#ONCE AGAIN I ALSO PLAY BASS I CAN SAY THESE THINGS FGHDJK
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okay okay okay so in trying to come up with a headcanon for what instrument Pete would play if he needed to (clarinet) I've come to a very important youngest-sibling-of-poor-parents conclusion:
it isn't what instrument peter would want to learn to play (listen, I know it's clarinet, but in a world where it isn't) because those are expensive and I don't think pete is musically driven enough to really bother putting a lot of effort into convincing his parents to buy him an instrument or saving up for one on his own,,,,,,,,, no.
whatever instrument pete would know how to play is whatever ted would buy because he was convinced knowing how to play an instrument would make girls think he was hot
and then (very important note: this is coming from a bass player myself) the only answer to what a pathetic, kind of gross guy with very little perception of what women would find hot who probably heard one time on twitter that guys playing acoustic guitars were cringey would buy and promptly never practice (leading to his little brother stealing it and teaching it to himself when he was bored and under stimulated) is absolutely bass guitar
#steph thinks it's REALLY hot and ted is both SO vindicated and LIVID#I also am convinced nerd-better-person high school ted played saxophone in high school but I bet he rented that so its a nonstarter fhjgkdl#coming from another neurodivergant bass player Pete doesn't even plug it into the amp sometimes he's just plucking the same rhythm---#-- over some documentary he's watching over and over and over#peter spankoffski#ted spankoffski#starkid#it's a good Pete instrument he's VERY instrumental to the band and also the LEAST noticeable it's perfect#Pete wants to be invisible? the ONLY answer is bass guitar gfhjdkl#ONCE AGAIN I ALSO PLAY BASS I CAN SAY THESE THINGS FGHDJK#he tapped he's good with rhythm and thats the main starting point lmao
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