to sit here and type that human Shuu would eat lobster and ragyu and live baby shrimp in miso soup, but i think it’s too obvious. In my experience, there is so much more to get out of Shuu when you delve deeper and don’t say the first thing!

i also want to say, sometimes i see how we (westerners) talk about food from different cultures. lots of high-class gourmet stuff seems silly, but i dont care to mock it. i can’t enjoy food anymore, but it makes me happy that some people enjoy food enough to make it a silly and pompous hobby. But i think sometimes we look at frogs legs or zebra steaks, orlotan or fugu, fermented egg, people eating guinea pigs, chihuahua or cat, sometimes we have a tendency to say it’s gross and twisted, but i don’t think that’s necessary. if something tastes good, if an animal has good meat, then why not? eating the world is sometimes a good thing. not always, but sometimes.

This question made me think a lot, so thank you! I was thinking about a human shuu - all the stories you could make up! There’s a lot to sink your teeth into!

I’m sorry if this was incoherent last night i took 40 laxatives and i just drank 2 monster energy back to back I feel very sane!!!!

[whumpsday]

absolutely feel free to ignore this if you don't wanna answer it (i know that some people love this question but others don't) but do any of your K&J OC's have mental disorders? Like adhd, autism, ocd or any of that stuff (outside of PTSD of course)?

i've seen some stuff in certain chapters that i really relate to as a neurodivergent person, like kane enjoying fidgeting with things and laken's struggles with personal boundaries/certain social cues.

whether you feel comfortable confirming or not, i still absolutely love and appreciate those little moments of representation, but i just thought i'd ask :D

yeah!! this is a story about trauma so obviously like half the cast has ptsd. i have my own slew of stuff (depression, anxiety, ocd, adhd, ptsd, and an ed). some of this is less "i'm setting out to write a character with x" and more "ooh someone told me a cool headcanon i'm making canon" so i'll indicate when that's the case lol

kane - ptsd, binge eating disorder (upcoming in ch.55), and i didn't originally write him with the intent, but @whumpshaped has brought up reading kane as having bpd and it kind of fits rly well. i've been a bit nervous about making that canon bc kane was an abuser in arc 1 and there's a lot of stigma associated with that when it comes to bpd, and i didn't wanna add to that? though i feel that kane is enough of a well-rounded character that it would be okay?

jim - ptsd, major depression, definitely would have developed a substance abuse disorder if liz wasn't taking care of him but that was avoided

liz - adhd, ptsd (from watching her parents die as a kid)

bellamy - generalized anxiety disorder (he's pretty good at coping with it), a bunch of common phobias if that counts (bugs, heights, etc)

laken - i didn't write them with the intent, but i like your reading of laken as autistic so i'll make it canon :) why not!

graham - social anxiety disorder (had that pre-whump), ptsd

anton doesn't have anything he's just an asshole. his sadistic behavior is based off the concept of energy vampires, vampires who feed off the negative emotions of others- in his case more a metaphorical feeding than a literal one.

[akajustmerry]

merry do u think it's worth watching The Walking Dead in the year 2024 b/c michonne and rick seem cute do u think it's worth it also i don't rly like Action per se but I do like sci fi your posts are getting to me but idk I think I never watched the show b/c it seemed to be very like. Ooh we're cool and touch and grrr grizzled men being so tough or idk. I just never got to it

@divinecruelty hiiiiii ❤️ omg I'm not going to lie to you there's lots of manly man grrrrrr bullshit in the early seasons....it does taper off though (never fully goes alas)! but honestly I think if you like speculative fiction and post-apocalypse "how the fuck does one rebuild the world?" stories then the walking dead will keep you entertained!!! the action is very story driven. as I always say, twd is a soap opera with zombies to keep things moving. some seasons have more action than others, but it's all very character driven and the practical horror/gore effects make it really fun. do I think the walking dead is worth watching for rick and michonne? mate, absolutely. that's the greatest love story and romance in television history right there and watching the walking dead is the only way to experience it <3 michonne is a main character from season 3 and season 1 and 2 are the shortest so if you do start twd, you don't have long to wait! elements of it have not aged well, fair warning! but overall it's like any cult series - worth the watch if you like the thing!!! I don't recommend any of the spin offs other than the ones who live but idk what the ones who live would be like to watch if you were not REALLY familiar with rick and michonne's antics in twd ❤️

[junglemax]

Following up on the last ask: I'm trying to imagine now after skye came back from julia's world (if she took her to another world or something in the darkness) if she maybe explained to Willow and Kris who Julia is and if maybe she can come to their sleepover next time (if julia can freely move between worlds) and how Skye would tell her mom all this lol

this rly got to my creative juices so here’s a little look into that for shits and giggles ❤️

“Alright, Skye, you’ve gathered us here. What’s the deal?” Kris asked, crossing her arms.

“It seemed really urgent, are you okay? Is the ghost thing back and bothering you again?” Willow asked.

Skye sighed and smiled at them. “Don’t worry, I’m fine. And about the ghost thing- well, yes and no.”

“Yes and no? What does that mean?” Kris asked.

“Well…it’s easier to show you. Come on, into my room.”

They follow Skye upstairs into her room, and Skye shuts the door behind everyone. Then she shuts the curtains and turns the light off. “Alright, don’t freak out, okay?” Skye asked.

“Are we supposed to see something?” Willow asked apologetically. “Cause all I see is nothing.”

“Just wait,” Skye promised. She cleared her throat. “Julia?”

“Julia? Who’s Julia-“ Kris gets interrupted by a hum coming from a fourth person.

As their eyes adjust to the dark, a red glow appears from behind Skye; first they spot a hat, and then the girl attached to it in all black, leaning her head on Skye’s shoulder. She smiles politely at them all. “Hello, girls.”

Willow gasped. “Oh, my god. Okay, Skye, what the heck is going on?”

“Guys, meet Julia. She’s, uh, the one who was trying to talk to me. In the dark. She’s cool though! We like her. We do not want to get rid of her.”

���No way,” Kris said, laughing with disbelief. “That’s- wow. Alright.”

“Are you a ghost?” Willow asked.

“Willow!” Skye groaned.

Julia chuckled softly. “No, I am not. Though I enjoyed hearing your theory about me last time. It was very clever.”

“You heard all that?”

“If there’s a shadow in the room, I hear everything.”

“Ooh, that’s kind of creepy- no offense!” Willow laughed nervously.

“No need to worry, I understand,” Julia chuckled softly. “You humans need time to get used to everything.”

Kris squinted at Julia and took in her look. “Wait a minute- Skye, is this why you’ve gone goth all of a sudden?”

Willow gasped. “Oh my god, it totally is, isn’t it? Aww, that’s kinda cute, actually. Nice to support your new friend.”

Skye began to blush, “Well, about that…”

Julia leaned into Skye more, and interlocked her fingers with Skye. “It’s much more than that.”

“No way you got a demon girlfriend and didn’t tell us!” Kris yelled in disbelief.

“She’s not a demon!” Skye groaned again. “She’s- well, I dunno. A…darkness being?”

“Something along those lines,” Julia agreed.

“But she’s your girlfriend! Like, god damn, Skye. That’s an achievement if I’ve ever heard one.” Kris said.

“Uh, Skye, that is great and all- really, I am super happy for you,” Willow said, “but uh, how does your mom feel about all this?”

Skye sucked in a breath. “Well…I haven’t actually told her yet.”

“Dude,” Kris said, “that’s gonna be a problem.”

“She doesn’t need to know!” Skye insisted. “Not yet. She wouldn’t understand. You know how parents are.”

“At some point she’s gonna find out,” Willow said.

“Yes, but not right now! Please don’t tell her. I told you guys about it because you’re my best friends and I trust you.”

Kris and Willow looked at each other, then sighed. “Alright, we won’t tell.”

“Yes! Thank you guys so much.” Skye pulled them into a hug. “Oh, since Julia’s here, do you guys wanna see something really cool that she can do?”

“Uh, yeah,” Kris scoffed, “I wanna know everything that your spooky girlfriend knows how to do.”

“Cool! Julia? Can you show them what you showed me?”

“Well…” Julia sighed apologetically, “not quite, my love. But I can show them how I move from shadow to shadow? If I’m allowed to join your party.”

“Of course you’re allowed to join. Right guys?” Skye looked over at her friends.

“I do wanna see how one moves from shadow to shadow,” Kris said with a nod.

“Yes, of course you can stay!” Willow said, grabbing Julia’s hand and patting it. “You’re with Skye, which means you’re officially with us, girl. Welcome in!”

Julia smiled brightly at them. “Thank you, really; I appreciate it more than you can imagine.”

“Alright, Julia, show us your thing,” Skye said, sitting on the bed with an adoring look on her face.

[judasisgayriot]

it’s your friendly neighborhood heroes anon! you seem to maybe kinda like the petrellis, so i’ll give you a fun ask about them.

what do you think peter and nathan were like with each other growing up? i’ve seen a bunch of different headcannons from people. in some they’re only like 8 years apart and in others it’s 14. some people think nathan was seen as more of a ‘cool cousin that gets you booze’ type by peter and they never really saw each other much, but when they did it was a fun time. but then in other fics nathan and peter are basically conjoined at the hip even after nathan graduates.

it’s all a big mess, and i don’t know who to believe lol. your thoughts? don’t be afraid to ramble on and on (and on)

Hi!!! I love to talk about the Petrellis haha so here goessss 💖💖

Ooh so first of all, I don’t rly know anything abt the supplemental stuff like the comics lol but not many ppl do anyway lmao

And secondly, in regards to their age gap we can roughly work it out from a few things: s1-s4 take place over roughly ~2 years (for instance Claire is 15-16 in s1 and 18/going to college in s4). Peter was born in December 1979 and is 26 in s1 (stated in canon), Nathan is similarly stated to be 40 in s4 (so ~38 in s1). So I’ve always interpreted them as being 12 years apart. Which yes, is a pretty sizeable age gap and means they wouldn’t have hung out in the same way that siblings of closer ages/in similar life stages would have. Peter and/or Nathan would be away at fancy boarding school, Nathan was in the military for parts of Peter’s childhood.

Their childhood is not super filled in by canon so a lot of this is my personal headcanon/interpretation (be warned for subjectivity/filling in the gaps) but I think their clinging to each other/closeness did start very young regardless of the age gap. Their father was terrifying and emotionally abusive as fuck, controlling to Nathan and at best dismissive and neglectful to Peter, Angela at least loves them in her own way but isn’t much better as a parent and is actively manipulative/gaslighting them all the time lmao and they live in an insane household that forced them together due to this (no wonder they’re Like That).

I think Nathan’s always been protective of Peter and wanted to be there for him/stand in front of him to shield him (though I think he’s later a little resentful about it, similarly Peter sometimes sees Nathan as too much of a puppet to their parents and doesn’t get why he didn’t stand up for himself more/gets frustrated with him, but Nathan was literally moulded from birth to be their obedient little attack dog who’d do whatever they wanted him to. Nathan in s3 saying his evil mind-controlling dad chose his career and even the person he married was picked out for him. There’s a reason that he seems so spineless.) but Nathan’s exception has always been Peter - the one thing he’ll defy his parents for. In s1 he goes along with what he’s meant to do until it comes time for him to pick The Plan or Peter, and he sacrifices himself for Peter. I think Angela never even considered that Nathan would choose Peter over her plan for him, which was the flaw in her machinations lol.

Peter also mentions in s4 that Nathan would rearrange his military leave to be there for Peter’s birthday, etc. i think that they were really happy to see each other every time they got to, it gave them some escape with someone who wasn’t their parents, who understood what it was like to grow up in that family. They’re hugely different people, but in part because Peter was allowed that freedom to be himself and have his own opinions that Nathan simply didn’t have, and again I think Nathan at once kind of resents this and also fiercely wanted that for Peter and is proud of him, despite the way he’s mean to him sometimes lol.

Of course I’d be remiss not to mention the infamous s2 deleted scene, where Nathan says that he and Peter used to steal Arthur’s scotch and go out to the treehouse and he ‘got him drunk for the first time’ up there. Not sure exactly when but this has to have been when Peter was a teenager, and… whew. The way Nathan delivers this with such anguish (‘why did I go back there…’) says so much about how intensely he feels about this whole thing, like, whatever really happened in that treehouse was a LOT and he’s having a LOT of feelings about it. I think when Peter was a teenager their closeness started becoming TOO much and too intense and it scared Nathan a bit as much as he wanted to hold onto Peter. But aaaaanyway….

I just love me some codependent brothers lmao so I’ve probably coloured it more towards that in my own perception. But basically I do think they were close regardless of the age gap!

[gayandfullofdismay]

Pls don’t stop rambling!!! These tags are FOOD

I was absolutely thinking about Dabi + Karma interactions bc aodjskdkkd but nagisa and keigo you’re so right!!!

(Plus I figure if they can have a class of like 27 kids it’s fine to just add a few bnha characters to it rather than replacing the original cast)

But no no bc can you imagine what Karma and Touya look like next to each other the day that Touya runs out of his black hair dye

You’re just staring up at these two kids, one of them is twirling a knife and the other is holding blue flames an inch from your face, both of them have blood red hair and the most terrifying smiles you’ve ever seen-

(Everyone in that town swears to the grave that demons come in twos)

On the other hand, Karma with Tomura lmaoo

Very much a karma+terasaka crossed with early karma+korosensei type of relationship

Karma is vry well aware of how destructive Tomura’s quirk is and his pissy holier than thou attitude reminds him of basically every classmate he’s ever beaten up so. Yk

He is doing his absoluteeee best to egg him on bc he knows Korosensei never actually lets anything get far enough for a fight between then to work

(Yk the way he fought the hand guy at the hotel was absolutely something he started doing with Tomura first)

So Touya and Karma get on like the two little sadistic maniacs that they are while Tomura is just tugging Touya away like every ten seconds bc he hates Karma and doesn’t want to share

(Boy I hope him having to acknowledge his jealousy towards anyone near his best “friend” doesn’t awaken something in him… 👀)

But to pick up on Tomura’s side of the linear narrative…

Well

Tomura doesn’t know everything, sensei knows everything, only sensei would be able to tell him right from wrong but he can’t tell sensei and there’s no one else who- except. Well. There is one other adult who would know, who follows sensei, is trusted by sensei to teach him right and wrong who-

And this is how an absolutely exhausted sleep deprived still panicking Kurogiri ends up having the most stilted awkward conversation with his ward of his whole life

(Tbf he only remembers about 10 years of that life so it wasn’t saying much but still)

It’s a perfectly terrible conversation with absolute bangers like:

“So hypothetically… asking for a friend… if-“

“You have friends??”

“YES. SHUT UP. HYPOTHETICALLY-“

It is a very long conversation.

Much, much later, Tomura comes out of that talk with a lot of questions (“who’s Aizawa?” “I-I don’t… know”) and an extremely tentative game plan

(“You have to choose Tomura. You have to with what you’re willing to lose against what you’re not. The kind of person you want to be and the kind of people you want around you.”)

He’ll just have to figure out who what he’s willing to lose.

Well, if that annoying bird kid would leave his best friend alone, anyway

Every time he’s rounding the corner, that stupid bird is following his friend around, bothering him and talking to him and bumping shoulders with him like Touya is Keigo’s friend

And because he’s bothering Touya that means Tomura has to deal with him too now, him and his idiot hair and his stupid soft wings and the stupid dumb idiot way that he always wins every spar in class-

(Kurogiri had a far of look in his eyes as he stared out the window.

“I don’t think I got to choose,” he whispered, so soft Tomura nearly doesn’t hear.

Something in his chest like nausea and heart burn twists and make his hands cold.

I didn’t get to choose)

Ok but Assassination Classroom DabiHawks AU

The moon is blown up like normal and the public only knows a villain did it while the government is going crazy in the background about the new number one villain that blew up the moon holy shit

Korosensei is going to Kunugigaoka to teach 3-E, the government is panicking and the HPSC learns that the ministry of defense sent over two of their people

This is unacceptable

There is absolutely NO way that they are letting them have all the glory so they look around and what do you know, their pet project happens to be the perfect age to be a student there :)

They send him in saying that he’s a hero student and Endeavor, who has been working behind the scenes to help kill Koro in increasingly ludicrous murder attempts, hears that the HPSC is sending in a hero student to “infiltrate” the school

This is unacceptable

There is absolutely NO way that he is letting them take all the glory and well whaddya know, his eldest is the perfect age to attend the school as a student :)

So the canon year starts

Touya is put in as a last minute transfer student and his identity and purpose is (very poorly) “hidden” from Korosensei

(They think they’re hiding it perfectly. They are not.)

Meanwhile Keigo is put into the same class by a fuming HPSC the day after

(No one tells Keigo about Touya)

Now Keigo takes the “in E class for grades route” and puts on the air of an airhead whenever he’s in class

On the other hand Touya, who already has a few piercings as a fuck you to his dad, dyes his hair black (again, poorly) and fits right in as a delinquent

Shenanigans ensue

[raonwashere]

HELLO THERE‼️‼️

Tis me, friend 🚶🏻‍♀️actually you can call me Huhu

As promised, I am here to give out some ideas for kaitou joker x reader ideas PLEASE I miss it when people used to write them. Anyway I was thinking a kaitou joker x detective female reader?

Like reader is a detective like kudo shinichi from DC and she is a new person on the police force. Its her first time attending a heist and she’s smart yk yk and explains to the inspector how joker stole the treasure. Joker and hachi hears all about this while disguised as one of the police, even though they already stole the treausure they were both curious of the new person. Hachi is like “ooh this girl is smart! WAIT too smart! She might catch us!” Joker on the other hand stays silent while observing her, its not like this isnt the first detective he’s seen but something about her….makes him feel something OO LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.

Anyway thats all I got for that idea *roller skates away* 🛹🛹🛹

MORE INCOMING‼️‼️

HELLO HUHU!1!!1!1 THABK YOU FOR GIVING ME IDEAS !!!

that idea is so cute esmsmsm, enjoy 😋

( sorry if my English is bad I suck 💔💔 )

Love at first sight -?!

— kaitou joker x detective ! reader , she / her pronounce

A new detective was recently hired by Inspector Oniyama.

Today ( or rather night ) was rather special considering that it will be the new detective's first heist ! Although the expectations were not that high , she hopes that she can perform well, or maybe even better than her boss and the rest of her coworkers.

The inspectors plan was simple , a bit too simple. Non the less , she didn't say much and got to work. She was quick , and smart, able to pick up anything out of the ordinary.

She had notice quickly how one of the police were acting quite suspicious . So ,she kept her suspicions , finding an whichever opportunity to question that spesific police.

The police was of course non other than Joker and Hachi themselves. Hachi was nervous , starting to panic inside but Joker kept his cool..

She found it weird on how these two spesific police would walk of at the most random times... Unless , they are the thieves , but it was a thought. She decided to follow the two.

She had caught the two in the act of coming out of their disguises.

— " Aha! My suspicions were correct after all ! "

Joker , impressed by the detective's quick discovery. He was shocked , considering how during his past heist , he's never gotten caught in the act of transformation unless he reveals it upfront.

Not to long after that , Inspector Oniyama caught up to it too, but failed once again to catch the Mysterious Joker along with his partner !

Inspector Oniyama was impressed by her , and how she explained to him how Joker escaped and how they pulled it of.

But did joker actually leave yet ? Nope. The two eves dropped on her explanation , hachi was shocked and started to panic ( again ) on how smart she is. And with that , they left to the sky joker

----

— " hm , the newbie's good. I can't wait help but look forward to seeing her on our next heist. " He chuckles.

After that? He wanted to see her very often. Even started getting slightly disappointed if he didn't manage to see her.

Hachi can only sigh at how his master has fallen in love ... ♡

sorry if it seems short :v , I forgot what the gum was called he uses for transformation 😭

I'm not rly proud w this bcuz it seems so messy , I tried staying to ur idea, I hope u like it !!!

Please correct me if anything was wrong eueieiei ;-;

[sweet-marigold]

I saw the plushie you made and OMG it's soo cuteee!! Sadly I can't do it cuz the plush my grandma was gonna make was a crochet plush and idk how to crochet. I'm going to classes later April so maybe I'll make one!!

-Anesthesia

Ooh crochet :0

I have no clue how it works but good luck!!! It looks rly cool c:

[royallygray]

Hi Royalllll :DD

Im about to go play Assassin's Creed but I just thought of a question so here's 2/?

Do you play any video games? If yes, which ones and what one is your favorite?

oooh ty for the ask! and uh

I don't play any video video games. I just got bedrock Minecraft like three or four days ago. it's slightly embarrassing how good I am at the game and how much I know for playing approximately eight times.

I was really fucking good at Tower of Destiny on Coolmathgames in like 3rd grade

I slay at bop it. The irl device. I'm so fucking good at it. most of the time.

uhhh

Yeah. I have Beatstar! and Im rly good at that (it's a music tiles game where you tap in beat. it's accurate and also it uses actual songs not covers)

I think my favorite is Minecraft. I'm constantly playing with one of my friends, and it's really fun, even though it's genuinely terrifying bc I do not have any sense of time when playing and it freaks me out since I started playing at like 6pm and then the next time I looked at the clock like five minutes later it was 8:30

For other games, since why not overshare, --HOLD ON A MINUTR

OKAY SO I DON'T PLAY IT BC I DONT HAVE STEAM BUT PHASMOPHOBIA

One of my most recent intense hyperfixations that is a more short lived one is GIGGS Phasmo. I usually never watch VODs because they're too long, but I actually fucking BINGED 90% of Impulse's Phasmo VODs and all of Grian's Phasmo videos. I do watch the VODs at like 1.75 speed so my interpretation of ghost speed is almost certainly completely fucked up but OTHER THAN THAT I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT PHASMO AND I LOVE IT AND I LOVE GIGGS AND THEN IQWHOQJQL THEMMM <<3333

One of my other favorites to watch is Gloom's playthrough of Sally Face. I started watching her like that before COVID and I watched her Sally Face stuff and it has a very special place in my heart. I also watched her play 60 Seconds, which was very cool except I watched all of them and didn't find anymore and also it takes me a while to branch out to new YT creators stuff

Ooh speaking of like.

I need to watch Undertale.

And I also! adore Minecraft Skyblock. Either MC Skyblock normal or Skyblock one block (my personal fav) or Skyblock one block but you get an item every 30 seconds

yeah hope that answered like 120% of your question

[teacorgi]

Hi I really like Lily's style! She's super cool but I was wondering, is she still a vampire? The fangs are a great look! (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠) What all does vampirism entail in your world/setting? There are so many different interpretations of the curse and I like learning about everyone's ideas on it!

HEWWO ! >W< ty for the ask abt lilly waah !!

i feel like this got too long for the dashboard so ill throw my answer under a readmore !

She is still a vampire ! Part of the time, anyway ! In her main universe/the main universe i write with her in she is a human but ! i do have an AU i poke around in sometimes w/stories where she's a vampire still bc its Very important to me that she gets to keep her vampirism somewhere u know x3

The Curse(tm) depends on the type/'rank' of vampire in most my universes that i write w/them.

Lillian, for example, was changed by a man who held a moderate amnt of control over her following the change. While under his influence/control she could only drink blood n was unable to go out during the day w/out it severely burning her.

Killing him herself n drinking some of his blood basically released her from him + buffed her vampy powers up a bit. She can eat normie human food sometimes w/out getting sick and sunny days just feel like when you go outside w/a not-quite-healed sunburn- warm, tingly, hurts a little bit but its bearable. some of this is due to alien tech given to her by her husband tho to help her deal w/negative side effects.

there are also...alien vampires in this universe which are responsible for introducing vampirism to earth many centuries ago. they don't typically come to earth themselves but lilly's daughter is friends w/a few of them =3

some of these alien vamps don't really suffer many negative effects at All and have more abilities ( can turn into various beasts, teleport, turn invisible, ect ) but others are weaker than ur average earth vampire. it just depends !

ooh also if u do not consume enough blood, even if you are able to eat human food n have been doing so, you can go into a frenzied starvation mode. when this happens, people lose control of themselves and seek out a food source indiscriminately.

lets see... what else... vamps can feed off other vamps but its not as effective/does not taste good... there are some alien species w/highly prized blood... holy water and the like mostly only effects lower tier vamps and only rly works bc of the strong emotional energy behind the process of making the vamp hunting items... silverware tastes extremely bitter and acidic to them... a weaker vamp could paralyze a stronger one if their venom was different enough...

i kno there is more but. sleepy....... sleepy... i am so VEWY sleepy so im sorry if this sounds rambly or doesnt make sense DX TY AGAIN a lot for the question ;w; i havent talked this much abt oc stuff publically in 500000 yrs no joke lol

[antoncore]

i’ll def follow n support you if you post ur outfit there!!<333 i actually just made a few posts on my blog for the first time🤭🤭 but i’m scared no one has interacted with them yet and i’m like good. no one perceive me.

i thought of wonbin too lmfaoo??? pls share ur freaky wonbin thoughts<3

that sounds rly cool though!! i hope it goes well!! pls do ur research for a shop if u haven’t already n be safe!! my first tattoo was a flower too :)) i have about 14 tattoos rn?? but some are like sets so idk and i have my lobes (not 2nd lobes though :( (want those soon tho), my conch, both nostrils n my septum! i had more ear piercings but i didn’t take very good care of them i had them a while ago and they got rejected :(

- 🧸 anon

aww thank u lovely!!! and pls dm me or give me some kinda sign bwijwjwj (if you’re not too shy), i’ll support you if i haven’t already :D

and wonbin being a pornstar/of creator… i think he would do just about anything (in my head he’s a massive whore). was specifically thinking about him wearing a lace vest with panties to match as he films himself jerking off, his whines would be so fucking pretty omfg. also on the topic of tattoos, i feel like he might have one near his dick/on his lower back???? god it would be so hot

and ofc i will!!! i love seeing other people’s tattoos so if we start talking in dms you better show me hehe. and ooh your piercings sound so cool i love, hopefully you can get the ones you had before redone i’m sure you’ll only look cooler teehee