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btw no I didn't forget, here's my tail. (the angle is weird but I was not asking anyone to take it for me hfdsghfsdh)
#FINE you can look at it#Once.#Lee txt#Lee's photos and videos#hea au#rottmnt#tmnt#future leo#rottmnt leo#rottmnthea#happily ever after au#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt
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#project moon#limbus company#lcb#queequeg lcb#not binah#there will never be a see vote option#if this goes well this list might expand#once.#only once.
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ik we all love the āSean Bean climbing a mountain to avoid riding in a helicopterā bit but equally important I think is āSean Bean never getting the hang of the canoes and needing to be towed back to the right area multiple times bc he just kept fucking getting lost on the riverā
#also important context to the helicopter thing is he did in fact HAVE to take a helicopter#once.#and both Orlando Bloom and Viggo Mortensen talk abt it skfhshhf#Orlando rode with him and was like āIāll never forget his hand on my knee. just a complete white-knuckled gripā#and it was to do the scene where Boromir picks up the ring and Viggo says that 1) he was worried abt Sean being able to do the scene at all#and 2) afterwards he went up like āhey.. were you thinking abt the helicopter the whole timeā#and Sean Bean went āYes.ā#so yk. Genuine Stress in that scene lmfao
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Papa, you are adorable, and I just wanna pick you up and put you in my pocket and keep you safe
I am a fifty six year old Satanic Pope.
#You may pick me up#Once.#ghost#ghost band#ghost bc#papa emeritus#papa terzo#terzo#papa emeritus iii#ask terzo
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Ok so. I'm working on Flash Headcanons for Gender but... I don't know that many genders. So in the meantime...
Incorrect Quotes Part: 1
(using the Incorrect Quotes generator)
Heartslabyul
(ft. Che'nya and MC)
Riddle: What does 'take out' mean?
Trey: Food.
Deuce: Dating
Cater: Murder
Ace: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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(At 3am)
Riddle, after drinking too much coffee: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Ace: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Deuce: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Cater: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Ace: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Deuce: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Cater: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Trey, annoyed: You are disappointments
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Riddle: Are any of you d-
Cater: Depressed?
Trey: Drained?
Deuce: Dumb?
Ace: Disliked?
Riddle: -done with Professor Crewel's homework... what is wrong with you people...
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(During winter break Riddle attempts to talk to his mother. It doesn't go well.)
Riddle: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Deuce: Several traffic violations.
Ace: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Cater: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Trey: Also, thatās not our car.
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Trey: Nothing in life is free.
Deuce: Love is free!
Cater: Adventure is free.
Riddle: Knowledge is free.
Ace: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
(Trey was not amused)
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Trey, talking about Che'nya: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Cater: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Riddle: In our pantry!
Trey: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Cater: Is your friend here?
Trey, motioning to Che'nya's floating head: Yeah.
Ace, to Che'nya: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Deuce: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in... about a few months- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Deuce, to Ace and MC: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN ?!
Deuce: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Deuce, to Ace and Mc: YOU FUCKINĀ BASTARDS
Ace: OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT-
MC: THEĀ PRESTIGE!
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Deuce: Iām an idiot.
Ace:
Riddle:
Cater:
Trey:
MC:
Deuce:
Ace: If youāre waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
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Ace: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Riddle: Have everyone stand.
Deuce: Bring three more chairs!
Cater: The most important ones can sit down.
Trey, quietly: Kill three.
Everyone: ... :0
(unhinged Trey gives me fuel)
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Riddle: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Trey: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Deuce: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Cater: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Ace: My moral code, is that you?
Riddle:
Riddle: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my father gave me but do you guys need a hug?
(Dad Rosehearts is a good father agenda.)
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Riddle: What did you guys get in your yearbook? I got 'most likely to succeed'
Ace, confused: 'Prettiest Smile'
Cater, totally not bitter: 'Nicest Personality'
Deuce, also bitter: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Trey: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Trey: Whatās something you guys are better than Riddle at?
Deuce: Mario Kart.
Cater: Yeah, video games.
Ace: Emotional vulnerability.
(That's a lie Ace. No one in NRC is good at that.)
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Riddle, trying his best: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!
Cater: To theĀ town?
Riddle: Yeah, no matter what!
Trey: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?
Riddle: I... I don't know!
Ace: Oh come off it, be serious!
Riddle: IĀ amĀ serious!
Ace: You'reĀ insane!
Deuce: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!
Everyone:
Riddle: What???
Deuce: Or maybe it was a basset hound!
Ace, panicked: YOU'REĀ ALLĀ INSANE!
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Riddle: Looking left cause you donāt treat me right
Ace: Looking right because you left
Deuce: Looking up cause you let me down
Cater: Looking down cause you fucked up
Trey, just trying to bake/ confused on how they got Riddle into this: What is wrong with you guys
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MC: Weāve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Deuce will and will not eat.
Ace: Grass? Yes!
Cater: Moss? Yes!!
MC: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Cater: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Ace: Worms? Sometimes!
MC: Rocks? Usually nah.
Ace: Twigs? Usually!
Cater: Riddle's cooking? Inconclusive...
Trey: How did youā¦ test this?
Ace: You just hand them stuff and say āeat thisā and if they eat it, they eat it.
Trey: ... I donāt know how to feel about this.
Riddle: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Trey, trying to convince Riddle to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Ace: And strict!
Deuce: And grumpy!
Ace: And oblivious to reality!
MC, bitter from Riddle insulting them in chapter one: And a fucking ASSHOLE.
Trey:
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Deuce: Why isnāt the statue smirking at me?
Ace: It isnāt smirking at anyone, theyāre all just imagining it.
Riddle: Three of us saw it, Ace. How do you explain that?
Ace: points at Trey Sleep deprivation. points at MC Paranoia. points at Cater Delusional personality disorder.
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(Playing one of those card games like cards against humanity)
Riddle, reading off the card: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Ace: Rude.
Deuce: Thatās fair.
Cater: Not again.
Trey: Are you going to want this back?
Riddle:
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Riddle: Where's Ace, Deuce, and Cater?
Trey: They're playing hide and seek.
Riddle: Where?
Trey: I don't think you get how this game works.
(Riddle with his lack of childhood)
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(Authors Note: Hope you enjoy this while I figure out both their gender and my own...)
#twisted wonderland#riddle rosehearts#ace trappola#deuce spade#cater diamond#trey clover#che'nya twst#chenya#twst mc#twst yuu#inccorect quotes#divus crewel#mentioned#hes there#once.#disney twst#twst
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Oh, you think you're sooooo funny. Ceilings tall enough. You have clearance in my hive, don't you?
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I think that people should be capped at using the word "shucking" when describing taking off clothes one single time in their oeuvre
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#Link me I hate noise when I'm trying to sleep but I need bg noise for work.#In exchange I'll do what you tell me.#Once.
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Bryce Montrose genuinely looks like he could be part of the Life is Strange cast
#itās gotta be the face#and the name#and maybe the hair#thinking about whether he and max would vibe#spoiler: they would#until max says hella in a sentence once#once.#bully cce#cyapityy
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"Relax, Angel." the King of Greed said relaxedly.
#the joke here is that sisyphusbisnt relaxed at all. hes tense out of his fucking mind. hes dealing w several cramps in his feet and side at#once.#Earlier days before he trusted him.
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the only scene in the walking dead that i physically cannot watch is noahās death. like holy fuck something about it just makes me feel sick
#and not to be like oh i watched all the other death scenes im so edgy#but IVE BEEN ABLE TO SIT THRU EVERYTHING ELSE#IVE WATCHED HIS DEATH ONCE#ONCE.#because i just cant rewatch it#it ufhhthdgdgnsh#walking dead spoilers#i guess#twd
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I think I mentioned it b4 but santiago is kind of max but not really. like. they share the same base concept of being dragon princes (max has moved on from this but it's still a part of him)
#I never really got to do anything with it as baby fonso cuz max's story would never get prioritized when playing with friend's except like.#once.#sorry this is so fucking long ago but I'm still bitter over it. less cuz of like. the actual thing and more just cuz it's been a running th#ng in my entire life I am never taken seriously my thoughts n ideas are not taken seriously#<- sorry. thinking abt it makes me mad
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Neymar is my second favorite player in football history.
I never thought I would have to start watching the Arab football league... #SAD
#neymar jr#al hilal fc#what have you done to me baby? ššš#I wanted to see him play in the premier#ONCE.
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Never have I ever accidentally given someone a heart attack?
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