#ONE MORE ONE MORE WHY DO PEOPLE SHIP ADRIEN AND BARNEY MILITARY GUYS AND CHUNKY RENTACOPS ARE NATURAL ENEMIES IN THE WILD
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My most unpopular opinion rn is that there is not a single set of characters in the half life series that them making out appeals to me.
#Gordon and Alyx is just soooooo guy and girl who stand next to each other are meant to be bs#Barney pining after Gordon for 20 years is not romantic it’s sad and mentally ill plus he’s matured and Gordon hasn’t it would not be good#like hot take but barney deserves better than to date a 27 year old#don’t even get me STARTED on gman that man needs a FRIEND before he needs to date. like a FRIEND. a literal friend the bar is so low#barney and alyx are you demented the man’s 20 years older than her#MAYBE ELI AND KLIENER that’s FINE#I have no strong attachments but nothing about it pisses me off y’all are good#ONE MORE ONE MORE WHY DO PEOPLE SHIP ADRIEN AND BARNEY MILITARY GUYS AND CHUNKY RENTACOPS ARE NATURAL ENEMIES IN THE WILD#DO NOT HOUSE YOUR BARNEYS WITH ADRIENS THIS IS BARNEY ABUSE
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